The Inexplicable Reality - Dipper Pines

BY : Wendell Urth
Category: +G through L > Gravity Falls
Dragon prints: 1646
Disclaimer: Disclaimer: Gravity Falls & all associated characters belong to their respective creators and owners, not me. I receive no compensation whatsoever for this story.

Disclaimer: Gravity Falls and all associated characters belong to their respective creators and owners, not me. I receive no compensation whatsoever for this story.

Epilogue:

It was still dark when Pacifica drove into town. She had planned on stopping at her parent’s estate and calling a Doctor, but felt that trying to explain why there was a naked guy in her car might be a distraction (she still had the matter of her inheritance to hammer out).

She decided to see if there was an all-night emergency clinic (or pet hospital) and if not, she’d head for the Mystery Shack as a last resort.

She saw there was some new construction in town. She slowed outside a building that was marked Women’s Clinic. She stopped and got out. She jiggled the doorknob – locked. Closed for the night. There was sign in the window that it was operated by Tambry Jimenez (wasn’t that one of Wendy Corduroy’s idiot friends)? It seemed to be some sort of Fertility Clinic/Sperm Bank. She shivered, wiped her hands on her jeans and backed away. Promising herself never to stop near here again. “Who knows what you might pick up on a doorknob from a place like this?”

They got to the Mystery Shack, there had been new construction here too. It looked like some sort of daycare operation (probably off-the-books) was going on here. She recognized the young girl by the door. Dipper’s sister!

Pacifica sprang out of the car before realizing that Mabel was cradling a pair of infants in her arms… and she was obviously far along in another pregnancy.

Lights went on in the Shack and a young blonde woman, also in the last stages of pregnancy, came out on the porch.

 

Dipper looked out of the back of the car (at least he thought his name was Dipper, that’s what the cute but angry blonde woman said…) “Dipper, stupid name!” He was afraid to get out of the car. He was still naked.

“Hello Dipper! Welcome home” said a voice, a young Asian woman at the door, also pregnant.

“Are all the women around here pregnant?” he wondered.

“You going to sit there all night?” came a second voice, gruff and deep but still somehow feminine.

“Errr, I don’t have any clothes on…”

“Nothing we haven’t seen before, right Candy?” He found himself physically removed from the car and hoisted naked by the second young woman who had the physique of a wrestler.

He insisted that the woman put him down (or at least find him some pants) but she just laughed and carried him to the porch where the blonde girl was arguing with the women and an enormous man. One brown haired girl ran over and kissed him. “Welcome home, Bro Bro.”

He was carried into the house (“Weird looking place” he thought but was too polite to say anything.) He was taken to a high ceilinged attic room and tucked into bed. It was very comfortable and seemed almost familiar.

A nice old lady with a Spanish accent insisted on taking his temperature and hustled everyone except the brown-haired girl out of the room.

The cute blonde (non-pregnant!) girl turned and looked at him for a moment. “Since when did he have blue eyes?” she asked.

End



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