The Remnant Armada

BY : DarkWolves
Category: +M through R > RWBY
Dragon prints: 61338
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.

Note: All characters are over the legal age of 18 (Applies to all chapters). All sexual activity is consensual unless otherwise stated in the tags.

Chapter 1: Are you being Served? - (White Rose)
Contains: (Ruby x Weiss - White Rose) Maids, Public, Lactation, Service Kink, No Sex, Tsundere Weiss, Weiss gets a Job, Weiss is broke, Romantic fluff, This is Filth, FILTH!

Chapter 2: Magnetic Restraint - (Greek Fire)
Contains: (Yang x Pyrrha - Greek Fire) Public, Exhibitionism, During Class, Unique use of Semblance (Polarity), Nipple Clamps, Egg Vibrator, Fear of Discovery

Chapter 3: A Weiss in Beowolf’s Clothing - (White Rose)
Contains: (Ruby x Weiss - White Rose) Sexual Roleplay (Little Red and the Beowolf), Futanari (Weiss), Unique use of Semblance (Glyph Summons), Knotting, Accidental Voyeurism, Clothes Tearing, Butt Plug, Aftercare, Weiss is a moaner, Legal Age Ruby, Tail Sex

(Blake x Yang - Bumblebee) Romantic Fluff, Terrible Puns

Chapter 4: Highborn Ladies of Atlas - (Red Willow), (White Rose)
Contains: Minor Canon divergence: Weiss and her parents have a frosty relationship, Jacques is slightly less of a complete arsehole, Futanari (Ruby)

Ruby x Willow (Red Willow): Flirty, MILF, Under the table, Teasing, Foot play, Stockings, Mild Dub-con

Ruby x Weiss (White Rose): Blowjob, Handjob, Fingering, Under formal dress, Tsundere Weiss, Romantic Fluff

Chapter 5: Cold Fire - (Freezerburn)
Contains Team RWBY: Nudity in Dorm, No Incest, Sisterly hugging

Weiss x Yang (Freezerburn): Tsundere Weiss, Shower Sex, Towel drying kink, 69 position, Oral, Vaginal Fingering, Arse Worship, Light Spanking, Bellabooty ain’t got nothing on the Yangtail

Chapter 6: Snow Flower - (White Rose)
Contains: Ruby x Weiss (White Rose) No sex, Family Fluff, Romantic nonsense, White Rose daughter

Chapter 7: Authors Nonsense Interlude

Chapter 8: Black Takes White - (Monochrome)
Contains Weiss x Blake (Monochrome): Alternate Universe - Modern AU, Abduction Roleplay, Sane, safe and consensual, No violence, abuse, fear etc, Use of Safewords, Aftercare, Romantic Comedy, Romantic Fluff, Blake is still a Faunus, Weiss is still flat as a board, Light bondage, Femdom, Mild Body Shaming, Clothes tearing, Underwear Gag, Light scratching, Teasing, Strapless Dildo, Breast sucking, Light biting, Puff Puff

Chapter 9: From Beneath a Fluttered Hem - (Ladybug)
Contains: Ruby x Blake (Ladybug) Alternate Universe - No Team RWBY, No Sex, Upskirt kink, Butt, legs and panties fetish, Mildly Dubious Consent (Peeping)

Chapter 10: Teasing like a Cat with a String - (Blake)
Contains: Various female characters, No Sex, Partial Nudity, Innocent Innuendo, Underwear, Showers, Accidental Voyeurism, Sexual Frustration

Chapter 11: Kitchen Counters are for Glasses, not Adorable Crimsonette Asses (White Rose)
Contains: (Ruby x Weiss - White Rose) Alternate Universe - Domestic AU, Futanari (Weiss), Kitchen Sex, Mild Tsundere, Femdom, Ruby is a serious Dolt!, Light Spanking, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex

Chapter 12: The Great Rubina and Penny - (Bumblebee)
Contains: (Blake x Yang - Bumblebee) No Sex, Family Fluff, Weiss is back to being the butt of the jokes

Chapter 13: Weiss's Secret - (White Rose)

Weiss: Trying on lots of lingerie, Admiring herself in mirror, Clothing kink, Consensual Voyeur (Ruby), Bad Grimm dildo, Masturbation, Masturbation Fantasy (Beowolf), Exhibitionism, Nipple teasing, Solo fantasy acting, Fluff

Ruby: Unstealthy voyeur, Masturbation, Breast sucking, Nipple teasing, Fluff, Fingering

Chapter 14: Authors Nonsense Interlude 2

Chapter 15: Cops and Graphic Designers - (Baked Alaska)
Contains: (Yang x Neo - Baked Alaska): Alternate Universe - Modern Remnant, Cops and Graphic Designers AU, Established Relationship, Romantic Fluff, Futanari (Yang), Mute Character (Neo), Note writing to communicate, Neos still sassy, Back Tattoo (Yang), Healed scar (Yang), Fingering, Blowjob, Breast sucking, Arse worship, Reach around, Handjob, Vaginal Sex, Anal sex, Strap-on (Neo), Strap-on on futa

Chapter 16: Authors Nonsense Interlude 3

Chapter 17: Dancing with Faunus - (Ladybug)
Contains Ruby x Blake (Ladybug): Alternate Universe - Modern AU, Blake is still a faunus, Striptease, Lap dance, Teasing, Comfort, Romantic fluff, Faunus ear play, Vaginal fingering, Breast teasing

Chapter 18: Authors Nonsense Interlude 4

Chapter 19: Haunting in the Murder House - (Enabler), (Monochrome)
Contains (Ruby x Yang - Enabler), (Weiss x Blake - Monochrome): Modern AU, Weiss is still an Heiress, Blake is still a Faunus, Fox Faunus (Yang), Ghosts (Blake and Yang), Mild Dub-con (Ghostly intervention), Fingering, Oral

Chapter 20: Who Says you can’t Pick up Chicks in a Learner Car - (Freezerburn)
Contains (Weiss x Yang - Freezerburn): Futanari (Weiss), Public Sex, Car Sex, Fear of Discovery, Handjob, Blowjob, Breast Sucking, Vaginal Sex

Chapter 21: Edelweiss - Weiss
Contains: Weiss, Futanari, Fingering, Masturbation, Exhibitionism, Fear of Discovery, Naked at Home

Chapter 22: Authors Nonsense Interlude 5

Chapter 23: Even a White Rose has Thorns - (Whiterose)
Contains: (Ruby x Weiss - Whiterose) Futanari (Ruby), Femdom (Weiss), Tsundere (Weiss), Weiss is secretly really thirsty, I Want You to Make a Disgusted Face and Show Me Your Underwear, Masturbation, Multiple orgasms, Foot Teasing, Vaginal Sex, Mild Hate Sex, Ruby and Weiss are not getting along, Lighter than it sounds, Fluff

Chapter 24: Yangs Secret - (Bumblebee)

Blake: Only marginally stealthier voyeur, Masturbation, Nipple teasing, Fluff, Fingering
Yang: Trying on lots of clothes, Workout Outfits, Admiring herself in mirror, Clothing kink, Consensual Voyeur (Blake), Masturbation, Table Sex, Exhibitionism, Nipple teasing, Solo fantasy acting, Fluff, Tail Plug, Anal Fingering

Chapter 25: A Dolt in Love - (Ladybug)
Contains: Ruby x Blake (Ladybug) No Sex, Unrequited Love, Ruby is a dolt, Ruby just can’t spit it out, Romance Training Montage, Weiss teaches Ruby how to be sophisticated, Romantic Fluff

Chapter 26: Party Faunus - (Bumblebee)
Contains Blake x Yang (Bumblebee): Futanari (Yang) Exhibitionism, Party, Semi-public Sex (No penetration), Handjob, Kissing, Fear of Discovery, Public Orgasm

Chapter 27: Wyvern - (Monochrome)
Contains: Weiss x Blake (Monochrome), Alternate Universe: Titanic in Remnant, No iceberg, Prevented suicide attempt (Per Titanic film), Life Drawing, Draw me like one of your Mistral girls, Weiss is still an heiress, Blake is still a Faunus, Casual Faunus racism, Class Divide, Futanari (Blake), Blowjob, Handjob, Vaginal sex, Anal sex

Chapter 28: A Good Witch turned Bad - (Spellbook)
Contains: Glynda x Salem (Spellbook), Futanari (Salem), Salem is a human fucker, Abduction, Light Bondage, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal sex, Vaginal Sex, Light rough sex, Repurposing item as dildo, Lighter than it sounds, Mild Insults

Chapter 29: Authors Nonsense Interlude 6

Chapter 30: Of All the Things I Hate About You - (Snow Dragon)
Contains: Yang x Winter (Snow Dragon), Bathroom Sex, Semi-public sex, Mild Hate Sex, Overprotective sisters, Breast Sucking, Nipple Teasing, Fingering, Oral, Squirting

Chapter 31: Whiterose in Summer - (Rosebud)
Contains Ruby x Weiss x Summer (Rosebud), Futanari (Weiss), Mother daughter incest, It was his sled, Familial Nudism, Strange Patch customs, Values Dissonance (Open Relationships, Nudism), Accidental groping, Mildly Dubious Consent (Sleeping Partner), Nude sunbathing, Suncream Application, Fingering, Weiss is really pent up, Unintentional Teasing, Massages, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex

Chapter 32: Of All the Things I Also Hate About You - (Snow Dragon)
Contains: Yang x Winter (Snow Dragon), Tent Sex, Mild Hate Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Anal Fingering, Breast Sucking, Kissing
Sequel to ‘Of All the Things I Hate About You’.

Chapter 33: Good Vibrations - (Freezerburn)
Contains: Weiss x Yang (Freezerburn), Semi-public Sex, Outdoor Sex, Vibrators, Fear of Discovery, Remote-control, Oral Sex, Fingering

Chapter 34: I See Vacuo, I See Vale - (Pollination)
Contains: Ruby x Weiss x Blake x Yang (Pollination), No Sex, Public Voyeurism, See through spectacles, Underwear Kink

Chapter 35: Two Huntresses Walk into a Bar - (Whiterose)
Contains: Ruby x Weiss (Whiterose), Futanari (Ruby), Attempted Pick up at bar, Mild Tsundere Weiss, Bathroom Sex, Handjob, Blowjob, Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex

Chapter 36: Authors Nonsense Interlude 7

Chapter 37: Savage Faunus - (Monochrome)
Contains: Weiss x Blake (Monochrome) Mild Dub-con, Mild Hate Sex, Femdom (Weiss) Futanari (Blake), Light Bondage, Light Faunus Racism, Masturbation, Vibrators, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Strap-on (Weiss), Strap-on on Futa

Chapter 38: You Can Keep Your Tights On - (Weisscream Sundae)
Contains: Weiss x Yang x Neo (Weisscream Sundae), Modern Remnant AU, Established Relationship, Mute Character (Neo), Futanari (Weiss, Yang), Dub-Con, Light Bondage, Implied younger than they say, Strap-on on futa, Futa on futa, Blowjob, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering
Content warning for implied Rape/Sexual Harassment (But not really).
Cops and Graphic Designers AU

Chapter 39: Remnant Geographic - (Monochrome)
Contains: Weiss x Blake (Monochrome), Weiss is thirsty, Weiss has a thing for Faunus, Faunus Heat seriously isn’t a thing, Futanari (Blake), Table Sex, Sofa Sex, Blowjob, Vaginal Sex, Oral Sex, Fingering

Chapter 40: Authors Nonsense Interlude 8 & Freezerburn Interlude: How Do You Solve a Problem Like My Rear?
Contains: Weiss x Yang (Freezerburn), Weiss is self-conscious, Yang provides the love, Fluff, Weiss’s Butt

Chapter 41: Weiss’s ‘Good-ish’ Idea - (Monochrome)
Contains: Weiss x Blake (Monochrome), Voyeurism, Masturbation, 69, Mild Dom, Fingering, Breast Sucking, Weiss is secretly really thirsty

Chapter 42: Authors Nonsense Interlude 9

Chapter 43: Like Mother, Like Daughter - Ruby, Summer
Contains: Ruby, Masturbation, Mother-Daughter Incest (Sort of?), Anal fingering

Summer: Young Summer, Exhibitionist, Masturbation, Lactation

Chapter 44: Is that a Nightstick in your Pocket? - (Bumblebee)
Contains Blake x Yang (Bumblebee), Domestic AU, Blake is still a Faunus, Yang is a cop, Mistaken for a stripper, Futanari (Yang), Sofa Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex

Chapter 45: A Weiss in Succubus Clothing - (White Rose)
Contains Ruby x Weiss (White Rose), Domestic AU, Cosplay, Strap-on (Weiss), Breast Teasing, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex

Chapter 46: Authors Nonsense Interlude 10

Chapter 47: Why I’m Called Sir - (Guns and Roses)
Alternate Universe: Beacon Knight Academy
Ruby x Coco (Guns and Roses) Futanari (Coco), Dubious Consent, Femdom, Fingering, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex
Weiss x Yatsuhashi (Mt Everest) No sex, Weiss is thirsty, Busy daydreaming about Yatsuhashi’s greatsword, Yatsuhashi is such a sweetie
Weiss, Solo, Masturbation
Inspired heavily by ‘A Day in the Life of a New Esquire’ (Irotenya)

Chapter 48: The Witches Tale - (Salem)
Solo, Tease, Self-Bondage, Masturbation, Futanari, Vaginal, Anal, ASMR Inspired, JOI Inspired, Dildo

Chapter 49: Tea, Biscuits and Orgies - (Pollination)
Contains: Ruby x Blake (Ladybug), Weiss x Yang (Freezerburn), Futanari (Ruby, Yang), Domestic AU, Wife swap, Lingerie, Orgy, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, No incest

Chapter 50: Weiss Takes a Fence - (Weiss x Many)
Contains: Weiss x Many, Futanari, Rule 63, Stuck in a Fence, Dubious Consent (Bordering on Non-con), Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Spanking, Incest, Multiple Orgasms
Content warning for implied Rape/Sexual Harassment (But not really).

Chapter 51: Authors Nonsense Interlude 11

Chapter 52: A Lesson in Not Changing History - (Special Eyes)
Contains: Ruby x Summer (Special Eyes), Futanari (Ruby), Incest, Time-travel madness, Blowjob, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex

Chapter 53: Red Riding Huntress and the Beowolves - (Crimson Snowstorm)
Contains Ruby x Weiss x Willow (Crimson Snowstorm): Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Beowolf, Futanari, Dub-con, Forest Sex, Pet-play (Collar and Lead), Blowjob, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Mother-Daughter Threesome
Content warning for implied Rape/Sexual Harassment (But not really).

Chapter 54: Authors Nonsense Interlude 12 and GenLOCK Special

Chapter 55: Winter Rose in Summer - (Frozen Summer)
Contains: Ruby x Weiss x Yang x Winter x Summer (Frozen Summer), Futanari (Weiss, Winter), Orgy, Shower Sex, Strap-on, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Mother-Daughter incest
Sequel to ‘Whiterose in Summer’.

Chapter 56: To Catch a Schnee - (Weiss x Many)
Contains: Weiss x Many, Modern Remnant AU, Futanari, Light Restraint, Dub-Con, Blindfolds, Women in uniform, Implied younger than they say, FBI is now subscribed to this thread, Incest, Rule 63, Bathroom Sex, Outdoor Sex, Strap-on on futa, Futa on futa, Breast play, Handjob, Hands free ejaculation, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, The kitchen sink
Cops and Graphic Designers AU

Chapter 57: Authors Nonsense Interlude 13

Chapter 58: Panzer Phwoar! - (White Witch)
Contains: Weiss x Glynda (White Witch), Alternate Universe: World War Two occupied France (Think RWBY crossed with Girls Und Panzer), No violence, no blood, no atrocities etc, Casual Faunus racism, Weiss is a scheming amoral hypocrite (What’s new?), Spanking, Futanari (Glynda), Strap-on, Strap-on on Futa, Double Penetration, Breast Play, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex


Chapter 59 - Operation XXX - Many x Many

Contains: Many x Many, Cops and Graphic Designers AU, Futanari, Futa on futa, Strap-on on Futa, Light Restraint, Women in uniform, Drug references (No actual Drug use), FBI (Don’t mind us), Incest, Breast play, Oral Sex, Spit-roasting, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex

Content warning for implied Rape/Sexual Harassment (But not really)


Chapter 60: Authors Nonsense Interlude 14


Chapter 61: Demon Omnipotence and Human Tedium - (Whiterose)
Contains: Ruby x Weiss (Whiterose), Alternate Universe - Demons and Heroes, Futanari (Ruby, Weiss), Femdom, Dub-con, Futa on Futa, Light Bondage, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Impregnation, Hot Pokers


Chapter 62: Yang's Ass - (Bee’s Schnees)
Contains: Weiss x Blake x Yang (Bee’s Schnees), Mild Cuckold, Tied to a chair, Lingerie, Teasing, Mild Bondage

Not so Wise Weiss of the Pool
Contains: Team RWBY, Pool ‘Fun’, No Sex


Chapter 63: Milky Milky - Ruby x Many
Contains: Ruby x Many, Domestic AU, Ruby is Sixteen, Futanari (Ruby), No Sex, Exhibitionism, Teasing, Semi-public nudity, Implied infidelity, Femdom, Dub-con (Sort of)


Chapter 64: Is this your Stolen Car, Miss? - Neo x Many
Contains: Neo x Many, Cops and Graphic Designers AU, Futanari, Light Restraint, Women in uniform, Dub-con (Bordering on Non-con), Misuse of police equipment, Semi-public sex, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Spit-roasting, Dirty Talk (Of sorts)


Chapter 65: Five Nights at RWBY’s - RWBY, Penny
Contains: Ruby x Weiss x Blake x Yang (Pollination), Animatronics, Exhibitionism, Futanari, Futa x Futa, Incest, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex
Penny, Human Penny, Solo, Voyeurism, Dildo, Fingering, Anal Masturbation


Chapter 66: Somebody Order a Meat Feast? - (White Rose)
Contains: Ruby x Weiss (White Rose), Domestic AU, Futanari (Weiss), Semi-public Sex, Dub-con (Arguably), Fluff, Dick in a Box, Seduce the Pizza Girl, Oral Sex, Titjob, No Penetration


Chapter 67: Authors Nonsense Interlude 15


Chapter 68: The Girls with the Four-Inch-High Ears - Weiss x Many
Contains: No Sex, Maid Fluff, Lots of mentions of Weiss x Many


Chapter 69: The Bitter Taste of Victory

Contains: Ruby x Weiss x Blake x Yang x Salem (Cursed Pollination), Futanari (All), Futa x Futa, Creatures of Grimm (Draconic, Centaur, Lamia, Shadow Mimics), Dub-Con, Large Cock, Multiple Cocks, Femdom, BDSM, Spanking, Lighter than it sounds, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex

Content warning for implied Rape/Sexual Harassment (But not really). Still gets pretty heated though.


Chapter 70: Wrestle with your Angels, Cuddle with your Demons

Contains: Weiss x Many, No Sex, Futanari (Weiss), Angels and Demons, Angel Weiss is a bad friend, Demon Weiss is not much better, So much temptation



Chapter 1: Are you being Served? - (White Rose)

Contains: (Ruby x Weiss - White Rose) Maids, Public, Lactation, Service Kink, No Sex, Legal Age Ruby, Tsundere Weiss, Weiss gets a Job, Weiss is broke, Romantic fluff


Weiss Schnee had seen these words before, she knew what they meant on their own but at first the combination eluded her. 
Insufficient Funds
That was what her scroll was telling her. Whatever its meaning, it was stopping her order from going through. That was something she simply could not abide.
A call to the First Bank of Atlas, operating under the assumption that it was merely the result of someone’s incompetence, didn’t help matters. The twit at the end of the call said she had exceeded her monthly limit and, per the terms of her account, additional funds would not be released until the end of the month. 
How could that be right? She’d hardly spent anything this month. Only some new combat skirts ordered from the specialist tailor in Vale and some custom dust cartridges for Myrtenaster and the deluxe collectors boxset of Downton Atlas. As she thought it through she began to see the problem.
Faced with such a situation a lesser individual would have admitted defeat, cut back for a few weeks or sought help from family or friends. But Weiss Schnee had developed an appreciation for the finer things in life and she was not about to give in so easily. Besides, it wouldn’t be right to ask such a thing of her teammates and it would be cold, cold day in Vacuo that she would go crawling back to her father begging for an extension he had every reason to decline. Instead, Weiss decided upon a most Un-Schnee course of action and opened her scroll to the help wanted ads for Vale.
Paid hunting assignments were out of the question for pupils, leaving only work inside of the city itself for her consideration. Being a student with few marketable skills left few short-term jobs were open to her and even fewer that would even come close to seeing her through to the end of the month. Weiss was about to give up and accept this as a lesson in humility when a new post appeared in the recently added section:
Female applicants required for short or long-term shift work. Retail or performance experience preferable but not a pre-condition. Once in a lifetime opportunity to have first-hand experience of a completely new application of Dust. On the job training offered. Large cash bonuses available.
Underneath the advertisement were the contact details for a restaurant in the city centre of Vale that Weiss had never heard of before. While the sensible part of her mind told her to beware of such seemingly unbelievable offers, especially claims surrounding never before seen applications of Dust. There was very little a Schnee was not privy too when it came to the use the mysterious element, the Dust research centre of the Atlas Academy wasn’t named the Schnee Wing for nothing. 
However, the tempting allure of cash bonuses eventually won her out over her natural scepticism. Plus, should things turn out to be less than agreeable, she always had Myrtenaster and her glyphs to call upon. Even the most underhanded of criminal elements in the city could not compare to the creatures she faced beyond its walls. This was going to be a piece of cake.
Turns out it wasn’t quite as much of a piece of cake as she had expected.
After arriving at what was indeed a café inquiring about the job advertisement Weiss was escorted to the back office for an interview with the shift manager. She gave a false name of course, she could ill afford to allow anyone to know the heiress to the Schnee Dust Corporation was inquiring for work in the service industry. Although in reality, despite her high standing, it was unlikely that anyone outside of Atlas high society or Beacon Academy would know her by face alone. 
As she walked through the café Weiss couldn’t help noticing the outfits that the waitresses were wearing seemed remarkably similar to how her servants back home used to dress. The major difference was that these clothes appeared to have been designed less with practically and more with sexually enticing appeal in mind. Weiss was amazed that such a public establishment even existed. In the far more conservative Atlas such a thing would be unthinkable or perhaps even illegal.
Discussing the job opportunity with the shift manger it soon emerged that the ‘completely new application of Dust’ being advertised was actually a medical supplement that had been freely available in medical facilities for years. Its use was primarily intended for mothers to increase the amount they lactated to ensure their children would have sufficient nutrition.
When the manager explained their application for the supplement Weiss was fully prepared to strike the man for his insolence and storm out but forced herself to resist the temptation. The manager explained that while the use of the supplement was not a pre-condition for employment the cash bonuses advertised were specifically for those willing to use it. Deciding that she had come too far to shy away now Weiss agreed to at least try it. Agreeing that she could start her first shift today one of the servers escorted her to the staffroom where they helped her pick an outfit which fitted her.
This was how Weiss Schnee, heiress to the most influential and profitable company in Atlas, found herself serving tables in what she would have previously described as a single step up from a house of ill repute. She kept herself together by imagining that she was playing a tribute piece to the Atlas princess Mariette Antoine who would while away the hours masquerading as a commoner on her private estate. Weiss set about her task determined to make the most of it.
Under the tutelage of one of the more experienced servers she learned how to greet customers, take and prepare orders for serving all while ensuring that her outfit did not spontaneously erupt on her. A few hours into her shift Weiss felt as though she was beginning to get a handle on everything and best of all, she had yet to called upon to make use of her new ‘ability’. The only condition of the bonus was that you were willing to take the supplement and make use of it at the customer’s request, if no one requested it you were sitting pretty.
Weiss had adopted a carefree and boisterous personality so unlike her usual refinement it surprised even her. She’d chosen her new persona based on one of the staff back home, a girl who worked in the kitchen who despite her labour was never without a smile on her face and would always take the chance to be of help to anyone. Buoyed by her progress her mentor agreed to allow Weiss to handle the next customer on her own.
The café door opened. Weiss prepared her warmest reception and turned to greet her customer. “Hello, and welcome to-”
‘This couldn’t be right’
Weiss told herself, but of course it was. Things had been going so well, it was almost inevitable that something was bound to occur. Who else could possibly be walking in the front door but Ruby Rose herself. 
Weiss fought to maintain her persona, she’d gotten too far to be thrown so easily now. “Welcome Master” Weiss greeted her with the same warm smile she had been practicing for the past several hours.
“Weiss?” Ruby called out in surprise. “What are you-”
“May I show you to a table?” Weiss interjected before Ruby could voice any other questions. So caught up in the moment, Ruby simply nodded in response and followed her teammate across the café.
Weiss lead her to a table which couldn’t be overlooked from the outside, she didn’t want to risk the chance of attracting anymore people who might know Ruby seeing her through the window and deciding to come in to say hello. 
Weiss handed Ruby a menu. “What would you like to order Master?”
Rubys eyes scanned down the menu, Weiss silently praying that Ruby would settle on something simple.
“I’ll have a Hot Chocolate, please” Ruby noticed something at the bottom of the menu. “And can I have it… ‘Imbued with your love’?”
Weiss’s cheeks flared bright red at th every idea that Ruby would request such a thing. Given Rubys innocent nature it wasn’t a stretch to imagine even now she was completely in the dark about the true nature of the establishment or what kind of service she had actually requested. Weiss knew she couldn’t allow herself to lose out on the money, much less admit to Ruby exactly what she was doing here.
“Of course, Master” Weiss gritted her teeth at the final word. She’d only recently come to accept Ruby as their team leader and now this. The universe just loved seeing her taken down a notch.
Weiss accepted Rubys menu back before departing to the counter to prepare her drink. She’d considered sneaking off to the kitchen to do it but part of the service was that it was done at the table for the customers enjoyment. Why anyone would ever wish to witness such a thing much less participate was beyond Weiss’s comprehension. 
Returning to Rubys table Weiss set her customers drink down beside her.
“Thanks” Ruby said, reaching out to accept her drink.
“One moment, Master” Weiss said, halting Rubys advance. “It still needs my… love”
Taking inspiration from the other servers Weiss had been observing throughout the day she decided to add a bit of flourish to her performance. She did this, if nothing else, than to avoid drawing any further attention by appearing underperforming in front of the other servers.
Weiss undid the first few buttons of her top, revealing the rolling plains of pale white skin concealed beneath. A few buttons from the bottom she peeled back the two halves of her uniform top, revealing the twin peaks of her modest bust to a very stunned Ruby.
“Roses are red, violets are blue” Weiss began singing, shifting her hands to form the outline of a heart across her breast with her nipple at the centre. “Enjoy my love, because it’s all for you”
Seemingly at her command, a stream of cream white milk began to leak from Weiss’s pert nipple. Weiss’s aim was out at first, managing to spill as much on the table as she managed to actually get into the cup. As her breast ran dry Weiss was left to judge her handiwork. In the end the stalwart perfectionist, who would rewrite her entire assignment if she discovered so much as an unnecessary shift in verb tense, found herself enjoying a flicker of pride that she’d only misplaced half of the contents on her first attempt.
Ruby was completely stunned by the unexpected display. “I hope you enjoy my love, Master” Weiss’s comment snapped Ruby out of her daze, reacting impulsively Ruby reached out and took a tasting sip of the still warm drink. “So, how is it Master?” Weiss asked.
Ruby considered her response. If she was honest, it wasn’t what she had anticipated, more of a hint of bitterness than she was used to. Whether that was as a result of the drink itself or the inclusion of Weiss’s ‘Love’ she couldn’t be sure. Seeing Weiss still awaiting her answer Ruby responded. “It’s really good, thanks”
Weiss’s cheeks flared red at the unexpected compliment, a sharp contrast to her usually porcelain white skin. This blush only intensified as she realised that her breasts were still lingering in full view, a faint line of milk tracing down her front from her nipple. Weiss hastily redid her uniform, the fastest she’d ever redressed herself. “Enjoy your drink, master”
The icy glare Weiss left Ruby as she turned away was all that was necessary to inform her team leader of what would happen should any mention of today’s events be divulged to anyone. Weiss returned to her other duties of the day, eager both to distract herself from her lingering embarrassment and put some distance between herself and Ruby for some time.
This bonus had better be worth it.

***************Authors Nonsense***************

Ruby: “Weiss, why were you working in a-”
Weiss: “I don’t want to talk about it”
Ruby: “Weiss, if you needed money I know Yang or I-”
Weiss: “I said I didn’t want to talk about it”

Ruby: “I liked your poem by the way”

Ruby: “Could you do another for me?”
Weiss: “Alright then. How about ‘Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d rather fight Grimm, than be stuck here with you’”
Ruby: “Weiss, that’s not very nice. Surely you can do better than that”
Weiss: “Fine, ‘Roses are red, Rubys a dolt. But if I were a nut, then I guess you’re my bolt’”
Ruby: “Yay!”

I’ve been wanting to write a RWBY story for quite some time, but in the same way that being asked to tell a joke leaves you scrambling the variety of ships, scenarios and canon hints left me to ponder what I wanted to do. As I said in the beginning, this is going to be a series of one-shot stories each focusing on a unique female/female pairing and kink per chapter. That also explains the logic behind The Remnant Armada, because there’s going to be a lot of ships.
As volume 5 goes on I’ve started to like Ilia a lot more than I thought I would. At this point I’m starting to see the comparisons between Ilia and Blake and Blake and Team RWBY. It’s almost like Ilia deciding to betray Blake the way that Blake supposedly turned on her teammates is a sort of divine retribution. You could almost say shes a… Karma Chameleon.
Overall, I don’t have a single particular ship that root for or any that I object (Yes, that includes Enabler) but I am aware that some members of the fandom have deeply rooted beliefs that their pairing should become confirmed canon. Personally, I like that the relationship side of things is vague and hints are seeded for pretty much every major pairing simply because it keeps things alive and doesn’t distract from the other great parts of the show. But to the diehard shippers out there I say this:
Lay down your arms, put an end to the shipping wars. There are wide oceans in this world and the sea is rich enough for all ships. Instead of fighting amongst ourselves, we should come together as one under a single banner as a single RWBYmada, sail together as a fleet towards the setting sun and use the strength of all of us combined to blow the crap out of the Avatar shipping fleet when they’re not looking!

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