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All in the Life of a Loud	By : AberrantScript Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 11492 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own The Loud House and make no money off this work of fiction.

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Author's Notes:
These are just a random assortment of snippets, all obviously AU and completely unrelated to each other. Honestly, I have no idea if any of these have been written before, though the Ronnie Anna and Luan Loud scene was inspired by JumpJump's comic. The chosen genre is humor because, let's face it, I'm insane and find all of these hilarious. However, other genres will pop up now and then. I do plan to add to this every now and then, though that will happen only occasionally.
Disclaimer: The Loud House Copyright Nickelodeon (2017)
Funny Bone
Lincoln was baffled when he heard strange sounds coming from Luna and Luan's room.
"Hey, Lisa, do you think that's one of Luan's pranks?"
She sighed. "No, Lincoln."
Then, a particularly clear, loud moan escaped one of their mouths.
Suddenly blushing, his mouth wide open in shock, Lincoln could only babble inanely.
"Yes, our dear sisters have been procreating like rabbits for weeks on end."
That shocked Lincoln out of his stupor.
"But, wait, two girls can't make a baby."
Lisa rubbed at her glasses. "Which is exactly what I told them. Fortunately, science was able to solve their dilemma. "
"Wha-!?"
"Yep, should make for an interesting case study."
"Wait, but then, who has the... you know...?"
"You can't guess? Luan hasn't been able to shut up about her funny bone for weeks."
What's So Funny?
Ronnie Anne watched as the groggy girl chained up before her slowly opened her eyes.
"G'morning, loser, did you sleep well?" Her grin was dripping with malice.
The girl, spreadeagled against a wall, the cuffs digging into her wrists and ankles, only chuckled and looked up defiantly. Her long brown hair was in a mess, cascading haphazardly down her shoulder, her braces glinting in the light.
"You know what's so funny about that question?"
Ronnie Anne's eyes narrowed. "That you're about to die, Luan?"
Luan chuckled. "Good one!" Then, she smirked. "But actually I did sleep well, very well, in fact, just the other day with your boyfriend... Lincoln. And, boy, did we sleep well together!"
And as Luan laughed hysterically, shedding a few tears, Ronnie Anne put on brass knuckles, reached back, and, with a fierce growl, swung with all her might.
Hump Day
Lincoln was busy reading a comic on his bed, wearing nothing but his underwear, when a knock sounded at his door.
"Who is it?" he called, his eyes not leaving the comic.
Leni's head popped through the doorway. "Hey, Lincy!"
Sparing a quick glance at his older sister before he became engrossed with his comic again, he smiled at her. "Hi, Leni. Did you want something?"
He turned his eyes back to the comic, missing her smiling cutely at him.
"I wanted to spend the day with you, Lincy. Today's a special day!" She closed the door behind her, taking a few steps closer to her brother.
He flipped a page. "What's special about today?"
She quickly stripped herself down to her birthday suit, leaving only her sunglasses and her brilliant smile. "Oh, today's Wednesday, silly!"
Trapped within the pages of an epic fight scene, he ignored his sister as she set on his bed.
Realizing her brother was practically in a trance, she helpfully rid him of his one piece of clothing, tossing it on the floor with her own clothes.
Leaning closer to him, her bare chest rubbing against his comic, she giggled. "And I wanna spend it with you, and only you."
His sister's presence completely forgotten, Lincoln nearly screamed when he was suddenly shoved down to his bed, his comic knocked off onto the floor. He felt a weight pin him down to the mattress as pillow-soft lips claimed his mouth in an instant. His eyes blew open wide in shock.
"What in the earth are you doing? And where are your clothes!?"
Giggling at his cuteness, she leaned back up. "Aren't you interested in what happened to your underwear, Lincy?" She winked at him.
Looking down, he saw she was right. But noticing how aligned they were together, he gulped loudly. "S-so, w-what are you doing, L-Leni?"
Lifting herself up slightly, she relished in Lincoln's blush, the desire in his eyes.
"Today's hump day, Lincoln. And we're celebrating."
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