All things baught and sold here! | By : StarRaider Category: Transformers > G1 Views: 2457 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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February the lovers MONTH, and of courses we have here a huge selection of things for you and your lover, OR just you!
After all why put up with some whinny little Huffer when you can have the THUNDERCRACKER! The Thundercracker is this months’ selected item, this broad vibrator comes with a soft wing span that also has vibe action! The no nonsense controls allow you to turn up and turn on the THUNDER to whatever you’re comfortable with from a mid-day drizzle to full blown hurricane!
I'd like to take a moment and have one of our consumers read her letter,
"I wanted to write in, and let you know that these are some of the best things ever created, I mean I have to admit I was totally skeptical about buying one. My best friend actually pushed me into it, but after I had my Devastator I was hooked! I had to have the Bumblebee, and then I ever talked my mate into the Megatron, boy was he surprised!"
And how did you like the FREE Astrotrain?
"I gave it away as a gift, and I believe she stared shopping here too!"
To set the tone for those lovers out there we brought down the price of our IRONHIDE, you can now get it and all of the accessories for it at HALF PRICE! *wink wink nod smirk*
We here at the company know how rough Decepticon life can be, always on the move taking orders, while still managing to find some time to spend with your special one. This is for you. DRAG STRIP! Its name belays some of the intended actions, (we don't promote taking warriors from posts) Take your male and drag them back to your special place where you can strip them down and use this ten speed multiple pattern vibrator! Lube is included for hot fast action!
Now for those of you that are unsure of yourselves, we have simple items and special lubes for you, take this energon cube for instance, looks normal looks tasty, but what it does is coat the inside of your oral receptor's entrance allowing you to take in more of your mech's glorious rod. *switches hands and holds up new item.* This is perfect for the first time pains in the aft. *tries not to laugh* It is specially formulated to help ease those taunt cables and help you enjoy getting the shaft just as much as the one giving it!
Many of you may not be aware, but here at our company we also want you to be safe. We offer several different kinds of contraceptives. The most common is the prophylactic, simple to use even humans can do it. Simply place on one's rod, and slide all the way down, *holds up model.* This one has a built in Rod Ring for lasting pleasure!
Our items are 100% guaranteed to please or your money back! Sadly, we have ran out of Astrotrains, and cannot send them like we had hoped, however we have upgraded the FREE item to something no one should be without!
*holds up item* The SKYWARP**! This little baby has state of the art technology in it; it reacts to your touch and always seems to crave more! Be rough, it will work harder, be nice and it will cuddle you up! So order now and get your own reactive SKYWARP!
Make February the month to remember and order today!
** The SKYWARP should not be used in conjunction with other items as it may get jealous and refuse to work.
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