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Lincoln’s Lesson	By : GeorgeGlass Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 9234 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Lincoln’s Lesson
Summary: Alternate version of “Undie Pressure.” Lincoln prefers to read comics in his underwear because reading with his clothes on is uncomfortable and distracting. That is, until his sisters find a way to make reading in his underwear even more uncomfortable and distracting.
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It was a rainy Saturday, so the Loud kids were all hanging out at home while Mom and Dad did errands. Lincoln came down the stairs and saw all of his sisters hanging out in the living room.
“Great idea,” he said. “I’ll just grab the latest issue of Cowboy Trails and come join you guys.” Then he went back upstairs.
As soon as Lincoln was out of earshot, Lola, who had been sitting on the sofa, stood up on it and addressed the room.
“You all know what Lincoln’s gonna do when he gets back here with his comic, right? He’s gonna strip down to his underpants and lie around, getting butt-germs on the furniture and grossing us out. Aren’t you guys tired of that?”
“Yeah, it’s grody,” Lori agreed.
“It’s not my favorite thing,” Leni confessed.
“I’d rather see him lie around in a suit,” Lucy said. “Maybe with his arms folded.”
“Suit and tie, blue jeans, blue suede shoes, anything,” Luna added.
“I don’t see what the big deal is,” said Lynn.
“That’s because you spend too much time in locker rooms,” Lola replied.
Then, looking around at the whole group, Lola went on, “I have an idea to cure Lincoln’s bad habit for good. But we’ll all have to work together.”
“Like, what would we have to do?” Leni asked.
“Well…” Lola began, then lowered her voice to a whisper.
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A few minutes later, Lincoln descended the stairs, comic book in hand. He was looking forward to stripping down to his undies and reading it in comfort. But the moment he set foot on the first floor and saw the scene in the living room, he froze in his tracks.
As usual, Lori and Leni were sitting next to each other on the sofa, Lori reading The Art of the Perfect Drive by T. Offwell, and Leni leafing through the latest issue of Vague magazine. But their choice of reading material was far less attention-grabbing than the fact that both girls were wearing nothing but their underclothing, with their rest of the clothes sitting neatly folded on the arm of the couch.
“Oh, hey, Lincoln,” Lori said, casually adjusting the strap of her blue bra.
“Hi, Linky!” Leni said brightly. “Did you come to read with us?”
“S’up, bro?” Luna asked. She was lying on her stomach on the rug with one of her rock magazines, wearing only a purple bra and purple-and-black striped undies.
“Oh, look,” Lola said, putting her Bossy Twins novel down on the arm of the sofa. She had nothing on but the frilly pink camisole and panties she typically wore under her dress. “Linky’s here to join us.”
“Cool,” Lana replied. She was lying on her stomach on the carpet, wearing only her denim-blue underpants as she perused the Fung Auto Repair Guide. Next to her and in the same position was Lisa, wearing only a pair of green underpants and poring over a copy of My First Cyclotron.
Luan, wearing a red-and-black harlequin-checkered bra and panties, looked up from her issue of the movie-comedy magazine Gag Reel and waved at Lincoln.
“What’s up, bra?” she said with a snicker.
“Turns out you were right, Lincoln,” Lynn said from the easy chair, on which she lay sideways in her white training bra and red shorts. Looking up from her copy of Umps Are Chumps by John Smackenthrow, she added, “This is way more comfortable than reading with your clothes on.”
“Definitely,” Lucy agreed. She was sitting by Lola on the couch, wearing only her black-and-white–striped undershirt and stockings plus a pair of black panties, reading a book titled Grave Mistakes: 10 Common Embalming Errors and How to Fix Them.
“What…what the…” Lincoln stammered.
At least Lily is too young to read, the boy thought. Then the youngest Loud toddled out from behind the television, and Lincoln winced.
But of course she’s buck naked anyway.
“Oh, dear,” Lola said. “Lincoln, are we making you…uncomfortable?”
“N- no, well, I mean…”
“Well now,” Lola shouted triumphantly, “you know how we feel every time you read your comics in your underpants!”
“You’re right! I’m sorry!” Lincoln cried, slapping a hand over his eyes. “How about we just all read our stuff fully dressed?”
“Well, if you insist,” Lola replied smugly.
The girls all picked up their clothes and put them back on—except Lily, whom Lori and Luan had to wrestle back into her diaper. Lynn even gave Lincoln the easy chair and sat on the sofa between Leni and Lola. They all sat quietly, reading.
Lincoln tried to focus on his comic, but reading it fully dressed remained less than comfortable. He found himself squirming in the easy chair, trying to find a position that would minimize the distracting sensations of his collar, sleeves, belt, and pant legs constricting and pulling at him.
With a sigh, Lincoln looked up from his comic. Maybe he would just go back to his room, strip down, and read by himself.
But then he saw Luna, who had been lying on her stomach on the floor, sit up and put her back against the arm of the couch. Moments later, with a faint grunt of irritation, she turned over and lay her back, putting her legs up against the side of the sofa.
Meanwhile, Leni was shifting around where she sat on the couch.
“Leni, quit it,” Lynn said.
“Sorry,” the blonde girl replied. “I just can’t get comfortable.”
“Me, neither,” Lucy said, wriggling in her seat.
Lori, too, was frowning irritably as she continually adjusted her position on the sofa. Seeing the others doing likewise, she suddenly went wide-eyed.
“Oh, no,” she whispered.
Luna, apparently having the same revelation, said, “Reading with your clothes on is distracting.”
“Indeed,” Lisa said. “Shomehow, my clothing feels most incommodious.”
“Just one thing to do about that!” Lynn pronounced, and quickly stripped back down to her training bra and shorts.
“Agreed!” Lana cried, throwing off her overalls. The other girls began undressing, too.
“Wait!” Lola cried, leaping to her feet. “You can’t all just give up! We…we…Oh, who am I kidding?”
She yanked off her pink dress and threw it over the back of the couch. Then she dropped back down into her seat.
“Aaaah, that is better,” she sighed, picking up her Bossy Twins novel.
Lincoln felt like he was in one of those stories where someone makes a wish that is granted in the worst way possible, like wishing for a yacht that then lands on your house. As one sister after another stripped back down to her underwear, he looked around the room wildly, hoping that the dominos would stop falling.
“But-” he stammered, “but I- this- it’s-”
“Lincoln,” Lola sighed, “just take the win.”
Lincoln forced himself to take a deep breath. This wasn’t so bad, right? He’d gotten what he wanted. And most of the girls weren’t any less dressed than they would be at, say, the beach. Heck, Lori’s bra and undies were downright modest compared to her tiny blue bikini.
Thusly cheered, Lincoln threw off his orange polo and jeans again and sat sideways on the easy chair, his legs over one arm and his head resting on the other.
Yeahhhh, he thought, happily returning to his comic. This is the only way to read.
Suddenly, the front door opened.
“Kids,” their father called as he closed the door behind himself and Rita, “we’re home! We- oh, my,” he said, looking around the living room.
“I don’t know what this is,” their mother said, “but all of you, get your clothes on.”
“But mom,” Lola whined, “you always let Lincoln read in his underwear.”
“Yeah, this is totally a double standard,” Lori agreed.
“Well,” Rita replied, “there are fifteen more bags of groceries in the car, and you’re all going to help bring them in.” As the topless Lana scrambled to her feet, Rita added sharply, “Fully dressed.”
As one, they all groaned “Fine,” and pulled on their clothes.
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