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I don't own these characters or profit from them. Part 1 was written in .txt with word wrap.
Surprise By, Clayton Overstreet
Kim dived to the side as one of Shego's blasts came within inches of her. In fact it burnt the end off of her hair. "Oh that is so unfair!" "Deal with it princess!" Shego yelled and swept Kim's feet out from under her. Rolling to the side Kim looked up and said, "You're not getting away with those plans Shego." "Kimmy, it's the blueprint to a cookie making machine. Drakan just wants it so he can make Chocolate Smelters or whatever they're called." "Really? That's his big plan?" She leapt up, her fist grazing Shego's chin as she tried to dodge. "I have to say, he's done better." Shego stumbled back and glared at her. "Just let me take the cookie maker plans and go." "Sorry Shego no can do. Pathetic or not, it's stealing and I've got to stop you." She took a stance and winked. "You wouldn't want it any other way." "True," Shego admitted. "Now Ron!" Kim called.
Suddenly Ron came up behind Shego and grabbed the plans out of her hand. "I've got it KP"
"Oh no you..." Shego started. She was interrupted when Rufus bit her on the ankle. "Ow! Get it off!" She kicked and Rufus went flying across the room. Kim jumped and caught him. "Fine, keep it. Drakan will just have to build his own." She flicked her wrist and some smoke pellets hit the ground around them. "Hold it right there!" Kim shouted and jumped into the cloud of smoke. She came out the other side empty handed and when the smoke cleared Shego was nowhere to be seen. "Darn, she got away again." "Hey KP, cheer up. We got the plans back and if we play our cards right we can probably get a bunch of free cookies." "It's just... I mean, yeah. You're right Ron." She smiled and handed Rufus over to him. "Come on, we'd better get back home."
Ron glanced at his watch for the thirteenth time and then looked at Rufus. "Where do you think she is?" The naked mole rat shrugged. "Well we can't go eat until she gets here. It's just not the same without"
"Sorry I'm late," Kim said from behind him. Ron turned and saw her peeling off one of Wade's jetpack backpacks. "I was on my way back from training in Tibet when I got a call about a whaling ship in the Mediterranean"
"It's no big KP. I just miss when we were dating. Back then you were always around." "Ron, we tried it after the prom, it didn't work out." Kim rolled her eyes and added, "Besides, that week there was nothing going on." "Yeah, I know. I heard later that everyone but Drakan was invited to the villain retreat." He turned and began walking into Buena Nacho. "No kidding. He was sulking so badly during his next plan Shego had to pull him out before the base blew. Usually he's the first one to the escape pods." Ron ordered the food while Kim found a seat. When he handed her some nachos he asked, "So when do I get to come see this new martial arts training temple of yours"
"I... I don't know Ron. To get there you have to be able to pass all these tests and make your way up the mountain just to get in. And it's supposed to all be totally top secret." "Oh, come on KP! You know I've got the mystic monkey mojo working for me. I've even been practicing, check it out." He began flailing his arms around and hooting. Kim sighed and held up a napkin just as Ron hit the edge of his plate and his naco splattered him in the face. She set it down and saw Rufus climb up and use a piece of shell to scrape up some cheese. "See?" "Ron, it took Monkey Fist about twenty years to get as good as he is." "That's why I need the training Kim. Come on, you know it'd help out if I could do some serious moves." "Forget it Ron. You'll have to find your own ancient temple to train with." She scooped up a chip and took a bite. "I know we're best friends, but we can't do everything together"
Ron sat down and frowned at his empty plate. "We used to." "Oh come on. You know we each have our own things. Like when you hang with Felix or go to watch wrestling." "Yeah, but I always tell you what I'm up to"
"Ron, there are just some things a girl has to do on her own okay?" She reached into her pocket and pulled out some money. "Here, go get another naco." Ron took it and went to the counter. The cashier was already waiting for him and they exchanged money instantly. Turning around Ron saw Kim quickly stuff her communicator into her pocket. Back at the table he asked her, "Was that Wade?" "No, it was just a call I had to take. Uh, do you mind if I cut out real quick? You can have the rest of my nachos." She stood up and swung her pack over her shoulder. "KP, wait. Where are you going? And who else but Wade can call you on your communicator?" "Love to chat Ron, but I've got to fly." With that she pressed a button on her shoulder. A helmet popped out along with wings from the backpack. In a flash she was airborne and shortly thereafter a rapidly vanishing dot on the horizon.
Coughing Ron stared after her and said, "Rufus, Kim is my best friend and it would be wrong for us to invade her privacy." The mole rat nodded. "On the other hand we do have the day to kill and I'd really want to know what she's up to." Rufus looked up and then gave him thumbs up. Ron turned on his own communicator and Wade appeared on screen. "Hey Ron, what's up"
"Wade, do you know where Kim is"
"She's not with you?" He asked. Ron shook his head. "Nope. She got a call on her communicator and just took off." "A call on her communicator? She gave someone else How could she?" He and Ron shared a quick look. "New boyfriend?" "That's my guess." Ron smiled innocently, "Of course you wouldn't want to help me track her down and see what she's up to." Wade grinned and said, "You're right." Tapping something on his computer he added, "And I certainly wouldn't tell you that she's on her way to Venice Italy"
Ron smiled and said, "And you certainly couldn't arrange for a ride..."
A gondolier set down Ron on the street. The man said something in Italian and Ron just smiled and told him to have a nice night. The man shrugged and pushed away from the dock. Picking up his communicator Rom began to follow the tracking signal. Ten minutes later he was outside a bistro. Peeking around the corner he saw Kim sitting at a table in a full dress and eating some lasagna. Next to her was a half-eaten plate of food and a pulled back chair. Kim's new guy must have gone to the bathroom. Rufus stuck his head out of Ron's pocket and squeaked excitedly at the sight of the food and Ron had to grab him to stop him from running out to take it. "Come on Rufus, don't do that. We're just here to get a look at Kim's new guy." Suddenly Rufus stopped struggling and let out a startled squeak before turning and diving into Ron's pocket again. Confused Ron looked up and his jaw neatly hit the floor. Coming back to the table was Shego, dressed in a tight black dress with a green ribbon sewn through it. Even more surprising, when Kim saw her she just smiled and waited while the villainous mercenary sat down next to her. "Okay... obviously they're meeting here because something is making them team up again. Like when that guy was stealing all the superpowers from Shego's family." It made sense. And it wasn't exactly the first time. Sneaking around behind them Ron moved as quietly as possible, keeping one hand on his pants so he didn't trip this time. When he got close enough he started to be able to hear what they were saying. "I can't believe you're making me pay for this," Kim said around a bite of food. "Don't talk with your mouth full," Shego said. "And anyway you know the rules. If I get caught I buy dinner and if I get away you have to"
Kim swallowed and said, "Well yeah, but that's for real villainy. Cookie makers hardly rate dinner in Italy." "Tough cookies princess. Besides, last time you made me pay for roasted boa constrictor in South America. Talk about all time yuck!" "Well it hardly seems fair. I mean, you make me do this and I still have to pay you to sabotage Drakan's serious projects." Ron blinked and stared in shock. Kim was paying Shego to turn on Drakan?
"Hey, I'm a mercenary remember? Anyway, that's only if it looks like he's actually going to win," Shego said. "Usually I give trying to beat you my best shot." "And I still win," Kim pointed out. Shego frowned. "Just for that, I'm ordering the most expensive desert they have." Ron sat down and leaned against the planter. So that was it. Kim was paying Shego as a precaution incase Drakan won. It made sense. After all, Drakan was always escaping from prison. Once he'd done it with a tuning fork and a napkin. And since he never actually killed anyone it wasn't like he could be executed. "Oh yeah? Well maybe I won't pay for it!" Kim snapped. Shego stood up and leaned across the table. "Then maybe I'll just have to make you!" Kim stood up and leaned in Shego's face. "And how are you going to do that?" Shego's hands began to glow. "How do you think, Princess?" Ron stood up and was just about to jump in when something happened that stopped him cold. Shego darted forward and suddenly planted a kiss on Kim's lips. Instead of pulling back Kim reached up and put her hands on Shego's arms, pulling her closer and deepening it. Ron stared for a moment and then fainted. He sat up quickly and his eyes widened in sock. The waiter asked something and he said, "I'm fine! Really!" He stood up and dashed into an alleyway. Leaning against the wall he tried t catch his breathe and organize his thoughts.
Something beeped at his waist and Ron automatically picked it up. Wade appeared on the screen and asked, "So Ron, what is going on? Did you see Kim's new boyfriend?" "Wade, it was..." he started. Butt then he stopped. "It was nothing. She was just eating dinner"
"Really? Well, I guess that was a waste of time. I'll talk to you later." The screen went blank and Ron looked around the corner. There wasn't a sign of Kim or Shego.
Rufus stuck his head out of Ron's pocket and then reached out and patted his hand with a paw. Ron looked down and tried to speak, but nothing came out. Still in shock he headed back to the dock to wait for whatever ride Wade arranged.
A week later Ron sat at Buena Nacho with Rufus and absently played with a napkin. At first he'd tried to write the whole thing off. He had probably tripped and hit his head when he tried to sneak up on Kim and what he'd seen was just another example of teenage hormones and a belly full of nacos. Then he had followed Kim again and she'd met up with Shego. And again. They went dancing in Paris, to a carnival in Monte Carlo, and breakfast in New York. And they were obviously dates. Nobody could have mistaken them for anything else.
But at the same time there was a call from Wade about one of Drakan's schemes and Kim had immediately flown out to stop them. She and Shego had fought, not pulling any punches. They'd won and the police had hauled off the two villains. "I just don't get it Rufus"
"Get what Ron?" He stared at the hairless rodent for a moment, and then realized the voice had come from behind him. Turning he saw Kim standing there. "Uh, hi KP." "Ron, are you alright?" She asked and sat down across from him. "You've been really out of it lately. More than usual"
"Uh... what makes you say that?" He said, stalling. She shrugged. "Come on Ron, we've been best friends since we were kids. Come on, what's wrong"
Ron thought about it, and then decided he just wasn't smart enough to keep this a secret. "Well Kim... suppose you were curious about something I was doing and decided to follow me to find out what it was?" "Ron, I would never..." She stopped. "Oh no. You didn't." Ron held up his hands. "Of course I didn't follow you and Shego." He stopped and quickly stood up. "Look at the time. Well, I have to"
"Sit!" Kim snapped. Ron sat down and looked up at her. "You followed me"
"Well, maybe once. Or twice." She glared at him. "Okay three times. But that's all, I swear!" Kim looked away. "Ron I... I don't know what to say." "Hey KP, don't worry about it." He paused and then he said, "But... I'd really like to know what the deal is." "I'm dating Shego," she said flatly. "Yeah, but how? I mean, the whole lesbian thing aside, she's your big archenemy. And you're still kicking her booty every chance you get." Kim sighed and leaned back in her seat. "It just happened okay. I'll tell you how it happened, but you aren't going to like it." Ron waited for her to continue. "Okay, it stared when I went to that temple to start training..."
Kim stood at the base of the mountain, staring up at the top where the silhouette of a building could just barely be seen at the top. With a sigh she checked in with Wade. "Are you sure I have to climb all the way up there?" "Sorry Kim, but those are the rules. The first time you enter the temple you have to climb up the mountain. You're just lucky the rules were written before they had planes and jetpacks. People used to have to just live up there or climb it every day"
"Thanks anyway Wade. I'll talk to you later." With that she turned back to the mountain and groaned. "Well, I'd better get started"
Two hours later she was almost a quarter of the way up the mountain. She'd taken a twisting path up nearly vertical rock and over sharp rocks. Suddenly she felt her hand slip as some of the rock gave way under her hand. With a gasp she automatically reached for her lipstick-lasso and flicked her wrist in time to hook a large boulder. Pushing back from the cliff with her feet she swung around and up the rock face until she landed on a small overhang. Taking a slow breath she retracted the lasso and leaned back. The rock face behind her felt oddly soft and warm, almost like leather. Looking over her shoulder she saw that there was another person pressed against her back, currently hauling in a grappling hook. But she couldn't see their face because her hair and theirs was in the way. "Uh, hello. You're here to learn martial arts from the temple too?" "Yeah. I had to take the weekend off work for this..." Suddenly the voice stopped and Kim felt her eyes widen in shock. "Kimmy"
"Shego?" Simultaneously they leapt apart and turned, each landing at the edge of the overhang and facing the other in a martial arts stance. Kim noticed something odd. "Your hands aren't glowing"
Shego shrugged and tensed for a leap. "Hey, this is a mystical temple. Even superman has problems with magic." Kim ducked just as Shego jumped and felt the air as the green-skinned mercenary flew overhead and then dived forward to the other side as Shego rebounded and punched the place where Kim had been a moment before. When Shego looked up she got a boot to the chest that flipped her backwards over the cliff.
Waiting for an attack, Kim was surprised when several seconds went by and there was no sign of Shego. Cautiously she moved to the edge of the cliff and looked down. Shego was hanging by her fingertips from a crack in the rock face. "In retrospect, fighting on a cliff face probably isn't the safest thing in the world," Kim said. "Probably why they built the temple at the top," Shego agreed. "And since when do you use words like 'retrospect"
"Hey, my mom's a brain surgeon and my dad's a rocket scientist." Kim waited a few more seconds before saying. "I don't suppose you'd like me to help you up?" "If you can avoid being too smug about it," Shego said. "Otherwise just let me drop." Kim reached down and took Shego's hand, pulling her back up. "Smug? Me?" She grinned as Shego glared up at her. "Anyway, I'm not actually here on anything illegal so how about you leave me alone and I leave you alone and we just see who gets to the top." "I don't know Shego. The way I heard it from Motor Ed, you take it pretty easy at Drakan's. Are you sure you're up for it?" Shego smirked and looked up at the mountain. "I still work harder than you do Princess." "Ha! You can't even pick out a decent club banana jacket without my help." Kim suddenly made a run across the ledge and hopped up to snag a handhold. "Maybe you're just a little too old for this." Growling, Shego followed at a faster pace. "I'll show you 'old' little girl"
Racing up the mountain now, neither of them feeling it as they bounced from place to place. At least, at first. But as time moved on and they made it into the higher atmosphere, both of them began to slow down, until finally they were almost to the top. Landing together at the base of a huge staircase leading up to the now clearly visible temple, they both flopped down and reached for their canteens. "Well, let's take a break before we take this on," Kim said and took a swig of water. Shego nodded. "Good idea." She tried to drink out of her canteen, but it was empty. With a sigh she tossed it aside and looked up again. "Who designed these places? I mean, you and I have been to dozens of these things and they all have these staircases"
Kim shrugged and said, "It's this ancient family of architects. I had to get their magical digging equipment back from Monkey Fist once." She passed over her canteen. "Here, take this." Shego took it and then tried to hand it back. "No way. I had my own water." "Don't be stubborn," Kim said. "I just don't want you to claim you lost because you didn't have enough water." "Yeah, and if I still lose you can say that I had no excuse." Shego took the rest of the water in one gulp. "Fine, but I don't want you saying I won because you helped me." They stood up and stared up the stairs. Kim glanced a Shego. Shego nodded at Kim. They both tensed for a run. And then at the exact same moment... they both collapsed face first onto the steps.
At sunset the master of the temple, a standard wizened old man, sat cross-legged on his cushion in the main hallway next to a boiling pot of soup. Suddenly his eyes snapped open and a second later the temple doors opened. Kim and Shego stumbled in, leaning on each other for support. The master smiled at them and motioned to two other cushions in front of him. "Welcome to the temple of Shiri-ho-tom"
Kim's eyes narrowed as she worked it out. "Doesn't that mean 'inner peace through violence'?" The little man smiled and nodded, holding up two bowls of hot soup. "Yes, it does. Are you hungry"
Both girls stumbled forward and collapsed onto the pillows, reaching greedily for the bowls. "Thanks." "Do not mention it. When you are rested we will begin training tomorrow. I must say you girls have the fastest time of ever getting up this mountain. Most people pace themselves." Swallowing some soup, Shego said, "Well, most people who come up here probably don't have a job to get back to on Monday"
"And I have school," Kim added. "Plus I have to stop super villains from taking over the world." The master raised an eyebrow. "Is that so? Then perhaps you do not have time for my training." "Hey, it's no big," Kim said. "Besides, I didn't climb all the way up this hunk of rock for nothing," Shego added. He smiled at them. "Very well, we will work out something. Perhaps if the two of you train together you will be able to learn faster"
"Together? Us?" Both girls looked at each other. He looked at them puzzled. "Are you two not friends?" "More like mortal enemies," Kim said. Shego nodded. "Yeah, I'm a hired mercenary for her big arch-foe and she keeps thwarting our plans." The master smiled. "Ah, even better. Enemies often push each other far better than friends could"
"And you don't have a problem teaching someone evil how to fight?" Kim asked. The man smiled and shook his head. "None at all. Once you achieve true oneness with the universe you learn that extremes are useless and the middle ground is always best." "Doesn't that give you two enemies?" Shego asked. He laughed and said, "Why? Are you afraid?" "No! Bri8ng them all on"
Kim sipped her soup and thought about what he said. "I don't know. I'm not really the evil type." "It is all relative. What if you were to defeat a villain who, once he took over the world would actually make it a better place"
"What, like Drakan? He's a certified psycho!" "She has a point," Shego admitted. He nodded. "I believe you. But have you ever fought beside a supposed hero who turned out to be evil"
"A couple of times," Kim admitted. "But to them, you are the bad guy and they are the heroes." Shego set her empty bowl down. "Actually, I know what I'm doing is wrong. I just don't care as long as I get paid." "Yet you think it would be a bad idea if you and your employer took over the world?" "Probably," she said. "But I don't care as along as I get paid"
"Then there is an obvious answer." He turned to Kim. "Could you not pay her to be on your side"
"Are you kidding? I can't afford that!" Kim said. "Drakan robs whole banks just to pay her off." He looked back at Shego who smirked. "And you enjoy your job as well." "I've done the hero thing. It didn't fit"
"Well, as a villain, would it go against your morals to betray this Drakan person only in the event that he might actually succeed in exchange for a small amount of money and a martial arts training partner?" Blinking in surprise Shego looked at Kim and then at the ancient master. Slowly a grin spread across her face. "I could work with that. If Kimmy can pony up the dough"
"I don't know..." "Oh come on, your parents make millions of dollars a day. Can't they pony up... let's say a thousand a month for anti-world domination insurance?" "Maybe..." Kim said uncertainly. Actually her parents would probably go for it easily. "I'm just surprised you would do it for so little." "Good practice partners are pretty expensive too," Shego said evasively. "And you'll be able to learn my moves," Kim said catching on.
"As you will learn hers," the master said. "So, do you have a deal?" "Deal," they both said and shook hands.
Shego grinned and clenched her hand on Kim's hard. "But don't think that I'll go easy on you in our fights." Kim squeezed back and said, "Same here." "Very good," the master said. "Now we shall retire for the night and tomorrow training will begin." He paused. "Girls. Please let go of each other's hand. Girls. Let go! I said let go!"
The next day Kim and Shego squared off, each dressed in a standard martial arts robes, one pink and the other green. They watched carefully as the master demonstrated several basic moved which immediately pulverized a large boulder. They were both impressed. "It takes many years of practice to do that. But I suspect that the moves themselves will not take you more than a year to learn. Now, I want the two of you to face off and show me what you know already." Ten minutes later he had to physically step between them to stop them from fighting. "Allow me to reevaluate you. It can take you either six months or six years to learn." "What?" Shego said. "Six years? It took me less than a month to get my black belt in Karate!" "Then the two of you will have to put aside your differences. As you fought you kept slipping back to your old styles and lost focus on what I showed you." "Sorry," Kim said. "Force of habit." "What she said," Shego put in. The master shook his head. "Each of you will simply have to be taught separately. It will severely slow down your training, but I see no other option. As I said, it could take you years." The rest of the day was spent with each of them working with practice dummies under the master's strict guidance. Over and over they repeated the same moves in different ways, trying to act as if they were facing real opponents. But as it went on they were increasingly aware that it was useless. Without a live opponent they couldn't work on any if the instinctive moves that were required for real life situations. At sunset the master went into the temple and the two of them prepared to leave. They had been told to return in three days and to practice what they had learned. Before taking off Kim looked over at Shego and said, "I don't know how to put this... but he's right again. We really need to learn to work together on this." "How do we do that?" Shego asked. "I don't know, but I'm not doing this for the next six years"
"Fine, we'll discuss it. That email on your website still good?" Kim nodded and Shego activated her pack. "Then I'll write after we check our schedules and we'll find a good time to talk." With that she jumped backwards off the mountain and zoomed off into the air.
Two days later Kim walked into the world's largest mall in Canada. She was dressed in a large trench coat and sunglasses, her hat pulled down low over her head. "Smooth outfit Kimmy," Shego's voice said behind her. "Are you trying to get arrested for shoplifting?" Kim turned and looked. Shego was dressed in a green t-shirt and black jeans. "Lose the coat and glasses"
Blushing Kim peeled it off and stood in her usual blue jeans and green tank top. "Sorry, but I've never met with a villain in public before." "No problem. I told Drakan it was that time of the month. He and his people won't be anywhere near me. I do this three or four times a month." "And he falls for that?" Kim said. "Maybe I don't need to pay you after all." "You got the money"
"Right here," Kim said and reached into her purse. Suddenly her face scrunched up and she pulled her hand out covered in green goop. "Those tweebs!" "Little brothers?" Shego asked.
Kim rolled her eyes. "Twins." "I remember." She pulled a handkerchief out of her pocket and handed it over. "I have twin brothers too. And two older brothers"
Kim wiped her hand clean and said, "Thanks." She dumped the can of goop out of her purse into a trashcan and pulled out an envelope. "One thousand dollars"
Shego pocketed it without bothering to count it. "Cool. But if we don't work out what we're doing at the temple the price goes up. Remember, you're getting a discount only if I get a training partner." "Well you started it with that jab at my stomach"
"I was trying to win. And what was with that kick at my waist?" "Sorry, I keep fighting little brothers and you have to knock them over before they listen." "I know how that works. And my brothers has super powers." "Ha! Try putting up with two geniuses. They even have their own language. Plus they build missiles." Shego winced. "Exactly. Last week they totally ruined my new Club Banana clothes and used my bra for a parachute for one of their robots." Walking from store to store the two girls continued discussing various subjects from annoying brothers to boys they did like, or geeks that tried to ask them out. "What, Junior tried to ask you out too"
"I know he's rich, but I've heard him sing," Shego said. "No amount of money is worth that."
Ron nodded, "Okay, I see how you guys could become friends. And I get why you didn't tell me. We've established that I can't keep secrets that well. But how did you end up dating her?" Kim bit her lip. "That happened almost a month later. You see Shego and I had decided to bet each other meals on who whether she got away or not."
Kim and Shego finished their latest training regimen and went to their packs to get their clothes, toweling off the sweat as they went. "So where have you and Drakan been? I haven't heard from you guys in weeks." Shego sighed and rolled her eyes. "It's the annual villain mixer. Everyone gets together and brags about the genius plans they came up with that year." "Oh, I know about that. The good guys do the same thing, but we all tell about the evil plans we've thwarted." "Don't rub it in," Shego growled. Kim laughed. "Oh come on. You wanted DN Amy to turn everyone in the world into koalas?" "Okay, first off, no. And secondly... koalas? Cats I could understand, but who wants to have the looks and reflexes of what amounts to a lazier version of the opossum"
"Psychotic megalomaniacs. Besides you work for a guy who has twice tried to use a weapon that could suck the whole world into an endless void." "Yeah, but it's not like it was my idea. I just work for the nutcase. Your scientist spends all his time in his room designing weapons shaped like girl's accessories." "Point," Kim said. "So if you aren't interested in bragging then why do you go?" "Drakan pays me double so he doesn't end up standing alone in a corner when everyone is listening to Dementor. I mean sometimes they'll pay a decent fast song that I and the henchmen can dance to, but mostly it's all old fart and child geniuses so it's non-stop slow songs." "So? Aren't any of them henchmen good looking under those face concealing masks and one-size fits all uniforms"
She shrugged. "How could I tell? Anyway, it's not like anyone remembers how to dance to that stuff." "You don't know how to dance?" "I do! Just not that classical ballroom garbage." Shego turned away and said, "Besides, it's not like you know how to dance to it." "Yes I do. Even Ron can do it and I'm on the dance committee." Shego sighed and held up her hand. "You're on every committee. Dance," she began counting off on her fingers. "Parade, pep squad, cheerleading... you're probably in the chess club too." "They won't let me quit until someone else wins." "Role playing Club"
"Twelfth level mage. I used to have braces and freckles and my cousin invited me." She caught Shego's look and shrugged. "Read my card. I make them myself." She handed over one of her business cards.
Shego took it. "Kim Possible: She can do anything." Suddenly Shego ran her finger over the surface. "Is this thing embossed? Seven colors..." "And in brail," Kim said. Shego groaned and threw it over her shoulder. "Fine, you win. Do you think you can show me some moves on the understanding that if anybody I know ever finds out about this I'll rip out your lungs?" "Sure," Kim said. "No big. It's not that different from martial arts really. You take your stance, you follow your partner's moves, and you just try to keep with the beat." She started to reach out, but pulled back. "Are you sure..." "Don't be such a baby," Shego snapped. "Just get it over with. I am not spending another dance sitting next to the Zitenator." "Zitenator?" Kim asked. "He's a standard computer geek. His dad's a South American Dictator. I think last year he helped design a new type of Spam. He's not exactly in the big leagues." She tossed her towel aside and stood there. "Well"
Kim did the same and moved forward. "Okay, I'll lead. Your partner puts one hand on your hip and you put yours on their shoulders. Or you can each put one hand in the other like this." Kim showed her what she was talking about.
"Got it," Shego said.
"You're working with super villains so if I were you I'd keep an eye on their hands on your waist"
Shego grinned and pressed her thumbs strategically into Kim's shoulders. Kim's hands instantly opened and she winced in pain. "Not a problem." "Ow! Hey, do you want to learn this or not?" "Sorry," Shego said and released the pressure points. Kim shook her arms a moment and then they took up their positions again. "Okay, there are all kinds of dances, but you can get those off of the Internet. The trick with slow dances is that you aren't trying to bounce again. You kind of glide across the floor. Just move where I move and it'll be easy." Kim began humming a simple waltz and started swaying from side to side. Feeling incredibly embarrassed Shego moved with her. After a moment she began to get the hang of it and Kim took the speed up. Soon they were moving in concentric circles. With a twist Kim moved Shego to the side making her spin around and managed to catch her hand to stop her before pulling her back again. Both of them laughed as Kim dipped Shego back, almost touching her to the ground. "Okay Kimmy, you can let me up now," Shego said. Kim realized what she was doing and immediately brought Shego back up to a standing position. "Sorry, guess I got carried away"
"Forget about it. It was kind of fun, in an old fogy kind of way." Shego reached for her things and added, "You were right, it wasn't much different from martial arts." "Well, have fun. By the way, where do you guys hold it?" "In an old prison on..." She stopped. "Hey, none of that." Kim laughed and said, "You can't blame a girl for trying."
When they met up for lunch a few days later at a café in Istanbul (not Constantinople) Kim asked, "So how was the party"
Shego chuckled under her breath. "It turns out that the reason they played the slow songs is because only the husband/wife teams and a few of the richer criminal masterminds like the Seniors can dance. When they started playing songs I couldn't even find a dance partner except Junior, who sucks, and his dad who smells like expensive denture adhesive. Half an hour of that and I told Drakan he was on his own." She looked up at the ceiling and said, "The worst part was I spent forever memorizing those dances and I didn't even get the chance to use any of it. Talk about a waste of time"
"Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get the chance..." Kim studied Shego's face. "You're really disappointed." "I hate to admit it, but it was kind of fun," Shego said. Kim stood up and grabbed Shego's hand. "Come on." "Hey, wait. What are you doing?" "Just come on." Kim ran through the streets, ducking down alleys and dodging pedestrians. When she finally stopped she motioned towards a large black door. Shego looked at her suspiciously. "Oh, open it already." Cracking the door Shego was hit by the sound of a violin and a piano. "What is this"
"It's a dance club. Come on, I know the owner. I can get us a great table." Stepping inside Kim led the way into a darkened hallway. It came out into a larger room lit by candles and full of people in dresses and tuxedos at small tables with glasses of wine and red tablecloths.
A large man in sunglasses stepped into their path and said something in the local language. Kim said, "Sorry, I don't understand." "Dress clothes only." "Well guess that's that..." Shego began. "Not the drama," Kim said. "Tell Enrique Kim Possible is here." The bouncer looked doubtful, but called it in on a small cell phone. Moments later a small man in a purple suit appeared. "Miss Possible, it's so good to see you! Jean Claude, please step aside," he said excitedly.
"Sorry we're not dressed up, but I was in the area and thought I'd show... my friend here around." "But of course! Any friend of Kim Possible is a friend of mine. After all, you saved me from that stampede of camels." "It was no big. They were just thirsty and it was only a thirty story bungee jump from one of Wade's extending berets." She glanced at Shego who was staring in shock, her mouth open. Kim reached over and closed it. Then they followed as Enrique took them to a table up front. "Anything you need is on the house." With that he left them. Shego looked around, obviously impressed. "Usually places like this make Drakan pay in advance." "That's what happens when you try to kill the waiter for messing up your order." "So what are we doing here miss Perfect? Were you just trying to show off?" "You wanted to dance, so we're going to dance." "Here? Now?" Shego said. Kim nodded. "The next set is just about to start. Or is the big bad super villain scared to dance in front of all of these people?" Shego's eyes narrowed. "Bring it on Princess." "You'll drop way before I do." "Ha! You probably have to get back home in an hour." "It's Easter vacation. I've got all week. Besides, we're like nine hours ahead of America." When the lights dimmed and everyone began moving to the dance floor Kim grabbed Shego's arm. "Wait, I almost forgot. Wade got me these." She held up two bracelets.
"Jewelry?" "They're holographic generators." Kim slipped one on her wrist and then put one on Shego. With a press of a button they were suddenly dressed in dark blue ball gowns. "Not bad Kimmy, but blue really isn't my color." "Just push the button here and it'll change." Shego did as instructed and the color changed to green. "Hm, this isn't right. Hold on." Kim pushed a button on hers and suddenly she was in a formal tuxedo. "There, if we're going to dance we'd better look the part." "You always were a bit of a tomboy." "Shut up and dance." Kim was surprised when it turned out that Shego had gotten as good as she'd claimed. The musicians at the club changed styles and dances constantly and Shego was picking up on all of them without the slightest hesitation. Not to be outdone Kim kept right on dancing too, even as the music changed from slow to swing and then back to slow again. "I haven't had this much fun since that temple in the Amazon with all the traps." "I haven't done anything like this since Drakan tried to use me to test his laser defense grid," Shego agreed. "I could do this all night." "I'm afraid that won't be possible." Both of them turned and saw Enrique standing there. "Sorry girls, but it's time to close and the musicians need to call it a night." Kim looked up at the stage and saw the panting musicians glaring at them. A quick glance around the room proved that they were the only one's there. "Oops, sorry." "It is not a problem. Perhaps you two could come back again in a few days. We are having a dance contest"
Kim looked at Shego who nodded. "Sure, we'll be there." Bidding the club owner goodbye they stepped out into the street. "Not too shabby hero"
"Hey, don't give me the credit. You were great. Where did you pick up that back step and turn"
"Online, like you said." She flipped her hair back and said, "I may have dropped out of school when I got my powers, but that doesn't mean I don't know how to study. And I wasn't even thinking about it really"
"I know. After a while I forgot we were trying to outdo each other. I just wanted to keep dancing." "Too bad we didn't have any cute guys to do it with." She snorted. "As if any of them could have kept up with us"
"Tell me about it. Ron's the only one who ever comes close and he and I didn't exactly do great as a couple." "Dating your best friend never works out," Shego said. "Well who am I supposed to date? I went out with the most popular guys in school and even lost my virginity to Josh Mankey."
Ron grabbed his chest. "Now that hurt. You and I never got that far and you didn't even tell me about that"
"It wasn't that great," Kim said. "I was so disappointed that I totally dropped him the next day." "So that's why you got over him so quickly." "Do you want to hear this or not"
"Sorry," he said. "Do continue"
"As I was saying, we'd just finished dancing when..."
"So who else am I supposed to date? The only person I know who can keep up with me is you." A loud silence hung in the air at that. Kim and Shego looked at each other, both still in their holographic clothes. It occurred to Kim that Shego really pulled off the gown rather well. Shego thought the same thing about Kim and her tux. "Well would you look at the time?" Shego suddenly said. "I've got to go home and feed the piranhas." She reached up and pulled off the bracelet, the dress dissolving back into her other clothes. "Thanks for the loan." Kim turned hers off and reached for the bracelet, but when her fingers brushed against Shego's palm she pulled her hand back. "You keep it. Wade's probably got a new version in the works already." "Are you sure?" Shego asked.
Kim stepped back. "Yeah, it's no big. I'll... I'll see you at practice." "See you latter Kimmy." They both turned away and dashed off.
Shego sat in Drakan's lair and idly played with the bracelet hanging from her wrist. In the background Drakan was going on about his latest invention.
"...And we'll use the packing peanuts in all sorts of packages so that when they expand they will clog the world's shipping companies... Shego? Are you listening to me"
"What? Oh yeah, packing peanuts. Right," she said absently. "Where did you get that hideous bracelet? It clashes with your outfit." 'The Internet," Shego said. "Look doc, I had it put into my contract the last time you fired me that I didn't actually have to listen to your rants as long as I'm in the room. So just get back to it so I can do my job and get it over with"
"You could at least pretend to take an interest," he grumbled. "I do pay your check you know." Shego looked up at him and her hands started glowing. "Okay then... where was I"
"Packing peanuts"
"Right. We'll simply sell them legitimately. And this time not even Kim Possible will be able to foil us." He stopped and noticed her look at him at the mention of Kim's name. "Ah, I knew I'd get your attention!"
When Kim arrived at the temple out of breath Shego raised an eyebrow at her. "Sorry, Duff Killigan used one of those tennis serving machines on his exploding golf balls. I almost had it when Ron tripped and dropped his wallet into the gears." "Honestly, doesn't that man know any other sports?" Shego asked and waved her hand absently. When she realized Kim wasn't talking she asked, "What?" "I... I just noticed you were still wearing that bracelet." Nonchalantly Shego glanced at her wrist. "Yes, I suppose I am. I don't know, I thought it looked good and it is useful. I was able to slip in and out of a police station as a cop and then instantly switch into a bus driver." "Shego..." "Oh don't go on about it. I just needed a few files. I didn't even have to hurt anybody and I doubt they even noticed." "Anyway... yeah, it looks good on you." Both of them were completely silent from that moment on. As the master sat back and gave his orders they just did what he said without comment. Finally he stood up and walked towards them. "You have learned all I have to teach you. Now you must merely practice what you have learned"
"No problem, I'll do it between my Judo and Tai chi," Kim said. Shego glanced at the master, "So we never have to come back here again?" "No, you are both free to go your separate ways." With that he left, reentering the temple. Kim and Shego stood there for a moment, not looking at each other's eyes. Finally Kim said, "That's a relief huh? It's so inconvenient heading out here all the time"
"You said it," Shego said. After a brief pause, "But since we're here now, why don't we go now until we get tired. I'm up for a few rounds." Kim cheered up and said, "Yeah, it'll be great practice. Remember we still have that contest tomorrow." "Right," Shego said and they got into their stances. They traded blows and dodges for nearly an hour before it happened. Kim rolled under one of Shego's punches and brought her hands up to block just as Shego brought her leg down like an ax towards Kim's head. Kim reflexively reached up and grabbed Shego's calf, intending to flip her over. Instead, time seemed to freeze. Neither of them moved an inch, Kim still on her knees, Shego's leg firmly in her hands. After a minute Kim slowly looked up at Shego's face. Shego looked back, steady as a rock, and made no move to pull away. Unsure what she was actually doing, Kim cautiously squeezed her hands, just a little. Shego licked her lip and stood there, still on one leg. Then she nodded once. Almost in a trance Kim began moving her fingers along Shego's leg. Shego closed her eyes and her breathing deepened. But when Kim finally let go of her leg she let out a disappointed moan. Then her eyes snapped open and she looked at Kim again. "Okay, that was a little weird," Kim said. "But... not bad." "I enjoyed it," Shego admitted. "And I have to admit, I've been thinking about it since... well I guess since the first time you and I danced, but not seriously until the other day." "Yeah," Kim said rubbing her arms she bit her lip, trying to think. "You know, our deal is still on. I agreed to be your training partner. We never actually put a time limit on it." "And we do see each other a lot at work," Shego said. "Plus you still owe me a dinner from that last escape." "That hardly counts! I caught up to you two minutes later." "I still got away Princess," Shego snapped. "And that was the deal." "Fine, just pick the place and I'll see you there." "And I'll see you at the dance contest." Swift as a snake Shego's head snapped forward and she planted a small kiss on Kim's lips. "Goodbye." And then she took off, not even bothering to change out of her training outfit. Standing stunned Kim could only stare after her as she disappeared into the sky. Slowly she brought her hand up to her mouth. Her lips still tingled from the brief contact. Then she laughed and grabbed her pack, also flying off.
"So... does this mean Shego isn't' allowed to try and kill us any more?" Ron asked. "I wouldn't bet on it Ron," Kim said. "You know how she gets when we fight." "Definitely a girl with anger issues. Still, this does explain why she kept going on about her handcuffs the last time she was arrested." Kim blushed and said, "You stay out of that"
"So it's true?" "Ron..." She looked him in the eyes. "You can't tell anybody about this"
"Hey, even if I did who would believe me?" He patted her hand. "Your secret is safe with me KP. Though if it ever comes out can I put it up on your website? We could call it your 'Kigo' page." He grinned at her. "Say it with me Kim. 'Kigo"
"You know if Shego ever found out you did that she would kill you." Ron gulped. "And remember, she would probably use something of Drakan's to do it." "Got you KP, lips are sealed." He sat there and fidgeted. Kim sighed. "Okay, question and answer time. Go ahead." "Okay, first off, what was the kiss like?" Kim grinned and sat back. It was going to be a long day. Still, she had to admit, it was nice to tell someone.
"Shego! Where is the latest surveillance photo of Kim Possible?" "I don't know! Leave me alone," she said irritably as she framed the stolen photograph. "Blast it all! Number 219, you're to blame for this?" "Me sir?" One of the henchmen said. "But I didn't..." There was a brief electrical sound. "Yeaaaa!"
The End
Author's note:
Well, my newest Kigo fic is up. I just had to do this. After all, who in their right mind bough that ending to "So the Drama"? Yuck. Anyway for all the Kigo fan's, here you go. Remember, my email is still Feel free to drop me a line.
I don’t own these characters or profit from them

Surprise 2
By, Clayton Overstreet

Kim Possible stared down at the envelopes in her hand and considered. This had been a common event for the last two years. Still, she had to think carefully before going through with it. They were her archenemies after all and then there were the more recent events that could cause some seriously awkward moments.
“Get yourself together Possible. Remember your motto, you can do anything.” She shoved them into the mailbox and turned away.
It was always hard inviting Drakken and Shego over for Christmas. But since the first time everyone in the family had insisted and it was true that he always put all of his villainous plans on hold for the holidays. Actually, when she thought about it, Drakken was not even considered to be that dangerous a criminal. His entire criminal record consisted of theft and assault charges because technically nothing else he did was actually illegal. Weather machines, doomsday devices, and the like weren’t actually covered by any laws in any countries and he never succeeded anyway. Kim paid Shego an extra thousand dollars a month and worked as her sparring partner to make sure of that.
Actually that was one of the things she was worried about. Her parents knew about the business part of her deal with Shego. They paid for it. But there were certain aspects she had been keeping from them for the past six months. Things even Wade didn’t know. Ro had found out by accident and that had been embarrassing enough.
He communicator beeped and she picked it up. “Hey Wade what’s the sitch?”
“DN Amy just stole a bunch of chemicals from a secret lab in Russia. I’ve done an analysis and…”
“And she’s going to use them to turn a bunch of people into mutants?”
“Well yeah.”
“You know, a lot of these villains have no imagination. They do the same thing over and over every time. At least Drakken comes up with different inventions.”
“Actually he usually just has Shego steal them. He only uses his own work maybe once out of every ten times. Speaking of which, are he and Shego coming to your place again this year?”
“Yeah, the family always insists. Especially the twins.”
“He does get them some of their favorite gifts. Remember last year’s particle accelerator that they used to create a perpetual motion device? That was pretty impressive.”
“Yeah, until it turned out that they used it to power a rocket that spread my underwear all over town. Honestly, they’re probably going to be the ones I end up saving the world from when they grow up.”
“If they are, I’m going to quit.”
“Thanks for the support,” Kim mumbled. “Anyway, when does my ride get here?”
“Any second now they’ll show up for you and swing by for Ron. I called in a favor from our friends at Area 51.”
“Are you sure you can’t swing by for Christmas?”
“Sorry Kim, but my parents have plans. I’ll try to make a call, but don’t count on it.”
Suddenly a flying saucer appeared in the sky above her and Kim found herself staring into a bright light. When her vision cleared she saw some gray aliens standing in front of her. “Hey guys, thanks for the ride.”
Their translators clicked for a moment before one said, “It is not problem Miss Possible. After you saved us from that plague.”
“No big, just keep taking those tablets and you’ll be fine.” She glanced anxiously at the metal table in the middle of the room. “You aren’t going to try to probe me are you?”
“We will not be doing that again.”
Kim’s eyes grew big and she asked, “What do you mean ‘again’?”

Back at Ron’s Kim and Ron collapsed onto the couch and stared up at the ceiling before saying anything. Then Ron said, “I tell you KP, I like Rufus and all, but I never want my head stuck on his shoulders again.” On Ron’s shoulder Rufus shivered and squeaked his own disgust.
“Yeah, what was kind of freaky: First she shrank people and animals to six inches high, then made them into Siamese twins. Remind me never to complain that my enemies aren’t creative ever again.”
“I’m just glad my parents were out of town incase we had to come home like that. You know, that cat she mixed you with had some moves.”
Kim scratched behind her ear and said, “Yeah, it also had fleas.”
“Once again, mad love for the hairless pet,” Ron said and gave Rufus a high five. “So who is making it to the party this year?”
“Well there’s you, my grandmother, Drakken, Shego, and the rest of my family.”
“I always love the Possible Christmas bash. Not that I don’t love Hanukkah but it is nice to do both, especially with you guys.”
“Hey Drakken’s Jewish too.”
“Yeah, and I have to say, he sings the Snowman Hank song with a lot of enthusiasm for a guy who spends most of the year trying to take over the world. I always wonder what he would do with the world if he ever actually took it over.”
“Shego slipped me some of his plans. Mostly there’s a theme song called ‘Drakken is great’ and the old ‘I pledge allegiance to Dr. Drakken…’ She thinks he is probably just goofing around until his mother dies so that if he ever wins he won’t have to explain how he took over the world.”
“Speaking of Shego, how is that going to go this year?”
“Good question. She’s been pressuring me to tell everyone. She says as long as we don’t tell Drakken about the deal I have set up with her than she can simply beat him up until he stops complaining.”
“That could work.”
“Sure, for her. What am I going to do? My brothers tease me for weeks if I get a zit. This…”
“Kim, what can I say? I’ll stand by you no matter what.”
“You freaked out too Ron,” she said.
Ron smiled nervously and said, “Okay, I’ll admit it. I may have taken it badly.”
“You passed out in the bushes outside of an Italian restaurant that was actually in Italy.”
“I was surprised. Besides, when we were dating I had no clue that you even might be…”
“Well neither did I! It just happened Ron. We had a lot in common and when we were training together we just got to know each other and it just happened.”
“You shouldn’t have danced with her. That is the big no-no.”
Kim groaned and covered her face. “I know, okay? I know. That’s how I ended up dating you, remember?”
“Yeah, but that lasted a week. It’s been six months with Shego and…”
“And it’s serious.”
“Besides, what if you two break up later and you decide you still like girls? It’s going to come up sometime.”
“Yeah, but couldn’t she have picked a better time? Like when I could do it one at a time maybe? Or like Drakken, couldn’t I have just waited until my parents were dead?”
Rufus squeaked something and Ron said, “He’s right KP. This is Shego we’re talking about here. She probably wants to see you squirm.”
“She’s seen me squirm,” Kim said. Both of them blushed. “Forget I said that.”
“No way.”

Christmas Eve came and found Kim and Ron sitting on the couch. Jim and Tim had control of the television and as Ron wasn’t allowed to plug in his “Snowman Hank” DVD they had it turned to the movie “It’s a giant fighting robot Christmas”. Santa and his elves had just completed their Reindeer-robot with the super destruction red nose laser cannon when they were attacked by Cold Miser and his giant freeze ray.
“Heat Miser couldn’t beat me and you don’t have the ice cubes take me!” Santa shouted.
“We’ll see about that fat man!”
Kim sighed and stared at the door, tapping her foot on the floor. When the bell finally rang she sprang up and ran to open the door. “I’ve got it.”
Grandma Possible stood on the steps. “Why hello Kimberly, how are you?”
“Grandma!” She gave her grandmother a hug just before the twins ran up to do the same.
“Hey grandma!”
“How was that typhoon? We saw on the news that you helped the survivors rebuild their homes.”
She smiled at them and said, “Nice try boys, but I deactivated your surveillance devices when I drove up.”
“Oh man,” they said and sulkily and went back to their show in time to see Santa crush an elf under his robot’s hoof.
“Kimberly will Shego be here again this year? Last time she promised to trade me my lemon square recipe for her brother’s ginger cookies.”
“I hear Mego keeps it in a specially made vault under the Go-Tower and that nobody outside the family has ever learned the secrets,” Ron said in a whisper.
Grandma smiled and said, “I know. I’ve tried to get it myself twice. I almost made it in last August. But after listening to him gloat about how great he was for the next three hours…” She shuddered.
Mr. And Mrs. Possible peeked out of the kitchen. “Mom!” With that Grandma walked over to them and the three adults disappeared into the kitchen. Kim sagged a bit and headed towards the couch when the doorbell rang again. Automatically she opened it and saw Shego and Drakken standing there, their hovercraft parked on the curb. Drakken was just setting the alarm when Kim opened the door. Both of them had an armload of presents.
“Well Possible are you going to invite us in or not?” Shego asked with a smirk. “That stupid hovercraft doesn’t have a heater and I’m freezing.”
“Shego I had enough room for a heater or a lightning bolt generator,” Drakken snapped. “You weren’t complaining in July when Miss Possible here cut through the power grid and I had to splice some wires from it to make our getaway.”
“In July it was ninety degrees!” Shego took a deep breath. “Anyway Princess, invite us in before I end up feeding Dr. D his presents.”
Kim smiled and stepped aside. “Sure, come on in.”
As they stepped across the threshold Grandma quickly dashed into the room and walked over to Shego. In a low voice reminiscent of Deep Throat she whispered. “Did you get the merchandise?”
Playing along Shego held up a plain brown envelope. “Right here. Do you have the payment?” Grandma held up an identical envelope. They switched and then Grandma possible quickly went back into the kitchen.
Drakken looked over Shego’s shoulder and asked, “Is that what I think it is?”
Shego peeked inside, blocking him from seeing. “This is it.” She glanced at Drakken. “And we’ll talk later about jut some of the things you’ll have to do just to eat them.”
Pouting Drakken walked over to the couch and sat down. He glanced at Ron. “Hello…” Ron pointed to the nametag he was wearing. “Mr. Stoppable.” He glanced at the television and minutes later he and the twins were taking notes on possible construction ideas.
Shego grinned smugly and said, “I told you. Find Drakken’s buttons and he’ll do anything.”
“I believed you the first time you told me,” Kim said.
“Then why do I get the feeling that you haven’t told your parents yet? I would have thought you would crack before today and tried to get it over with quickly.”
Kim glared at her. “You know, I don’t ever hear you mention your parents.”
“And you won’t hear it today,” Shego said primly. “If I were the type to be fair about this I wouldn’t be working for a megalomaniac mad scientist.”
“You are so going to pay for this the next time we fight.”
Shego reached out and ran a finger along Kim’s jaw. “Bring… it… on… princess…” She drew out the last word into a slow hiss that gave Kim goose bumps. “But you still have to tell them. Or are you not the girl who can do anything?”
“Fine, I will do it. But tomorrow, after the presents.”
“Deal. I’d hate to make Dr. D any bluer than he is.” She smiled and added, “So, I get to sleep in your room tonight?”
Biting her lip Kim was saved from answering by Grandma’s yell of, “So that’s it! That clever…”
“I guess she found out the secret ingredient,” Shego said.
“What is it?”
“Oh no you don’t Possible. I trade that information only for the most top secret files and devices.”
Kim shrugged. “I thought as much. I still remember when you and Junior went after that one cookie recipe.”
“You know that year I was actually invited to the Seniors’ Christmas party.” Kim raised her eyebrows. “It wasn’t that great. The presents were, I’ll admit, but the food was that prissy stuff they’re always serving and I had to put up with Junior hitting on me. It was pretty much the same as those villain mixers I told you about.”
“Why did you put up with it?”
“A diamond the size of my eye.”
Kim frowned. “Wait a minute, was that the same diamond Drakken used in that light refractor of his to make that weather machine invisible?”
“Yes, it was,” growled Shego. “And don’t think I didn’t make him pay for that.”
They continued talking for nearly an hour before they were called in for dinner. Jim and Tim waited a whole five minutes before starting a boys versus girls food fight. Mrs. Possible tried to stop it up until a piece of Mr. Possible’s potatoes hit her in the face. Then it was all out war until the women all managed to cover them in gravy.
“No fair!” Jim said.
“You’re all trained martial artists!” Tim added.
Kim shrugged. “So is Ron. Besides, you’re all geniuses.” A carrot bounced off her nose. “Hey!”
“I don’t remember agreeing to stop when we beat the boys.” Shego scooped up a spoonful of cranberries.
“I’m out!” Grandma and Kim’s mom said at the same time.
Kim smirked and took a forkful of potatoes. They both eyed each other closely as muscles tensed. Everyone else scooted back from the table. Muscles tensed they watched carefully for any sign of weakness. Then at the same time they let fly. The two hunks of food collided in the air and fell. It was then that both of them also let loose with their other hand where they had both concealed a scoop of stuffing. Each took it full in the face, catching it in their mouths. Everyone stared for a moment and then they all burst out laughing. Rufus hopped out of Ron’s pocket and began picking up scraps of food while the rest of them wiped off.
Kim reached over to Shego. “Hold still, you have some onions in your hair.” She plucked it out and then she and Shego cleaned off each other’s faces without saying a word. After all of the times they had ended up hurling food at each other on their dates it was practically second nature. The next big excitement came when Drakken sneezed and corn flew everywhere. Everyone else was grossed out except Jim and Tim who cheered him on.

That night Kim lay on the floor of her room staring at the ceiling. After dinner they had gone to the living room to sing carols and play some games before they finally let Drakken and Ron put their DVD on. Everyone else had decided to retire early, since every year they always insisted on watching it five times in a row. Kim had offered Shego her bed and unsurprisingly Shego had taken it without a single complaint. Or a thank you for that matter. Not that she had minded seeing Shego change out of her usual outfit and into nothing but a nightshirt had not been worth it but there was such a thing as common courtesy.
What the hell do I see in her? Kim thought.
She was not even sure how the whole thing had happened. Shego was her most dangerous enemy. They had been fighting for years! Then a few months training together at some mystery temple in the mountains and now they were a whole lot more than friends. And they were not even friendly really. They still spent their time respectively beating each other up. Kim still had a scar from Shego knocking her through a plate glass window and she had sent Shego to prison three times in the last four months.
Was it just a physical thing? Maybe she had always had feelings for girls and Shego was just available at the time. After all, showing her how to dance had put the two of them into close physical contact and that was when Kim started thinking about it. But she had not actually made a move until they had been sparring for the last time at the temple. They had been trading blows and the next thing Kim knew she had Shego’s calf in her hands. A quick squeeze, an embarrassed goodbye, and Shego had planted a kiss on her cheek before flying off and suddenly they were dating. Dance contests, meals out… real dates. Very romantic, eventually making out, kind of dates. Actually even their martial arts sessions generally ended that way. Instead of insults they hurled come-ons and innuendo. One thing led to another and eventually one of them ended up pinned under the other. It never affected their work of course. They had made sure of that with bets on whether or not Shego could escape, the loser paying for their next date.
Okay, so maybe it was more than just physical. And it sure as heck wasn’t entirely Kim’s idea. Shego was right in there with her the whole way. In fact, when she thought about it, Shego might have been in there for longer. Like when Kim had told Shego that green was the new black and the next time they had met Shego’s new black jacket had been replaced with a green one. Then there were the pet names Shego had been using for a few years: Princess, Kimmy, and Miss Perfect… the list went on and on. And if you looked at them any other way it made no sense. Shego had repeatedly made it clear in several ways that she was not actually jealous of Kim and most of the names were the sort of thing poor people said to people who were rich and spoiled. Shego lived in much nicer places than Kim did and actually spent long years as a superhero in the Go-Tower.
Without warning green light flashed on and Kim saw Shego leaning over the edge of the bed, hand glowing. “I can hear you moving around and I know you well enough to guess what you’re thinking about.”
Kim smiled nervously and said, “Well, I was thinking.”
“Worried about what you’re going to tell everyone tomorrow?”
“Uh, not exactly. I hadn’t gotten around to that yet. I was just wondering how this happened in the first place.” She then added, “I also couldn’t help but think that you picked up on those dance moves I showed you awfully fast. I mean, you’re good, but that was absolutely amazing.”
“What exactly are you insinuating?” Shego asked.
“Well, I was just wondering how long you had a thing for me. If maybe you had taken advantage of us being alone together to… maybe get to me?”
Shego rolled her eyes. “Ah, I see. You think I’m trying to seduce you over to the dark side. I’ve done such a wonderful job of that.”
“Not at all. I do not think you were trying to get me on your side. I just think you might have been trying to get me.”
Shego was quiet for a moment. Then she cautiously asked, “What would make you think that?”
Kim told her some of the things she had been thinking about and continued with, “And then I was thinking that we have known each other for a long time and that if you felt this way about me before…”
“Hey, I’ve dated a lot of guys over the years.”
“Me to, but what does that have to do with now?” Shego did not respond so she kept going. “And I was wondering what I would do if I had thought of it back then and I guess I would have just given up. But if I suddenly found myself alone with you on a mountain for a while I might try something. Like in that Adam Sandler movie where he convinces that girl that he can’t read and let’s her teach him.”
“And if I were desperate enough to try something so lame?” Shego sneered.
Kim looked away and said, “I don’t know. I might think it was kind of sweet. Of course I would never tell anyone but I would still think it was sweet.”
Shego growled low in her throat and picked up one of Kim’s pillows to scream into. When she was done she threw it into the headboard and hissed, “Yes, alright, I did it! But I didn’t think it would actually work! I mean, you were there and I thought, what the hell, I’ll see if I can get her to dance with me. Then you did and it was great and then we started hanging out together and you took me to that dance club…” The green light from her hand intensified. “At the most I thought you were being nice and that I might be able to slip and cop a feel before you told me to get lost.”
“But then I didn’t stop and instead I did a few things you wanted me to, right?”
“Something like that. I mean you’re the one who started massaging my leg. So you can’t go saying that it was all my doing. I’ve never even felt this way about girls before.”
“Me either… but why would you feel like this about me? I mean, come on, you’ve tried to kill me dozens of times.”
“Not really. Come on Kimmy, I can punch through solid steel and when I hit you the worst I’ve done is knock you out. I’ve had you unconscious and at my mercy dozens of times and incase you haven’t noticed I’m not Drakken and could have easily slaughtered you without waking you up to gloat. I may be a mercenary but I’m not a murderer.”
Kim giggled. “Now I know how I got your brother’s powers back so easily. During my prom you even tried to make me jealous with that goop-monster of Drakken’s.”
“How was I supposed to know you would take Stoppable?” Shego made a sick face. “I mean…”
“Ron isn’t that bad. He does stuff with me that has made everybody else I’ve ever gone on a mission with wet themselves.”
“I’ll give him points for courage and even blind luck,” Shego admitted. “But he is such a doof!”
“Okay, so he is. I dated him for a week and then just couldn’t do it. Once you’ve seen someone put chocolate sauce and sweet pickles on a naco it’s really hard to kiss them again.”
“Yuck! I thought he topped himself when he mixed his cornbread, stuffing, cranberries, and potatoes at dinner.”
“Not by a long shot. I’ve seen him eat things Rufus wouldn’t touch.”
“You know, Drakken has a brain switching machine and I have to say the rat would probably make better use of the human body.”
“Wade and Ron have both suggested the same thing.”
“They did? So what stopped you?”
“Rufus’s certainty that he is the better species. He even once tried to convince us that in the future hairless mole rats are going to be the big burly top species on the planet.”
“So much for that idea then. I’d hate to see that freakish parallel world.”
“You were saying that you’ve had a thing for me for a while now.”
Shego blushed green and the glow from her hands dimmed. “What of it?”
“It makes me feel a little good actually. I’m always worrying I’m not cute enough. Between that and Bonnie I sometimes drive myself overboard on the emotion scale.”
“From what you told me about this Bonnie girl she would make such a better evil overlord than Drakken.”
“Drakken’s robots thought so too. She was made their queen for a day.”
“Anyway, don’t give me that crap. You know you’re gorgeous. Not only that you’re popular, assertive, and a self employed international agent. You know celebrities as something other than hostages and you’re rich. You’re Lara Croft without all the boring archaelogy stuff.”
“Yeah, and look at you. If you ignore the fact that you’ll do almost anything for money and enjoy it, you’re practically perfect.”
“Don’t go taking the moral high ground here,” Shego warned.
“Sorry, but you have to admit, without the evil thing this would be a lot easier.”
“You try working with my brothers for five years and resist the urge to punch heroes in the face whenever possible.”
Kim held up her hands. “Okay, I surrender. No more good versus evil stuff. It’s Christmas after all.”
“Seriously though, why are you dating me?”
“I like you, okay? When we’re not actually fighting each other you’re a lot like me, we’re into the same things, and you’re very pretty.”
“I’ll bet you’re just trying to convert me to good again.”
“That isn’t it!” Kim snapped.
Shego grinned and let her light go out entirely. In the dark she said, “Then get off the floor and prove it to me.”
“What? Tonight? You mean…”
“You scared to go all the way little Kimmy?”
Kim lay there, not moving for a moment. Then, just as Shego was about to roll over and go back to sleep, she suddenly felt a warm hand on her cheek. “I am not afraid of anything… except giant bugs.”
Shego smiled and guessed where Kim’s head would be. Reaching out she felt hair and ran her fingers to the back of Kim’s head. “Merry Christmas Princess.” She pulled Kim into a deep kiss.
As she ran her hand down Kim’s back Shego gasped as she found that Kim had already shed her nightshirt. Her hand contacted nothing but warm skin. Before she had time to process this Kim moved forward, pushing Shego back into the mattress. Automatically the green skinned mercenary wrapped her legs around Kim’s waist, which was also naked. Almost unconsciously she began rubbing her legs against Kim’s.
Kim responded ardently, slipping her tongue into Shego’s mouth. She was pleased when she felt Shego return the favor and her nipples hardened against Shego’s breasts. With a low moan she reached down and grabbed at the hem of Shego’s shirt, pulling it up over her head. Once the offending garment was gone Shego lowered her arms around Kim’s neck and pulled her fully onto her and the bed.
Putting her lips next to Kim’s ear Shego whispered, “Your skin feels like silk.” When she started to suck on Kim’s earlobe, burying her face in Kim’s long hair and breathing in deeply.
Kim moaned and slipped her hand around Shego’s back and forcefully pulled the two of them together, her right breast trapped between Shego’s. Her free hand ran through Shego’s hair, and down along her ribs and side until she could bury her fingers into the curve of Shego’s ass. She jerked her hips forward causing them to slap against Shego’s and both laughed as they were tickled by each other’s pubic hair.
“Oh, Kimmy likes it,” Shego whispered. Not breaking skin contact she slid her hands over Kim’s body until she planted them on the girl’s shoulders, pushing her back. Kim felt momentarily disappointed until she felt the hands move to her breasts, softly massaging them.
Closing her eyes Kim moaned and said, “Yes, Kimmy likes it a lot.”
“I’ve wanted to do this for so long.” Kim gasped when she felt Shego’s hair fall over her like a sheet and warm breath against her skin. Then one hand lifted Kim’s breast up to the waiting lips.
“That feels so good,” Kim breathed out, her back arching as she pushed herself into Shego’s eager mouth. Deftly using a trick she learned from a contortionist at a circus she lifted one of her legs free from between Shego’s and brought it around to clamp down on Shego’s. Pushing her own up against Shego’s crotch and began rubbing herself along the other girl’s thigh.
Shego responded with emphatic wiggles and even took a breath to switch breasts, taking Kim’s nipple gently between her teeth. Then with a standard martial arts movement she flipped both of them over until she was on top. In the dim light coming through the window from the streetlamp outside she saw Kim looking up at her in the dark and smiling.
She paused for a moment, simply staring down into Kim’s eyes. It was such an odd sensation, having someone trust her like this. Nobody else ever had, even when she was a good guy. She opened her mouth to say something, but closed it again, not sure what she was going to say.
“I love you too Shego,” Kim said.
Shego stared at her and then said, “Yeah, well don’t get mushy on me Possible. Just because I love you doesn’t mean I won’t totally kick your ass.”
Kim grinned and quickly moved both of her hands to Shego’s rump, cupping both cheeks in her palms and lifting. “We’ll discuss the kinky stuff later.”
Her nipples tightening Shego grinned and slide off of Kim’s body. While Kim watched Shego leaned in and began to kiss her way down Kim’s neck, stopping only to flick out her tongue or suck a patch of skin every few inches. Kim flinched when Shego suddenly bit down and sucked hard enough to leave a hickey, but she neither pulled away nor asked her to stop.
Taking the encouragement Shego worked her way down Kim’s body doing the same thing. Kim twitched beneath her, muscles tensing everywhere. Shego slowed at her stomach and pressed her palms into the flesh on either side of Kim’s belly button before slipping her tongue into it. Kim arched under her and her breath began to speed up. A smell reached Shego’s nose that made her completely forget about everything else and she moved down the final few inches.
Turning her hands on so that they only glowed and would not cause damage, Shego was finally able to see what she had been working for. Kim’s pussy was already very wet. It glistened in the neon green light and even moved a little as in embarrassment Kim tightened a few muscles. A small clit stuck up out of it like a button.
Shego reached out and ran her finger over that tiny bump like it was one of Kim’s nipples and smiled as Kim’s hips jerked up. Kim reached down and placed her hands on Shego’s shoulders, squeezing hard, but trying not to make a sound. With a wicked gleam in her eye Shego decided to see if she could test that resolve. She pressed glowing fingers into the damp flesh and hair, rubbing in to it with her thumb and working the edges until it opened up like a flower petal. Then she used the thumb from each hand and pressed it into either side. Looking up so that she could see Kim’s face she spread it open and leaned in. Kim’s jaw fell open, her lower lip quivering. And then Shego took a deep breath and blew it inside.
Kim’s entire body seemed to explode. The feel of Shego’s hands on her crotch had been intense, but the soft cool air touching inside her sent her over the edge. Writhing in pleasure she spread her legs wide and bit down on her lip to keep from screaming. Then it got better as she felt Shego begin to softly kiss her there, tongue flicking out only for a second each time. Teeth tugged at her skin and clit, nipping softly. And then finally, she felt Shego plunge her tongue all the way inside. Kim had lost her virginity already, but she hadn’t really enjoyed it and she had broken up with the guy the next day. This on the other hand, was an entirely different kettle of fish.
Shego’s tongue felt like it was alive. She licked and sucked at Kim like an ice cream cone. Unsure if she could stop herself and damned sure she didn’t want to, Shego kept it up until she felt Kim’s neither lips clamp down around her tongue in a series of almost violent spasms. Then everything in Kim’s body seemed to relax at once and she simply lay there while Shego made sure to clean off every last drop.
Suddenly she felt a stab of pain from her head. Looking up she saw that Kim had wrapped her fingers in Shego’s hair and was firmly tugging her upwards. Shego went willingly, surprised to see Kim take control so forcefully. She got a bigger surprise when Kim let go and immediately moved that same hand down between Shego’s leg to first rub her palm against Shego’s entire vagina and then with no other warning she slid first one, then two fingers inside.
“Slower,” Shego gasped, her body stiffening. “I’m not ready for that yet.”
Kim smiled and began to wiggle her fingers and ran her thumb over Shego’s clit, which was almost two full inches long. With her free hand Kim pushed Shego back so that her head lay at the foot of the best. Next she slowly but firmly began to force her fingers in and out of the tight hole, ignoring the tight fit. Shego was already wet enough that lubrication was not a problem.
Shego’s eyes had closed and she lay back in silence, her entire body shaking. It felt so incredible that she wanted to throw her head back and scream, but Kim had controlled herself and she was not about to give Kim the satisfaction of making her cry out. But then there was an odd noise and Shego opened her eyes strictly out of curiosity. Looking down she saw that Kim had reached into her nightstand. Unfortunately she couldn’t focus long enough to turn on her glow and couldn’t see what it was. But when something clicked in the dark and there was a soft buzzing sound, she was willing to take a guess.
“I… I can’t believe you have one of those.”
Kim shook her head and said, “I’m eighteen Shego. And over the last half a year I’ve had a lot of time to think about this. Just like you obviously have.” To Shego’s regret she suddenly pulled her other hand back too. In the dark Shego listened and tried to focus on what Kim was doing. There was the sound of her licking her fingers off and taking something else out of the drawer and then a lid coming off. Next came a wet squeaking sound like someone rubbing wet rubber. Shego managed a dim glow and in the light she saw Kim’s hands glistening from some kind of gel that she was spreading over the small vibrator in her hand. It was only five inches long and an inch wide.
Kim grinned at her and said, “No peeking.” Shego immediately shut off the light and lay back, eyes closed and breath quickening while she waited. She did not have to wait long. Slimy hands pressed into her thighs, spreading her legs open. Then she felt the slick tip push into her. It was slightly smaller than Kim’s fingers had been so it went in easily, but the humming vibrations hit her like a sledgehammer.
Kim leaned forward fast and kissed Shego just in time to muffle the sudden squeals that she had produced. Feeling incredibly embarrassed that she had not been able to hold out, Shego took advantage of her sudden freedom to make as much noise as possible. She jerked and moved while Kim deftly silenced her and maneuvered the vibrator. She came once then twice and finally a third time, grabbing Kim’s arms hard enough to leave marks. Then she collapsed backwards and Kim clicked off the vibrator before slowly pulling it out.
There was a thump to the side as Kim, also feeling exhausted, dumped her toy to the side. Lifting herself up on her hands Kim hovered over Shego, letting her hair moved across her lover’s neck. “Was that what you wanted?”
“Yes,” Shego said. Forcing her movements she sat up and kissed Kim again.
Kim responded by pulling Shego into a hug and then laying the both of them back on the pillow side by side. Shego pulled the blankets up to cover them and in the dark they laced their arms around one another and just lay holding each other.
“Merry Christmas Princess,” Shego whispered.
Kim smiled and kissed Shego softly on the forehead. “And to all a good night.”

In the morning they were woken by a loud knock on the door. The voice of Kim’s dad came through, “Kim, you and your friend need to wake up. It’s time to open presents and Drakken is getting impatient.”
Kim yawned and said, “We’ll be right out dad. I’ll just wake up Shego and we’ll get dressed.”
“Okay Hun!”
“Like you need to wake me up,” Shego groaned against Kim’s shoulder.
Kim drew back and said, “Whoa, talk about morning breath.”
“Yeah, well it must have been someone I ate,” she snapped. “And yours isn’t much better. Come on, we have to get up. Drakken is such a baby if he had to wait to open presents.”
They got up and went to Kim’s bathroom. Side by side they brushed their teeth, used some mouthwash. Then they decided to take a quick shower together. It did not take too long, even though they washed each other’s backs because they were still a little sore from the night before and neither of them wanted to put up with Drakken. On top of that it was only sixty-five degrees inside the house and when they got out of the shower it felt like stepping into ice. They toweled off and brushed out their hair before changing into pants and sweaters. Glancing in the mirror Kim decided to also put on the scarf her grandmother had made for her. Not just because her grandmother would like it, but also because it made it easier to hide the huge hickey that Shego had left on her neck.
“You know, I could see doing this in the mornings,” Shego said.
Kim grinned and said, “I know what you mean. You wake up and head out to work on whatever Drakken has for you and then I go out to stop my villain of the day, and unless it’s you I’m sending to prison and I end up sleeping alone, then we both come home and enjoy a movie or something?”
“Or something,” Shego agreed.
“On the other hand I did arrange a deal with a secret organization that I happen to know so that as long as you stick to property damage and our deal that Drakken never actually wins, you don’t have to go to prison for more than a month.”
“A deal? You mean you don’t trust me not to help takeover the world and keep you as my personal servant?” Kim looked at her. “Okay, maybe I’ve considered it. I’m a bad girl.” She kissed Kim.
“Come on, let’s head downstairs for presents and embarrassing revelations…” At that moment there was an incredibly loud explosion and the entire house shook. “Oh no, did Drakken bring something explosive for the twins this time?”
“No, I don’t think so… did your brothers give him something explosive?”
They ran out of the room and down the stairs. The living room was in a shambles. One of the walls was a gaping hole, obviously blasted from the outside. Singed and broken presents were scattered under a trashed Christmas tree. There were no people.
Kim bent down and saw the broken Snowman Hank DVD lying on the floor. “Well, we know Drakken didn’t do this.”
“So who did?”
“I don’t know, but if they’ve harmed one hair on any member of my family…”
“What is that?” Shego pointed to a spot on the ceiling.
Kim looked up and saw a spot of green gunk hanging from the ceiling. A drop fell down and splashed in a piece of mistletoe lying on the floor. Suddenly the tiny plant grew eyes and legs and then scuttled under the couch. “Gill.”
On her waist Kim’s communicator beeped and she picked it up. “Hey Wade.”
“Hi Kim, I managed to make the call after all.” Wade grinned from his screen. “Merry Christmas.”
“Thanks Wade, but I’ve got problems. As near as I can tell Gill just kidnapped my family on Christmas.”
“Seriously? Whoa, that sucks. I’ll check with some satellites and see if I can get a fix on any large toxic spills in the area.” He pressed a few buttons. “Okay, it looks like there’s an old factory on the edge of town that was closed down last year by the EPA. Strangely enough it is up and running.”
“Bingo. Fastest way to get Shego and me there?”
“Are your presents still there?” She nodded. “Check for two with large red and white stripes. They were for you and Ron, but knowing what Gill is likely to do to him I doubt he’ll mind lending it out.”
Shego was already moving and tosses Kim one of the two boxes. They ripped them open and she whistled when what was inside telescoped out. “Nice, rocket powered scooters.”
“They’re a new model,” Wade said.
“Thanks Wade. What’s the address?” He told her. “Great. Enjoy your holidays.”
Shego led the way out the door and the two of them headed out on the scooters. “I have to say, you get some nice equipment Possible.”
“I have good genetics,” She said.
“So who is this Gill guy?”
“He’s a mutant that Ron went to summer camp with. He keeps showing up and trying to turn the whole world into mutants. He spits that gunk we saw at the house.”
“Ew! Okay, so don’t let him spit on us. Anything else?”
“Well this is the first time I’ve seen him blow anything up. But no, mostly he just tries to eat Ron and turn people into mutants.”
“Every time? Talk about lack of originality.”
“That’s what I said… we’re here.” They pulled up near the factory and stared up at the billowing smoke. “Why doesn’t anybody ever notice these things?”
Both of them made their way to the windows and peered inside. As expected, the entire family, Drakken, and Ron were stuck to the wall in cocoons of green slime. The twins were already mutating, probably because they were smaller.
“Whoa, look at this!” Jim stuck out a foot long forked tongue.
“Ha, check this out!” Tim’s tongue flicked out like a toad’s and then snapped back in.
Mrs. Possible groaned. “Boys, stop doing that.” Suddenly her skin began to turn scaly. “Oh no! I hope my salon can handle this.”
Gill was pacing in front of them dressed in a bright red Santa suit. “Don’t worry, when I’m through with all of you the whole world is going to be mutants. And this time nobody can stop me…” He paused and said. “Wait a minute, somebody is missing.”
Ron said, “No, we’re all here. See, there’s me, Rufus, and everyone else.”
“No… Kim Possible and Shego… where are they?”
“Back at the house. They were taking their own sweet time coming downstairs,” Drakken said. “Why are you doing this to me? I’m a bad guy too.”
“A bad guy who was with my archenemies during the holidays? Yeah, right. Besides, I’ve stolen the equipment of the lab they were keeping me in and I’ve been monitoring all of you for weeks. From what I’ve seen at the very least your little mercenary hasn’t been doing her job.”
Kim and Shego ducked down behind the wall. “Okay, we need a plan.”
“We have to catch him off guard. Now.” She thoughts fast and then looked down at her wrist. “Okay, I’ve still got the holographic bracelet you gave me, but it’s only good for clothing.”
“Okay, let’s see what I have.” She pulled a few things out of her pockets. “All I have is my laser lipstick.”
“Kimmy, we have a whole factory in there. Let’s just get inside and kick his ass.”
“I like it.”

Gill was showing Drakken photos of Kim handing Shego some envelopes when there was a loud knock on the factory doors. “Open up! I’m here from the EPA.”
Gill grinned and rubbed his claws together. “Oh boy, I love it when these guys show up.” He stalked towards the door and opened it. Looking down he saw the white uniform and hat of an EPA official. “You wanted to talk to me?”
Shego looked up and the hologram turned off. Gill took a step back in surprise. “Talk? No.” Her hand started glowing and she punched up, snapping the mutant’s head backwards. Gill roared and began spitting at her. Shego dodged it expertly, but wasn’t able to get close enough to attack.
“Hey Gill, heads up,” Kim called. Gill turned to look and got a boot to the face as Kim, after sneaking in through a window, swung down from one of the rafters on her scarf. “Thanks for the scarf grandma.”
“You’re welcome Kimberly.”
“Jim, Tim, catch!” She flicked the laser lipstick over to her brothers, Tim snagged it out of the air with his tongue and Jim used his to pick it up and turn it on. Seconds later he had cut through the green slime holding them all to the walls.
“No!” Gill screamed and began charging them. Drakken reached into his lab coat and pulled out a vial. Gill saw it and spit on his hand, sealing it in. “Ha!”
Something tapped him on the back. He turned and got punched by the entire Possible family at once. Ron was behind him and as he staggered back he stuck out a foot making the mutant hit the concrete floor of the factory. Shego was suddenly standing above him, cracking her knuckles. Gill whimpered just before the beating began.
Several minutes later Drakken’s hand was free and he was holding out his vial again. Mr. Possible looked at him and asked, “What’s that Drew?”
“It’s some anti-mutagen I keep on me.”
“You just happen to have that?”
Drakken frowned. “The last time I didn’t I turned blue.” With a flick of his wrist he splashed a drop on everyone and they immediately returned to normal. Gill was unconscious on the ground, but he too was human again. “There, I told you I was a genius, didn’t I?” He put it away.
Kim nodded and said, “I’ll make a call to have Gill picked up.”
“There is one thing I have to know,” Drakken said. He turned to Shego. “This mutant has shown us some interesting photographs Shego and you have some explaining to do.”
“Dr. D I…”
“Just how many recipes have you traded Kim Possible for? I saw the envelopes, just like yesterday. And I want to know why you haven’t offered me any.”
Rolling her eyes Shego said, “I’m saving them. But how about this: when we get back to the lair I’ll make a batch of grandma Possible’s lemon squares.”
Drakken frowned and then said, “Alright.” He stalked forward, attempting to maintain his cool and not smile too wide. “Now, let’s go open what remains of our presents.”
Shego went with him. “We’ll see you back at the house.”
The Possibles started after him. Grandma said, “That is one weird man.”
“I miss my new tongue,” Jim said.
Tim nodded. “Me too. Dad, on our birthday can we mutate again?”
“We’ll see boys.” He paused and glanced at Kim. “Honey, what is that on your neck?”
Kim’s hand shot up to cover it. “Uh…” Well, things could not get any worse. “It’s a hickey.”
Mrs. Possible’s eyebrows rose up. “Is there something you want to tell us?”
Ron put a hand on her shoulder. “Might as well KP.”
Kim sighed. “Okay, fine. In between beating her and Drakken I’m kind of… dating Shego.”
“Cool,” the twins said.
“What? You aren’t going to tease me about it?” Kim asked.
“Are you kidding? Shego is awesome!” Jim said.
Tim nodded. “She has superpowers!”
“And did you see her beating up on the fish man?”
“Can you introduce us to her brothers?”
Kim glanced at her parents. Mrs. Possible smirked back and said, “Kim we already knew.”
“You did?”
“Honey, I’m a rocket scientist,” Mr. Possible said. “It was not that hard to figure out. Last night we watched you two at dinner and had a long talk about it.”
She glanced at her grandmother who smiled and said, “When I was your age I had a thing for a South American kingpin. Sadly I had to have him thrown into jail for fifty years, but until then we were a hot couple.” She frowned a bit. “Though I don’t understand all these same sex couples these days, it is fairly obvious that you two are good together.”
“And it’s not like they go easy on each other in a fight either,” Ron said. “Actually since they started betting on who would win they kick butt even better.”
“You guys are the best,” Kim said. She hugged her family. “Come on, let’s get back home before Drakken opens our presents too. You guys go on ahead. I’ll be right behind you.”
Once they were gone she used her scarf to tie Gill up tightly and then made her way home. When she got there it turned out that Wade had already called a crew in to fix the house. Inside everyone was opening presents. Walking in the door Shego tossed one to Kim and they all stopped while she opened it. Inside was a simple gold necklace.
“I paid for it,” Shego said quickly. She got up and walked over. While Drakken was looking behind the tree for more boxes, she took the necklace and put it on Kim’s neck. “Hey, look up there.”
Kim glanced up and saw that the mutant mistletoe from earlier had crawled up onto the ceiling and was looking down at them. Kim grinned and glanced back at Shego. “Well, it is a tradition.”
Shego leaned in for a kiss. When they broke up she asked, “So was it as bad a day as you were expecting?”
“No way, it was actually way better.”
Drakken stared at them and said, “Did those two just…” He was interrupted when the mistletoe jumped down and grabbed onto his face. “Ah! Get it off! Get it off!”

The end.

Author’s note

Well? Tell me what you think. Just email me at clayton_n@hotmail.com and if this isn’t the lemon version I might be able to send it to you.
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