The Eddest Show on Earth | By : HeadHunter Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 6550 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2 |
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Ed, Edd and Eddy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership. |
The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Ed, Edd and Eddy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.
SYNOPSIS: The Eds come up with a scheme to outdo Rolf’s lucrative backyard sex-circus.
CODES: 3Plus AFFO Anal Beast DP Exhib Inc Minor1 Oral Toys Voy
Ed, Edd and EddyThe Eddest Show on EarthCHAPTER 1Ed, Edd and Eddy sauntered down the street of the Peach Creek cul-de-sac. The jingle of quarters in their pockets was fainter than yesterday and they’d have to come up with another moneymaking scheme soon if they had any hope of replenishing their jawbreaker supply.As they passed by one of the yards, Eddy glanced aside to see a crude wooden sign reading “SEE THE SHOW AT ROLF’S. 25¢”
“Hey! What’s this?” Eddy exclaimed, “Is that bumpkin cuttin’ in on our turf?”
“It’s his turf too, Eddy” Double –D replied.
“Yeah, I know…” Eddy rejoined, “But the pay-per-view show thing, that’s our M.O.! He’s stealin’ all of our valuable suckers… I mean customers!”
“Maybe we should check it out, Eddy!” Ed offered.
“Hmm… I think you might’ve just had a good idea, Ed!” Eddy said.
“I didn’t feel a thing.” Ed replied stupidly.
The trio followed the sidewalk to Rolf’s house where another sign greeted them. This one read “SHOW IN BACK YARD”. Eddy looked at the other Eds and shrugged then led the gang around to Rolf’s backyard.
A large red and white striped circus-type tent was set up in Rolf’s back yard. The rest of the boys from the cul-de-sac were there waiting patiently in line. Kevin stood near the door flap of the tent followed by Jonny Two-by-Four —and his ever-present wooden pal, Plank—. Even little blond curly-haired Jimmy, his retainer encircling his head, was waiting for the show.
And every last one held a quarter in his hand! Jonny actually held two… one for him and one for Plank!
The three Eds steeped to the back of the line. “Hey, Jimmy!” Eddy said, prodding the curly-headed tyke in the side, “What’s going on?”
“Rolf is raising money to buy a new plow or something, so he and Nazz are puttin’ on a show!”
“What kind of show?” asked Double-D.
“Nazz is gonna fuck a goat!” Jimmy replied.
“A goat?” Eddy asked with astonishment.
“Yep!” Kevin cut in, “You shoulda seen her do the mule! Man! It was epic!”
“Nazz is fuckin’ farm animals for money!” Eddy exclaimed.
“I know!” Double-D began “Isn’t it…”
“Amazing!” Eddy finished, “Why didn’t I think of this!”
Shortly Rolf appeared in the tent’s opening. “Quarters, please!” he said, holding out a glass jar.
The group contributed their coins and filed into the tent. Wooden benches surrounded a small raised stage upon which sat Nazz. The beautiful blonde sat stark naked, legs spread and grinning broadly. Her perky nipples stood stiffly on her budding tits and her pubic mound sparkled with a faint dusting of golden fur.
Beside her, tethered to a tent pole by a rope on his collar, stood Rolf’s goat, Victor. The hairy beast was calmly munching on a bale of hay as he glared at the boys entering the tent.
Everyone took his seat and Rolf stepped up center stage. “Good afternoon, neighbor boys! Tonight we watch Nazz fucking Victor! Everyone enjoy!”
Rolf stepped offstage and suddenly everyone’s attention was on the lovely blond and the reeking farm animal.
Nazz reached out and took Victor’s huge swinging balls in her hand, caressing them gently. She giggled as she moved her hand to his cock sheath and began gently massaging the furry sac until the goat’s pointy red cock slithered out into view. She stroked the slimy organ until it rose to a six-inch erection.
All the boys leaned closer as they watched the pretty blonde lower her head to the goat’s genitals and open her mouth. Nazz wrapped her delicate pink lips around the goat’s stiff slimy dick and began to suck, sliding the juicy organ in and out of her mouth!
The boy’s eyes were bulging as they watched the beautiful blonde suckle at the goat’s penis like a baby with a bottle. Soon their eyes weren’t the only things bulging, and one by one they began whipping out their aching swollen cocks and stroking off to the delicious sight before them.
Nazz scanned the crowd, satisfied that she had their undivided attention. Sliding her mouth seductively from the goat’s hot juicy cock, she got down on her hands and knees and looked back over her shoulder. “Ready, Rolf!” she called out.
Rolf stepped up and led Victor by his collar to Nazz’s upraised ass, allowing the horny goat to get a good deep sniff at the little blonde’s sweet steaming cunt. The delectable aroma of Nazz’s reeking pussy caught Victor’s attention immediately. His cock swelled another inch and, with Rolf’s assistance, he mounted Nazz’s rump, prodding his drooling penis at her dewy pink cunt hole.
With a well-aimed lunge, Victor speared his bloated seven-inch cock into Nazz’s seething pussy. Nazz gritted her teeth as the randy goat pounded at her cunt furiously, sliding the slippery rod in and out of her clenching twat with a blur.
“Oh Gosh!” Nazz exclaimed, “This is fuckin’ awesome!”
The boys began beating off frantically as Victor slammed his penis back and forth inside Nazz’s gorgeous cunt. Soon the feverishly fucking goat’s balls began to twitch and contract as he began spewing streams of blistering goat semen into Nazz’s sweltering pussy.
“Aw, Geez!” Nazz cried, “He’s cumming inside me!”
This announcement alone was enough to trigger spurts of jizz from most of the spectators’ madly jerking cocks. Soon pearly arcs of slimy sperm were shooting toward the stage as the boys’ cocks erupted.
Nazz was still writhing in orgasm as the last spurt of spectator’s cum —from little Jimmy’s six-inch prick — splattered onto the floor. Victor’s cock had stopped filling Nazz’s gripping cunt hole and Rolf helped the spent animal to dismount.
A creamy cascade of goat cum spilled from Nazz’s gaping cunt hole as Victor’s sloppy cock withdrew. Nazz turned and placed the goat’s dwindling dick in her mouth, sliding her head upward, she stripped the coating of semen from the oozing red goat penis and licked the shaft clean.
The boys in the audience grinned as they tucked their depleted organs beck into their pants. Rolf reappeared onto center stage, dragging a garden hose along with him. “Thank you, boys!” he smiled, “The show will be closed for thirty minutes while I hose the goat cum from Nazz’s cunt hole! Please return in half an hour for the next show!”
The boys began to file out of the tent as Rolf jammed the hose nozzle into Nazz’s sloppy cunt. “Ooo!” Nazz giggled as the hose entered her seeping twat, “You guys don’t forget to catch the next show! I’m gonna be doin’ that stray dog that hangs around the neighborhood!”
The three Eds congregated outside the tent. “We gotta do something about this, Double-D!” Eddy said worriedly, “I mean that yokel is beating us at our own game!”
“But what can we come up with that’s a bigger draw than a bestiality show, Eddy?” Double-D asked.
“I dunno, Double-D, but we’ll think of something!” Eddy said.
“Sarah!” Ed blurted out.
“What about her, Ed?” Eddy asked, puzzled.
“I have to check on Sarah!” Ed said, “I promised Mom and Dad I’d take care of her today!”
Eddy rolled his eyes, “That has nothing to do with what we were talking about, Ed!”
“Wait a minute, Eddy!” Double-D said, his eyes widening with inspiration, “Maybe it does!”
“Huh?” Eddy said quizzically.
“If people paid to see Rolf’s sex show, “Edd explained, “just think of how many would pay for an audience participation show!”
“What’re you blabbing about, sockhead?” asked Ed.
“A gangbang, Eddy!” Double-D replied, “Rolf may have Nazz in his show, but we’ve got Ed’s little sister, Sarah! If she’ll do it, that is…”
Ed chuckled. “My baby sister likes to fuck!” he said, “Sarah and I fuck every day! Sometimes she sucks me off before I go to school!”
“See, Eddy!” Double-D exclaimed, “She’s got the training and the inclination, there’s no reason she won’t agree!
Eddy thought for a moment. “Y’know, you’re right! Okay, guys… off to Ed’s house to see Sarah!”
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