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Keef's Best Friends	By : InvaderLindana Category: +G through L > Invader Zim > Slash - Male/Male Views: 3499 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Keef's Best Friends
- 2-The horror
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Keef hid behind a bush in Zim's front yard and peered in the living room window. It appeared his two best friends, Zim and Dib, were fighting again. He tsked to himself. Why would friends fight so much? Keef decided he was going to go ahead and go through with his plan. He was going to get them to get along if it was the last thing he did.
Meanwhile, not knowing Keef was spying on them, Zim and Dib were in the midst of a heated argument.
"Foolish Earth creature! How dare you accuse Zim of such things?!!" The Irken spat.
"Because I could plainly see you were sneaking around my house! Admit it, you were stalking me!" Dib yelled. Zim looked away from him and crossed his arms. "Zim admits nothing. I was sitting in my base ALONE minding my own business."
Dib huffed. "You are such a liar, Zim. That's so typical of you. I can't believe I expected any different after you found out about your exhile." The human started to turn away but Zim stopped him. "What did you mean by that, stink meat?" Dib shrugged him off. "Nothing." Zim stared at him. "Nothing will ever change me. I AM ZIM you foolish Earth monkey!"
By now, Keef was traveling in Zim's airducts. Upon reaching the vent above the living room, Keef slipped a few tiny smoke bombs designed to knock out victims. The bombs did their work and by the time the intruder alarm went off, Zim and Dib were both unconscious. Keef smiled happily and opened the vent to jump through it. He then proceeded to drag his victims to his house.
Sometime later, Zim awoke in a dimly lit room with a major headache. He looked over and saw Keef standing next to him. "Hiya Zim! Glad you woke up." The red-head greeted. Zim jumped in surprise. "Keef? What the hell is going on here?!" The human giggled. "Silly Zim, I brought you and Dib here so you could work out you're differences. I don't like it when my friends fight." The Irken looked over at Dib who was laying unconscious on the floor. "What happened to him?"
"Oh, he won't wake up for a while. I gave him some drug I found in the medicine cabinet. I don't know what it does but I think it's called Spanish Fly or something." Keef told him. Zim's eyes widened in shock. He knew full well through research what Spanish Fly was. It was an aphrodisiac. Of course the only reason he looked that up was because he wanted to see if he could use it to control all humans to do his bidding. "Keef, Spanish Fly is an aphrodisiac. Dib will be extremely horny when he wakes up. How much did you give him?" Keef's face brighted more. "Oh really! Aw, that means you two will REALLY settle your differences! And, I don't really know how much I gave him but I also gave him some other drug I forgot the name of." He smiled and headed for a set of stairs. "Have fun, you two!" Keef ran up the stairs and shut the door.
"No! Nononno!" Zim ran up the stairs and tried to open the door but it was locked. He turned around just in time to see Dib staring at him with lust filled eyes. "Don't come any closer Dib! I mean it!" The Irken threatened.
"Wow, Zim you're so sexy when you're scared." Dib said in a seductive tone. The human grabbed Zim by the wrist and pulled him down the stairs to a mattress on the floor. The alien released his pak legs and tried to stab the human but he only managed to cut him on the stomach. This allowed Zim to escape when Dib clutched at his abdomen. Zim ran up the stairs again and tried the door. He then used his pak leg lazers to open the door and finally succeeded. The alien ran through Keef's house, trying to find an exit when he suddenly ran into Keef.
"Hiya Zim! What are you doing out of the basement? Here, let me take you back down there." The ginger grabbed his arm and led Zim back to the basement. "No! You can't make me go back down there! You're crazy!" The Irken protested. Keef giggled. "You're funny Zim." The two reached the damaged basement door. "Oh dear, looks like I'll have to fix this. You and Dib can stay in the guest bedroom until I get this fixed." Keef walked down the stairs and brought up Dib just as Zim was about to run away again. He dragged them both into a rather small guest bedroom with only one bed and no closet. "Here you go. Now be good and stay here until I fix that door." The red-head left and locked the door behind him.
Dib suddenly crept forward with malicious intent. Zim tried backing away but was stopped by a wall. He tried to use his pak legs again but Dib dodged them and ripped them out forcefully out of Zim's pak with super human strength. The Irken's eyes got wide. It had to have been that other drug Keef gave him. Dib growled and grabbed Zim, throwing him onto the bed. He ripped off the alien's pants and suddenly a look of confusion crossed his face. "Uh, Zim where's your dick at?" Zim just stared at him. "I-keep it inside me. I have to be aroused for it to come out. My lower slit is just that, a slit. All Irkens have both parts but only primarily use one. The other can still be used though." He had no idea why he told him that but it seemed to stall him for a moment. Dib smirked. "So, you have girl parts as well as guy parts?" Zim nodded. "Interesting." The human unfastened his pants and released his throbbing member. Zim tried to thrash and squirm but Dib had him pinned pretty good. He tried kicking him but to no avail, the human was too strong. Suddenly, Dib lifted up his hips and thrusted right in. Zim let out a pained yelp at the sudden intrusion and felt tears well up in his eyes. "Oh, you're a virgin aren't you? Or, at least you were." The human grinned sadistically at him. "Dib listen to me! This isn't you! You're under the influence of drugs! Stop now before it's too late!" Zim pleaded. "It's far too late to stop now, Zim." Dib replied.
End chapter 1! R&R
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