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AD4-No Secrets Between Friends	By : HeadHunter Category: +1 through F > American Dad Views: 14773 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "American Dad" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

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American Dad
(Episode 4)
No Secrets Between Friends
by HeadHunter
CHAPTER 1
Secret Kinks
   School had just let out at Pearl Bailey High School in Langley Falls, Virginia. Steve Smith and his best friend, Schmuely “Snot” Lonstein, walked down the hallway side by side.
   Snot glanced over at Steve, who was smiling contentedly. “You know…” Snot remarked, “You’ve been uncharacteristically cheerful all day, what’s up with you?”
   “What?” Steve replied, “Can’t a guy be cheerful once in a while?”
   “I guess…” Snot answered, “But it seems like you’re hiding something. C’mon, Steve, spill it!”
   “I don’t know if I should, Snot.” Steve said, “It’s kinda personal!”
   “Hey!” Snot replied in a rebuking tone, “No secrets between friends, remember!”
   “Yeah… yeah, you’re right.” Steve conceded, “Promise you won’t be too shocked…”
   “Um… Okay.” Snot replied suspiciously.
   “I’ve been fucking Hayley!” Steve whispered.
   “Steve!” Snot hissed, “You’re fucking your sister! That’s incest!”
   “Come on, Snot!” Steve replied, “It’s no biggie! Hayley’s really into it and it’s fun!”
   “But she’s married!” Snot retorted, “What about Jeff?”
   “Jeff’s okay with it!” Steve said.
   “What about your mom!” asked Snot, “What if she finds out?”
   “Yeah… about that…” Steve looked around the hallway to see if anyone was nearby before whispering, “I’m fucking Mom too! And Dad’s in on it too, fucking Hayley!”
   “Wow!” Snot exclaimed, “I had no idea you were so kinky, Steve! Your whole family! Y’know… I… I kinda like it!”
   “Say…” Steve recalled, “Didn’t you have a crush on Hayley?”
   “Still do I guess…” Snot replied glumly.
   “Well, now that I’m tappin’ Hayley’s pussy,” Steve said, “maybe I can get you up in that too!”
   “Really?” Snot replied, suddenly encouraged, “Me fucking Hayley?”
   “Maybe even Mom too!” Steve grinned.
   “Oh, my God!” Snot replied, a noticeable bulge growing in his crotch, “Fucking Francine! Come on, Steve! We’ve gotta get to your house quick!”
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   Back at the Smith residence, Steve’s sister Hayley and her husband, Jeff were in their bedroom, naked.
   Jeff was on the bed on his hands and knees, naked except for the Panama hat he nearly always wore. Hayley knelt behind him wearing nothing but her headband and a strap-on dildo.
   She bucked her hips back and forth, riding the ten inch gray phallus in and out of her husband’s lubed up asshole.
   “Yeah, Babe!” Jeff grinned, “That hits the spot! Harder! Really get it up in there!”
   Hayley chuckled as she pistoned the sex toy back and forth inside Jeff’s asshole. “You’re really getting a kick out of this big dildo, aren’t you?”
   “You bet!” Jeff replied, “It’s a lot bigger than your six inch strap-on! Where’d you get it?”
   Suddenly the bedroom door flew open and Roger Smith barged in. “There it is!” the dumpy gray alien exclaimed angrily, “What are you doing with my penis?”
   Roger was currently in character, dressed in a pair of tight white pants and a white collared shirt, unbuttoned to the waist. He wore a close cut male wig on his bulbous head and a fake mustache.
   “Hey, Roger!” Jeff smiled broadly, “Hayley and I like to play a little role reversal now and then!”
   “I don’t care what you’re doing!” Roger fumed, “Dick Hardonsky, European porn star, has a rehearsal tonight and I need that penis! It’s crucial to the character! I look all over the place for it, and here I find it buried up Jeff’s cornhole!”
   “I found it in Mom’s room!” Hayley explained, “I thought it was hers!”
   “That’s because I left it there last night!” Roger said.
   “You were doing Mom?” Hayley smirked.
   “Well, I was trying, but Stan kicked me out.” Roger frowned, “But that penis is not a toy!”
   “Actually,” Jeff interjected, “isn’t a strap-on technically a sex-toy?”
   “It’s a prosthetic device!” Roger replied, annoyed, “And it’s a custom order because apparently ‘battleship gray’ is not a standard color! It cost me a dollar fifty extra on Stan’s credit card!”
   Hayley slid the ten inch tool from Jeff’s asshole and unfastened the strap from her waist. “Okay, Roger…” she agreed, “I’ll give it back… but you gotta fuck me with it first!”
   “The great Dick Hardonsky! Lowering himself with a common trollop!” Roger replied indignantly. He suddenly broke into laughter, “Who am I kidding! He fucks whores like you all the time! Let’s go!”
   Hayley handed Roger the strap-on.
   Roger unfastened his tight polyester pants and slid them off. He fastened the strap-on phallus around his waist and Jeff and Hayley marveled as the gray strap seemed to blend seamlessly with Roger’s malleable gray skin. He pressed beneath the testicles and the dildo went soft, telescoping into a five inch flaccid cock. “Good!” he said, “It still works!”
   “How’d you do that?” Hayley asked.
   “A little bit of alien hydraulics and a little CIA technology!” Roger said, “Stan helped me rig it up once I told him he could take credit for the hydraulic thing at work!” He pushed the hidden button again and the plastic cock sprung back to full size.
   Hayley lay back on the bed, spreading her legs wide to give Roger access to her moist shaved pussy. Jeff stood by at the side of the bed, cock in hand, eager to watch his wife get plowed by Roger’s porn star persona.
   Roger climbed up on the bed, waddling over between Hayley’s legs and kneeling down at her steamy crotch. He placed the iron-gray head of the artificial phallus between Hayley’s pink cunt lips and thrust his hips slowly forward, inching the thick gray cock into her tightly stretched pussy.
   “Oh, my God!” Hayley screamed as Roger’s plastic penis burrowed into her tautly expanded vagina. A flood of juices exuded from the overstretched tissues of her cunt as Roger’s cock forced its way further inside.
   “You ever had anything that big, Babe?” Jeff asked with a grin.
   “Not since Avery’s ten-incher!” Hayley admitted. Hayley had once had a fling with her father’s boss, Avery Bullock, discovering—much to her surprise—that he was hung like the proverbial mule!
   She looked down to see Roger straining to cram more of the pussy-packing dildo into her cunt. He reared back and began pumping, forcefully shuttling the slippery gray pole in and out of Hayley’s juicing cunt hole.
   Hayley stared in awe as she saw the outline of the massive strap-on embossed on her abdomen. She watched it move up and down her belly as Roger pounded in and out of her seething twat.
   “Oh, fuck!” Hayley screeched, “That’s amazing!”
   Jeff stepped up to the bed. His hand sliding rapidly along the length of his four inch cock. “Geez, Babe!” he grimaced, “I’m gonna cum all over your face soon!”
   Roger sped up his pace, brutally ramming the gargantuan fuck toy in and out of Hayley’s seething cunt. Tears welled up in Hayley’s eyes and her overheated pussy drooled juices out onto the bedspread. “I’m gonna cum, Roger! I’m gonna cum!”
   “Cum, Hayley!” Roger roared, “And the name is ‘Dick’ by the way… But, the hell with that, just fucking CUM!”
   Hayley’s cunt clamped around the violently pistoning dildo as she tensed from head to toe. Her whole body convulsed in orgasm and she thrashed uncontrollably on the bed, impaled on Roger’s massive prosthetic penis.
   Just at that moment, Jeff’s engorged cock erupted, spurting a searing blast of creamy white goo across Hayley’s contorted face. Another forceful burst spattered across her skin, painting her face from forehead to chin in thick pearly semen.
   Hayley turned toward Jeff’s gushing cock, catching the final jets of scalding sperm in her open mouth. She swallowed down the thick spicy slime, savoring the salty-sweet flavor as it glided warmly down her throat.
   Roger backed away, his artificial cock slithering from Hayley’s steaming cunt. He pressed the concealed button beneath the scrotum and the cock returned to its more compact limp state.
   Hayley lay back on the bed panting breathlessly, her smiling face slathered with a pearly coating of Jeff’s thick testicle goo. “Wow!” she gasped, “Amazing!”
   “That was fuckin’ hot, Hayley!” Jeff exclaimed.
   “You know it, Babe!” Hayley agreed.
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