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Human mating techniques	By : Fanfictionfan360 Category: +G through L > Invader Zim > Het- Male/Female Views: 3954 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Human mating techniques

“This is absolutely preposterous” Tak commented as she stared in utter confusion at Dib’s laptop, sitting naked on his bed the ex-Invader had been given free reign of his room whilst Dib had to run to the store

Having flicked through and grown tired of his several paranormal guides and texts the Irken’s attention quickly drew to his laptop having heard much about the ‘internet’ and how it had most of humanity enslaved to its many features, after some quick web surfing Tak soon found herself on the most popular parts of the web and despite her initial disgust she realized that she couldn’t turn away

“Would Dib…like that?” she pondered out loud as she stared at a video of a porn star fellating her co-star, watching in amazement at the humans tongue work sticking out her own tongue to compare it, hers of course was a lot longer than a humans being an easy eight inches in length at full extension as well as being segmented and fairly hard compared to a human tongue, it was extremely flexible though able to twist into knots and loops with relative ease so even with Dib’s considerable endowment she would be able to wrap it around her manhood easily

Realizing what she was considering Tak quickly shook her head of such thoughts going back to the laptop to click away only to freeze when she noticed that the two people on the screen had changed positions, the woman now taking it hard up the ass from the male porn star “people….like that?” she gasped at the depravity on screen, no, no people couldn’t possibly like that but she had learned to read humans pretty well and the look on the woman’s face showed that she was enjoying it

Biting her lip Tak then looked back at her own ass, like Zim her time on earth had caused her to grow much taller than that of a normal Irken almost putting the tallest to shame at her new five foot seven height and along with her new height her body had filled out as well, her chest now a very squeezable double C cup and her ass, whilst nowhere near Gaz’s level, was much fuller and bouncier compared to even human levels

“Would it feel good for me?” she pondered reaching back to cup and squeeze her ass, when it came to sex she and Dib hadn’t gone much further than the basics and even then it took a while for her to convince him that her insides weren’t acidic and wouldn’t bite his dick off, after her ex-Xenophobic boyfriends fears were put to rest Tak found that sex with humans was a lot more tolerable and pleasurable than she could have imagined so the discovery that there was more to human sex than she had realized soon had what disgust was left melting away to arousal

Hearing the front door open and close signalling Dib’s return Tak quickly closed the web page slamming the laptop shut before turning on her disguise, Dib might have come a long way from despising all Aliens to become a lot more tolerant of her and Zim but he was still understandable iffy about doing things with her in her true form “hey babe, sorry that took so long” Dib apologized as he watched in, his arms brimming with snacks for their planned cheesy B movie night “you ok? You look flustered…..did the laundry room ghost come back again?!”

“No, no ghosts this time” Tak tittered back running her fingers through her hair smirking at the memory of Dib running around his laundry room swiping at the air with his newly ordered ‘spectral net’ “I was just on your computer and I saw some things online”

“Oh, well that’s the internet for you” Dib replied as he set his purchased food on his desk next to the bed “stay away from fanfiction though, that stuff will ruin your childhood”

“It wasn’t that either, Dib have you ever wanted to put your cock in my mouth?” she asked deciding to take a more straight to the point approach with the matter

“Say what now?” Dib replied quickly, his eyes widening to the point of bugging out as his cheeks flushed “c-come again?” he added, there was no way he could have heard her right

Smirking at her boyfriend’s flustered appearance Tak reopened his laptop soon finding the page and video she had been watching before turning the laptop to show him “that, what do humans call that?” she inquired quirking her lip as Dib’s face went even redder at the sight of the porn on the screen

“Oh t-that? That’s called a blowjob” Dib explained rubbing the back of his head “now I know how dad felt when he tried to give me and Gaz the talk”

“Huh, interesting, would you like that? It looks intriguing”

“Really? Well yeah but most girls don’t really like doing that so I didn’t expect you to ever want to”

“It looks worth a try at least”

“Are you really sure you want to?”

“Dib it took long enough to convince you to have sex with me, don’t make this as headache inducing” Tak growled with slight annoyance before smirking when she noticed the growing bulge in his pants, reaching forward with her foot to tease his groin making him jump “well it seems our big friend down there is a lot more eager than you so I think I’ll listen to him” she grinned wickedly as she hooked her strong legs around Dib’s using them to pull him forward before grabbing hold of his pants

Swallowing thickly as Tak worked his pants open with ease Dib couldn’t help but feel a little rise in pride when the Irken’s eyes widened at the sight of his cock, at eight inches flaccid and sixteen at full erection Dib knew he was a lot bigger than most men but he never let himself get too big headed about it “ok, now where to start?” Tak pondered out loud as she stroked him to full erection, licking her lips as his girth soon made it impossible for her fingers to touch around him “maybe a little tongue work”

Sticking her long segmented tongue out Tak then lashed it around Dib’s cock making him yelp at the sudden action and at how tight her tongue wrapped around him, gently curling her tongue along his length Tak was more than pleasantly surprised by its flavour, finding the thick earthy flavour of it very pleasing to the taste licking faster along his length whilst wrapping a hand around the base of it to stroke him, whilst her disguise far exceeded Zim’s in quality it had a single flaw that restricted her hands to her natural two fingers and a thumb along with only having two toes, despite this though her hands were still very dexterous as if she had the full human five fingers

“Not bad” she commented with a smirk as she pulled her tongue back stroking him faster “throbbing already? I must be a fast learner” she grinned before moving forward to take his broad cock head into her mouth, her eyes fluttering closed as his flavour was a lot stronger straight from the source, a moan escaping her lips as she stroked him faster pushing her head forward to take more of him into her mouth

“God Tak” Dib groaned loudly, shuddering with pleasure as Tak slowly made her way down his cock, her throat opening up with ease showing off her total lack of gag reflex, as her lips reached his groin he grabbed hold of her head holding her in place making her hum around his girth “damn that’s good”

Tittering at his responses to her ministrations Tak then pulled away from his cock, wrapping her tongue around him as she did so before showing just how dextrous it was by stroking him with it, she was amazed with how much she was enjoying the act and how much it was turning her on, her inner thighs starting to glisten with arousal as her hands joined her tongue in stroking her boyfriend’s huge throbbing cock

“By Irk how can someone taste so good?” she thought as she latched her lips around his cock head sucking hard on him again, shuddering as she tasted his hot salty precum as it began to pour out into her mouth, working Dib faster and harder until he finally climax with a shuddering groan

When his release hit her Tak’s eyes went wide as her mouth was filled in a matter of seconds, her cheeks bulging out from the sheer volume of his cum to the point that it started to overflow her lips as she struggled to swallow it, mentally cursing herself for forgetting just how much Dib could cum and not giving herself enough time to prepare for his release

Despite this she persevered swallowing over and over until his cock stopped spewing the addicted seed, pulling away Tak licked her lips slowly before extending her tongue to lap it at the tip of Dib’s cock in a serpentine manner making him shudder “well that tasted a lot better than I had expected” the blue haired girl smirked as her tongue slowly wrapped along Dib’s cock again before darting back into her mouth “there is something else I’d like to try if you’ll humour me”

Not giving him a chance to answer Tak took hold of his shirt using it to drag him down onto the bed, pushing down his jeans the rest of the way as she moved to straddle his waist, his thick erection pressing firmly between her ass cheeks making her bite her lip at the feeling of it “ok Tak, nice and easy, you can do this” she told herself as she reached back to guide her boyfriend’s cock to her tightest hole, taking a deep breath before slowly sinking down on him

It hurt like a bitch for the first few seconds making her go completely rigid, her teeth clenched as her eyes went wide with shock, thankfully her extremely high pain threshold allowed her to deal with the pain as it slowly ebbed away to be replaced by a deep throbbing pleasure “oooooh, that’s nice” she breathed slowly rolling her hips as she sunk her ass down further on Dib’s cock

“Fuck that’s tight” Dib gasped as Tak rolled her hips more, her extremely tight hole clenching around his cock to the point that it felt like it was cutting off enough blood flow to make his dick fall off but yet felt so good he wanted her even tighter, reaching up to take hold of Tak’s slender waist Dib could only hold on as the Irken girl began to bounce on his lap panting and moaning as her bubble ass took his huge cock now with perfect ease

“Fuck…shit…now I see…what Gaz was talking about…” the blue haired girl panted as she popped her hips harder, biting her lip as strong jolts of pleasure shot up her spine every time she slammed her ass down on Dib’s cock “oh fuck we are doing this more often!” she exclaimed as an even more powerful wave of ecstasy rushed to her brain “come on Dib! Fuck my ass!”

Obliging her command Dib rolled them both over onto their sides turning Tak around so that her back was to his front, his cock burying even deeper in her ass making her eyes roll back and her long tongue loll out of her mouth as he began to take deep hard thrusts into her “oooohhh fuuuck” she gasped as Dib then held her leg up high giving him more room to thrust into her

With her toes curling mid-air Tak soon hit her climax as Dib’s pace got harder and faster, pounding into her fat ass whilst her cunt clenched and twitched with ecstasy, the Irken girls mind going completely blank as she suffered through her most powerful orgasm yet, her ass clenching impossibly tight along with her cunt setting Dib off as well causing Tak to scream silently as she felt his hot cum fill her insides

Pulling out of Tak’s ass Dib rolled over onto his back panting heavily for breath as his cock shoot out the last few streams onto the Irken girls thick ass cheeks, Tak equally breathless as she slowly sat up moaning at the subtle aches that ran through her body, giving herself a couple of moments for the strength to return to her legs the blue haired girl then reached down to pick up Dib’s laptop which had fallen to the floor “what are you doing?” Dib asked as Tak reopened the porn site

“Seeing what else humans can do”

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