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Party Crashers	By : HeadHunter Category: +1 through F > Flintstones Views: 5745 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "The Flintstones" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

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The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "The Flintstones" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.
SYNOPSIS: Wilma & Betty decide to infiltrate the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes when they learn a local pornstar will be performing there for a party.
CODES: 3Plus AFFO Anal DP F/F M/F Oral
The Flintstones
Party Crashers
by HeadHunter
CHAPTER 1
Party at the Lodge
   “You ready, Freddy?” Barney Rubble chuckled as he stood in the doorway of the Flintstones’ house wearing the blue fur horned busby hat of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes.
   “Almost!” Fred replied, adjusting his own hat in the mirror, he straightened his blue fur tie and struck a pose “There! How do I look, Barn?”
   Barney stepped up in front of Fred and gave him the once-over. “Dashing as usual!” he smiled.
   “We better be heading to the lodge then.” Fred said, “This party is gonna be wild!”
   The two men turned to head for the door only to find Fred’s wife, Wilma, standing in front of it, blocking the way. “Wild party at the lodge, huh?” she said with a cross look on her face, “Just how wild is it gonna be?”
   “Uh…” Fred paused nervously, “It’s Joe Rockhead’s birthday party.” he explained, “That’s all!”
   “Are there going to be girls there?” Wilma asked.
   “G…girls?” Fred stuttered.
   “Yes,” Wilma stared intimidatingly, “Girls! And don’t lie to me, Fred Flintstone!”
   “Okay…”, Fred admitted sheepishly, “The Grand Poobah did hire an exotic dancer…”
   “You mean a stripper!” Wilma scowled.
   “A dancer, Wilma!” Fred insisted, “We found her on the web. She’s kind of a local celebrity, right, Barn?”
   “Right, Fred!” Barney confirmed, “She’s legit!”
   “She’d better be!” Wilma said skeptically as she stepped aside, “You boys behave yourselves!”
   “Of course, Wilma!” Fred grumbled, “Geez!”
   “Exotic dancer, huh!” Wilma mumbled as she watched the guys drive off in Fred’s car.
   Moments later she saw Betty Rubble coming toward the house from across the yard. “Hey, Wilma!” she called out, “I’ve found something you’ll wanna see!”
   Betty marched into Wilma’s house and walked over to the computer. “I did a little snooping in Barney’s browser history and guess what I found?” she typed in an address on the stone keyboard.
   A webpage popped up showing a buxom blonde cave-woman in a zebra skin dress. “This is the ‘local celebrity’ the boys have been talking about. The one who’s performing at the lodge!”
   “Buxy Bauxite.” Betty read the name from the screen. “She’s a webcam pornstar!”
   Wilma pored over the pictures on the page. Several shots showed Buxy and several other girls playing with sex toys and indulging in lesbian sex acts. Others showed her and the other women being fucked by numerous men.
   “Who are these other sluts?” Wilma asked.
   “She calls them ‘Buxy’s Girls’!” Betty replied, “She takes them to all of her ‘performances’!”
   Wilma fumed, “Why those horny bastards!” she scowled, “We oughta crash that party at the Water Buffalo lodge! But how…?”
   Betty perused the webpage, poring over the pictures of Buxy’s Girls. “Look here, Wilma!” she pointed out two masked women, “These two girls look a lot like us, don’t ya think?”
   Wilma stared at the pictures, “Kinda.” she agreed, “Amber and Crystal, huh?”
   “And all the girls in the pictures wear those black domino masks.” Betty said, “Like the ones we wore last Halloween! It seems like it kinda their gimmick!”
   “All right!” Wilma smirked, “I’ll dig up the masks, you go pull up Barney’s car. We’re going to the lodge!”
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   Several minutes later, Wilma and Betty pulled into the parking lot of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes lodge. “Look, Wilma!” Betty exclaimed, pointing at one of the cars in the parking lot, “There’s Crystal and Amber!”
   The two women were exiting a nearby vehicle and heading toward the entrance to the lodge. “Hey, ladies!” Wilma shouted, “Are you two with Buxy’s Girls?”
   “We sure are!” smiled Crystal. The busty raven-haired starlet blew a pink orb of bubblegum, then popped it, sucking it back into her mouth. “I’m Crystal, and this is Amber!”
   “Charmed!” giggled the red-haired Amber, “Are you guys fans?”
   “Oh, yes!” Wilma replied, “Big fans. So what do you guys have planned for the party tonight?”
   “Same old usual.” Crystal replied with a bored look, “A lezzie sex-show… maybe suck a few cocks!”
   “With any luck we’ll get fucked by a bunch of rowdy Buffaloes!” Amber giggled.
   “Well, I heard somebody called the cops and reported you guys!” Betty said, nodding at Wilma, signaling her to follow her lead.
   “Yeah!” Wilma interjected, “Something about ‘lewd conduct’? Anyway, there’s gonna be a raid! We came to warn you guys!”
   Crystal and Amber looked at each other with surprise. “A raid!” Crystal said, “Geez! C’mon Amber! We’d better leave!”
   “What about Buxy and the rest of the girls?” Amber asked as she climbed in the car.
   “We were just headed in to warn them!” Betty replied, “Go on. You girls better get out of here!”
   Wilma and Betty watched as the car drove away with the two bimbos. “Nice work, Betty!” Wilma grinned, donning her mask, “Now let’s crash this party!”
   Wilma and Betty walked up to the door of the lodge. A burly fellow in a blue Water Buffalo hat stood in the doorway. He ogled the two women with a salacious grin. “Two more of Buxy’s Girls, huh?” he asked, “Names, please!”
   “I’m Amber!” Wilma replied.
   “And I’m Crystal!” Betty added.
   The doorman ran his finger down the list of names on the stone slab in his hand. A small picture was chiseled into the tablet beside each name and he made a cursory comparison between the two women and the images.
   “All righty!” he replied, taking a stylus and scratching an X into the boxes next to their names. “Go on in, ladies!”
   Wilma and Betty entered the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes lodge.
   They scanned the room. Up on stage, Buxy herself squatted over a ten-inch granite dildo, hopping up and down on the stone toy, driving it deep inside her tight squishing cunt. The drunken lodge members hooted and cheered as the blonde bombshell masturbated for their entertainment.
   “‘Exotic dancer’ my ass!” Wilma grumbled.
   Suddenly a pair of strong hands reached out and grabbed a hold of Betty. “Hey there, sexy!” Joe Rockhead slurred drunkenly, “What’s your name?”
   “Um…I’m… er…” Betty hesitated, momentarily forgetting her alias, “I’m Crystal!”
   “Well, hi, Crystal! I’m the birthday boy… Joe!” he grinned, “How about a birthday blowjob, baby?”
   Betty leaned over and whispered frantically to Wilma, “Aw, Gee! What do I do now?”
   “Give him a blowjob!” Wilma suggested.
   “WHAT?” Betty hissed.
   “Why not!” Wilma shrugged, “Suck him off and he’ll let you go! It’s just a blowjob!”
   “Um… okay.” Betty agreed, kneeling down in front of Joe, “C’mon big guy,” she cooed, “Let’s get busy!” She lifted up Joe’s white fur tunic, exposing his seven-inch throbbing erection. “Ooo!” she purred, “That’s a nice one!”
   Wilma scanned around the room to see if anyone was watching the lewd act going on right here on the floor. She noticed several of Buxy’s Girls already on their knees servicing other tipsy lodge members and decided that Betty was fine without a lookout!
   Betty slipped her lips over the livid head of Joe’s engorged cock and slid her face down on his throbbing shaft. She sucked hard, enjoying the musky male taste of his cock flesh.
   Joe began humping at Betty’s face, thrusting his cock in and out of her salivating mouth. “C’mon, baby!” Joe grinned, “Suck it harder! Make me cum, bitch!”
   Betty sped up her sucking, bobbing her head back and forth on the drunken man’s rigid cock shaft. She gave his balls a gentle squeeze, kneading the sensitive orbs within. Any second now and she would be drinking down the tasty goo that churned within these hot heavy globes.
   Betty swirled her tongue around Joe’s cock as she sucked, teasing his cock shaft while she tugged at his sperm-laden testicles.
   Joe let out a sudden grunt and plowed his hips forward, burying his hard cock to the root in Betty’s mouth and unloading a torrent of hot glutinous sperm into her gulping throat.
   Wilma’s cunt juiced as she watched Betty’s cheeks bulge with the gobs of hot semen that flooded into her mouth. She saw Betty’s cheeks contract and heard her gulp loudly as she struggled to swallow down the voluminous blasts of sperm that Joe was blasting down her throat.
   Betty slid her lips from Joe’s slippery dick, scraping off the coating of cum with her teeth. She swallowed down the stringy clots of sperm as she faded back into the crowd, leaving the boozy Joe reeling from his recent orgasm.
   “That was fuckin’ hot, Betty!” Wilma giggled.
   “You’re telling me!” Betty tittered, “Tasty too! Come on… let’s find the boys. We’ll see what sort of trouble they’re getting themselves into!”
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