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Payback's a Pussy	By : FairySlayer Category: +S through Z > Yin Yang Yo! Views: 5890 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own and the show "Yin Yang Yo!" or any aspect of it; I have absolutely no connection with the show, Jetix, Disney. I do not receive any compensation for this story. This is a sexually-explicit intended parody for adults only.

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- 2-Part 2
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The cute little green-eyed Chung Pow Kitty skipped along the street with a big contented smile on her face. In her paw was a big ice cream cone from which she was taking long sensual licks. Her ears twitched when she heard some loud noises coming from around a corner: it was a bunch of excited CPK fans running in her direction! She quickly scampered into an alley and hid behind a pile of garbage, watching silently as the boys and girls rushed by. They passed within a few feet but didn't spot her.
As they were moving out of sight she started to get up, but then she noticed a book lying alongside some trash. The cover had a picture of a kitten sitting in a velvet-lined basket, with several people standing around giving him tuna, toys, yarn, catnip, and even a laser pointer. She picked it up and smiled at its title, To Serve Cats. As she began to leaf through the pages the dust cover slipped off, and when she went to put it back her big green eyes went wide with horror. On the hard cover, the picture was of the same kitten lying prone on a serving platter with his paws tied behind him and a big apple in his mouth.
She gasped and dropped the book, backing away in fear. She turned to run but was immediately sprayed her in the face with a salty brown liquid. It made her dizzy and she fell over, unable to move. As everything started to go dark, an unseen voice, low and raspy, said, "Don't worry kitty. You're completely immobilized now, but in half an hour you'll be wide awake again."
Lena had her elbow on the table, her chin resting in her hand except when taking a bite of food or sip of tea. Once in a while she nodded or moaned an uh-huh in response to Yin's incessant gossiping. Despite her apparent boredom, her gaze rarely wavered from Yin's chirpy face. Sometimes the pink bunny would look directly at her, in which case she'd try not to stare by looking at the opulent decorations in the Alligatian restaurant; though when Yin wasn't paying much attention at all, she'd steal adoring glances at Yang, who was sitting opposite Yin and happily chomping away.
The pink rabbit didn't stop chattering even while she ate. "And then Katie told Dave that Paige wanted to have him for dinner, but Dave thought she meant she wanted to eat him, which Katie thought was funny for some reason, but I don't get it..."
"Eat him! That's funny!" Yang laughed, snapping Lena out of her boredom. "Heh, for all we know we could be eating Coop right now!" He waved a piece of sweet & sour chicken in front of himself before biting it in half with a big smile. "Mmm, do I detect a faint aftertaste of eeevill?"
Yin shot him an annoyed glance before continuing her story, but Lena had another idea. While still feigning interest in Yin's blabbering, she pulled her left foot out of its boot and then carefully extended it towards Yang's legs. She waited until he had a mouthful of food and then slid her bare foot along his inner thigh, delicately brushing its fur with her toes.
GULP! Yang swallowed hard and his eyes bulged. Before he could make a sound, Lena pouted her lips and winked; under the table she was tracing the edge of his crotch with just her big toe. Yang was frozen between anxiety and excitement as she continued to tickle his privates in secret. He leaned back and took a slow, stuttering breath as her toes did a delicate dance around his bunnymaker.
Lena had just started to flutter her toes ever so gently across his tightening little sack when Yin suddenly turned to him. "Yang!"
His eyes shot open and Lena yanked her foot away. "I wasn't doing anything!"
"If our girl talk is putting you to sleep then maybe you should have just stayed home," she snapped.
"No, no! I'm just a little full," Yang protested. "You know what they say about Alligatian food..."
"Yeah, right!"
"Come on, guys," Lena sighed. "It was really sweet of you both to take me to lunch, and it's been so nice that you two are getting along. Let's not spoil it now, okay?"
Yin thought for a moment and bowed her head. "Sorry Lena. And sorry Yang."
"That's okay, and I'm sorry too." Yang smiled and then added, "I have no idea why I'm sorry, but now that I have a girlfriend something tells me that I'll be saying that a lot."
Lena reached out her hands, taking one of each sibling's in hers before bringing them together. "See how much nicer it is when we can all get along?" She smiled and then gave their paws a squeeze. "Who knows? Maybe there are other fun things we can all do together."
Lena stared at Yang intensely, piquing Yin's curiosity so much that she looked at her brother's nervous face too. Then, while the pink bunny was distracted, Lena licked her lips and winked at him again. He let out a quivering sigh as Lena surreptitiously smoothed his pecker between her big and second toes.
"What's wrong now, Yang?" his sister asked with genuine concern.
"Uhm, I gotta use the bathroom!" he blurted while sliding out of his seat, but then he looked down at his lap and hesitated. Yang seized the tray away from a passing busboy, letting the dirty dishes crash to the ground and he jumped up. He held the tray over his mid-section while quickly backing away with a big embarrassed smile.
"Boys!" Yin rolled her eyes. "What gets them so worked up like that all of a sudden?"
"I don't know," Lena said while giving Yin's paw another squeeze. "Maybe we need to get Yang someplace quiet to experiment a little and find out." Then she gazed deeply into Yin's eyes and said in a low voice, "Or we can just go off by ourselves and have a little girl-on-girl time."
"That sounds like fun," Yin said cheerfully as she poured herself another cup of tea. "Hey! Maybe we can do some muff diving after lunch."
Lena nearly spit out her tea, but she recovered and beamed. "Ooh wee girl! That's exactly what I'm talking about!" She took Yin's hand again and let out a relieved sigh. "I cant' tell you how glad I am that you've been thinking about that too, 'cause..."
"Yeah, that big bin of discount muffs at the new Hoity-Toity store in the mall would be perfect. We can crawl all around in it, and when people reach in we can grab their arms and scare the pellets out of 'em!"
Yin didn't notice her friend's disappointment. Lena poured another cup of tea and answered, "Yeah, that'll be a real hoot."
After Yang had finished doing his business he wandered around looking for a place to wash his paws. He found a large sink and cleaned them thoroughly while imagining all the parts of Lena he'd like to touch with them; he couldn't help also wondering where else she'd explore him, and which parts of her body she'd use.
A loud, plaintive mewling snapped him out of his fantasies, and only then did he notice cages full of various house pets surrounding him: there were dogs, monkeys, puppygriffs, kittens, and other small animals yipping excitedly and looking at him with hopeful eyes.
"Whoa! The restaurant connects to a pet store?" he thought out loud. But then he noticed the large gas-fired woks, tubs of sauces, along with various bags of boxes of food all stamped with Alligatian writing. "Oh, it's the kitchen? I thought that urinal looked a lot like a kettle." He shrugged it off. "They must really love their pets if they bring them to work. I bet they eat really well."
As he started back towards the dining room he heard the loud meowing again, this time in several short bursts, ever more pained and frantic. His ears twitched as he zeroed in on the noise, which he found was coming from a three-foot square takeout container. He popped open the top and was shocked: inside was the green-eyed Chung Pow Kitty, desperately pulling at a thick chain that was secured to the bottom of the box. The other end was attached to a thick steel collar around her neck. She immediately looked up at him, her tear-stained face full of dread. Her white fur was matted all over her naked body, and she let out another soft mew as she cowered to the bottom of the box.
"Oh Foo!" Yang gasped. "Kitties?" He staggered back, slapping his paw to his forehead and grunting, "Alligatian food...! is...! recurring characters!"
He quickly shook off his amazement. "But, hey, it's really tasty." Then he stepped back to box and looked down at her again, smiling wide. "Don't worry. I'm not gonna let them take you out like this. Heh, takeout! Get it?" With that, he pulled out his bamboo sword and held it tightly in both hands. It glowed with a raging blue fire as he raised it above his head. "It's just too easy!"
The kitty slapped her paws over her eyes and let out an ear-piercing screech as the sword came down.
CHINK!
The broken metal collar fell to the floor and the box split open. The kitty was paralyzed with fear for a few seconds, then she peeked with one eye and realized that she was still alive.
Yang smiled while watching himself balance his sword on one finger. "What can I say? I'm in a really good mood today, so..."
The kitty did a backflip out of the box, catching Yang by surprise as she flew over his head. He spun around to see her landing unsteadily on all fours. She stood up and stretched her paws out to strike.
Then her eyes rolled back in her head and she fainted.
Yang shot forward, falling to his knees to catch the unconscious girl. "Come on, kitty, wake up," he cooed nervously. He shook her a little, but other than her labored breathing there was no response.
"Hey, what are you doing in here!" one of the three alligator chefs shouted as they returned from their smoke break. "You put that back! We need that to make pu-pu platters tonight!"
Yang chuckled, "Heh, pu-pu!"
The chefs grabbed knives and cleavers and then advanced on them. "Maybe we make rabbit-fried rice too," one of them growled.
Yang raised his sword again, but then he looked down at the unconscious kitty, who was now shivering. "Hey, how about I take you home?" he said while scooping her up with one arm. He dodged around a cart and then pushed his way through the bottom of a prep table, scattering various pots and pans which tripped up the chefs. He was able to scoot out the back door with Green and kept running.
"The best part is that Yin will have to pay for lunch by herself," he snickered. "But that doesn't mean I can't leave a tip." He raised his sword and called out, "YANGERANG!" transforming it into a bamboo boomerang. After throwing it back over his shoulder, it flew through the open door, banging and crashing a few seconds before returning to his hand. The sounds of the other animals viciously attacking the screaming chefs filled the air.
With a satisfied smile, he slowed to a walk and shifted the kitty so that she rested comfortably in both of his arms. Though still out, she instinctively began kneading his chest with her paws, occasionally grazing her flexing claws against him, but not enough to hurt.
"You know, when you're not trying to kill me and Yin you're actually kind'a cute."
The kitten snuggled him a bit tighter and started purring.
Black-eyed, bloodied and beaten, Yang dragged himself through the dojo's living room.
Master Yo was lying back in his easy chair and talking sweetly to a soft pretzel. Without looking away from his treat he scowled. "You were supposed to be training this afternoon!" Yang whimpered in reply, eliciting a glance from his teacher. "Hey, what happened to you?"
"One of the CPKs got catnapped by the restaurant and they were going to make her into appetizers. So I rescued her and ended up having to take her home."
"Yang!" he shouted. The bunny cringed in fear, but Master Yo smiled brightly at him. "I'm very proud of you! It's one thing to save the lives innocent folk, but saving the life of an enemy is very noble, especially when she's all helpless and stuff."
"Nah, I just figured she wouldn't taste good."
The panda ignored his deadpan humor. "Did she at least thank you for saving her?"
"If by 'thank' you mean 'passed out and drooled on me while I carried her home,' then yes," he snarled. He paused to sniff his tattered shirt. "At least I hope it was drool." Then he turned back to Yo and continued, "But seriously, NO! When I got her home, her sisters thought I had hurt her so they attacked me. And I couldn't fight back without dropping her, so they beat the pellets out of me until I could finally put her down and run away. Some thanks!"
"Well, it seems that you've learned an important lesson today. As it says in the ancient Woo Foo scrolls..." Yo turned his head as the mystic texts appeared floating in front of him, from which he read, "No good deed goes unpunished."
Yang stopped and looked incredulously at the panda. "Then what's the point of doing them?"
"YANG! I don't know what you were thinking..." Yin yelled as she stomped towards her brother.
He slapped his already sore forehead.
She suddenly embraced him tightly, aggravating his injuries. "My spleen!" he gasped.
"... but that was a really great idea, chasing all of those animals through the restaurant so we wouldn't have to pay. Good move!"
"Ah-hem!" Master Yo leered at Yin, who ignored his disapproval.
"And then you let me hang out with Lena all afternoon. Thank you!" She gave him a kiss on the cheek, making him gag a little, and then handed him a takeout container. "Anyway, I saved you the leftover sweet-and-sour-chicken-wings-shaped-like-puppygriffs-but-really-aren't... Wow, that's a mouthful. No wonder they use letters and numbers on their menus."
He took the box and held in front of his face, wincing disdainfully. "Gee, thanks..." He offered it to Yo.
The box floated out of his hands and towards the master. "Don't mind if I do!" Yo said before he started chomping on them. "Tastes like deep-fried cuteness!"
Yang's arm dropped heavily to his side. Yin released her tight grip on her brother, holding his shoulders while looking him up and down. "Wow, you don't look so hot. Maybe you should go lie down or something." Then she skipped off without another thought.
"My life still sucks," he whined.
On the way out Yin called over her shoulder, "Oh, Lena's stopping by tomorrow morning. She wants to thank us properly for lunch, whatever that means."
Master Yo's voice snapped him back to attention. "Just remember two things, Yang," the panda said as the scrolls disappeared. "First, good deeds are their own reward, and something good will come by doing them."
"Yeah, right. And the second thing?"
"You're grounded for missing your training. Now clean up all the blood and dirt you tracked in! I'm gonna take a nap." A second later he was lying back in his recliner, snoring loudly.
Yang hung his head and shook it in disbelief.
Yin came practically dancing through the living room. "Aww, don't be sad, dear brother."
"Why?" Then he looked up at her hopefully. "Because you'll clean the carpet while I wash up?"
"No silly!" she giggled. "Because you got a letter." She handed it to him and quickly scampered out the other side of the living room.
He looked down at the envelope. "'Occupant'? Pfft!"
Before he could toss it aside the vault alarm sounded. He reached back, grabbing his sword, and bent his knees to spring into action. "All right. Whoever you are, I'm really mad, so...!"
Master Yo opened one eye at Yang. "Less ruing and more doing!" He fell back asleep.
"Yang! What's taking you so long?" Yin cried out as she ran through the living room and towards the vault. He quickly followed.
In the basement, they found the Chung Pow Kitties standing around outside the vault door, which was still closed. The purple-themed catgirl was scraping one toe across the floor and looking up while whistling quietly; the girl in pink was tapping her foot and checking her watch, her other hand on her hip; the green-eyed kitty was peeking out from beside a statue. Green's eyes lit up at the rabbits' approach, and her bandmates instantly perked up as well.
The blue bunny stopped cold and shot Green a disapproving look. "Hey! What are you doing, going out and attacking so soon?" Yang chastised her. With one foot out in front of her, she looked at the floor to hide her shy smile.
Without even drawing their weapons, the pink and purple kitties eagerly pounced on Yin, knocking her back and trying to pin her down.
As those three fought Yang added, "But at least you learned your lesson about not going out alone."
The green-eyed kitty girl nodded enthusiastically.
"Anyway, I'd kind'a hoped we wouldn't have to fight so soon. The other two: definitely gonna kick their butts, but..."
"Yang!" his sister cried out as the two ninja kittens pounded her Foo field with all their might.
"Speaking of which, excuse me one moment." Yang turned his attention towards the other girls, swirling his sword and calling out, "Foonado!" A vortex flowed from his sword and blew the pink and purple kittens against the wall, knocking them senseless. Yin quickly spun around towards them and lifted the two kitties up in energy orbs.
Yang turned back to the remaining villainess. "So, as I was saying..." His jaw dropped.
The green kitty had turned so her right side faced him and was holding up her dress with one paw, revealing her nearly completely bare front. One foot was on tippytoes and her knee bent. She held the skirt over her mouth like a veil as she giggled. Her other paw slid up from her inner thigh, across her slightly rounded tummy, and then up and across her nipples. She swayed nervously on her feet a few times while batting her eyelashes at him.
There was a loud grunt from Yin as she blasted the other two felines out of the dojo. The crashing snapped Green's attention away from her hero for a moment. She let the skirt fall as she lunged at him, giving his face a single quick lick before bounding out through the hole that Yin had just made.
Yin walked over to her still dumbfounded brother. "That was weird: they didn't even try to break into the vault, and they really didn't seem to be fighting that hard. The green one didn't even make a move on you."
Yang was dumbfounded, but he managed to mumble, "I wouldn't say that."
She didn't seem to notice his torpor. "But you should have fought her anyway." Yin turned around to go upstairs, chiding, "I hope my big amazing warrior brother isn't going soft."
"No, quite the opposite," he murmured.
Back in their bedroom, Yang plopped back on his bed with his eyes closed. Then he squirmed and opened his eyes while retrieving the letter from his shirt pocket. He ripped it open and read it out loud:

TONIGHT ONLY! IT'S AN ALL OUT HEX-ICAN FIESTA!
"Aw, man, I've always wanted to go to one of those, even though I never heard of one before."
at Satan Carlos' Restaurant and Abandoned Warehouse
Corner of Deathtowoofoo Ave. and Killbunny Ln.
EVERYTHING A RABBIT BOY WITH VERY LITTLE SELF CONTROL COULD EVER WANT!
"Hey, that sounds like me!"
All you can eat appetizer buffet!!!
Root Beer Floats — Buy One, Get One Free!!!
Arm and/or Ear Wrestling!!!
Eating Contest!!!
Burping Contest!!!
Wet Tee-shirt Contest!!!
"Maybe I'll skip that one."
Windbreaker Contest!!!
Sneaking Out of the House Contest!!!
Spotting Overused Exclamation Points Contest!!!
"This is too good to be true!"
...and remember Yang folks: IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A TRAP!

"Phew! That's a relief. I'm definitely gonna check it out," he said while sliding the flyer under his pillow. "Okay, now I just need to play it cool so that Master Yo won't suspect anything."
The panda's voice called out from the living room, "Yang! Less scheming and more cleaning!"
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