Tale of the demon twat

This was a boring first day of school after Winter break for Jade Chan, the Hong Kong student of Francisco Middle School, at San Francisco.

Sighing, she slouched on her table while waiting for Miss Hartman to begin her lesson. To be honest, after all the excitement she was used to during the many confrontations with the Dark Hand alongside her uncle Jackie Chan last year, she recently started to find school utterly boring. Yet, it didn’t help that after defeating Shendu, they realized he was not the only kind of his species, but was surrounded by a whole family of 8 Demon siblings, which Jackie was currently fighting with her precious help.

In fact, that very day, she was just returning from a trip to Boston, where they sealed a demonic portal. Honestly, she had quite a ringside seat at this occasion, being able to see the fabulous critter from very up close. And after watching all those crazy events, her mind opened to the reality of another universe existing beyond here on earth, awe-inspiring and marvelous.

Compared to this, a normal American middle school represented strictly nothing. Alas, she could not even have the joy to share the wonder with her classmates.

The sad truth is that nobody wanted to hear about her incredible adventures with Uncle Jackie, everybody being convinced she was crazy since the very day she started talking about magic talismans. When she recently switched to stories with Demon sorcerers, obviously, people just accused her of making everything up.

She sighed for a moment.

She had long given up hope to convince them, only receiving mockery in reaction each time, with damn Drew being the first to nag her, whereas the teacher didn’t help with her unpleasant comments on her fertile imagination.

That’s when Miss Hartman entered the classroom, welcoming her students back while putting her bag on the desk.

- Hello everybody. I hope you all enjoy Winter break. Today, I wish to introduce a new classmate who just moved into town. Please come in, Steven.

A thin brown haired preteen walked shyly into the room, saluting timidly the scholar assembly.

- So, children, I would like one of you to show him around the school for next week, any volunteer ?” she adjusted her glasses on her nose while looking impassively at the room.

Obviously, cursed by the lack of enthusiasm and good will of teenagers, no one rushed to offer his help. It looks like nobody cared about the newcomer, already bored with the necessity to come back to school and anticipating the next Spring break.

Noticing the total absence of applicants around her, Jade felt a bit sorry for the poor new guy. It already sucked to change schools between two years, but it extra sucked when you had to do it in the middle of a single year, when the rest of your class already knew each other for a long time.

Seriously, she didn’t understand why nobody volunteered. She found him quite cute with his thin appearance, his little strand of hair hanging above his forehead, his reserved expression in front of this unknown place for him.

She had to help him.

- Hem, Miss Hartman” the chinese girl raised her hand “I can show him around”.

- Jade ? Why not? As long as you don’t bore him with your crazy stories” the mean teacher cast a little barb while noting in her book… Fine, take a seat Steven. Today we are going to see..”

While Miss Hartman was beginning her scholar speech, Steven went to sit quietly right next to Jade, nodding gratefully when he passed in front of her, as Jade gave him a friendly wink.

As the lesson went on, Jade had unusual difficulty to focus, unable to detach her gaze from the new boy sitting on the next desk. From that close, she noticed how handsome he was, even kind of athletic. For some reason, she was feeling weird inside, as if butterflies were flying in her tummy, especially when she let her eyes wander down rudely to his little butt, much to her confusion.

This was really strange.

Eventually, morning class was over and she could finally talk to the fascinating boy directly.

- Hello, Steven, I’m Jade Chan.” she introduced herself

- Hello, Jade. Thanks for showing me the school. I don’t know how I would have done without you, all alone” he showed his gratitude while bowing down a la chinese way, much to Jade’s amusement.

- Yeah, pupils here are not the brightest bulbs of the town” she rolled her eyes “so, follow me and open your eyes big” she gestured to him while walking ahead to start the visit.

That took a while to make the whole tour. Jade took care to show every classroom, various labs, extracurricular activities, gymnasium, canteen, checkroom and so on. Eventually, a bit too soon for her taste, they finished the circuit, back to the starting point.

- So, I think that’s it, dude. Don’t hesitate to ask if you need help with something” Jade concluded, closing her eyes and smiling with sympathy

- Hopefully I’ll get my bearings soon. It was really nice of you to show me for a start. So… do wanna have lunch” he suggested, looking a bit uncomfortable by his words.

- Yeah, of course. Am quite hungry” the chinese girl approved the net idea of her unknowing crush.

With that, they both went out for lunch recess, all these emotions having roused their appetite.

They slowly start to learn more from each other at the cafeteria. Just like Jade, Steven was not really a boy of the West Coast, but recently moved in from Florida. On this topic about their respective origins, he joked about how California looked probably as different for him than it did for a Hong Kong girl like her, brought to each other by their common strangeness to their place of life.

Once lunch was over, they hung out together for a while, small-talking, until afternoon class resumed, forcing them to split again, much to their regret.

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After the end of the school day rang, in the playground, Jade was minding her own business, until she was confronted by Drew.

Hopefully, the glassed guy would not pick her about her adventures for a change.

- Hey Jade, you’re going to the spring dance Friday night ?

- Hmm, I’m thinking about it.

- Well, who are you gonna go with ? a ninja ?” he started to roughly mimic a martial art combat position, waving hands in the air “Or are you gonna fight them on the floor ?” He then punched clumsily against some invisible opponent.

Failed.

Confronted to his cruel mockery, Jade just stayed imperturbable, glaring at the stupid bully while ironically approving.

- You are right Drew, sigh…” she simply said bitterly

Steven, who was observing the scene in the distance, chose this instant to intervene, feeling compelled to take the defense of his school chaperon.

- Hey Drew, who you gonna go with ? Your mother ?” he deservedly replied to the bully’s gratuitous sarcasms.

Taken by surprise, Drew could barely find words to retort

- No, I … uh…” he stuttered, unable to find a correct counter punchline, until the childish assembly around them burst into laughter, forcing the mean kid to run away, tail between legs.

- Hey, thanks Steven, that was super nice of you” she blushed in front of his chivalrous behavior.

- No problem, gal…” he scratched the back of his head in confusion, a bit surprised by his own gallant move.

Then, he quickly redirected the conversation on another subject that niggled him right as Drew mentioned it.

- Jade, by the way, tell me, what nonsense this guy was talking about ? Do you really fight … ninjas ?!” he asked with a puzzled expression while seizing her in his hands, having much difficulty believing this bullshit.

- You bet, man” Jade exclaimed, happy to finally find somebody who deigned to take this subject seriously.

Indeed, Steven seemed to be different from the others. He was no stranger to the supernatural, having grown up in a family that believed in esoteric stuff like ghosts, clairvoyance and various western superstitions. Even if he was clearly skeptical, Jade looked so enthusiastic while talking of her Chinese mythology and giving surprisingly many details of her adventures that he found all this almost credible.

- And Jackie was moving, doing all his super fighting tricks, aya, ay, ah” she tried to mimic a bit of the sophisticated techniques she witnessed her uncle practicing since last year.

- That is so awesome !” Steven expressed a manifest interest in her strange stories.

- That was nothing. Lately, Jackie has been taking worse things than ninjas” Jade added it up.

- Really ? Like what ?” Steven raised an incredulous eyebrow, considering all the difficulty he already had to buy those stories about the Dark Hand.

- Well, you probably won’t believe this; yesterday, we captured part of a Demon!” she casually leaned on a wall, crossing her arms with a smug face.

- No way !” Steven could not repress his skepticism this time. This crazy chick was definitely going too far in her nonsense, even for somebody as open minded as him.

- Way !” Jade still insisted “Wanna see it” she proposed, seeing a hint of interest behind his mask of disbelief.

Yet, Steven hesitated for a moment. He suddenly wondered if it was really wise to follow a lunatic into her weird chinese shop. Usually, it was the girls who had to be careful about those kinds of shenanigans, but for once, roles were reversed.

Not that the perspective of going in Chinatown was reassuring, as the boy was also permeated by some prejudices from ignorance.

- Hum, maybe I should not, I wouldn’t want to get you in trouble with your supernatural family” he laughed, playing along.

- Tch, troubles follow me all the time. Come on, don’t tell me you’re gonna chicken out now” Jade started imitating a fowl.

It looks like this little sting to his self esteem was enough to make Steven accept. After all, it’s not like Jade could overpower him, the young boy naively thought, convinced of his strength. And if she revealed trustworthy, he counted on her presence to pass unnoticed.

- Alright, let’s go. Show me the way” he accepted her invitation.

Jade winked at him as she walked ahead, guiding him in the maze of this part of San Francisco.

Soon, they arrived at the antique shop of the old Uncle of Jade. Opening cautiously the door, the rascal girl immediately muffled the sound of the entrance's small bell, before checking if the coast was clear. Then, without anybody in sight, she gestured at Steven to come in.

Steven was a bit fascinated by the mysterious Chinese relics decorating the room. He never had seen such a quantity of bizarre and weird objects within a single place, between the Ming vases, the glazed earthenware, stylish weapons and many other asiatic stuff he could not identify.

Yet, Jade was guiding him already to a backroom, meaning there was something even more interesting to see. The young boy could not hide his curiosity now.

- I guarantee you’ve never seen anything like this” she whispered, building anticipation.

- Well, I had an old aunt who owned a lot of old British stuff, but nothing to compare with that” he commented on his visit with awe.

Soon, Jade stopped in front of a big gray coffin. A troubling gurgling came from within, as if it was containing something alive, but surely not a kind of exotic pet. Steven could not detach his eyes from the lid as Jade was opening it.

It was not easy to see in the shadow filling the room, but it looked like a kind of tentacle. Maybe it was a kind of octopus, but in this case, why keep it in a dry coffin? By the way, despite his efforts by squinting his eyes, Steven could not catch the main body of the animal inside the container.

- Freaky, huh?” Jade highlighted the weirdness of the situation.

Then, before the boy behind her could approach for a better sight, they were brutally interrupted by a loud noise from behind.

- JAAAAAAAADEE, what are you doing ?!?” an old man bursted inside the room, switching the light on. Alas, before Steven’s eyes could adjust to the change of luminosity, the man rushed to the spot of the coffin, and shut it down immediately, much to the critters dissatisfaction for what the boy could hear nonetheless.

- Huh” Jade tried to make up some senseful story to justify their presence. Though, before she had the time to answer, Uncle was already speaking to her friend behind.

- And whoooooo are yooooou ?” the strange man pointed at the boy with a very long finger, speaking in a heavy Chinese accent.

Immediately, two other people entered the room. A middle aged athletic man, followed by a gigantic sumo, probably the biggest man he ever saw. And God knows America is full of fatties.

- Uncle, what’s going on?” the thinner one asked to the old man, apparently very concerned

- Jade opened the box with “you know what” inside” the elderly explained, while muttering the end quietly, covering his mouth with his strangely long fingers.

Steven was fairly intimidated by both of the obese and old skinny persons in front of him now. He knew there were some weird people living inside the Chinese quarter of San Francisco, but not to this point !

Suddenly, his overconfidence in his self reliance was fading like snow under the sun. Maybe sneaking in this place was not a very bright idea, he gulped nervously. Hopefully they would not blame him too much.

- Jade, you know you’re not supposed to open the box with the "you know what inside”, the younger man lectured Steven’s friend.

Though, the boy could not let his crush suffer from the bad consequences of their shared misdeed. Thus, he found the courage to step forward and take her defense, in a very chivalrous way

- Jade did not open it. I… I did” he confessed, charging himself alone.

Let’s hope Chinatown did not have its own courts in addition to all this bizarre stuff.

- Hmmm, that seems suspicious… show me your marks, Demonboy” the Uncle suddenly grabbed Steven’s hands, examining any oddity on them.

- Please, I didn’t mean to cause any trouble, Sir. I just wanted to see the… you know what inside” Steven pleaded his cause by arguing mere curiosity.

Sincerely, he didn’t feel very comfortable in front of this old crank, all the more that his behavior seemed to indicate he was losing his marbles. Well, like his parents told him, better not upset the nut ones, so he let the so called Uncle check whatever he wanted on his skin, yet wondering what the guy could be looking for.

Finally, not observing anything out of normal on the boy, Uncle walked away while grumbling, displaying a perplexed expression.

Relieved to see the cringing moment was gone at last, Jade took the lead back, introducing her companion to the rest of her family.

- This is Steven, a friend I just met at the school today. We were hanging out together, and when I told him about Uncle’s antique shop, he was super interested to see it. Then, hum, let’s say curiosity got the better of him” she gratefully winked to him.

- Hello Steven. I’m Jackie Chan and this is Tohru” the Sumo and the athletic man greeted him while introducing themselves as well “I’m not sure if it was curiosity or my niece Jade who got the better” Jackie still looked very suspiciously at blushing Jade “but you know the chinese adage : curiosity killed the cat”.

- It’s chinese?” the boy frowned incredulously

- No, but I’m sure it could, ” Jackie laughed, satisfied with his prank.

- Ah, ah, yeah. Well, it was nice meeting all of you. Sorry again for the trouble. I… guess I should be going now.” Steven hurried to take leave, still not super reassured by the exotic ambiance of the shop along with the weird people filling it.

Once outside, in the more familiar street of the city, he could finally take a breathe; still wondering if all he saw there was real.

- Hey, Steven, thanks for taking the hit! That was super nice of you!” Jade who was following took the occasion they were alone to verbally show her gratitude “No one ever did this for me”

- That’s what friends are for” the boy welcomed her, shrugging with a smile.

- Well that was super cool, anyway. See you tomorrow, man” the girl gave him goodbye while closing the door.

- I hope so” Steven dreamily muttered to himself while hitting the road back to his home, barely realizing the crazy shit he confronted for the good of his female pal.

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Later that evening, Jade was doing the laundry with Tohru, enthusiastically talking about her new friend and everything they shared in common.

- Steven totally gets me. We like the same things, and he actually listens to me when I talk to him about Chinese culture… We’re like, Yin and Yang” she aligned two socks, white and black, in a circle evoking the Tao symbol to illustrate.

- You mean, good and evil ?” Tohru questioned, not sure to seize the real meaning of the metaphor.

- Left and right, two part of the same whole, duh” then looking down with a bothered face “but I’m not sure he knows it”

- Why don’t you ask him to the school dance ?” Tohru suggested for the next move.

- Ew, like on a date ? We’re friends !” Jade protested, still not fully conscious of her feelings for the handsome boy. “Besides, what if he says no ?”

Suddenly, she realized she needed to ponder about her true relationship with Steven. Taking the bag of clothes, she went to climb upstairs to her bedroom.

- Alright, that was a big day. I think it’s bedtime for me. Thanks for covering for me, Tohru ” she waved goodnight to her big friend, a bit circumspect in front of her haste to go to sleep for once.

After getting in her PJ and brushing her teeth, Jade laid for a while in her bed, wide open eyes looking in the dark.

She thought at first that Steven was only a normal friend, but the more she reflected about it, the more she wondered if he could be … more than this.

But dating ? It was totally something else. Usually,  it implied a bigger intimacy than classical friendship. Doing things like kissing, with tongues shoved in each other's mouth as she witnessed it in some romantic films.

Would she like to do those kinds of things with Steven ? The more she considered the idea, the more appealing it appeared. Yes, she could totally picture how they would bring their faces closer until lips touched, their respective tongues coiling together in the most sensual way.

Suddenly, Jade noticed she was getting wet between her legs. It looks like her fanny was leaking this strange liquid again. Still ignorant of the birds and the bees, the silly girl could not make the connection between her luscious thoughts about Steven and her coinciding arousal.

Yet, like many resourceful little girls, Jade learned a long time ago how playing with her crotch would relax her for a good night of sleep, unknowingly masturbating in fact. Though, it looked like fantasizing about this boy while caressing herself seemed to only heighten the feeling, until she soon shrieked in ecstasy as she bursted far stronger than ever before.

Covering her mouth in shame, Jade looked at the dark wet spot now covering the middle of her pants. She never released that much juices before, as she scooped a sample with her hand, playing with the viscous stuff by closing and spreading her fingers successively while looking at it perplexedly. Was it because of Steven ?

Tasting the bodily fluids out of curiosity, a devious idea flashed in her mind as she wondered if her crush would like playing with her butt, and show him his own bits too. Yes, that was worth developing their relationship in that case; she closed her eyes while savoring.

Damn, the horny girl could not wait for tomorrow, as she exceptionally started another masturbation session, dreaming of her Don Juan.

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While Jade was enjoying herself, Steven was also pondering long and hard his own opinion about the feelings he was developing toward the cute asian girl. 

Until then, he never got interested in girls, being not the skirt-chaser kind of guy. But Jade was not like the average American middle-schooler. She looked very mature and self confident for her age; even quite bold and audacious when he remembered the shenanigan she brought him into, revealing an adventurer part in himself that he didn’t suspect before.

Note that the previous metaphor was also very literal considering the big erection sprouting from his crotch at the moment. For the first time, Steven felt aroused by a real lady among his relatives, not just some abstract ideal mate. Thus, he decided it was worth rubbing a quickie one, moaning while dreaming some lewd fantasy about his crush, unknowingly joining her spirit in this sexually tense night.