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Smooshed, or, The Nine Wives of Marco Diaz	By : GeorgeGlass Category: +S through Z > Star vs. The Forces of Evil Views: 15420 -:- Recommendations : 7 -:- Currently Reading : 4
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Vs the Forces of Evil or its characters. I earned no money from writing this story.

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Chapter 4: Four-Warned Is Four-Armed
Star was standing in a Mewnian cemetery. Only one of the moons was up, casting a dim, gray light over the headstones—and the ghostly faces of the creatures surrounding her.
“Being dead is no fun,” Cloudy pouted as he wafted slowly toward her.
“Nope,” Narwhal agreed, also advancing on her. “No fun at all.”
From behind her, Rock from Warnicorn Stampede said, “Maybe you should try it, Star. See how it feels.”
The All-Seeing Eye floated silently up to her, stopping a few feet in front of her face. It showed an image of Star, her skin pale and waxy, lying motionless in a black coffin lined with white silk.
“You better watch out,” Narwhal said, “or this is gonna be you.”
“And your friends, too,” Rock added.
“I’m sorry!” Star cried, sitting bolt upright in bed.
Panting, she thought, It’s okay, it’s okay, it was just a dream. Definitely just a dream. Right? Or maybe it was a warning? Or a threat? No, no, it can’t be, the magic is gone, all the spells are gone, and I’m just freaking out again…
She lay back down, but her eyes were still wide open, staring up at the dimly lit ceiling.
Next to her, Marco shifted, then rolled over onto his side and put his arm around her.
“It’s okay, Star,” he murmured.
“It’s okay,” Janna whispered, embracing Star from the opposite side.
“We love you,” Jackie said, groggily but sincerely, reaching across Janna to put a hand on Star’s shoulder.
Star closed her eyes, drinking in their collective touch. Within moments, she was asleep again.
***
The next morning, Star and Janna awoke before Marco and Jackie. Taking care not to wake them (which included Star using a gesture to dissuade Janna from squeezing both their asses), the two girls got out of bed and washed up, then slipped into one of the bedchamber’s two giant walk-in closets to get dressed for the day.
“That’s weird,” Star said a moment later. She was wearing only her baby-blue panties as a bra dangled from her fingers. “My bra doesn’t fit me.”
“Well, you’d expect that, right?” Janna said. “I mean, your boobs only just started growing. You’d hope they wouldn’t be done yet.”
“Yeah, but like, it doesn’t fit at all,” Star explained. “And I just bought it a week ago.”
The bare-chested Star turned around, and Janna could immediately see what the blonde girl was talking about: Star’s breasts had grown from little bumps to half-handfuls.
“Lucky you,” Janna said. Touching her own chest through her olive-drab nightgown, she went on, “I mean, we’re the same age, and I’m still flat as a- Wait, what?”
To her surprise, there was actually something in her hands. She squeezed gently and found that it was soft, very soft, yet springy. Definitely the beginnings of boobs.
“Holy frijole,” Janna breathed. Then she practically threw off her nightgown, standing before Star in just her panties.
“Awww, pink,” Star said, grinning at Janna’s undies.
“The action’s up here, Star!” Janna answered, again putting her hands to her chest. “Look—I’m actually getting boobs! And my nips are bigger, too, which means there’s probably more boobage on the way.”
“Wow, that’s great!” Star replied. “Pretty soon, we’re both gonna be-”
“Morning, guys,” Jackie said, yawning as she emerged from the bedroom in her white nightgown. Both girls stared at her.
“Uh, Jackie?” Janna said, pointing at the blonde girl’s chest, as Star was. “Did you know that, that you…”
“What? What’re you guys pointing at?” Jackie said sleepily.
Then she looked down at her chest, and her eyes shot open.
“What the heck?” she cried.
Her breasts were twice their former size, making Jackie’s nightgown appear too small for her. Her now-prominent nipples pressed against the straining fabric such that every detail of them was visible.
Staring at Jackie’s chest, Star exclaimed, “Whoa! You boobed up big time!”
“Omigosh!” Jackie cried, pulling off her nightgown to look at her newly enlarged breasts. “They must be a whole cup size bigger!”
Star grabbed Jackie and Janna’s hands and said, “C’mon, we’ve gotta show Marco!”
The three topless girls burst into the bedroom. Marco was still in bed, but he was awake now. Oddly, he was holding up the waistband of his pajama bottoms and looking down into them.
“Marco!” Star shouted. “Look at us!”
Marco’s head jerked up, and he let go of his waistband as fast as if it had bitten him on the hand. The elastic snapped against his pelvis, which stung. Although the sight of three pairs of bare breasts quickly made him forget about the pain.
“Check it out,” Janna said, thrusting her bare chest at Marco. “I finally started getting tits!”
“And I got more of them!” Star exclaimed. “And look at Jackie’s!” she added, putting a hand on the girl’s back so as to push her chest forward, too. “Aren’t they amazing?”
Wide-eyed, Marco stared at all three girls, his gaze involuntarily hopping from Jackie’s breasts to Star’s to Janna’s and back to Jackie’s.
“Um, yeah,” he managed, still staring. “I’m, uh, noticing changes, too.”
Star looked at him, her brow furrowing. “What kind of changes? I don’t see anything different.”
“Yeeeahhh, you wouldn’t see this, um, unless I…you know.”
“Wait a sec,” Janna said suspiciously. “Do you mean…ooooh, I gotta see!”
Before Marco could react, Janna leaped onto the bed next to him and yanked down the front of his pajama bottoms.
“Hey!” Marco protested as all three girls’ eyes fell on his member.
“Ohmigosh, you guys!” Janna shouted. “He’s bigger! I mean, he’s not even totally hard, and I can still tell!”
“Wow,” Jackie said, staring. “I think I like bigger.”
“Me too!” Star cried.
“Me too!” Janna agreed.
“Marco,” Star said, “you have to do all three of us right now.”
“Hey, ah,” Marco replied, “doesn’t the ‘king’ get a say in this?”
“Marco,” Star said, “please do all three of us right now.”
“Pretty please,” Jackie added.
Awkward as this situation might have been, there was just no way Marco could resist a plea for sex from three hot girls—now with bonus boobage.
“Sounds good to me,” he replied.
“Here, Jackie, you go first,” Star said, pushing the girl in front of Marco. Then, turning to Janna, Star put her hands on the girl’s little bare breasts and said, “I wanna spend some quality time with these brand-new babies.”
With her thumbs, Star started gently caressing Janna’s nipples, causing them to stiffen into little brown points.
“Ohhhh,” Janna moaned. “They’re more sensitive now. That feels good…”
Star pushed Janna down on her back on the bed, then lay down with her face at Janna’s breasts and took one of the girl’s nipples into her mouth. Janna moaned and stroked Star’s hair as the former princess sucked and tongued her.
Jackie, meanwhile, had thrust a hand down Marco’s pajama-pants and was massaging his cock. The sight of the three girls’ newly enlarged breasts had already gotten him halfway to hard; now, Jackie’s hand moving slowly up and down his shaft took him the rest of the way. Jackie then gripped Marco’s cock by the base and took a good look.
“Wow, you must be two inches longer at least,” the blonde girl declared. “And thicker. Definitely thicker.”
She leaned down and put her lips to Marco’s ear as she finished, “Marco, I’m gonna need this in me very, very soon.”
Marco didn’t even try to reply in words. Instead, driven to new heights of horniness, he pushed Jackie down and began sucking on her breasts the way Star was sucking Janna’s.
“Oh God!” Jackie gasped, throwing her arms around his head. “Oh Marco, that feels so good! I never felt anything this good before…”
On the other side of the bed, Star continued sucking Janna’s nipples, and now Star’s fingers were probing between Janna’s tan thighs. Janna moaned, softly but continuously, as Star toyed with her clit and then pushed a finger into her pussy.
“Oooh, Star…” Janna moaned. “That’s nice…” Then she raised her head and said with a smirk, “Hey, you wanna sit on my face while you do that?”
Star grinned. “Don’t mind if I do!”
She shucked off her baby-blue panties, then turned around to straddle Janna’s face. The raven-haired girl immediately started licking between the folds of Star’s blonde-tufted pussy. Janna had never actually eaten a girl out before, but she was definitely excited to try it.
Star bent forward and resumed playing with Janna’s little puss, diddling her clit with one hand while slowly finger-fucking her with the other. As she did so, her ring finger brushed against Janna’s little brown asshole.
“Ah!” the girl cried, the sound somewhat muffled by Star’s pussy. Then Janna turned her head as best she could to free up her mouth and said, “Do that again!”
Star touched Janna’s hole again, making the Filipina teen gasp. Then Star began circling her fingertip around the edge.
“Oh God, oh Star, don’t stop, please please please don’t stop!” Janna whined.
“Marco,” Jackie gasped as she stroked the boy’s dark hair, “I need you inside me.”
Her legs were already parted to make room for Marco as he pleasured her breasts. Now, as Marco moved forward to be face to face with her, she spread them as wide as she could.
“God,” she breathed. “I feel so…fertile…”
Somewhat to his surprise, Marco felt Polo go from hard to utterly rigid. And if his dong could have gotten any harder, it would have done so when Jackie took his hands and put them on her breasts.
“Hold them while you fuck me,” she breathed. “I need you to.”
“Oh, definitely,” Marco gasped in reply as he squeezed Jackie’s breasts. “But you’ll have to put me inside you.”
Her hands seized his cock and moved its head to her entrance. She shifted her hips to ensure that Marco’s cockhead was snug against her opening.
“Push it in, Marco,” Jackie gasped. “I need to know what that nice thick dick is gonna feel like inside me.”
Marco pushed, and his cock sank into her. Jackie’s pussy felt exquisitely tight around his new girth, and Marco and Jackie moaned in unison.
“Oh, God, Marco,” Jackie panted as he eased into her. “Don’t stop, I want it all…”
Marco wasn’t about to stop. He pushed until he was hilted inside Jackie, his hips snug against her thighs, his face inches above hers.
“Oh, yes,” Jackie panted. “Now fuck me, Marco. And don’t stop squeezing my breasts, not for a second…”
Marco started pumping her, his hands firmly gripping her breasts as he did so.
“Oh, yeah, that’s really nice,” Jackie gasped, moving her hips in time with Marco’s. “It’s like you squeeze my tits a little every time you push…”
“I’ll squeeze ‘em all you want, Jackie,” Marco breathed. “Every morning and every night, if it’ll make you feel good.”
“Oh, Marco,” she replied breathily, “you make me feel good.”
She raised her head and kissed him. Then she lay back down and put her hands over his, making him squeeze her breasts a little harder as they moved together. Neither of them wanted to take it slow, and soon they were moaning and grunting as they fucked with abandon.
Meanwhile, Star was finger-fucking Janna’s pussy and asshole simultaneously, causing Janna’s whole body to writhe. But this didn’t keep Janna from pleasuring Star in return; on the contrary, she had both hands on Star’s outer thighs and was literally pulling Star’s pussy hard against her face so that Janna could tongue-fuck the blonde girl as deeply as possible. The sensation made Star plunge her fingers into Janna’s holes even more vigorously.
“Oh…oh yes,” Star gasped. “Oh yes oh yes oh yes…”
She brought her ring finger up against her middle finger, then pushed both into Janna’s asshole.
“MMMMMMMMMMMMHHH!” Janna screamed into Star’s pussy, bucking wildly as she came hard. She also shoved her tongue as far up Star’s pussy as it could possibly go, and then Star was screaming along with her.
Hearing those screams of ecstasy had Jackie and Marco fucking like mad. Marco was panting, “Oh- God- Jackie- I’m- gonna- cum…”
“Yes- yes- cum- inside me-” Jackie gasped. “Please- cum- deep- inside me!”
“AaaaaAAAAAAAH!” Marco cried, shooting cum deeper inside Jackie than ever before.
“MARCOOOOOOOOOOOO!” she screamed, flailing in ecstasy beneath him.
It took all four of them a minute to catch their breath. Then Marco pulled out of Jackie, and she looked down between her pale thighs at the thick cum oozing from her love-hole.
“Wow, Marco!” Jackie said with that great big grin of hers. “You came a lot!”
“Yeah,” Star breathed, staring at Jackie’s pussy. “And it looks…so…”
Her voice husky, Janna finished, “…delicious.”
Suddenly, both Star and Janna’s faces were between Jackie’s thighs. The two girls eagerly licked Marco’s cum from the freshly fucked girl’s pussy, taking turns pushing their tongues into her entrance to get more of Marco’s seed.
“Oh God!” Jackie cried.
Marco’s erection had been starting to go down, but seeing Star and Janna eating his cum off and out of Jackie’s pussy was bringing Polo right back to attention. The sight of the two girls’ asses—both of which seemed a little curvier than before—and their wet pussies was pretty inspiring, too. So it wasn’t much more than a minute before Marco found himself getting up on his knees behind Janna and then sliding his cock into her wet, wide-open sex.
Janna moaned, “Ahhhhh!”—or something approximating that, as her tongue was all the way up inside Jackie. And Janna continued to make garbled sounds of pleasure as Marco pumped her.
“Mmmm, so goooood…” Star moaned, licking a little cum off of Jackie’s clit and making her gasp. Then she moved up and kissed Jackie deeply, sharing Marco’s seed with her.
“Wow,” Marco gasped, already starting to pump Janna faster.
Janna was so wet that Marco had no trouble getting some of her natural lube from his own shaft and coating his thumb with it. Then, as he continued to fuck her, he shoved that thumb into her asshole.
“Mmmmmmgggghhhh!” Janna screamed, her tongue still well up inside Jackie.
Janna was in heaven. Eating Marco’s delicious cum out of Jackie’s sweet-flavored pussy was awesome enough, but doing it while Marco pumped her pussy and had his thumb deep in her ass was blowing her mind. She fucked her ass back at Marco hard and fast, trying to make him pick up the pace.
Which, thankfully, he did. Janna had noticed that Marco had developed some kind of sense for what a girl wanted him to do. Which seemed like a very Marco sort of talent to have.
But Janna couldn’t give that any real thought right now. She was focused on reaching the tantalizing climax that seemed to be hanging just out of her reach.
Marco could sense that Janna needed something just a little more. So instead of merely keeping his thumb inside her ass, he began fucking her hole with it at the same rhythm with which he was fucking her pussy.
Janna went completely berserk. She screamed again into Jackie’s pussy, even louder this time, and thrashed madly as orgasm hit like a freight train. Marco could feel her pussy squeeze his cock and her asshole seize his thumb as she came, and the next thing Marco knew, he was shooting a load up into her.
As soon as Janna’s climax was finished and the girl finally pulled her tongue out of Jackie’s pussy to pant for breath, Star stopped kissing Jackie and looked at Marco.
“Myyyy tuurrrrn,” she sang—even as Jackie turned around and began voraciously eating the cum from deep inside Janna, making the girl moan despite having just climaxed.
Marco turned to Star and replied, “I might need a little help getting it up a third time.”
“Perfect,” Star said eagerly. Then she looked down at his half-hard cock. “I wanna see how much of that thing I can get in my mouth.”
She didn’t even bother with preliminaries; she just opened wide and took the whole thing into her mouth, then slowly pulled her soft lips along its length and swallowed down every bit of cum on its surface. Marco moaned, and Star, encouraged, moved her lips back down and then up his shaft again, increasing its turgidity.
“Looks like the royal cock likes getting sucked,” she said with a giggle, then sucked it some more.
It wasn’t long before Polo was at full attention once again. At that point, Star lifted her slim legs into the air and pulled them back until her ankles were flanking her face. Her cheeks were deep red with lust.
“In case it’s not obvious,” Star said breathily, “I wanna get mating-pressed.”
“Don’t worry, it’s obvious,” Marco replied with a smile.
He got on top of Star, and she put her ankles on Marco’s shoulders.
“Oh, yeah, this is nice,” Star said. “It makes me feel wide open. And you’re not even in me yet.”
“Let’s fix that,” Marco breathed.
He pushed inside her, and the two of them moaned from the sweet sensation of Marco’s newly girthy cock sinking into Star’s tight love-tunnel. Once he hilted inside her, he looked into her big blue eyes, and she looked into his.
“This feels so…intimate,” Marco said. “Like, right now, you’re my whole world.”
She put her hand on his cheek and replied, “Exactly.”
They moved together slowly, savoring the union of their bodies and the sweet, erotic feelings they were giving each other.
“I love your new size,” Star murmured, “because I love having more of you inside me.”
“I love having more of me inside you, too,” Marco breathed.
Jackie and Janna had moved into a sixty-nine position and were eating each other out with great enthusiasm. Jackie was particularly enjoying eating Marco’s cum from Janna’s freshly fucked pussy; she probed Janna’s love tunnel as deeply as her tongue could go, making Janna squirm with pleasure on top of her blonde lover.
Star looked at Marco’s face with a mix of lust and joy. She had her favorite person in the whole world on top of her, deeper inside her than he’d been before thanks to his new-and-improved cock. Two of her best friends were making passionate love right next to her. And all four of them were more beautiful and sexy than ever.
So it wasn’t long before Star grasped her partner’s upper arms and said, “Fuck me harder, Marco. Make me cum with that beautiful cock of yours. And that beautiful you of yours.”
He smiled at her and replied, “I can’t say no to any of that.”
As requested, Marco fucked Star harder, making her moan. They both closed their eyes and just concentrated on the magnificent feeling of fucking at a greater depth than they could have reached before. It crossed Star’s mind that this time, when Marco came, he would be shooting his seed farther up her channel, closer to the entrance to her womb, and she wondered if this would increase his chances of getting her pregnant if he hadn’t already done so. The idea made her holler for more.
“Harder! Pound my pussy! Fill my womb!”
Marco fucked Star as hard as he could. He could think of nothing other than how badly he needed to cum, how desperately he needed to shoot his load up into Star’s waiting, willing baby-chamber.
“Ah!” he cried out. “Ah! AH! AAAAAAHHHH!”
“YESSSSSSSSSS!” Star screamed, her arms holding Marco tight against her as he shot his hot, heavy load of semen deep inside her. And within moments, Jackie and Janna were crying out with orgasm, too.
“That was amazing,” Marco said, panting and rolling off Star. After taking a moment to get his breath back, he added, “But now I’m starving.”
“Me too!” Star declared, hopping up and pulling on her robe. “I guess sex can do that. Hey, is this what Earth-folk call an ‘edible complex’?”
“Um, no, that’s something else,” Marco replied awkwardly.
“We should go to Britta’s for breakfast,” Jackie said. Then she glanced at the grandfather clock that sat in one corner of the bedroom. “Okay, brunch. Late brunch.”
“Really?” Marco asked. “I mean, I love Britta’s, but we’ve got a whole kitchen staff right here that can make us whatever we want.”
“Nah, Jackie’s right,” Janna said. “We need to go to Britta’s.”
“Yeah,” Star agreed.
Her fingers sliding around on her phone’s screen, Jackie said. “They’re in the mall parking lot today. We can pick up some new bras after we eat.”
“Sexy ones,” Star said. Sidling up to Marco, she added, “Gotta look hot for our king.”
“I, uh, I guess I don’t have a problem with that,” Marco replied with an awkward chuckle as the naked Jackie and Janna went into the bathroom. Then he looked at the clock. “And if we leave now, we can catch the 2:30 bus to-”
“Your Highness!” Wigburn shouted, rushing into the bedroom. “Our king and queens-to-be have no need to resort to public transportation! The royal limousine was just delivered this morning.”
“Wigburn?” Marco said. “Were you…listening in on us?”
“Of course, sire,” the butler replied. “When one is the head servant of a royal household, one must be ready to see to his masters’ every need at a moment’s notice.”
“Don’t worry, Marco,” Star said, “it’s totally normal.” Then she turned to Wigburn. “Show us the royal limo, please.”
***
Minutes later, Marco, Star, Jackie, and Janna followed Wigburn into the Sunrise Apartments’ parking garage. Waiting near the elevator doors was a black stretch limo whose sides were emblazoned with the crown logo. By the driver’s side door, a tall black man with short hair stood in a black chauffeur’s uniform, including a chauffeur’s hat that also bore the crown logo.
“This,” Wigburn said, “is Mr. Edwin Teale, our new royal chauffeur.”
“Call me Eddie,” the man said. “Where can I take y’all today?”
“To the mall!” Star cried, pointing skyward.
“Nice to meet you, Eddie,” Marco said, shaking the man’s hand. Then he subtly pointed at Star and murmured, “Get ready to hear that a lot.”
Eddie opened the limo’s big side door, and the kids piled in. Eddie closed the door behind them and went around to the front of the car.
“Whoa, it’s huge in here!” Jackie exclaimed.
“Wigburn said there’s gonna be ten of you,” Eddie replied as he slid into the driver’s seat, “so he went pretty big with the limo. I helped him a little with the choice of vehicle. I guess they didn’t have cars on Mewni; he was gonna buy an RV.”
“So, are you the only Earth person on the palace staff?” Marco asked.
“So far,” Eddie replied. “Getting paid in gold coins is a little weird, but what the heck, right? That’s the world we live in now.”
As the limo pulled out of the garage, Star got a video call on her phone. Before she could answer it, a partition slid upwards from behind the front seats, closing off the passenger area from the driver’s seat. A screen in the center of the partition lit up with the words INCOMING CALL: ECLIPSA.
“Wow,” Marco said, “they’ve got some serious Bluetooth in this limo.”
Star answered her phone, and the faces of both Queen Eclipsa and Mayor Miggs appeared on the screen.
“Good afternoon, Star,” Eclipsa said. “I’m pleased to see you with King Marco. And are those two more queens-to-be?”
With a smile, Jackie replied, “You know it.”
“Yo,” said Janna.
“Excellent!” the mayor declared. “Looks like things are coming right along.”
“They sure are,” Star replied. “We’re hoping to find the next queen candidate soon. Maybe even today.”
“Very good,” Eclipsa replied. “Now, we must discuss plans for Marco’s coronation.”
“For my what, now?” Marco asked.
“As king of this dimension, you should be publicly crowned,’’ Eclipsa replied. “I think we should do it at the Monster Temple, where I can formally hand over my crown to you.”
“It’ll be a gala affair!” Miggs added excitedly. “Luminaries from around the region will be there!”
“Um,” Marco said, “if I’m going to be king of this whole dimension, don’t we need buy-in from a whole lot of people? You know, world leaders and such?”
“All of that will come in time, young man,” the mayor replied. “News about the prophecy is spreading like wildfire! Soon, the leaders of the world will be lining up to hand over the reins to you.”
“Oh, boy,” Marco exhaled.
“Let’s take this one step at a time,” Eclipsa said. “Mayor Miggs and I will plan the ceremony so Marco can focus on finding the remaining six brides. With help from you three girls, of course.”
“We’re on it!” Star replied, giving the queen and the mayor a salute.
***
Twenty minutes later, Marco, Star, Jackie, and Janna were sitting in folding chairs on the blacktop of the Echo Creek Mall’s parking lot. The famished Marco had a carne asada burrito in one hand and a pork-and-pineapple taco al pastor in the other and was alternately chowing down on them both while the girls talked. He took occasional breaks between bites to bend his head forward and take a sip of his coconut horchata.
“So,” Star said, “Wife Number Four—what are we thinkin’?”
“Hmm,” said Jackie. “Maybe someone from school…”
“OUR school? Pffft,” Janna replied. “We should grab somebody cool.” Then she took a big bite of her barbecued-brisket taco.
“Like who?” Jackie asked.
Through a mouthful of taco, Janna replied, “I dunno. I’m new at this.”
“Wait a second,” Star said, pointing at the window of one of the strip mall’s stores. “Is that…Hekapoo?”
“What?” Marco replied, whipping his head around and squinting as he looked in the direction Star was pointing.
Indeed, in the window of Sue-Ann’s Fabrics, a woman was hanging swaths of floral-printed material. Her back was turned, so Marco couldn’t see her face, but she had horns just like Hekapoo’s.
He quickly swallowed and said, “That’s not possible, right? I mean, she was made of magic, so when the magic died, she would have-”
At that moment, the woman turned around, and Marco exclaimed, “Ohmygosh, it is her!”
She didn’t look exactly the same—her dress was beige instead of bright yellow, and no flame burned above her head—but it was unquestionably Hekapoo. Marco would have recognized that mass of red hair and those curved golden horns anywhere, even though neither of these features appeared as lustrous as once they had.
She didn’t seem to notice Marco and the girls; she was looking down as she hung lengths of variously colored and patterned fabrics on long wooden bars for display. Marco couldn’t help but notice when Hekapoo glanced wistfully at a display of scissors at the end of a nearby aisle.
“We need to go talk to her,” Marco said, standing up.
“I’m right behind you,” Star replied.
Janna, putting her boots up on the table, said, “I’ll stay here and guard the burritos.”
And then, before Jackie could declare her membership in either Team Hekapoo or Team Burrito, Star stopped in her tracks, grabbing Marco’s arm and stopping him, too. Star pointed at someone who seemed to be walking toward them from across the parking lot: a female figure whose most notable feature was her extra appendages.
“Hey,” Star said, “is that Princess Arms?”
“Well,” Marco replied, gazing at the blonde girl at whom Star was pointing, “it doesn’t exactly look like her, face-wise. I mean, yeah, she’s got a lot of blonde hair, but her nose is cute instead of pointy, and she doesn’t have those buck teeth. But since Princess Arms is the only four-armed person I’ve ever met, I’m still gonna go with yes.”
The young woman stopped in front of them and said, “Hey, Star. It’s been a minute.”
“Arms?” Star replied.
“Yeah, that’s me.”
“Uh, how did you end up in this dimension?” Star asked.
Crossing both sets of arms, Princess Arms replied, “I’m from Mewni. I guess you didn’t know that.”
“Then how come I’ve only ever seen you at…that school?” Star asked, still preferring not to speak aloud the name of St. Olga’s Reform School for Wayward Princesses.
“Mewni’s a big dimension,” Arms replied. “I mean, it was.”
“But how come…” Marco said awkwardly, pointing at the princess’ face. “How come you don’t have…I mean…”
Princess Arms turned to Marco, and her eyes seemed to fix on him with great interest as she replied, “When I found out this new dimension had something called a ‘nose job,’ I went for it.” Bending her four arms at the elbow, she added, “I look enough like a mosquito without that proboscis. I also found out you have ‘orthodontists’”—she made air quotes—“who install stuff in your mouth to make your teeth look better. Plus there’s this thing called ‘electrolysis.’ It’s all pretty sweet.”
“Ah,” Marco replied.
“And since all that went so well,” Arms continued, “I said ‘What the heck?’ and got a boob job, too.”
Marco was a little surprised that Princess Arms was being so candid with him.
“Well, I think they—I mean you—look great,” Marco said.
“Oh, yeah?” Arms replied, with the first hint of a smile she’d had since the conversation began. “Well, you don’t look half bad yourself, uh…Wait, do I know you?”
“I used to be Princess Turdina.”
“Oh, wow, the boy princess!” Arms replied excitedly. “It’s so great to see you again! And I gotta say, you look even cuter as a boy-boy then you did as a girl-boy.”
“Uh, thanks.”
She lowered her voice as she said, “Hey, you wanna go somewhere and make out?”
Apparently, Princess Arms hadn’t lowered her voice sufficiently, because Star burst out with, “Come to our place! You two can make out in the bedroom.”
“And then you can fuck,” Janna added helpfully.
Not looking away from Marco’s face, Arms replied, “That sounds awesome.”
***
Tom felt pretty stupid crouching behind a parked car and peering through a pair of binoculars at Marco and the girls. But these days, he couldn’t cast a divination spell or send a shape-shifting demon to do the task, so he was forced to use more pedestrian means to find out what he needed to know.
Tom was becoming increasingly convinced that what he was looking at was a Marco-centric cult; in fact, he was pretty sure he’d just watched them recruit a new member. But the far more astounding observation he just made was the apparent changes to Star, Jackie, and Janna’s bodies. Literally overnight, all three girls’ physiques had become noticeably more womanly. How was that possible? Especially now that there was no more magic?
One thing was clear: Tom was not going to be able to figure this out on his own. He would have to do some recruiting himself.
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