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Island Hopping
By, Clayton Overstreet

Surprises are rarely pleasant.
Kim glared at Drakken and yelled, “What do you mean there is only one escape pod!”
“Well excuse me, little miss Thwarts the Villain, but technically only Shego and I are supposed to be up here. According to my plan you and your goofball sidekick aren’t even supposed to be on this satellite.”
Shego slapped her forehead. “She’s always on the satellite you idiot.” Drakken opened his mouth. “And before you say anything we can’t fight her for the pod because even if we win we only have another fifteen seconds.”
Ron said, “Let’s just do what we did before. The girls take the pod then Drakken and I get into the garbage ejector.”
“Why should I get into the trash? It’s my satellite.”
“And I won’t leave you here Ron!” Kim said.
Ron rolled his eyes and began pushing Kim and Shego to the pod. “I’ll be fine. We’ve done this before. Besides, we can’t trust Shego and Drakken together in the pod, you can’t fight her for it, and if you don’t go now Shego is going to take it and leave us all here to die.”
“He’s got a point,” Shego said.
:”Fine,” Drakken said. “But this time keep on your side of the tube. I installed seatbelts.”
“Right on Dr. D.” He pushed the girls into the pod. Rufus stuck his head out of Ron’s pocket and squeaked. “Fine, if we land in another wasteland you can get first dibs on the garbage.”
Inside the pod Kim looked back at Ron who was already racing with Drakken to the garbage chute. Shego hit the button and the pod began to detach from the satellite. Then the huge explosion happened and they shot back towards the earth. Off to the side she saw the trash canister shooting down away from them. Sitting back she buckled up her seatbelt. Glancing over at Shego she said, “You’d better not steer this thing into one of Drakken’s lairs.”
“Come on Kimie, would I do that?” Shego asked, showing lots of teeth.
“Uh, maybe I should drive,” said Kim. “Speaking of which, where are the controls?”
Shego looked around. “Usually they’re right here… what’s this.” She picked up a note taped to some of the gauges. “Note to self: After my brilliant and foolproof world domination plans are realized and the citizens of the Earth are groveling at my feet, spend some time finishing the escape pod.” She blinked. “He couldn’t… he didn’t…”
A red light began flashing on the console in front of them over the hole where the steering wheel was supposed to be. “He did. What do we do now Shego?”
“How should I know?” She yelled. “When I get my hands on Drakken I’m going to…”
“No time for that now.” Picking up her communicator Kim called up Wade. “Wade, Shego and I are in an unfinished escape pod hurtling towards Earth at hundreds of miles per hour.”
“Hold the communicator up to the control panel.” She did. “Uh oh.”
“Uh oh?” Shego yelled. “What do you mean ‘Uh oh’?”
“Shego, calm down, this is no time to panic!” Kim said. Shego glared at her. “Okay, so maybe this is a great time to panic. Wade?”
“You’re right, it is time to panic. It seems that Drakken left out the entire steering system. Your only chance is a water landing and that doesn’t look too likely because right now you are headed straight into the middle of the Utah desert.”
“Wade, tell me how to get out of this.”
“Well, it looks like the booster rockets are working. You’re spinning around so if you hit it just right you should be able to change trajectory to take you to the Pacific Ocean.”
“Great, so when do I do this?”
“In five seconds… four… three… two…” Kim hit the red button
The booster rockets fired and looking out the window on the door Kim and Shego both got a look at the world and stars turning around them. Then a really good look at the flaming hunk of metal heading right for the pod before it twisted out of sight. “Wade, we have another problem.” She looked down at the communicator. “Wade?” All that was on the screen was static. “You don’t suppose Drakken’s EMP generator is still functioning do you?”
“Don’t be dumb Possible! If it were this entire pod would…” Suddenly the lights went out and outside the rockets turned off. “Do that.”
Both of them looked at each other, then outside, and then at each other again. “Ahhh!” The satellite hit them and everything went black.

They woke up groaning. Kim blinked and looked around, “Where are we?”
Shego unhooked her belt and went to the door. “It looks like we actually landed in the ocean. I don’t see anything else though.”
“Then why isn’t the pod moving?” Kim got up and opened the hatch. Looking outside she saw that the pod was beached and facing out on the ocean. “Well, great. We’re okay. Now we just need to call for someone to come pick us up… or at least I would if the EMP hadn’t friend my communicator.”
“Don’t worry, Drakken always puts a communications array behind a panel in the wall. See?” She opened the panel. A piece of paper fell out. “Note to self… Ah! I’m going to kill him!”
“Calm down,” Kim said, hopping into the water and making her way to the beach. “I’m sure someone is on this island. The chances of us landing on an uncharted island are a million to one.”
Shego got out and followed her. “You’re probably right, though if that dork you hand around with was here I’d kill him immediately before he Gilligan-ed up any of my escape plans.”
“Ron wouldn’t…” Kim started. Then she got an image of him trying to build a grass hut or fix a radio. Both images involved incidents involving large rocks and head injuries. “Okay, I see your point.”
“And just because we’re trapped here doesn’t mean we’re going to be the best of friends.”
“Yeah, you aren’t exactly my idea of Wilson either,” Kim said. “The brains are probably…”
Shego’s hands glowed. “Watch it Kimie!”
“Ha, look! There’s a hotel right up there!” She pointed and between the trees Shego saw the wall of a hotel. “And it’s the middle of Summer vacation so I’m sure there are a lot of people staying there. Come on, we’ll go there and hang out by the pool until our rides show up.”
They worked their way through the thick trees and underbrush for nearly a half hour before they reached the hotel. When they did Shego looked into one of the side windows. “Well Miss Perfect, it looks like nobody is in here.”
“No big,” Kim said. Walking around the side she continued, “We’ll just find a radio and… uh oh.”
“I really wish people would stop saying that,” Shego growled and came around to look.
Half the hotel, mostly the parts that included the lobby and offices, was nothing but a pile of rubble. There was a sign posted in front of it. The two girls moved forward and read it: No Trespassing. Hit by falling satellite owned by Dr. Drakken in 2004. Abandoned and cordoned off for 100 miles in all directions by authorities from all vehicles and air traffic. Reconstruction will begin in 2008.
“So this island is completely off limits to everyone until 2008?” Shego asked.
Kim smiled, looking around worriedly. “No big! Wade was tracking us and I’m sure once he traces the trajectory he’ll send a rescue party.”
“And Drakken couldn’t do a thing without me around, so he’ll come get me,” Shego said. “It’s not like he could get along without me.”

Drakken sat behind his desk and looked over the resume. “I’m impressed by your application Miss Rockwiler. You’re hired.”
Bonnie smiled. “Thanks Dr. Drakken. It’s so hard to find a job after high school these days and when I saw your add I just knew I had to apply.” She paused. “Is that horrendous green jumpsuit mandatory?”
“Not at all! In fact feel free to throw all of Shego’s old things in the trash.”

“And if nothing else,” Kim said. “I know my family will never give up searching for me.”

Standing around Kim’s picture hung on a wreath in the Middleton church dressed in black Kim’s family hung their heads. Mrs. Possible cried into her husband’s shoulder. For the last three hours various people Kim had saved over the years had taken turns telling the stories. Film crews were stationed outside. Around the world other memorials were taking place for “The girl who could do anything”.
Ron looked at Wade again, “Are you sure there’s no way you could be wrong? We never found a body.”
“Ron the crater was exactly where their trajectory from their last known coordinates placed them and the metals were tested and turned out to be from the same metal as the satellite and the pod. At that speed they would have been completely vaporized.”
“Define completely.”
“The finest scientists in the world went over it with a fine toothed comb and found nothing. We even had the guys at Area 51 look into it and they know crashes,” Wade said. “We have to face it Ron, she’s gone.”
“But… but if she’s dead, who will save the world? Who will stop the mad plans of insane scientists? Who will hang out with me at Buena Nacho?”
“I hate to say it Ron, but it looks like you’ll have to do all of that yourself,” Wade said.
“Oh no! The Earth is doomed!” In his pocket Rufus nodded his head.
Suddenly there was a hand on his shoulder. Monique stood there and said, “I’ll help.”
“Us too,” someone else said. Ron turned and saw the cheerleading squad standing there.
Someone stood up behind them. It was the director of GJ. “And Global Justice will help however we can.”
Ron sniffed and smiled up at them. “Aw, you guys are the best.”

Two days later Kim and Shego sat on the island and stared out at the setting sun. Kim was drawing pictures in the sand and said, “Yep, any minute now.”

It had been three weeks. Every day Kim walked up to the beach and spent time scanning the horizon for rescue planes, boats… anything. She had mistaken thirty different seagulls for planes. Every day she was sorely disappointed.
Shego snuck off to the other side of the island all the time and one time Kim had followed her. She was building a raft. One she obviously didn’t intend to tell Kim about. Kim considered telling Shego that she knew, but it was pointless. She could plainly see that the current around the island was rebounding off a reef and that there was enough of an undertow that swimming more than a mile from shore would drag anyone under. Getting a boat our past it was impossible… even for her. And Kim’s pride wouldn’t let her admit that she couldn’t do something, especially to Shego. Telling her would have probably just made Shego more determined.
She also knew what was going to happen so she kept an eye on her archenemy. They had each claimed some of the rooms in the hotel after they made sure that what remained of it was reasonably solid. There were plenty of fruit trees, berries, and coconuts, obviously planted by the hotel for the guests. There was a spring hooked up to the plumbing and it took Kim less than a day to fix it so that they could take cold baths. In the tropical heat it didn’t matter. Shego handled making a fire every night. Shego insisted after the first time Kim had done it with some sticks and she hadn’t been able to. Using her powers she was able to start one instantly and Kim managed not to make a comment about it.
Finally she caught sight of Shego in her raft paddling away from the island. Pulling the canoe she had carved out of a fallen fruit tree from its hiding place Kim picked up her oar and started after her.

Shego laughed as she saw Kim following behind her in her canoe. There was no way that Possible would be able to catch up with her. “Nice try Kimie, but I’m getting out of here!”
That was when her boat suddenly stopped and started twirling around in the water. Growling she stuck her own paddle in hard and pulled, but all it did was move her in circles faster. Every time she made some headway the current pushed her back in the opposite direction. Looking over her shoulder Shego saw that Kim had stopped her boat a ways back and was fishing. She waved at Shego for a second and then went back to her activity.
Shego squeezed the paddle in her hand, reducing it to burning splinters. “I hate her so much.” Something to the side caught her eyes. A large fin was moving through the water towards her. It picked up speed and soon a gray pointed head rose out of the water. Rows of teeth flashed.

Kim waited until Shego swam out to her and looked down at her. “Well?”
Shego sighed. “Permission to come aboard.”
“Granted,” Kim said. Reaching down she picked up the dozen fish she had caught. Shego got in. “Catch anything while you were down there?”
Holding up the tail of the shark Shego said, “Just get us back to shore.”
On the beach they made another bonfire and Kim started cooking her fish while Shego smoked the shark meat. After a while Kim asked, “I don’t suppose you could… I don’t know, shoot off one of those green bolts of yours? Maybe someone would see it and come to investigate.”
“Listen Princess, they closed off this island for observation for four years because one of Drakken’s things fell here. What do you think they’ll do if they start seeing weird green lights?”
Kim sighed. “They’d make the entire area a complete no-go for the next millennium.”
“And since it’s obvious that we can’t use a boat to get out of here and nobody is going to find us, that means we’re stuck here.”
“I know,” Kim said. “I didn’t want to admit it, but they must think we’re dead by now.”
“We also know that nobody is coming to this island for another three years.” She stood up and said, “So until that time I’m declaring myself ruler of this island and all its inhabitants.” She snapped her fingers. “Go, fetch me some water.”
“And what makes you think I’m going to do that?” Kim asked.
Shego raised her glowing fists. “These.”
Kim smirked. “Then consider this your first rebellion.” She swept Shego’s feet out from under her.
Shego rolled and leapt up, kicking and punching at Kim’s head. Kim blocked and the two of them began trading blows. It was the first time since they arrived that they were able to forget that they were trapped and both admitted to themselves that it felt good.
Ducking under a kick and flipping Shego into the air where she twisted and landed on her feet Kim said, “This is fun.”
“It won’t be when I get my hands on you,” Shego said and lunged.
“Ha! It hasn’t even been a month and you’re already flirting with me.” Kim fell backwards and grabbed Shego’s wrists. Using her momentum she sent the green girl flying over her and into a tree. “Or maybe you have been for a while. Those little pet names you have for me are so cute.
Shego planted her feet on the trunk and rebounded, screaming. “How about I call you a bitch instead?” She blasted at Kim who dodged it easily and the sand was turned to glass.
“Did I strike a nerve?” Kim asked. Then they began trading punched again. “By the way, I have to know. Which satellite was it that crashed on this island?”
“In 2004?” Shego said. She tripped Kim and then sent a punch at the girl’s head. Red hair burned as Kim barely avoided it. “It was either the heat beam or that one he was using to test those chemicals he stole from DN Amy.” Both of them suddenly stopped. “I’m sure it was the heat beam.”
“Right,” Kim said. “I mean, even if it wasn’t the chemicals would have burnt up on reentry. I’m sure its standard procedure to close off a hundred miles of Resort Island for four years whenever Drakken’s stuff crashes into it.”
Before Shego could agree a loud inhuman scream came from the jungle. Birds flew into the air and other animals made various noises of terror. Shego and Kim unconsciously stepped closer to each other.
“Yeah, and I’m sure that was just some colorful local wildlife,” Shego said.
Something came flying out of the underbrush and crashed at their feet. Both girls jumped back and took their stances. When it didn’t move they slowly moved forward. It was a half eaten boar. The rest had been bitten off… in one bite. Blood and organs dripped out of it.
“Okay, we are so dead.”

It took them two days of careful searching to find what had done that to the pig. Shego had agreed to a truce until they at least knew what it was. Now that they could see it, both girls felt their stomachs drop into their feet. There was a slim chance that it used to be a mouse. But now it had two heads, razor sharp teeth, was green, and covered in scales. Looking at its tail, Kim corrected herself. It had three heads. Plus it was thirty feet tall at the shoulder. Still, it wasn’t too bad.
A twig snapped and all three heads immediately dived on the monkey that had made the sound. The poor thing didn’t have time to shriek before it was torn into several pieces. Neither of the trained martial artists needed to stick around and see any more. Using all their skills they silently vanished into the undergrowth.
Meeting up back at the hotel they stared at each other. Finally Kim said, “We have to find a way to kill that thing.”
“I say we leave it alone. All the food it could find is on the middle of the island and if we stay out here we should be fine.”
“Yeah, until rat-zilla back there finishes off the other animals. Then it’ll be our turn. Besides, if it’s still alive when the construction crew gets here they’ll either notice it and avoid the island or make a whole lot of noise when they get here and attract the thing. Either way our chances of getting out of here in three years go down the tubes.”
“Fine, we’ll kill it. But how?”
“Shego you shoot force beams from your hands.”
“Did you see that thing move? It’s so big I’d have to get up close to do any serious damage and by then I’d be a snack.”
“No big,” Kim said. “I found a few of Wade’s gadgets that I was saving for an emergency.”
“Well Princess, I think this qualifies.”
“You’re right,” Kim said. “So here’s the plan…”
Shego snapped, “Why do you get to make the plan?”
“Because you are the professional villain’s sidekick. I fight monsters, you release them on the population and it backfires. I’ll stick to what I do and you stick to what you do.”
“Okay, but if we get eaten I’m blaming you.”

The monster was eating something when it heard someone scream, “Now!” It looked up in every direction and from two saw its attacker.
Kim moved forward with what looked like a can of hairspray. The tail-head, the smallest of the three, snapped out like a snake. She jumped up and pushed against the top of the head until she could flip into the air and land on its back. She ran up its scaly back until she made it between the two heads. Each hissed and jumped at her. Kim leapt into the air and from below came a satisfying coconut-like sound as the two collided.
On her way down she flipped over in the air so that she was facing down and aimed the hairspray. Pushing the top a blue spray shot out ahead of her and hit both head at the same time as they tried to take a bite our of each other. As the liquid hit them they were suddenly encased in ice.
Shego took that moment to rush out and ran up to the side of the beast. As it topped over she placed both of her hands against its side and focused. Her hands actually pierced it as the beam cut through its major organs and came out the other side in a spray of burnt meat and juices. “Ha! I got it!”
Just then the other head swung around. It was already dieing, but instinct and paid kept it moving for just a few seconds longer. Shego saw it and jumped aside and its fangs barely scraped her arm, tearing through her sleeve. Then it fell down dead.
“Way to go Shego,” Kim said running up to her.
Shego grinned at her. “Hey, it’s no sweat. Now if you’ll just hold still…” Her hands started to glow. Then her eyes rolled up into her head.
“Shego?”

Shego woke up naked in a bathtub of cool water. Her head hurt and her arm throbbed. Turning she slowly opened her eyes. Her arm was wrapped in gauze and running her other hand over it she felt a huge missing piece of flesh underneath it. Memory flooded back and she realized that this was where the creature had bitten her. But the wound she felt was too big for it to have been caused by the little nick she had received from its fangs.
Looking the other way she was surprised to see Kim, lying against the bathroom wall by the door. She was sound asleep and surrounded by some dusty first aid kits. From the looks of them Kim had dug through the rubble to find them. It also looked like she had gone through at least three of them already. Suddenly Shego had a few vague memories of someone forcing something down her throat. How long had she been out?
With a flick of her wrist she sent a splash of water over Kim’s face. Blinking Kim looked up, rubbing the sleep from her eyes. When she saw that Shego was awake she said, “Welcome back.”
“Uh, what happened?”
“That thing was poisonous. I sucked it out of your arm as fast as I could, but I was too late. Even when I cut out some of the muscle and drained it. You almost died a few times.”
“And I’m in this tub why?”
Kim stood up and stretched. “You were burning up. I think your body might have been trying to burn the poison out. I don’t know how your powers work. But you were overheating so I had to find some way to cool you off. When I got you in the tub you literally steamed.
Shego caught a glimpse of burn marks on Kim’s arms before she crossed them in front of her chest. “Thanks.”
“No big,” Kim said. “Consider us even for you taking out that monster and then me getting you hurt.”
“You got me hurt?”
“If I’d been paying attention that monster wouldn’t have had the chance to bite you,” Kim said.
Shego sat up in the tub. “Thanks.”
“No big,” Kim said. “Consider us even for you taking out that monster and then me getting you hurt.”
“You got me hurt?”
“Hey, if I’d been paying attention that monster wouldn’t have had the chance to bite you,” Kim said.
Shego sat up in the tub. “What, so I needed you to protect me? It’s my fault that I got bit for not paying attention. You aren’t responsible for everything, hero.”
Kim looked away. “Sorry.”
It occurred to Shego that however long she had been out, Kim had been blaming herself for what happened. That last word had a lot of emotion in it. “Anyway what do you care? You would have been rid of me.”
Kim didn’t say anything for just slightly longer than was comfortable. “Yeah, right.” Then she walked out of the room.
Sitting back in the tub Shego stared at the mirror over the sink and tried to think. As she did an uncomfortable feeling of guilt settled over her. “Oh crap, I owe her my life.”

Two weeks later Shego came out of the bushes and told Kim, “Follow me.”
“Why?” Kim asked.
“Just come on Possible,” Shego said and walked into the bushes.
After a brief moment of hesitation Kim followed her. It took ten minute but she eventually came out into a clearing that she was pretty sure had been a clump of trees. Now it was empty, obviously burned out and she could guess by whom. Some of the trees were still there though, only now they were carved into faces. Villains she had faced off with time and again looked around the clearing.
“What is this?” Kim asked.
Shego sniffed. “I just thought I’d make a training area. Just because we’re trapped on this hunk of sand and rock doesn’t mean we can let our martial arts skills slip. We will get off one day.”
“Really?” Kim looked around again. “It must have taken you forever.”
“What, like I have so much else to do around here?” Shego started. But suddenly Kim was hugging her. “What are you doing?”
Kim blushed and backed away. “Sorry, but I haven’t been home in a while and my family hugs a lot. I just wanted to thank you. This is amazing Shego, really.”
“Don’t get sappy on me Possible,” Shego said, hiding a smile. “I just want to make sure you stay in shape so I don’t feel guilty when I beat you up.”
Kim grinned. “And when have you ever beaten me up?”
“How about right now?” Shego growled.
Taking her stance Kim said, “Bring it.”

Months passed. Shego and Kim managed a daily schedule. In the morning they exercised. Stretches, jumping jacks, running around the island… naturally they challenged each other and each had to outdo the other until hey collapsed from exhaustion and crawled to the pile of fruit they had picked the day before. Then they would go fishing or hunting. At dinner they ate the fish or other animals they caught, and occasionally some bread Kim had figured out to make from some of the local plants and a clay oven she made.
Shego got into a big fight with her over that, obviously jealous and unable to admit it. They had spent a week on opposite sides of the island until Kim had gone and talked her into coming back. Shego was embarrassed that she had been jealous in the first place and simply pretended that it hadn’t happened.
Kim also found herself a pet. A baby monkey that she suspected belonged to the one the monster had eaten. She had found it in the bushes; half starved and taken it back to the camp. A week of feeding and caring for it had him lively as…well, a monkey.
Shego looked at it suspiciously as it rode on Kim’s shoulder. “That thing isn’t going to get us sick is it?”
“No, he’s not! He’s perfectly healthy. I spent a month once covering for a vet in my hometown and I learned a lot. He’s perfectly healthy.”
“Yeah, you told me,” Shego said. The two of them had begun sharing stories about what they had done over the years by the fire at night. It would have gotten annoying, but each of them had a story to match the other. “So what are you naming the little tree rat Princess?”
Kim handed the monkey a handful of berries. He took it and ran down. Picking up a banana leaf she wrapped them all up in it and then stuffed it into him mouth. The juices dripped down his chin and all over his body. “I think I’ll name him Ron.” It was great for a while until a snake ate him. Kim cried for a week and even found Shego sniffling once. Neither of them mentioned it and soon they got over it. Except that for Christmas the two of them carved a monkey out of wood and gave it to the other, not having discussed it first. They both shared a good laugh.
Their original clothes had turned to rags and so they had gone to the gift shop and dug out some swimsuits and other tropical island wear. There was more than enough for them to have daily changes of clothing. Towels too.
Spring came and with it, thunderstorms. The air cooled down considerably and one night a monsoon hit. Rain battered against the building, shaking the remains of the hotel. Lightning flashed and the walls creaked in the wind. Outside they could hear the waves splashing heavily on the beach.
Shego lay in her bed, blankets wrapped tightly around her. It was almost impossible to go to sleep and she had to admit that she was a little afraid. Alone in the dark, even with the glow from her hands and the candles she had found, it was not easy to control herself.
A knock at the door made her jump. When it repeated she took a deep breath to calm herself and opened the door. Kim stood there, wrapped in her sheet and wearing nothing but one of the pink full body swimsuits she had found in her size. Oh, and a pair of thongs.
“I was wondering if I could sleep in here with you,” Kim said. “I was a little afraid being alone.”
Shego licked her lips, thinking it over, and then nodded. “Sure, come on in.”
Kim stepped inside. “I can sleep on the floor if you want.”
“Nah, this is a suite. I have a king sized bed. And I have to admit I was a little lonely. Not that I was scared or anything.”
Kim smiled and said, “Well I know you weren’t.” Shego checked to see if Kim was being sarcastic, but she seemed sincere. “I mean, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you afraid of anything like a little storm. I’m a little ashamed that I had to come in here.”
“Don’t worry about it,” Shego said before she could think about it. “It’s kind of nice to see you aren’t completely flawless.”
They walked to the bed and each took a side. Kim curled up in her own blanket and Shego took hers. “Goodnight Shego.”
“Whatever.”

In the morning the typhoon had stopped a bit, though there were enough clouds in the sky that it was obvious that it would start up again soon. Shego opened her eyes slowly and yawned. Even though it should have been cold she felt surprisingly warm and comfortable.
Something moved against her side and Shego glanced down. Kim was laying against her and was still sound asleep. Shego stiffened for a moment, but then relaxed. It wasn’t as if the redhead was going to wake up and attack her. Besides, the body heat was obviously why she was so comfortable. It would be stupid to just push Kim away. Admittedly it was kind of nice to have someone nestled up to her too. It had been difficult for Shego to get a serious date since working for Drakken and bringing a pet into the lair was completely out. If Drakken didn’t experiment on them then his dog Commodore Puddles would have torn them apart.
Absently she ran a finger through Kim’s hair. It was really soft. The hotel had lots of shampoo and other supplies in each room so both of them had been able to avoid looking like castaways. Shego chuckled to herself, brushing a strand of hair away from Kim’s face. “Ginger, that’d be a good new nickname for you. Or maybe just Movie Star.” Shego suddenly realized what she was doing and her eyes widened. Almost reflexively she slipped away from Kim and stood up next to the bed, backing away quickly.
Kim’s head fell against the pillow and her eyes opened. Stretching she sat up and looked around. “Good morning.” She smacked her lips. “Yuck, morning breath.” She saw the look on Shego’s face. “What happened?”
“Nothing,” Shego said quickly. “I think I’ve just been on this island too long. Come on, we can clean up later. If we’re going to eat tonight we need to get some food now.”
“Right,” Kim said. Standing up she said, “I’m a little tired still. Guess I’m not used to waking up without a lot of sunlight. Lead the way.”
The sea was too rough for fishing and all the animals had gone to ground in the bad weather. That meant the only food they could get would be fruit. So each of them took some trees and bushes and began picking. It was hard work since they wanted enough to get them through the next couple of days incase the storms continued to get worse. By unsaid agreement they carried it all upstairs to Shego’s room and piled it in the bathtub.
“We can clean up in my room,” Kim said. She ran a hand over her brow. “God that was hard work. It may be chilly around here, but I’m still sweating.”
“Yeah,” Shego said, looking away from Kim’s glistening skin.
Kim looked out the window. “Speaking of which, that storm is going to get started again real soon. I found some books in the gift shop so we’ll have something to do, but I think we’d better clean up before the storm hits us again. If it hits now the spring could flood and if we use the plumbing them it could overload the pipes.”
“Well then hurry up and shower so I can have my turn,” Shego said.
Kim looked over at her. “Come on, let’s just share. It’ll save time.”
“What, you mean take one together?”
“Sure, why not?”
It was a loaded question. Shego realized that there really was no reason. “Uh, sure. You’re right. Why not?”
Getting her towel she followed Kim down to her room. Inside she saw that there was a pile of books in the corner. “You were planning to share these, right?”
“Yes,” Kim said. “I only found them the day before the storm hit. Since then we’ve mostly been stuck in our rooms.”
“Good point.” She said. Looking up she saw that Kim was slipping out of her swimsuit. She swallowed hard and looked away. “What are you doing?”
Kim looked at her like she was an idiot. “I’m getting undressed. Remember, we’re here to take a shower.”
Blushing Shego said, “Oh, right.” Taking her suit off like it was no big deal Shego tosses it aside and walked into the bathroom.
Turning on the spray Kim whistled. “Wow, the water pressure is huge. If we waited much longer we wouldn’t have been able to turn it on without rupturing something.” She glanced at Shego. “Huh.”
“What?” Shego asked.
“Oh, I just noticed that you tan green too.”
Shego glanced down at herself. Darker green skin covered most of he except for her tan lines. They were the same old pale white-green that she had always had. “I don’t usually wear swimsuits long enough to tan like this.” She looked up. “Hey, why don’t you have any tan lines?”
“Because I’ve spent some time sunbathing in the nude,” Kim said. “I like to keep it even. You should try it some time. It’s not like there’s anybody else around here.”
Trying not to feel dumb Shego snapped. “Just get in the tub so we can get this over with.”
Kim shrugged and got into the tub. Shego followed and they started scrubbing themselves off. The hard work from the morning had gotten them pretty dirty and the soapy water was almost completely brown when it first washed over them. After a while it cleared up and soon was running clean. Shego was feeling more and more embarrassed by the second. Every time they switched sides so that the other could be under the shower, no matter how hard she tried she couldn’t avoid brushing against Kim. And Kim was no help; she didn’t even try to pull away. Shego was almost positive that it was the cold water that was making every part of her body tighten.
“Shego, could you get the back? I’ve checked all over the place and I can’t find a loofa.”
“What?” Shego asked, caught off guard.
“I want you to scrub my back. I’ll get yours too, but I’ve been peeling and I can’t get between my shoulders without some serious twisting around. I pulled something last time.” Shego didn’t move. “Come on, we’re running out of time.” Picking up the washcloth Shego ran it along Kim’s back, making her shiver and get goosebumps. “Man that’s cold. When we get out of this place one of the first things I’m going to do is get a nice warm bath.”
:”And a cheeseburger,” Shego said. It was nice to have something to talk about to keep her mind off of what was going on. Not that anything was going on. “With fries and a milkshake.”
“Or pizza!” Kim licked her lips. “Right now I’d almost eat something Ron cooked. Even if he used marshmallows again.”
“That doesn’t sound so bad.”
“In tacos?”
Shego shuttered. “Suddenly fruit and fish sounds delicious.”
“Yeah, if we had some fish,” Kim said. “Turn around, I’ll get you.”
Shego turned away and waited. When she felt the rag against her back she shivered, but realized that the water itself wasn’t that cold. “Why are you in this dinky little room anyway? The top floors have suites like mine and they have Jacuzzis.”
“I just don’t feel comfortable in a big room by myself. It was fine last night when you were there, but I just don’t like the echoes and all that space if I’m on my own.”
“I guess, but look.” She stepped out of the little tub. “Turn this off and follow me.”
Curious, but remembering the surprise she’d gotten the last time Shego had done this, Kim turned off the shower and stepped out into the cool air. Shego ran ahead of her and Kim laughed, trying to catch up. Shego glanced over her shoulder and laughed too. Both of them raced naked through the corridor and up the stairs.
Eventually they came to a door and Shego ducked inside. “Wait here a minute and don’t open the door.”
“Why?” Kim asked.
Shego rolled her eyes. “It’s a surprise.” She slammed the door shut and didn’t lock it. Kim waited outside, her ear pressed against the door. Inside she heard the sound of running water. A few minutes later it stopped and Shego called out, “Okay, you can come in now.”
Kim opened the door and walked in. The room was like all of the other suites on this floor. Guessing where Shego would be she walked to the bathroom. Shego was relaxing in a huge round tub. The bubbles weren’t on, because she was just as worried about the typhoon as Kim, but the tub was full.
“Great, so we’re going to relax in a bigger tub of cold water?”
“No need to be snotty Ginger,” Shego said. Putting her hands under the water they started to glow. In a few moments steam began to rise out of the water.
Kim squealed in joy and immediately got in. With a loud sigh she lay back, spreading her arms and legs wide, her eyes closing. “I take it back. You’re Maryanne and the Professor all rolled into one.” She opened one eye and saw Shego staring at her. “What?”
“Nothing,” Shego said looking away. “I’ve been doing this for a while now. I thought you would have figured out a way to heat your bath up by now too.”
“It never really came up until now,” Kim said. “It’s been warm enough that cold showers were kind of nice.” She wiggled a bit, laying against the edge of the tub. “This is very nice though.”
Desperately Shego tried to think up something else to talk about. As she did her eye caught on the mini-bar next to the tub. It was locked, but a flick of her wrist took care of that. Inside were rows of bottles. Shego had been using the one in her room sparingly, but right now she really needed something to settle her nerves.
“Hey Princess, catch,” Shego said and tossed Kim a small bottle.
Kim caught it automatically and read the bottle. “Cider? What, you want me to drink. I’m only eighteen!”
Shego snorted and said, “Grow up Kimie. I don’t think one nights going to turn you into a raving drunk and it’s not like your parents are going to ground you.”
Outside lightning flash and thunder rolled across the island. Kim shivered and scooted around the rim so that she was closer to Shego. “There’s still a lightning rod on the roof right?”
“Calm down Princess,” Shego said. “Just drink your drink. It’ll calm you down.” She held up her own tiny bottle of vodka and sipped it.
Kim nervously unscrewed the lid and sniffed hers. “It does smell a little like apples.” Tilting the bottle up she brought it to her lips and drank.
“Whoa! Not like that!” Shego yelled. Kim’s eyes widened and she started coughing. Shego moved forward and slapped her on the back. “You’re supposed to sip that stuff!”
Kim swallowed, her eyes watering. “What is this made of, acid?” Her voice was raspy.
Shego laughed and sat back. “Lightweight. You really need to get out more Possible.”
“Right Shego,” Kim said, her voice returning to normal. “I’ll just go put on my palm leaf gown and we’ll head out to the theater for a showing of the Lion King.”
“I was thinking a club actually,” Shego said. “You go there, down a few drinks, and dance the night away.” She saw Kim’s look. “What do you think I spend all that money Drakken pays me on?”
“Fine,” Kim said. Licking her lips she said. “You know, now that my throat has cooled down it doesn’t taste too bad.”
“Just go slower,” Shego said.
Kim sipped from the bottle and sniffed. “Whatever you’re drinking smells like paint thinner.”
Shego snorted. “It’s vodka. It takes some getting used to.” She reached over to the bar again and pulled out some hard lemonade. She moved back and put it next to Kim. “Here, when you finish that there’s this one.”
“Thanks,” Kim said. A small giggle escaped her lips. “Wow, I feel a little… dizzy.”
“You get used to it,” Shego said. Blinking she realized that she was sitting naked next to Kim in a warm hot tub. Glancing at the bottle in her hand she realized that maybe a drink to calm her nerves wasn’t such a good idea.
Finishing off her first bottle Kim picked up the other one and opened it. She was still sipping, but now she was doing so a little faster. “You know they’re going to charge us for this.” She giggled again and then said, “Wow, I feel so warm.”
“I’m sure it’s the water,” Shego said quickly.
“Nah, it’s like… it’s coming from my stomach.” She grabbed her throat and down her body. Shego’s eyes followed it almost against her will. Kim’s hand stopped at her abdomen. “I feel all weird.” She looked over and Shego and saw her face. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
Shego looked up at Kim’s face. “What? I… I wasn’t looking at you like anything.”
“Yes you were. You were staring at my body.”
Shego said, “No I…” She hiccupped. “Wasn’t.”
“You were too,” Kim said. She moved her hand up to her neck and repeated the motion. “I did this and you were staring at me like a piece of meat. See, you’re doing it again.” Shego realized that she was and started to move back. Kim’s hand reached out and grabbed her wrist. “Why are you looking at me like that Shego?”
Shego gulped and stared down at Kim’s hand on hers. It felt even warmer than one of her plasma bolts. “I… I…”
“Oh my gosh, you’re in love with me,” Kim said and laughed.
Shego glared at her. “I am not!”
“You are too! Look at your face! You’re blushing!”
“No I’m not!” Shego screamed. She pulled away and tried to scramble out of the water. “Just… leave me alone.”
Kim stood up and started after her, “Shego, wait!” Shego stopped and looked at her. “I wasn’t trying to make fun of you.”
“Yes you were!” Shego snapped.
“No, really. I didn’t mean to make you upset. I just got caught by surprise.” Kim bit her lip and looked down. “Look, you’re probably right. I’m sure it’s just the drinks and the tub and everything.”
“What do you mean ‘everything’?” Shego asked.
Kim rubbed her arm and said, “I don’t know. I mean you’re pretty and naked. I guess anybody would think something like that, right?”
“Probably, I guess,” Shego said.
“Only probably?” Kim asked. Shego looked away again. “Shego, seriously, are you attracted to me?”
Shego turned away too. “No… well, maybe. I don’t know.”
“Oh god, this would be so much easier if we had our clothes,” Kim said. She hiccupped and added, “You wouldn’t be able to see my nipples then.”
Without thinking Shego looked over at Kim’s chest. Her nipples were sticking straight up into the air and were a very dark shade of pink. Shego could practically see them move with Kim’s heartbeat. Glancing down she saw the two dark green circles on her own chest were doing the same thing.
“Yeah,” Shego said quietly. “God, my hearts beating a mile a minute.” Why was she saying that? Looking at the mini-bar again she cursed herself. “I sound like such an idiot.”
“No you don’t,” Kim said. She stepped forward and grabbed Shego’s hand again, this time lightly. “I’ve been on dates where I’ve made a complete fool of myself. You sound nervous, but not dumb.”
Shego looked down at Kim’s hand and then up at her eyes. They were shining like stars. Softly she closed her fingers around the red head’s. “Kim…”
Kim smiled and said, “Kim now? What happened to all those funny little nicknames you have for me?”
Shego couldn’t help smiling and she took a step forward. “You mean like Kimie.”
“Or Miss Perfect,” Kim said, matching her. They brought their hands up between them, lacing their fingers together.
“Princess,” Shego said slowly, drawing out the S sounds. She lowered her head until her lips were only a fraction of an inch from Kim’s. “You know, this is probably the alcohol talking. In the morning we will really regret this.”
Kim shook her head. “I don’t think so Shego. But, if we do, I’d really like something to regret.” She closed the distance and pressed her lips against Shego’s.
Shego couldn’t stop thinking of how soft and warm Kim’s lips felt. Like silk they moved against hers, pressing in firmly. Her mouth opened and she flicked her tongue out against them, tasting and tickling Kim’s lips. A low moan welled up in her as she did and reaching around with her free hand she ran her fingers through Kim’s red hair and down her back. Her other hand was pinned with Kim’s between their chests.
Kim responded in kind, moving her free hand up, over Shego’s butt and up her back until she reached Shego’s hair. As Shego’s fingers slowly worked over her ass she twined her fingers in Shego’s long black hair and tugged. Shego made a small squeak, but didn’t pull back. Encouraged Kim slipped her other hand out of Shego’s grip and put it around Shego’s neck, pulling her close. With a small hop her feet left the ground and she wrapped her legs tightly around Shego’s waist.
Shego was so surprised that she broke the kiss and stared into Kim’s eyes. She saw her own reflection there. Grinning she said, “You know, your nipples are sticking into my breasts.”
“Yours are bigger than mine,” Kim said, wriggling against Shego. Shego reached her hands down under Kim’s butt, one hand on each cheek, so she could support her.
“Don’t do that,” Shego said. “You’re heavier than you look.”
Kim smirked and said, “That’s easy to fix.” Shego’s eyes widened in shock when Kim bent backwards and pulled. Unbalanced Shego toppled forward and with a splash the two of them landed in the Jacuzzi again. Shego came up for air, Kim still wrapped around her. “What the…” Her startled cry was cut off when Kim kissed her again. Without a thought she reciprocated and pushed Kim up against the side of the tub.
Kim kept up the momentum and began to buck her hips. Water splashed up between the two of them and hit the bottom of their chins as the front of their hips slapped together. Shego matched her move for move until they were hitting hard enough to leave bruises. Their hands moved over each other’s back, sliding over wet skin. Then Shego moved her head down, kissing along Kim’s neck until she got down to her collarbone. Her tongue flicking out Shego worked her way from shoulder to shoulder, shivering in pleasure as Kim started to moan.
Eventually it got to be too much and Kim grabbed Shego’s head, pushing it lower. “Shego please, don’t tease me like that.”
“What do you what me to do?” Shego asked, planting a kiss between Kim’s breasts.
Breathing hard Kim arched her back and pushed Shego’s head to her left breast. Shego got the message and sucked one of Kim’s hard nipples between her teeth. She chewed just a little and brought her other hand up to palm the right one. Kim groaned again, louder this time. Her hands still in Shego’s hair she started pulling and tugging, using it like handles. Her cries took on a new pitch when she felt questing fingers touch her under the water, caressing her neither lips.
“Mmm,” Shego said. “What is this?”
Kim gasped when she felt a finger slowly trace circles around the hole and then the tip push into her up to the first joint. Leaning away from Shego she saw Shego pull her mouth away from the nipple she had been sucking with one last long lick, staring up into Kim’s eyes to make sure she saw it too. Kim’s legs unlocked and spread wide, letting Shego go.
Moving back a little Shego looked down into the water and moved her and down Kim’s belly, imitating what she had done earlier. Kim watched too, staring down at the finger inside her. Shego twitched it a little and Kim hissed, clenching around the digit. Shego grinned and put her other hand between Kim’s legs. Slowly pushing her finger in up to the second join she used her other hand to lift the hood over Kim’s clit and saw it stick out like a little button.
Kim literally screamed when Shego pushed her finger in all the way and pinched the clit in three fingers from her other hand, tugging on it softly. Her pussy contracted over and over again and she continued to scream out while Shego started to piston inside her. Kim suspected that she may have peed in the water, but she didn’t have time to think about that because the pulsing heartbeat she felt moving through every bit of her seemed to explode all at once. White light flashed behind her eye and she screamed out, “Shego!”
Shego laughed and waited until Kim stopped thrashing in the water. Letting the girl go she removed her finger, slowly dragging it against Kim’s insides on its way out. “How was that Kimie?”
“Oh Shego…” Kim breathed. “That felt great. That was so… great.”
“Hmm, sounds like you can’t think too well right now. That could be a problem.”
Kim laughed, trying to bring her breathing under control. “Why is that?”
“Because, now it’s my turn,” Shego said. Standing up she let the water drip off of her body and waited while Kim’s eyes traveled over her body, taking the scenic route. When they stopped between her legs Shego chuckled. “I like how you think.”
Kim sat up and reached out with her hands, grabbing Shego’s butt again. With a powerful jerk she pulled Shego close enough that her nose brushed the thick black pubic hair. “You don’t shave?”
“Is that a problem?” Shego asked.
Kim shook her head. Reaching up she dragged her finger through the patch of black and then nuzzled it with her nose “It feels good and it smells even better.” She stuck her tongue out and licked just above where the hair started. Shego’s legs got wobbly and she grabbed Kim’s head for support. Kim grabbed her to steady her and Shego whimpered when she felt all four fingers slip into her ass crack. “Sorry.”
“Don’t be Kimie,” Shego said. “Touch me wherever you want.”
Kim grinned and slipped her fingers into Shego’s rump and ran them up and down, feeling Shego contract the muscles around them. “Hmm, okay then. Just tell me one thing. Whose my bitch?”
Looking down, surprised at Kim’s words, Shego saw Kim staring up at her, only the girl’s eyes visible over her breasts. “What?”
“I said… who…” She slapped Shego on the ass. “Is.” She did it again. “My bitch.” She softly bit Shego on the inner thigh.
Shego tried to end it by pushing Kim’s head between her legs, but Kim fought back, continuing to nuzzle against Shego’s thigh, licking the spot she had just put her teeth marks. Unable to take it any more Shego whispered, “I’m your bitch.”
“Say it again,” Kim whispered. Pushing her face between Shego’s legs she let her tongue move over the edges of Shego’s pussy lips. “Say it louder.”
“I’m your bitch,” Shego yelled. “Now please, please just touch me. Stick something in me. I need you inside me now Kimie.”
Kim responded by kissing Shego on her pussy, flicking her tongue out in a few quick licks. Shego’s jaws opened involuntarily and she spread her legs wider. Kim worked her tongue over Shego faster and faster and then shoved it into her. Shego said, “Yes, just like that.”
Already turned on it didn’t take Shego long to cum. Kim felt her go and began licking faster. Behind her Shego grabbed the edge of the tub and her hands started glowing. She ignored the burning smell and continued. Finally Shego stopped moving, her clit stuck between Kim’s teeth.
“Ouch, let that go!”
Kim did and stood up, pulling Shego into another fierce kiss. Then she looked back and saw the handprints burned an inch into the ceramic. “Does that happen every time?”
“Sometimes,” Shego said. “But every time… you’ll have to find that out yourself.”
Kim smiled and said, “Well my dad always says that you need to experiment to really find out anything.” She kissed Shego softly on the lips again. “And I was thinking that we might want to save our clothes until we’re rescued.”
“Wouldn’t want to wear them out,” Shego agreed. With her foot she pulled the plug on the tub. “Want to grab some of those books and curl up in my room?”
“No, lets go to my room.” Kim took Shego’s hand and led her out of the bathroom.
“Why?”
“Two reasons. One, I want to watch you walk around naked and my room is farther away,” Kim said, staring at Shego’s body as it jiggled with each step. “And two, my bed is much, much smaller.”
Shego took this in and nodded. “Fine Princess, but I go first.” She let go of Kim’s hand and walked ahead of her. Looking over her shoulder she gave Kim a wink to let her know that she was indeed moving her butt like that on purpose. Practically floating, Kim stared at Shego’s backside and then ran up behind her. Shego was just reaching the door when she felt Kim’s damp body plaster itself to her back and a pair of arms slide under hers so that Kim could cup her breasts. She shivered when she felt warm breath on the back of her neck and Kim nibbling at her. “What are you doing?”
Kim leaned forward and whispered in Shego’s ear, “You tease me.” She sucked an earlobe into her mouth and spent a second playing with it before she let go. “And I tease you.” She suddenly let go and stepped back. “Now you can take the lead.”
Shaking with anticipation and feeling Kim’s eyes on her every step of the way, Shego started walking again, making as much of her body bounce as possible. Kim followed close behind, occasionally reaching out to goose Shego and make her jump. Neither of them walked fast or hurried. After all, they had all the time in the world.

The next morning Shego woke up with loud pounding banging in her head. It was rain against the roof. She groaned in pain and grabbed the pillow under her head. She tugged it away and covered her face with it.
“Stop that,” Kim snapped beside her. “My head is splitting.”
“No need to shout,” Shego hissed, realizing that Kim had been whispering.
Kim moaned an said, “God, I hurt everywhere. You didn’t have to get so rough last night.”
Shego felt her memory flood back to her and snorted. “Who was it screaming ‘Harder! Fuck me harder!’ over and over again.”
“Both of us,” She responded. “Though I think we may have gone a little overboard last night on some stuff we should have taken a little slower.” She reached under the covered and rubbed her ass.
“I told you not to drink so much.”
“You also told me I’d regret it. You were right.”
Shego felt her chest tighten up. “You do?”
“You better believe it. The next time we have sex, we’re doing it sober.” She glanced at Shego and laughed. That stopped quickly and they both grabbed their heads. “Sorry, but you should have seen your face just now lover.”
Shego felt a thrill go through her. “So, you have a nickname for me now?”
“Two of them, bitch,” Kim said and kissed Shego’s ear, licking the inside of it.
“I like that,” Shego said. She slipped an arm around Kim’s waist and pulled her close. “And I would love to stay in bed with you all day Princess.”
“Me too,” Kim purred. “I’m not really hungry right now anyway.”
“There’s just one problem,” Shego said.
“What?”
“I have got to pee.” She threw back the covers and ran for the bathroom.
Kim jumped after her. “Me first!” She reached the door just as it slammed in her face. Banging on it she yelled, “You’d better not be all day in there.” Then she grabbed her head again and leaned against the wall. “I am never drinking again.”
A few moments later Shego came out and let her in. “Oh come on, it’s not that bad,” Shego said. “When we get out of here I’ll take you to Paris and buy a really good bottle of wine.”
“I always heard Italy was better.”
“Of you like Chianti,” Shego said. “Hell, I’m rich and my overseas accounts can’t be closed down just because I’m dead.”
Kim stepped out and looked at her. “You know, you could have ditched your brothers and still been a good guy.”
Shego grinned and said, “The good guys can’t pay enough. Besides, it’s not like I do anything really bad like kill people. I’m just a hired mercenary. And I don’t think it’s technically illegal to build doomsday devices. All they ever really got me and Drakken on was theft and assault.”
“You’ve tried to kill me dozens of times.”
“Well you did get in the way and usually I did just leave you tied up in an easily escapable situation.” She rolled her eyes. “Not like Drakken would let me do it any other way.” She tapped her nail against her teeth. “I did take that job as Junior’s tutor. Anyway why do you do the good guy thing?”
“Uh, actually I get paid to save the world from people like you. Wade handles the details through my website. Plus, if I did the bad guys thing A: Nobody would be around to stop people from ruining the world you’re trying to take over and B: I would be so much better at it than Drakken. If you remember even Ron was better at it than Drakken is.”
“I have got to admit, his weather machine was pretty good. His values are a little screwed up though. The worlds supply of nacos… With what he spent on both Dooms Day devices he could have bought his own restaurant.” Shego paused. “Does he still get those royalty checks?”
“Yeah, but after he went nuts with the first one I talked to the company and they’re putting it into a trust fund until he’s married. He doesn’t know about it yet. I figure he has a better chance of finding someone who really likes him that way.” Shego threw Kim a look. “Hey, it could happen.”
“Weren’t you dating him?”
Kim looked away from her. “For a while. I couldn’t help it. We were at the prom, we were dancing… it was romantic.” She frowned. “And I heard you had a thing with Junior during that tutor thing.”
Shego blushed. “He’s kind of cute and he’s rich. Plus when you get him to focus he isn’t all that bad at some things.” She shuddered. “Of course that was before you locked him in prison with us and I heard him sing. The point was, you understand why I had to try killing you, don’t you?”
“I suppose,” Kim said.
“And if Drakken ever does take over the world he just plans to make everyone revere him as leader. Aside from that he’s just got plans to conquer the rest of the universe and then spread out through multiple dimensions.”
“So who gets to actually do the ruling?” Kim asked.
“Uh, actually I was planning to do that. I was thinking of making a few small changes.”
“Abject servitude and dressing up everyone like you?” Shego gave her a look. “I had this weird dream once. It involved buff naked mole rats with really deep voices.”
“Me too,” Shego said. “Weird. Anyway you looked good in my clothes that time Drakken was mind controlling you.”
“When we get home maybe you can let me get into your pants.”
Shego grinned and pulled Kim over to her and they fell back into the bed. “Why wait?”
Kim balked and pulled back. “Shego seriously, I really like this and all, but I can’t keep doing it if I know that the minute we’re off the island we’re going to go back to being mortal enemies.”
“You mean chose between you and Drakken?” Shego asked. Then she grinned. “Gee let me think. High adventure setting up failing attempts at world domination where I have to hear the rant of a lunatic, or high adventure thwarting bad guys with a hot girl who can do that thing with her thumb? I wonder…” She ran her hands through Kim’s hair. “Look, I was planning to ditch Drakken from the minute we crashed here. As long as you don’t force me to be nice to anybody I’ll stick with you.”
“You have a deal,” Kim said and kissed her. “Here’s to a happy partnership.”

Seasons were hard to identify in the tropics so the next two years passed quicker than they would have expected. Shego’s hair had been bleached blond and Kim’s was a much lighter shade of red. Both of them were a little taller and had a lot more muscles. They weren’t masculine in any way, but their bodies were obviously mostly muscle. They looked a little too fresh from a salon for two women who spent three years on an island, but that was probably because the resort had a salon. They were even up on some of the current events because, while they had no way of fixing any radios or getting off the island, Kim was able to convert the communicator’s batteries so that they could run a single television and get a few fuzzy channels.
One day they woke up to the sound of yelling and engines revving. Their eyes snapped open and they ran to the window. Outside a construction crew was setting up. Dozens of people were running all over the place trying to get things in order.
With a simultaneous whoop they two girls began searching desperately for some bikini bottoms, since for a long time they had only worn the tops to keep their breasts from flopping around. It took them a while to remember that they’d put them away in the dresser. Scrambling to get into them they made sure they looked good and then walked hand in hand outside.
The foreman was going over some blueprints when he glanced up and saw the two girls standing there. His jaw dropped and he blinked. “Um, did you come with the crew? Because even here those outfits aren’t really fit for heavy lifting.”
“No, we live here.” Shego said.
“But this place has been cordoned off for four…” He saw their eyes narrow as the two women glared at him. Realization dawned. “Oh dear god. Please don’t sue me, I just work here.”
“No big,” Kim said and waved it off. Shego elbowed her. “Okay, it’s big. But if you could just radio someone to come pick us up we’d be grateful.”
“What? Oh, sure. You got it.” He whistled loudly. “Hey Frank! Bring the radio now!”
Less than five minutes later a jet flew overhead and then hovered, the propellers aimed straight into the air. A ladder dropped down and Kim and Shego quickly climbed up into the hatch. The door snapped shut behind them.
“Uh, hello?”
“Kim, a familiar voice said. “Is that really you?”
Turning around they saw Ron standing there. He was taller too but didn’t seem much different. Well, except that instead of Rufus sitting on his shoulder was a monkey. He also had a scar over his left eye. “Hi Ron. What’s the sitch?”
Ron ran forward and hugged her tightly. “Kim we thought you were dead! Everyone looked for you!” He paused. “Why are you holding Shego’s hand?”
“We’re dating,” Shego said.
Kim shrugged. “Three years on an island together Ron.”
Shego snickered. “Try six months.” Kim shot her a look and she stifled it. “Anyway she rehabilitated me.”
“Ron, what are you doing here?” Kim asked, changing the subject.
“Huh?” Ron said, surprised and stepped back. “Oh, this is my jet. After I got married to Alice from the team I found out about that Buena Nacho royalty deal you set up. Until then we were working for GJ, but now the Ron Squad is totally freelance and we bought them out. It’s nice not to have to work for Junior any more.”
“You worked for Junior?” Shego asked.
Ron nodded. “After Senior Senior Sr. died he gave up the villainy thing and married Monique and she talked him into financing GJ until I took over.” Both girls stared at him in shock. “Hey, it’s been a long time Kim. Wade is skinny now.”
“And my family?” She asked.
“They were really torn up when you disappeared and it took them a while to move on. Your brothers work with Wade now designing our gadgets.” He smiled and added, “But if you two want, I’ll step aside right now and put you in charge of the whole thing. We’ve all missed you bad Kim.” He looked at Shego. “You too. Bonnie just doesn’t have your class.”
“Bonnie is working for Drakken! Of all the… no, I can’t even act surprised,” Kim said.
Shego growled and clenched a glowing fist. “I am so going to kick Drakken’s ass.”
“Later,” Kim said. She looked at Ron and smiled. “We can figure all of this out later. Right now I just want to go home and catch up with the rents and everyone. Um, what happened to Rufus?”
“He got old,” Ron said sadly. “And by the time he died I’d already started taking the whole Monkey Master thing seriously so, here I am. This is Nippy.” The monkey screeched and nodded.
“I can see we have a lot to catch up on. Everything seems to have changed.”
“You got it KP,” Ron said and turned to head for the cockpit. He made a misstep and fell onto his face.
“Okay, so maybe not everything.”

The end

Author’s note
So, who here would want to be stuck on an island with either one of them? In any case tell me what you thought at clayton_n@hotmail.com
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