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All things baught and sold here!
By : StarRaider
Category: Transformers > G1
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*curtain opens to a stage full of items* Welcome folks to March Madness!! *echoes *...

So many great sales this month I don't know where to start. Perhaps left to right shall we? *walks down to far end of table and waves arm over it* this is what we here lovingly call Constructicon Central. If you remember correctly in a past sale we had the Devastator, well he is back and in charge again! Devastator! With six settings! Oil proof water proof and acid resistant! It even comes in Purple and Neon Green! What is new on this bad boy is his friends,*chuckles evilly points to first item*

First we have Long Haul, attaching this little one to the end of you Devastator will bring you endless hours of joy, it is a small little contained ultra battery. Never need to recharge again!

Next is Bonecrusher, now really that isn't a name we had thought would work as it sounds debilitating to ones rod, however, with this sleeve on your Devastator will make any other rod just seem... *snaps fingers* flaccid.

This one is one of my personal favorites, Hook, now here is a product that no matter what you purchase from us will never let you down. Of course all of our products are 100% guaranteed, but where this one arrives you'll understand. Its arm here is made to fit into the power socket of all our products, and with the tip of your finger, can completely customize the vibration and other settings the item may have making anything into perfect pleasure.

The Mixmaster is a very new addition; it can slide down around the Devastator, or your Rod, and at the tip of a touch releases any one of 6 predetermined lubricants to help aid in your fun. This can also be used during oral, with flavor lubes as well.

Ah yes, the Scavenger, don't let the name of this fool you, it isn't some bum off the street. The Scavenger is a professional pleaser. Its soft contoured shaft will easily conform to and tight area to provide maximum fun. This exciting piece for craftsmanship can connect to the base of the Devastator and become a second shaft for double penetration.

Last but not least the Scrapper, noted as the team leader, it can connect all the other components on the Devastator and make them work in sync. The placement of Scrapper on the Devastator makes it become the outer sensor stimulator. And when in command of all six other pieces the Scrapper will show no mercy until the job is done.

*Walks over to middle table*

This small but interesting lot is full of surprises. These three are sold as a group, but can be used independently with ease. First Shrapnel much like the Bumblebee can be hooked into place for outer sensor stimulation, but it also packs a bit of an electric pulse sure to liven any love life up.

This is The Kickback, and just like its name says its ready to just kickback and hang out. The soft lingering undulations of its duel probes can send a femme from a stand still into a quivering mass of relaxed circuits in record time. And if that doesn't please you the second setting gives the two probes a blast of energy that will!

Last of this small group is The Bombshell. Acting as a nero stimulator this can be attached anywhere and then be programmed to stimulate any section of one’s systems. One minute be relaxing having something like a back message, to full blown throws of orgasm! *puts the Bombshell in her pocket.* And when this little bug is used with its cerebral links to his friends Shrapnel and Kickback, they can be cloned and used on one or more systems, or FRIENDS!. The affect wears off once they have been powered down, don't worry they won't infest your quarters.

Our items are 100% guaranteed to please or your money back!

*Finally makes it to the last table.* Do to the popular demand of the DRAGSTRIP! We have brought in some of its friends too! First the Dragstrip Its name belays some of the intended actions, (we STILL don't promote taking warriors from posts) Take your male and drag them back to your special place where you can strip them down and use this ten speed multiple pattern vibrator! Lube is included for hot fast action!

Next the Motormaster, though I might have labeled it a jackhammer, the Motormaster has power and for a novelty item one might say it even has torque. For those that like it hard and fast, its beyond compare.

Deadend, it is anything but, though after a long ride on this you'll he low on energy and ready to pass out.

*Giggles* The Breakdown. No girls this is one that will never fail you, in fact it was named so because sooner or later you'll have to Breakdown and purchase this great toy. Let's just take my word from one femme to another, it is a must have for any girl.

And to complete this month’s collection Wildrider! Now that name fits this thing *turns it on and moves it around the screen* it is powerful enough to get even the hardest to reach places while still tough enough to last through all types of kinky games.

Each one of our items comes with a full 100% orgasm guarantee! If you're not happy send it back at no cost!

*Someone hands host a paper and she reads it.* Great news!! I can't believe this and you won't either. If you order now and order two of our great deals today, we will not only give you the Skywarp as a fee bonus but we've just got a new shipment of our best bonus the Astrotrain!! Yes, that's right, two bonus items!

Those of you just wishing to try our items out I promise you won't be disappointed. Order any one item, and get the second half off and your choice of the Astrotrain or the Skywarp absolutely free! Offer is a first come first serve basis, and there is only a limited number of Astrotrain so act NOW!
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All things baught and sold here!	By : StarRaider Category: Transformers > G1 Views: 2458 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own TFs and I make no profit.

All things baught and sold here!