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No Eds Allowed	By : HeadHunter Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 9243 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Ed, Edd and Eddy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

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The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Ed, Edd and Eddy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.
CODES: 3plus, AFFO, Anal, DP, F/F, Fist, M/F, Minor1, Oral, Rim, Toys, Voy
SYNOPSIS: Nazz and the Kankers’ disappointment in their quest for cock brings them together in an all-girl orgy. At least until they can get their hands on the Eds!
Ed, Edd and Eddy
No Ed’s Allowed
CHAPTER ONE
(Not a Cock Was Stirring...)
The Kanker sisters scoured the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek in search of their intended “boyfriends”, Ed, Edd and Eddy.
Eldest sister, Lee, scowled as she peered behind the houses and peeked thru the windows, even going so far as to search inside the trashcans of the residences as if the boys may be hiding within.
“I know they gotta be here somewhere!” the curly-haired redhead sneered, “They’re hidin’ from us!”
“Yeah!” May chimed in, “They’re playin’ hard to get!” The buck-toothed blonde opened a nearby dumpster and peeked inside, expecting to discover the three boys cowering at the bottom. She dropped the lid back down with disappointment.
“Oh, Pooh!” exclaimed Marie, the blue-haired middle sister, “We’re never gonna find ‘em! We might as well go back to the trailer park!”
Lee pouted, “Yeah, I guess…” She kicked at a rock with frustration. “I had my heart set on getting’ some dick!”
The other two sisters mumbled in agreement as they turned to leave.
Lee turned, nearly running into Nazz who was passing by on the sidewalk.
Nazz stopped abruptly, “Oh! Sorry…” the pretty blonde apologized, “I wasn’t paying attention!”
“Don’t worry about it.” Lee smiled wryly, “Say… you seen the Eds lately? We’re cruisin’ for cock and we can’t find ‘em anywhere!”
“No.” Nazz replied glumly,” They’re probably cooking up some scheme somewhere. I was feelin’ a little horny myself, but Kevin is too interested in that bike of his to pay any attention to me!”
“Boys!” Marie exclaimed with a grin, “Who needs ‘em, right, Lee?” she winked at her older sister.
“Yeah.” Lee replied, “Hey, Nazz… why don’t you come back to the Park ‘n Flush with us and we’ll all have a good time? Just us girls!”
“Well… okay!” Nazz smiled cheerily.
The four young girls departed for the trailer park, leaving the street deserted.
There was a clatter as the manhole cover in the center of the road slid aside and Eddy cautiously raised his head. Peering around the cul-de-sac, he looked downward and announced, “Looks like they’re gone, guys! Now let’s get back to work!”
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Back at the Park ‘n Flush Nazz and the Kanker sisters had arrived at the Kankers’ trailer. Lee opened the door and ushered Nazz inside. “C’mon in, Nazz! Take a load off!”
The living room seemed much larger than Nazz had expected. The somewhat shabby furnishings consisted of a threadbare white rug laid out before a tattered green sofa. Facing the sofa was a small TV surmounted by a model sailboat.
Nazz surveyed the room, car and boat parts littered the bookshelf and end tables. She also couldn’t help but notice a scattering of empty beer and liquor bottles about the room. Posters of boats and outboard motors decorated the trailer’s walls suggesting the home of a nautically-inclined gear-head.
Nazz made herself comfortable on the couch as Marie retreated to the kitchen. The blue-haired sister came back moments later with a pitcher of lemonade and some glasses of ice on a tray.
The four girls sat on the sofa for a while drinking lemonade and chatting about the boys. “Y’know…” Lee said finally, “If you’re still feeling horny, we know how to take care of that… and it doesn’t involve any dicks!”
“How?” asked Nazz, puzzled.
“You ever make it with another girl?” asked Marie.
“N-no…” Nazz replied sheepishly.
“It’s fun!” May rejoined, “We do it all the time!”
“Yeah,” Marie grinned, scooting closer to Nazz, “Cock is great, but pussies can be just as fun, right girls?”
“You bet!” Lee smiled.
“Uh-huh!” May agreed.
“Well…” Nazz thought for a moment, “Okay! I’m game, show me what to do!”
“First,” said Lee, standing up and stripping off her red-spotted white blouse, “We gotta get undressed!” the redheaded youngster wore no bra, and her rosy nipples stood stiffly in the middle of her molehill-sized breasts.
The other sisters followed suit, stripping off their tops and tossing them casually on the floor. They then proceeded to remove the rest of their clothing, Lee and Marie stripping off their pants while May unfastened her red shorts.
Nazz likewise disrobed, stripping down to her underwear, her budding tits sporting a pointy pair of aroused pink nipples.
The Kankers peeled off their panties revealing their young dewy pussies. Lee’s pubic mound was adorned with a small patch of curly red hair while Marie’s was bald as a cue ball. Youngest May possessed a faint sprinkle of downy yellow fur.
Nazz was the last to divest herself of her panties, sliding off the pink satiny undergarment to reveal a perfect triangular patch of thin curly pussy hair.
“Yum!” Lee grinned, “Nice cunt, huh, girls?”
The other Kankers nodded in agreement, “Looks tasty!” said Marie.
“It’s beautiful!” May exclaimed, leering lustfully at Nazz’s silky golden pelt.
“Gee!” Nazz blushed, “Thanks, guys!”
“Now lay down here and spread those legs, Nazz. Let me have a taste of that sweet pussy!” Lee said, sitting down on the floor. Nazz lay down on the thin white rug and spread her legs, giggling. “Like this?” she asked.
“Yeah!” Lee said, drooling, “Hey, Marie! How about giving this girl her first taste of hot pussy!”
“Glad to!” Marie grinned, straddling Nazz’s pretty face.
May sat on the couch, her fingers playing lazily thru her moist pink slit as she watched the trio frolic on the floor. Lee began sliding her tongue thru Nazz’s dewy pink cunt lips, lapping up the juice as it welled up from within the young blonde’s hot humid twat.
Nazz watched as Marie’s shaven snatch descended toward her face. She’d never seen another girl’s pussy up close before and the sight of the moist hairless slit so close to her face was beginning to excite her.
Nazz inhaled, filling her nostrils with the sweet, somewhat fishy scent of Marie Kanker’s redolent cunt. The aroma made her pussy juices flow freely and she could feel Lee’s tongue lapping up every succulent drop as the redhead’s tongue wormed its way inside her vagina.
Nazz began mimicking Lee’s motions, probing and licking at Marie’s juicy cunt with her tongue. She grazed the flat surface of her tongue across the bloated pink bud of Marie’s clitoris, evoking a shudder of delight from the blue-haired sister.
“Yaaah!” Marie shrieked with pleasure.
May laughed, “Somebody hit the magic button, huh?”
Nazz stopped, afraid that she’d hurt the youngster. “Are you okay?” she asked.
“Geez!” Marie said, “Don’t stop! That felt great! Get your tongue back on my cunt and lick that clit some more!”
“Like this!” Lee demonstrated on Nazz’s pussy, stroking her rough tongue across Nazz’s tender swollen clit.
“Mmmph!” Nazz screamed into Marie’s juicy cunt. The sensation shot thru her body like a jolt of electricity, inciting her to pass the favor onto Marie. Soon the trio was writhing on the floor, frantically munching at each other’s succulent snatch.
May dug her fingers into her slushy cunt as she watched the three girls devouring each other’s twats. She felt her orgasm build as she rubbed her thumb over the engorged bud of her clitoris. “Oh, man!” she exclaimed, “This is fuckin’ hot!”
“Oh, Fuck!” Marie shouted as she came, rubbing her sweltering cunt on Nazz’s face. She pressed her hot drooling pussy over the blonde’s sucking mouth, flooding it with a gusher of tangy cunt fluid.
Nazz sucked up the tasty liquid as it poured from the blue-haired moppet’s seething cunt hole, swallowing down the fluid as her own pussy erupted from Lee’s frenetic oral attention.
She convulsed in ecstasy, pinned to the floor by Lee’s twat-devouring mouth and Marie’s hot reeking cunt. “Oh, my God!” she gurgled thru the mouthful of pussy juice. “This is fun!”
“Yaagh!” came a screech from the sofa as May brought herself to climax with her twiddling fingers. She humped furiously at her hand, squirting an arc of cunt-juice onto the rug. Another convulsive buck of her hips sent a second, feebler spurt of pussy fluid spattering on the sofa cushion.
Nazz gazed in awe, giggling with delight as she watched the warm vaginal juice spray from the blonde Kanker’s luscious young cunt.
“May’s quite a squirter, huh?” Lee laughed.
“Yeah!” Nazz tittered, “That’s a lot of pussy juice!”
Marie nodded, smiling proudly, “Us Kanker girls are pretty juicy! Wet pussies run in the family!”
The three girls stood, weak-kneed. Lee ran her hand thru her crotch, wetting it with a glistening film of cunt juice. “I didn’t cum yet!” she scowled, “Who wants to do the honors?”
“I will!” said May, excitedly, “I didn’t get any pussy yet either!”
Marie walked toward the door to the kitchen. “I’m gonna go get some toys!” she said.
“Don’t forget to look in Mom’s room!” Lee called out, “You can borrow her vibrator!”
Marie returned shortly with a brown paper bag rattling with unseen contents. She placed the bag on an end table and reached inside, extracting an eight-inch tapered white vibrator. She laid the hefty plastic toy on the table and pulled out a short cardboard cylinder labeled “LARD”.
Lee snatched up the can of lard. “Cool! Lube!” she grinned, “I’m gonna need this!”
Marie resumed rummaging in the sack, bringing out a large green cucumber. The warty vegetable was of similar dimensions as the sex-toy but slightly thicker at the middle. A comparably sized ear of corn completed the inventory of Marie’s bag of tricks.
“Think I got enough toys, Lee?” Marie laughed.
Lee surveyed the hodgepodge of phallic objects on the table. She reached onto the floor and picked up an empty brown liquor bottle, adding it to the collection. “Now ya do!” she chuckled.
Lee sat on the couch and spread her thighs, “C’mon, May!” she said, “Start munchin’!”
May obediently crawled between her big sister’s legs and began feasting on Lee’s sloppy pink pussy with gusto. “Fuck, yeah!” Lee grinned, “You don’t mess around, do ya?”
Marie knelt over the couch, ass raised toward Nazz. “Hey, Nazz! Grab one of those toys and stuff it in my cunt!”
Nazz gazed at the eclectic assortment of items, “Any one in particular?”
“Surprise me!” grinned Marie.
Nazz picked up the vibrator and placed it at the entrance to Marie’s cunt. Prying apart the pink petals of Marie’s pussy lips, she drove the plastic sex-toy inside the youngster’s simmering twat and flipped the switch.
“Oooo!” Marie cooed with delight as the vibrator buzzed to life, “That hit the spot!”
Nazz began sliding the vibrating dildo in and out of Marie’s sweltering pussy. She’d never played with another girl’s cunt before, but she was surprised to find that she was really enjoying the experience.
“My ass!” moaned Marie, “Put something in my ass! Fill me up, Nazz!”
“How about the bottle?” Nazz suggested.
“That’ll work.” Marie grimaced, “Lube it up and shove it up my asshole! Big end first!”
Nazz reached over to the table and scooped up a fingerful of lard from the can, spreading a liberal dollop onto the brownish-pink pucker of Marie’s bunghole. She worked the greasy lubricant into the blue-haired girl’s tight hot asshole with her fingers, then grabbed the glass liquor bottle and placed its base flush against Marie’s anus.
She shoved and wiggled the flat base of the bottle against Marie’s taut sphincter until —with a combination of her persistence and Marie’s anal control— she forced the bottom of the bottle past the tight ring of muscle and into the young girl’s rectum.
“Oh, yeah! That’s it!” Marie shouted, “Look girls! I got a vibe in my cunt and a bottle up my ass!”
Lee glanced over and grinned. “Looks like Nazz is learnin’ to play the game, huh?” Lee returned her attention to May, who was still sloppily eating at her oozing pussy. “Hey, May!” she scowled, “Quit munchin’ and work a hand in there! Fist fuck me!”
May swiftly obliged. Swiping her fingers thru the container of lard, she smeared it all over her hand. She bunched her fingers together and reamed open Lee’s juicy cunt hole, drilling her fingers inside her sister’s pussy until her entire hand was imbedded to the wrist in the redhead’s steaming wet cunt.
May balled up her fist and began plunging back and forth, punching her big sister’s mushy twat as she watched Nazz thrust the vibrator and bottle in and out of Marie’s clenching fuck holes.
Marie could feel the tension building up in her cunt, each pump of the objects inside her ass and pussy bringing her closer to orgasm. Finally, with a bone-shaking shudder, she came!
“Nggghh! Ahhh!” she screamed, her ass clenching around the liquor bottle and her pussy convulsing around the vibrator as she trembled in orgasm. The greasy bottle slid from her ass and rattled onto the floor. Nazz grasped the vibrator and, with a single plunge, thrust it to the base inside Marie’s dribbling pussy hole.
Marie’s cunt exploded, igniting a firework of orgasmic bliss that left the youngster literally seeing stars. She screamed in ecstasy as her entire body convulsed, her pussy clenching around the hard plastic toy.
“Geez!” Marie panted in exhaustion after her climax had subsided, “That was awesome!”
“Cool!” Nazz chirped, sliding the slippery vibrator from Marie’s soggy cunt hole, “I’ve never done anything like that before!”
Meanwhile, May’s frenetic fisting was bringing Lee’s swampy cunt hole to the brink of eruption. May had managed to insert her entire arm into Lee’s humid cunt hole up to the elbow, compressing the redhead’s tiny uterus as she pounded her fist deep inside Lee’s belly.
Lee looked over at Nazz, “Hey, blondie!” she sneered, “Get over here and shove your hand up my ass!”
“My whole hand?” Nazz asked incredulously.
“Damn right!” Marie grinned, slapping a glob of lard onto Nazz’s right hand and greasing it liberally, “She likes it in both holes!”
Nazz shrugged, “Okay!” she chirped cheerily, kneeling beside Lee’s upraised rump. She bunched her fingers together and augered her hand into Lee’s asshole, drilling her fist into the redhead’s seething rectum.
“Fuck yeah!” Lee screeched as Nazz buried her greasy fist inside her asshole, “Ram it in there, Nazz! Reach your whole arm up inside my ass!”
Nazz shoved her hand steadily inward, twisting her arm as she burrowed half her forearm inside the curly-haired Kanker’s hot clenching bowels. She stroked in and out rapidly, keeping pace with May’s furious pussy fisting.
Half a dozen pumps of May’s greasy flying fist in her pussy were all that was needed to push Lee over the edge. Her ass tightened around Nazz’s arm as her body quivered in an earth-shaking climax.
“Yaaaagh!” she shrieked, convulsing in orgasm as her seething cunt gripped at May’s rapidly pistoning hand. May thrust her hand in and out until Lee’s body ceased trembling and slowly withdrew her arm from Lee’s snatch.
“Gee, guys!” Nazz grinned, sliding her greasy arm from Lee’s slack gaping asshole “This is fantastic!”
“You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!” Lee smiled.
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