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By : StarRaider
Category: Transformers > G1
Views: 2457 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I don't own TFs and I make no profit. - Chapter List
*lights come on to a closed curtain, a buzzing is heard with little sort moans. Suddenly the curtain is pulled back and the usual announce femme is on the table legs spread enjoying one of several items on display. For a second the camera just watches as she enjoys herself. Then a stage hand comes out and pokes her*
You can’t be serious already? *looks at the camera, gets mischievous grin* You know in this day and age a femme has to do what a femme has to do and that means doing it her slagging self! *reaches over and gets a Clean version of what she had been using.* This month, is all about pleasing yourself. This little bastard is the best way to get it started, small, dark but puts up an amazing performance is the Rumble. *holds it up* This little thing won’t disappoint. I can tell you that from experience, when I walked out today to take a look at all our items I wasn’t sure this little thing was right for us, but after some extensive testing, *grins* I can give you beyond a shadow of a doubt that it fits right in with such things as the Astrotrain and the Skywarp. *gets up off table slides out of view comes back with armor on.*
Next here we have Frenzy, much like the Rumble small compact and able to be subspaced for instant gratification later. Frenzy ads a bit more spin to the vibe as the rings located around the shaft spin in opposite directions to ensure it stimulates each and every sensor there is.
This one is one of my personal favorites, but don’t let me convince you, it will speak for itself. Ravage is small, sleek, and soundless. For those times you can’t help yourself but don’t want to boss to know what’s going on. Ravage was meant to *wink* Sneak in the back door get the job done and not alert anyone to what he was up to.
On the next table we’ve got another pair of twins, these ones though are libel to have your head spinning! Sideswipe and Sunstreaker! One will take your breath away, but sold as a pack they’ll have both of your ports filled to the max and having you screaming out your own name!
Now I don’t want to brag, but this little thing was my idea. *hold sup small little, red box* This can go anywhere and do like anything. *straps it on to a mannequin* Just press here, and it will insert it’s extending rod, and begin to vibrate at the last setting you had set it to. I like to call this little one Laserbeak. *pushes the button again and then stuffs it in her pocket.*
The focus of this month is April fools, and what better for a fool than the Autobot Commander Optimus Prime. This medium sized rod.. er uhm I don’t think we can really classify it as a rod as it is made totally of soft materials; does absolutely nothing. You can attempt to use it or use it on your partner but don’t be surprised when they ask what happened. *giggles* now I know we always guarantee our products, and this is guaranteed as well to work as exactly how we explain. So in this case, the Optimus Prime is guaranteed to be soft, warm, and do nothing.
To make up for the lack of work that Optimus does, we’re going to give you a deal you can’t pass up. We’re going to give you the Starscream! Careful, this thing is so fast it depletes its batteries rapidly, you’ll be right on the edge of a good time and POOF! Nothing! *grins* Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
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