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the Pube Muppet adventures: ATLA	By : Rylasasin Category: Avatar - The Last Airbender > Crossovers > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 3436 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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NOTE: for those who do not know who the pube muppet is, heres a little pube muppet lesson in a nutshell.

the Pube muppet actually comes from newgrounds, he was created by drunkenmagikoopa. Basicly, hes a kermit head in a mass ball of squiggiles with an INSANELY large (and hairy... remember this guy was MEANT to be discusting) cock, as well as large homosexual drive, but not just any homosexual drive, this drive includes everything under the sun from poop play to torture to even dismemberment. dont worry though, 19.9 times out of 20 he doesnt actually have sex, he just rants about the things he'll do to the people hes talking to, or what he'll do with the items hes buying from a shop.

now that we have a crash course on pube muppetism,lets get this thing started shall we?

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar (nickalodian does) nor do I own pube mupit (hes drunkenmagikoopa's creation in newgrounds)

It was an ordinary, dark day in the Fire lordï¿½s room. In fact it was so ordinary that he sighed in boredom.
"Its too boring, what shall I do today? Burn villages? Naaa.... torture? Na... ermmm"
Thatï¿½s when he heard it, a bouncing sound, like the sound of a spring bouncing towards him. Before he knew it, the STRANGEST creature he ever saw was standing before him. Actually standing would not be appropriate way to describe it. The creature looked like it was covered in hair, had no legs (that he could see) and no arms, and in fact the only thing visible was his head, which resembled a really silly version of a frog. Ozai decided to greet his guest.
"Who are you?"
Without even opening its mouth, it replied in a strange sort of accent.
"Hello Ozai, I am the Pube Mupit."
'This ... thing is definitely strange' Ozai thought to himself. He was about to ask why it was here, but the Pube Mupit beat him to it.
"I have come to you because you are a piece of shit establishment. I will kill you, and then when I do, I will do many things to you."
Normally Ozai would burn the frog, in fact, he actually tried to do just that, but it apparently had no effect on the creature as it kept rambling on.
"I will start by getting 10 homosexual airbenders to whip out their cocks and masturbate to your regrettably sexy body and cum and cum and cum and cum all over you. Then I will lick up all the cum and poop on your body."
At this point Ozai decided to just slump back in his chair, since it was apparent that the frog thing would not shut up before it was done. The Pube Mupit continued rambling on about its sick fantasies.
"Then I will lick up my yummy ass excretions and poop the poop that I pooped. Then I will shove my penis into your mouth and hump 4 hours. By then, I will have become incredibly randy and hungry, so I will crawl up your ass and bite your prostate until you get diarrhea. Then I will eat your yummy ass excursions. Then I will take a butcher knife and cut off your prostate and eat it with a knife and fork. Some gensune tea will go good with it."
Ozai could not help but puke at this. This thing was GAY, and sickeningly gay at that. How it had even entered the fire nation remained a mystery to him.
"Then I will rip you naked and fuck you from behind for four days straight. Then I will wear your crown by shoving it up my ass."
So that was it. This little toad thought he could dethrone the fire lord and take his crown? Laughable, in fact it was so laughable that he decided to actually listen in on what it would do as a fire lord.
"When I am fire lord I will then command every fire bender to bend fire up my ass ever single day, but not just any fire. I will command that this fire be in the shape of an erect horse penis. Then I will assemble everyone for a meeting and poop on all the happy happy citizens in this fine establishment called the fire nation. Then I will win the war by shitting on everyone that stands in my path, and they will surrender all their fine establishments to me, because I will then have my sex slave the Pube beaker to poop on all of them and have my sex slave bob dole fuck the avatar in the ass for 4 days straight."
"Now THERES an actual plan to win the war!" Thought Ozai. If there was one thing the earthbenders would not like, it was being shat on by an idiotic frog thing.
"Then when Iï¿½ve conquered the happy happy Earth nation I will fuck the Earth king in the ass and he will be my happy happy sex slave. Yes, that will be swell!" the Pube Mupit then took out a knife and began approaching him. Ozai thought up something fast...
"I'm sorry, but there are no airbenders in this world."
The Pube Mupit stopped in its tracks, and spoke again.
"What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be!" he then jumped on Ozai several times and took a shit on him, and then bounced off and left. Then something compelled Ozai, he had no idea what, he just had to say something stupid like this...
"Oh wait I found the airbenders. I left them up my ass"

TEH END

Note: No this isnt' oneshot, but be aware that none of the chapters will relate to each other... each one will all be a seperate misadventure of the Pube Mupit and/or his friends.

btw this is an open story, so if you have a pube mupit skit to put in here (has to be related to both pube mupit and avatar) feel free to add it.
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