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Disclaimer: Contains Spandy, Smut please read with caution SpongeBob is the property of Nickelodeon. I wrote this story for my, and maybe your pleasure, I dont make money off of these stories, I just write them for fun.

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- 1-July 14th
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Ok I know Im a little late, pft little? July was like... 5 months ago.. its November now, going on December... oh shat up, who gives a fack? Well July, and the title, "30" basically shouts out that his is a fucking smut.. YAY! HOORAY.. this cant be put on FFN! Hoogay now without any further fuck ups, other than myself.. let the story begin!

July 14, 2016

“Happy birthday Spongebob!” shouted the entire population of Bikini Bottom that filled the small Pineapple shaped house.

They all crowded around a tall Birthday cake with Spongebobs first name iced onto the cake with two number candles that spelt out the big number thirty.

“Wow, I can't believe I'm thirty already.” Spongebob said as he stared at the glowing candles.

It was true our childhood friend was now thirty, he wasn't the funny thirteen year old seventeen years ago. After the cake people would come up with gifts, and more greetings, “Here, don't say anything, just take it, and happy birthday, Spongebob.” Squidward said as he handed Spongebob a card that read, “Congrats on turning 30.” Spongebob smiled at the card, “Thanks Squidward, I'm glad you could make it.” he said as Squidward rolled his eyes, “Well, I couldn't pass up the chance to see you become an even older man.” Squidward said, Spongebob just laughed, “Another ten and I'll start looking like you.” Spongebob joked.

Patrick was the next to walk up to him, “Happy Birthday buddy, heres your present.” Patrick said as he handed Spongebob a rock with a ribbon on it, Spongebob but on a small smile, “Uh, thanks.” he said as he looked at the priceless gift, but considering it was from Patrick, he wasn't surprised, “I’ll uh, put this in my collection of rocks from Patrick.” Spongebob nodded before he turned to walk to the kitchen and was stopped by Krabs.

“Happy 30th lad, man I can't believe that the son I never had, nor wanted, just turned 30, man that's half the age I am.” Krabs said, “I was gonna getcha somethin, but the store charged too much, the prices today are ridiculous.” Krabs rolled his eyes, Spongebob huffed a chuckle, “A happy birthday will do just fine.” Spongebob nodded as he put on a fake smile.

Spongebob walked through his house with a cup in his hand, many people still greeting him with a happy birthday, Sandy approached him, “Hiya Spongy.” she said with a hug, “Hi Sandy, how’s the party?” Spongebob asked her, “Great, oh yeah before I forget, Happy Birthday.” Spongebob smiled with a blush, “Thanks Sandy, that means a lot,” he said, “I gotcha something,” she said, “Really? What is it?” he asked, Sandy smiled, “Well that Mr. Squarepants, is a surprise,” Sandy winked.

Spongebob smiled, “A surprise? I love surprises, where is it?” he asked, “You’ll find out, once everyone leaves, don't want them ta feel bad that they couldn't give ya something this special.” Sandy said, “Darn, well then, I guess I have no choice but to wait, are you really going to do this to me Sandy? It's my birthday.” he said, Sandy laughed, “Sorry Spongy, just enjoy the party till then.” Sandy said Spongebob nodded, the night ‘was’ young, unlike him, and there was much more things to do, like play games.

Hours later

“Bye! Thank you for coming!” Spongebob waved from his door as all his guests left, all except for Sandy who sat on his couch waiting for him to come back inside. Spongebob closed the door and turned to her, he shot her a kind smile and walked over to her, he then sat down next to her, his arm hung over the back of the couch.

“Everyone's gone now, so.. When can I get my gift?” Spongebob asked, Sandy giggled, “Soon enough, I think y’all might like it.” she said, Spongebob also giggled, “I know I’ll like it, especially if it came from you.” Spongebob said, Sandy stood up, his eyes followed her, “Is it ready now?” he asked, “Come on, it’s in yer room.” she said as she gestured for him to follow her up the stairs.

Spongebob walked in ahead of Sandy as she held his door open, he flipped the lights on, there was a tiny wrapped box on his bed, his eyes widened, “Is that it?” he asked her, Sandy nodded as he picked the box up, “Can I open it?” he asked, “Could ya wait just a minute? I gotta use the bathroom.” she said as she gestured to his bathroom, Spongebob nodded as he sat on the edge of his bed and waited for her to get back.

After ten long minutes, Sandy walked out of the bathroom, ‘what, is she wearing?’ he thought to himself as she looked over herself, she was wearing a yellow see through babydoll lingerie dress, the color of her skin matched beautifully with the revealing dress.

He felt a lump form in his throat, he had never seen something, so, beautiful, yeah Sandy was beautiful on an everyday basis, but this only brought out more of her feminine beauty, why was she… ‘be quite Spongebob’

Sandy approached him, “I'm not sure if y’all are the type that likes this sorta gift, I mean… I hope y’all are, but if…” “N, No.. d, don't be s, silly…” he said, sweat began to bead down his face his eyes rested on her see through top, he gulped, “Oh, w, wow..” he said, Sandy smiled as she pressed her lips against his ear, her hot breath tickled the side of his ear, “Spongebob… We’ve been friends, for a… long time.” she said as she pulled away from his face, it was true, they had been friends for well over seventeen years, “and I'm sure that be both have developed, feelings, for one another.” she said, “and as we, matured, we’ve even had certain dreams of one another, and…” she was right there too, he had dreams of her and him, ones that he shouldn't have, but he was a man, and he did sometimes think, or dream of adult things.

“So.. why don't.. We make some of those dreams come true?” she questioned him, his throat was clogged, he wanted nothing more than to agree, she buried her face in his shoulder, her hands flipped up his collar as she tickled the side of his neck.

Spongebob nudged her head with his cheek, just to expose her lips, he locked onto her, Sandy turning her head to get a better position, her arms wrapped around his neck as he smothered her with his lips, ‘this is better then any gift that I’ve gotten in the thirty years that I’ve been alive.’ he thought to himself as he held onto the back of her head.

Sandy let out a moan as his tongue penetrated her mouth, his tongue in search of hers, a trail of saliva slipped down the side of their lips, his hands glided down her soft figure, stopping just at her hips, he brought her in closer to him, their bodies gliding against each other, she shuttered as she felt his bulge pressed against her.

Sandy pulled out of the kiss, she stared into his lustful eyes, she was panting, his hands still held onto her hips, she grinned before she yanked his shirt down off of him, exposing his bare toned chest, her hands ran down the soft material that he was made out of.

Spongebob brushed his hand over her cheeks, his hand adjusted her chin to look at him, “I would love them to.” Spongebob answered, Sandy smiled as he brought her back in for more, Spongebob sat down on the foot of his bed before pulling her on his lap.

His hands began to trail under the yellow material, feeling the soft fur, Sandy moaned as he began to rub her chest, his soft delicate fingers worked magically to massage her chest, he held her chin up as he licked, kissed, sucked and teased her neck, “huh.. Spongebob.” she would moan, Spongebob looked up at her face, “You are the only person in my life that I’ve ever wanted, to be like this, I’ve saved myself for someone really special, like you.. With all the women in my life, none of them mean nothing to me like you do, I would go back just to reject them again, and again.” Spongebob nodded, like he’s ever had women clawing at him, well with the amount of money he made from the show and how well he cooked, it wasn't a surprise either.

Sandy smiled, “Y’all are so sweet..” she said Spongebob just smiled, “So what, Spongebob.. Are we gonna do this, or what?” she smirked, Spongebob just stared up at her before she shoved him down on the bed.

He stared up at her, his hands held her hips in place as she swayed back and forth over his groin area, her hands slowly ventured down her body to find his waiting at her hips, she cupped his hands in hers and led them up her body while pulling the dress with them. Once Spongebob figured out what he was supposed to do he gripped at the yellow cloth, and pulled it over her head and off.

His hands then slid down from her shoulders and over her breasts, his fingers raked delicately over her skin as if he were touching a fragile gift, he smiled as he remembered that ‘she’ was his gift, and he laughed to himself as he knew that she could take more than just a soft stroke of his hands.

He didn't say he was going to take it easy, he was going to show her that he had a rough side too, and as she's said that she liked bad boys, that was what he was sure to give her when the time came. For now, he would just play innocent, funny, this thing they were doing wasn't at all innocent but the opposite of it.

Sandy leaned down over him, his hands finding the side of her face and the back of her head, he pulled her face down to meet his lips. Sandy trailed her hands down his soft form to find the buckle on his belt, she shifted her view to the black stretched leather while not breaking contact with his lips, she flung the belt over her shoulder, hearing cling from the buckle hitting the floor.

Sandy sat up, her palm rested in the middle of his chest, her hands began to fidget with the button on his pants, the slightest zipping down was heard, she could just see the white cloth under the zipper.

She tossed the brown jean shorts over her head, her eyes rested on the bulging center of his briefs, she grew curious, just as many others would if they seen such a sight, now we’ve all seen him with nothing on, and there's always nothing there, flat as a board, but, someone explain this.

Sandy rubbed her hand over the bulge, she could feel the warmth of his spongy skin, her ears perked up with each heavy breath he took, his legs squirmed all over his bed, she looked down at his red face, “I, Is this real?” she asked him, Spongebob opened his eyes just enough to look at her, “I, I mean…” “You want, to know if it's real?” he questioned, Sandy just stared down at him.

Spongebob smirked, his hand ran down her leg, “Well, why don't I just show you?” he questioned before he pulled her under him, he pushed himself between her legs and raised just above her face, he pressed his lips against hers as he threw one of her legs over his back, he pressed his erection against her, she let out a moan.

Spongebob nipped at her bottom lip before he pulled away from her, he stood on his knees, his hands ran down to his bulge, he tugged at the band before he pulled it down, his complete set of man fell out, he continued to stare at the expressions on her face, he flung the cloth to the side before grabbing at his junk, “Is this, real enough?” he asked Sandy just stared at the working materials.

Sandy smiled slightly before she pushed herself up enough to kiss him, her hand sliding just at the side of his face as they played with each others tongues, she licked his bottom lip before sticking her tongue in his hungry mouth, wrapping the thin slimy muscle with his own, he sucked on it for a good two seconds to receive the familiar moan.

His arms wrapped around her hips once again to pull her into him, “huh.. Sponge..” Spongebob pulled out of their kiss, their noses brushing against each other, their foreheads leaning against each other, they stared into each other's eyes, Spongebob’s hand rested gently on her cheek stroking the soft fur with his thumb before finding her ear, Sandy pressed her face closer to his touch, she then stared into his eyes, she gave him a smirk before she went back to kissing him.

Her hand trailed down his body, feeling the soft Spongy skin, with every pore that her curious hand stumbled upon. She nipped at his bottom lip, causing an intrigued moan to escape his throat soon followed by a deep chuckle.

She slid her head to his ear, “Huh,” she breathed hotly in his ear before she began to lick him, she grinned as he trembled beneath her, her hand continued to descend further down his body until she reached the base of his dick.

Sandy brushed her fingers all around the base of him, tickling his skin, her head rested between his neck and shoulder, he had stopped moving as soon as she reached his personal space, she had him right there, she ran her hand up his shaft, curious to see what he would do.

The thirty year old trembled before her, “St, stop teasing me.” he moaned, she grinned, “Stop doin what? I'm not doin anythin.” Sandy said as she shook her head, and she stopped touching him, Spongebob let out a whimper, “Please, Sandy…” he said as he shook, “Please what?” she questioned, Spongebob opened one of his eyes, “You’re not going to like me if you keep teasing me..Ohh ahh… huh.” he jumped at the sudden pressure being put on him as she grasped onto his shaft.

Sandy continued to stare at his pleading face, his face was red and sweaty, his breathing was panicked, “San..mm.” her lips were once again latched onto his as she began to rub him even harder if possible, she licked his bottom lip as she began kissing, licking, sucking, nipping and teasing his skin., leaving behind a trail of saliva.

Sandy eventually found her way to his hips, his hand rested on the back of her head as he stood on his knees, as Sandy placed wet kissed everywhere but where he wanted them most. He groaned her name, she should be pleasing the him not torturing him, he was the birthday boy and he was… he let out a moan as she licked his tip, ‘huh.’ his grip tightened onto the back of her head, pulling at the soft fur.

“HUh, Sandy.” he moaned as she lowered her lips further down his shaft, he began to lean back down on his bed as she sucked him. His fingers dug into the sheets, he couldn't stop moving, his knees would jolt with each shock wave, he would begin to thrust himself slightly in her mouth, shuddering whenever she scraped her teeth over him, “Agh.. Sandy… h, huh don't… huh, don't do that.” he would bicker.

“Don't do what?” she asked as she pulled him out of her mouth, Spongebob growled under his breath, “Th, that thing with your teeth..” he said, Sandy grinned, deciding to play dumb with him, “What thing with my teeth?” she asked, Spongebob let out a distressed sigh, “What's wrong, Spongebob?” she asked, Spongebob looked at her, “You should know… come on Sandy, stop playing, this is serious.” he said, “Really? What is?” she asked, Spongebob slapped his hand over his face, “Fine, fine.. I see how this is going..” he said before he pushed himself up and her down.

He pushed himself between her legs, his cock rested just on her, he bent down and kissed her, slipping her his tongue while his hand ventured down her stomach, he smiled as she shuddered beneath his touch.

He felt the soft fabric of her yellow thong before sliding his hand under them, Sandy let out a gasp as the cold air (water) hit her, his soft fingers brushing over her lips, she trembled beneath him, now she was starting to regret teasing, and barnacles, he hasn't even started.

His eyes stayed glued to her face as he descended further down her body, he soon fell upon the soaked yellow material, besides his fingers, he grinned, taking in a good whiff of her, he pressed his nose against the cloth, “This smells much better than one of those.. *sniff* krabby Patties..” he said while taking in another whiff, “huh.. I wonder.. I bet you taste better than one too.” he said as he grinned, “Only one way to find out.” he said as he used his teeth to pull the cloth down.

“Oh, it's so juicy, huh I love juicy stuff.” he moaned as he tugged at himself, he lowered his head down, pressing his thumb though her lips, “Man it's so, warm.” he noted before he dove down for a taste, “Hmm.. huh Spongebob!” she cried as he viciously attacked her, like a hungry kitten when eating a piece of meat, just not as painful.

With his face buried in her pussy, he continued to rub himself as fast and hard as he could, tugging at himself slightly, “Huh.. Sp, sponge… huh.. N, no.. huh.. Don't.. Huh, stop… huh OH agh! Spongebob.. Huh y, yes.. Huh.. li, like that… huh.. Oh Sp huh…” she pleaded, her sharp claws tearing into the sheets.

“Huh.. Spongebob… I, I'm.. oh... oh, wow..” she groaned as tightened her legs around his shoulders, her legs slowly slid off of him as she came in his mouth, he stood up wiping his tongue with his hand as he licked his fingers.

His eyes stayed glued to her, he grinned as he yanked her up towards him, he then stuck her on his cock, (like wow… ok..) Sandy gagged slightly before she started sucking on him, “Huh.. yeah.. Just blow on my candle.. *laughs* it's my birthday.” he says as he rubs the back of her head.

…

Spongebob shoves Sandy back down on the bed before positioning himself between her legs, she presses her hand against his chest, “huh.. Wait a minute.” she says, Spongebob cocks his eyebrow, Sandy takes a second before she leans over the side of his bed, she picks up the tiny gift wrapped box that had been completely forgotten about until now.

Spongebob looks at the box, “No offense Sandy, but.. Can't that wait until after?” he asked, Sandy shook her head, “but Sandy..” “Come on, Spongebob, please?” she says, Spongebob sighs, he then takes the box, he shakes it against his ear, “What is it?” he asks, Sandy just smiles, “Open it.”

Spongebob flips the boxes a couple times, looking for somewhere to open it, he slowly unwraps the box, he looks at the black box, “Condoms?” he questions her, Sandy nods, “Well… put one on and let's have some fun.” she says as she seductively moves her hips, without hesitation he rips the top of the box open.

Now fully dressed, he placed himself between her legs once more, his hand running down her thigh, “Are ya gonna fuck me or are ya gonna keep playin?” she asked, Spongebob smiled, “I can do both you know….” he said, Sandy sunk down in the bed, “Really.. Well come on than,” she said, Spongebob kissed her her inner thigh his tongue just following behind leaving her fur standing.

He reached her neck taking in a mouth full of her, waiting for her to say something so that he could only hush her again, she nudged her head against his, “Spongebob Ple… HUH Spongebob..” she cried out just as he penetrated her.

Her back arched from the intense pressure he gave her, maybe she should have rethought his size, he bit down into her neck just as he tried to force as much as himself in as he could before he pulled back to push back in, “Sp, Spongebob.” she moaned out his name, “Huh… m, more..” she whispered, a spark of lust flashed across his eyes as she asked for more, just like he dreamt many times before.

He buried his face in her breasts, while he did as she wanted, licking, rubbing and sucking each breast, he bit down as he sped up up the pace and became more forceful with each thrust.

Spongebob stood back on his knees, pulling Sandy along with him, he fell on his back, Sandy sat on top, (like, duh) her hips being held down by the yellow sponge’s hands, he continued to thrust upward with enough force to send her tits bouncing, “Huh come on Sandy, huh, I know you can do more than that.. Huh huh, take me to that rodeo that you’ve always talked about.” Spongebob said, “huh.. Spongebob..” she moaned out as she grabbed his hands and brought them up to his breasts.

“Sandy.. Huh..” he moaned out, he couldn't take anymore of this.. “What happened to Texas tough.” he said, “I’m going to break you if you keep this up.” he said, Sandy grinned, “Sounds intriguing if ya ask me,” she says, looks like he's gonna have to do all the work tonight.

Spongebob shoved her against his headboard, her hands held tightly above her head, she let out a yelp as he forced himself back in, repeating this process over and over, “Spongebob… huh” she cried out, “huh.. Kiss me, Spongebob.. Huh please..” she begged as she turned as much as she could.

Their lips locked once more, as he let her go, she slid around and began kissing him, her hand resting on the back of his head as he continued to violate her in the best of ways, “Huh.. I, I think I'm gonna cum.” he said as they separated, Sandy nodded as she onto him as tight as she could, “M, me too..” she huffed, “Hoo, this feels amazing.” she said in his ear before kissing him once more.

Spongebob thrusted in one last time as hard and fast as he could, their voices echoed throughout the master bedroom, Spongebob kissed the side of her face before falling into her warm body, weak, tired from the loss of energy, Sandy breathed heavy under him.

Once Spongebob caught his breath he pulled out, taking the slimy rubber off her flung it to the floor before he fell off of her and onto the empty side of the bed next to her, Sandy leaned against him, “huh, that was the best.. You’re the best.” she said, Spongebob smiled, “Happy 30th Birthday Spongy.” she said with a kiss on the cheek, Spongebob rubbed her back as she hugged him, “Y’all were so good, huh.. Where did ya learn that?” she asked, “Well.. I’ve had practice…” he shrugged, you would think that the 30 years that he’s been alive that he would have had one situation with this sort of thing, he was a man talented after all.

Well that's the end of this, another smutty fan fic, surprise, surprise, I hoped that you guys liked it as much as my sick ass did, ya bunch of sickos, reading Spongebob porn you should feel proud of yourselves, you sick fucks..

This is the END… it's over, what are you still doing here? The story's over, go home…
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