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Aftermath	By : Calisto Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 6073 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Ed Edd and Eddy, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Authors note:
Ladies and gents the internet is down at my home so Ill update when I can.
Thanks to all the people that review this story I was beginning to think people didnt like it.

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“Well you remember the day of that friendship thing and what happened?”

Double D closed his eyes to get a better vision of what happened.

By time they had realized what was going on the alley way was nothing more then a blur in their vision. They screamed and yelled writhing in the confines of the robes that held them to the plank of would. The taunting snickers of their worse enemy could be heard along with trudging foot steps. The scenery around the Ed’s was no longer the familiar cul-de-sac.

“Eddy!” Double D whined in his usual panicked voice
“I know Double D, I know” Eddy snapped back the anger and panic in his voice were doing a balancing act on his nerves, that thin line that resonated throughout his body, His anger clearly falling off the ropes with a net below.

Even though the ritual had grown old they still dread the female contact especially since it came from the Kanker sisters. With the exception of Naz and the encounter with Sarah’s crush Double D only had the Kanker sisters be an example of the female wilds. They were unlike anything that he had seen in his books. This breed of woman ran under the leadership of a cocky red head by the name of Lee. She had a down home almost thick voice that from distance could have been mistook
for a mans. It was hard to tell if she could often see where she was going, large curly bangs covered her eyes but not the freckles. More then often she could be seen in a white sleeveless pokadot shirt the same shade of red as her hair and tattered jeans signs of her class. Her lackeys where giggling and snickered as they trailed beside her. In order of the way they treated each other. The next in line was the blue dyed emo cropped haired Marie. She was usually decked out in black and blue only showing her girly side in front of the Eds. When she wasn’t talking her mouth was constantly smacking on gun. To Double D it was like Chinese water torture. It was obvious that she was the middle child; She seemed to be the one that stayed out of most of the squabbles and agree with her siblings. Lastly there was the whiney blonde; she seemingly fit the stereotype in everyway except she was violent. Naz polar opposite, her name was southern like accent she talked with, it was Mae.

“I cant wait to show Mom our new toys” She snorted when she laughed it was rather eerie
“Now Mae, that’s if she let us keep them” The eldest chimed in on the conversation
“Of course she will! That Jimmy boy said that they were ours” Her face looked back fondly at the beloved it Ed. Beside him, Ed began to squirm and scream louder more frantic then the moment before.
“BUT I don’t want to play tea time.” The tallest of the bunch Yelled
“What do you mean yours?” Eddy seemed to be the only one that had heard The Kanker sisters words outside of Eddy rapid yells. They were answered with the usual giggle as the planks thudded it way to the trailer park where the girls live.

The Eds only treaded inside the property once, the others where misadventures in the area. Double D could only recall mysteriously waking up in a bath robe bearing the name of one of the Kanker sisters biological fathers. Now the demon had grown. Ed feared sisters strange obsession with the Ed boys finally crossed the line to stalker when they no longer referred to them by their names. They had grown from Boyfriends, to husband to now dolls. The procrastination to their fate was over. The plank of wood wobbling on the ground like a dropped coin inside one of the trailers. It wasn’t clear whose it belong to not that it mattered much. They were alone. Frantically each one writhed against the restraints but all slowly gave up upon the realization of how good the urban rangers could tie a knot. That was with the exception of, of course Ed.

The absence of the girls was short lived they had returned with a power tool of their fathers. Lee Laughed high and maliciously as she cranked the saw up rather like Michael from those horror movies. Eddy was not bargaining for his life Ed was now hollering nonsense most of which included the one eyed monsters from mars. Edd almost fainted from the mere sight. She lowered her weapon and began to hack right through the wood viciously. Some where amongst the chaos of the wood chips . Eddy the only logically thinking Ed, grabbed the others making a mad dash for the door. He was blocked by the blonde holding a knife in her hand.
“Oh Ed, you loveable oaf, the only way past me is death” She giggled after wards snorting slightly.
Lee had stopped the roaring of the machine “Now boys there will be none of that” Marie had joined them in her arms she held out 3 ridiculously puffy Sunday dresses, a smile never left her face. Lee stood above the conquered wood demanding attention “Now we paid good money for you,
“Paid?!”
“That’s right Eddy-kins…” She turned to her other sisters “I love it when he gets angry” and was only answered by more of the incisive giggling “Well That little fruit boy…
“Jimmy?”
“Stop interrupting me Eddy!” She pushed eddy sending his body tumbling into Ed.
“Anyways… Jimmy he said he would make it so that he would capture you guys, once he did he paid us to” She flung her hands up in quotations “You take care of them from then on” She had inched her way to her beloved it Eddy curling a finger underneath his chin
“Surely he didn’t mean it” Double D tried to jest rationalizing the explanation. “Jimmy doesn’t own us… for that matter no one does… For you see, according to our…” He was silenced as his face was bombarded with body temperature, waxy crimson pigment.

“No no Ed you guys belong to us and since you belong to us we decided to turn you into every girls favorite toys” She looked to her sister to take her cue and when she didn’t it earned her a firm slap on the back of the head. Rather then retaliating as usual she grumbled for a bit and passed out the Sunday dresses one to each of the boys.
“Change now!” Lee’s words thundered around the room at the boys.

“No Way” Eddy hurled the fabric to the grown stomping on it viciously as one would put out a cigarette. “You don’t own us we weren’t for sale and we certainly aren’t going to be your DOLLY! “ The stubby boy crossed his arms putting that matter at rest he felt like venting all of rage towards the sisters to him the dress was the straw that had broken the camels back. His anger spontaneously burst like a glass upon impact with the floor. “I’VE had it up to here with you girls and so have they. Every time we see you it’s the same thing, kissy face and perfume and time after time… I’m sick of it SICK OF ALL OF IT” his voice was a roller coaster rumbling along the tracks only gaining speed for the final plunge at the end of the ride. Only at the end did he realize that the line was worth the anticipation. “IF you cant tell were not freak’n interested in you at all!” With that he spun around to leave the small confined space out. Only to meet with a sharp piece of metal

“Where do you think your going Dolly?”
“That’s right kiddies we want to play” The unspeaking sister finally spoke up purring at the end of her sentence as she grabbed Double D shoving him into the dress she thought would fit him best. “EDDY HELP!” He swayed crashing on to the floor. The loveable oaf automatically picked up the dress, some where in his head logic worked even if it was rare. “More tea Ms Ingra?” Absentmindedly recited the name of one of his sister’s dolls unaware of his two friend’s struggles.

By the time the fray was over the house was in shambles and Eddy had needed almost a whole box of band-aids. The Sisters had managed to subdue the boys and was now making them clean up the mess they had made themselves. Seeing the time Double D begin feeling the weight of worry, they all dreaded the evitable grounding they would receive.
“Hurry” Lee barked every moment the minute hand grew closer to 9:00
“Oh man she’s coming!” Mae scuttled away from the window to a mirror to check her complexion
“Dinner had better be ready” Marie leaned against the door frame scrutinizing every moment that the ed boys made in the kitchen. The dresses drenched in sweat from work out of cleaning they were put through. The metal door creaked open and a woman in a mid 30’s stood in the frame. He demeanor was nothing less then that of a woman posture up right. She had the curly claret locks of lee, the rounded eyes of Mae and the lips of Marie. Until the girls developed it was hard to tell what other features they had gained from their mother. Her figure was slightly withered with stressful life.

Lee motioned to her sisters to care for the woman’s ever whim as she pushed the Ed boys into a windowless room. They heard the door lock from the outside and Eddy flung himself at the frame in an effort to wedge himself between the wood and freedom. When it didn’t work he took to pounding his fist on the door and the other Edd’s were soon to following.

“We thought their mother had more common sense then them but she didn’t she was the leader of the stark raving, hormonally imbalanced females… she was the cause of there derangements and the one that fostered the idea of… “
Kevin saw Edd visibly shudder “sharing your toys.” was one of the most polite ways he could have put his predicament

I would have thought that with all the times he had done it Ed could have simply knocked down the door, however they seemed to have anticipated the boys brute strength. Some time while Eddy was banging his heart out they re-enforced it with something heavy that he couldn’t push. It was horrible being cooped up in the enclosed space with dirty female linens. We made a game of using what little light that seeped through the cracks to guess whose underwear they grabbed at random. Some time during hours we fell asleep. Unlike the others I’m fairly used to arouse early but not the next day I was to exhausted from my labor. I was also used to my alarm clock rather then a pointed heel.” Instinctively he reached for his side a place Kevin had noticed a large mass of purple. “Well needless to say our adventures with the mother got off to rather rocky start”

The woman had flung the door open expecting to see laundry but found boys instead. She kicked the nearest one, having the notion that her offspring committed murder. When she saw him stir. Double D rubbed his eyes had he missed his alarm? Was yesterday a dream? He saw the woman brooding over her clothing, he jumped. She wasn’t his mother who was she.
Just as he was about to ask her foot slammed into his head pinning him in pain against the ground. “Who are you?” she said in a tired monotone. “Um I’m Edd” he managed to utter with his lips pressed to her feet.
“Why are you here?”
“Your daughters kidnapped us!” The us seemed to be news to her, she didn’t noticed the other two, to her they were nothing more then mere pieces of clothing.
Her stoic face gave away nothing. She grabbed the shirt that was covering Eddy and turned making her way out the door only to lock it again so they wouldn’t make their escape.

The Eds had no way of telling what time of day it was except for the ritual of the Kanker’s mother getting a shirt. At which point she took care to dropping something for the boys to nibble on a loaf of bread and under her watchful gaze they were aloud to use the bathroom. This lasted for a week. It had nearly Driven Eddy insane being captive each time he tried to escape and when he didn’t succeed he would pound the door more furiously then the first night yelling he was not a toy. Ed had been reduced to the constant reminders of what his mother would do to him. Double D being the only one concerned with personal hygiene took to cleaning the room with what he inconspicuously could.

That Friday Eddy was waiting for the moment the any of the Kankers ventured to open the door. He would jump them allowing the Ed’s to escape through there narrow window of opportunity. He was surprised when the 3 girls came to check on them rather then their mother. Lee ushered the boys out into the living room where there mother waited on the couch her eyes drifted to the boys like a general inspecting the troops and smiled. Lee looked at her sisters approvingly
“YAY” squealed Mae clasping her arms around Ed “I promise to Lov’em and feed’m and walk’um and chang’um” She twisted Ed as she said each word
“Now now girls you have to make sure your new pets….
“PET I am no bodies pet” Once again Eddy was having a temper tantrum and was about to explode
“No body except their fathers yells at my girls!” It was then the woman tore away from her seat grabbing Eddy by the nape.
“Young man you either do every thing my daughters and I say or leave here in walking corpse” One finger released the boys neck to trace the peak of his jaw line before puncturing it with her nails tip. Her threat sent the other Eds into waves of shivers.
“Now then its Friday I’m working the night shift tonight ladies you know what to do.”

Double D stopped clearing his throat “And that was that, every so once in a while she would refresh our fears and actually lash out at us” Kevin didn’t feel like moving but the clock to him if he kept company with Double D all night he wouldn’t pass his test he had studied for.

“That’s not all is it? He asked as he rolled off the edge of the bed, his feet hitting the ground he slowly stretched. He could tell Double D wanted to leave it at, and we escaped and lived happily ever after, but it wouldn’t quench the thirst in his curiosity. “Anyways” he continued “I think my parents would understand me wanting my independent with out questioning it…. Goodnight” his hand slapped the walk sliding down to flick the lights off. Even in the darkness his eyes lingered on the unmoving figure. Even Lucifer had companions when he made his decent into hell where was this fallen angels? Was he the only one left?
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