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Watermelon Snow
By : pronker
Category: +M through R > Penguins of Madagascar
Views: 2671 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I make no profit from this fanfiction using the Penguins of Madagascar characters owned by Dreamworks. -
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- 1-Watermelon Snow
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- 25-17-18/50 SLASH INTERLUDE BETWEEN CH. 17 AND 18. AU ON 'WATERMELON SNOW'
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Title: Watermelon Snow
Author: pronker
Rating: PG
Time: Before the TV episode Skipper Makes Perfect.
Disclaimer: I make no profit from this fanfiction and do not own these characters, Dreamworks does. And boy, do they do a good job with them. *mwah*
Summary: The boys blow up things closer to the North Pole than the South Pole. Perfidy ensues when Danes enter the picture, but did we expect anything else?
A/N: No offense meant to any Danes. I am a Jensen myself. First part only is all dialogue, others not. Also, thanks to TFN's Ramza for technical help.
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"I'm Chuck Charles here with late breaking news about our own adorable penguins from Central Park Zoo. The waddling wonders willingly went on a zoo exchange program all the way from the Big Apple up to the --- to the --- what is this word?"
"I'm Bonnie Chang here at the Central Park Zoo filling in for Chuck, who'll return in a moment. I'm standing right outside the habitat now housing our latest attraction and just look at this crowd of happy faces! Madam, what would you like to know about these newest arrivals?"
"How did they find so many white Pomeranians?"
"Ha ha ha! These are arctic foxes, one of the cutest animals from up north. Let's ask someone about them --- oh, Zookeeper Alice! Over here! Share your expertise with the folks at home and tell us what you know about these adorable newcomers."
"I'm on break."
"--- one of the stupidest words I've ever come across in my twelve years of --- am I on? Chuck Charles back with the latest and greatest news from Channel 1. If we say it happened, it did. If we say it's going to happen, it will. And what happened to our beloved penguins? They are delighting new kiddies for four weeks in the Åaland Islands Zoo through the Arctic Antarctic Relaxation Program. Yes, folks, A.A.R.P. maintains that just like people, zoo animals need their horizons expanded to avoid boredom. Our popular penguin quartet quickly quelled questions of suffocating staleness when they performed prodigiously for new audiences of Swedes, excuse me, make that the Finns, in the Åaland Islands Zoo. Viewers, you're reading the caption correctly and that capital A with the ring over it means that it's pronounced OH-LUND, did you ever hear of such a -- never mind."
"Zookeeper Alice, what was that? I didn't quite catch it. Bring in the Steadicam, quick! Hayden, pan it here and we'll get a visual of Zookeeper Alice's professional opinion on these fluffy, yipping little cutiepies."
"I said let the penguins stay up there. These foxes are way less trouble. There hasn't been a weird thing happen since those birds flew the coop."
"Back to you in the studio, Chuck. I think we can promise that Operation Exchange is well underway."
"Bonnie, as long as it isn't Operation Sexchange I think we're golden, ha ha."
"Could you say we're sure if they're sure, Chuck?"
"Ha. Ha. Tee Em Eye, Bonnie, Tee Em Eye."
"And that's a wrap."
"Sports up next with Scooter Alvarez. How about those Rangers, Scooter?"
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TBC
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