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Hank's Sexual Healing	By : HeadHunter Category: +G through L > King of the Hill Views: 20028 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the TV Show "King o/t Hill" and the chars within, to which I make no claim of ownership. The behavior in this story isn't meant to represent or condone any real-life behavior.

Chapter List
- 1-Hank's Sexual Healing
- 1
CODES: 3plus, AFFO, Anal, Inc, M/F, Minor1, Oral, Peg, Toys
SYNOPSIS: Nancy and Minh help Peggy cure Hank of the problems caused by his narrow urethra, leading to Hank becoming more sexually adventurous.
King of the Hill
Hank’s Sexual Healing
            Minh Sophanousinphone and Peggy Hill sat in Minh’s kitchen awaiting the arrival of their neighbor, Nancy Gribble. The three typically convened at Minh’s house after their husbands had gone to work to catch up on local news and gossip.
            Peggy Hill was an average looking Texas housewife, bespectacled in a pair of square-framed glasses and sporting a head of curly reddish-brown hair. Although not unattractive, Peggy’ own narcissism had always caused her to feel that she was prettier than she was. Her big feet, she felt, were her major –if not only– flaw.
            Minh by contrast was a pretty Laotian woman whose exotic features and shapely figure, along with her shoulder-length mane of raven hair, was enough to classify her among the beautiful.
            Peggy took a sip of her coffee and looked at the clock. “It’s a quarter after ten!” she said,
“Where could she be?”
            Minh grinned, “Maybe she got better things to do that sit here and dish with neighbors!”
            Peggy smiled knowingly, “John Redcorn?”
            “John Redcorn!” Minh grinned.
            John Redcorn was Nancy’s secret lover. The bronze-skinned muscular American Indian was also the real father of Nancy’s son, Joseph, a fact that was common knowledge to everyone in the neighborhood except Nancy’s husband, Dale.
            Moments later, Nancy Gribble, the lovely big-haired blonde news anchor for Arlen’s channel 84 television station, entered Minh’s kitchen hurriedly.
            “I’m sorry, shugs!” she said breathlessly, “But Dale took forever this morning to leave for his exterminating rounds, and then, well…” she blushed, “John Redcorn came over…”
            “Say no more!” Peggy chuckled.
            “Oh, no!” Minh laughed, “Do say more! Looks like you give John Redcorn blowjob this morning!”
            Nancy covered her mouth with her hand and gasped. “Shug! How did you know?”
            Minh pointed to the pearlescent clot of jelly that clung to strands of Nancy’s hair just above her right shoulder. Minh plucked a tissue from the box on the table and handed it to Nancy.
            “Oh my God!” Nancy blushed, “I’m glad you saw that, shug! I wouldn’t want to go to work this evening with a gob of jizz in my hair!”
            Minh laughed, “You woulda caught it before then! It a whopper!”
            Peggy watched as Nancy daubed at the thick clump of semen and picked it from her hair. “Does… does John Redcorn always cum that much?”
            “He shoots a pretty good load.” Nancy replied, “Doesn’t Hank?”
            Peggy blushed, “Well… sometimes Hank can come up with a good sized one, but usually —“she trailed off to silence.
            “Oh!” Nancy said sympathetically, “I’m sorry, shug! I forgot about Hank’s… disability!”
            “Oh, right!” Minh said, “Hank got narrow urethra! Must make it hard to blast a big gooey one, huh?”
            Peggy scowled at Minh.
            “Wait a minute!” Minh remembered, “I got book somewhere that claim to have treatment for that!”
            Minh rose and walked into the next room. She returned with a small hardcover book. Opening it to a particular page, she showed it to Peggy.
            Peggy read the passages. “Oh my, Minh!” she gasped, “This book has all sorts of sexual… procedures and positions…”
            “I know!” Minh smiled, “Great, right? This one here all about coaxing big loads of man-cream outta your guy’s balls!”
          “But this involves putting Hank’s… member… in my mouth!” Peggy said timidly, “I’ve… I’ve never done that!”
            The two women looked aghast. “You’ve never given Hank a blowjob, shug?” Nancy said with surprise.
            “No wonder he so uptight!” Minh added.
            “I’m not sure I’d be any good at it!” Peggy said.
            “Well, you gotta try, shug! For Hank’s sake!” Nancy said.
            “Yours too!” Minh interjected, “You don’t know what you missing not getting big gooey mouthful of salty hot jizz!”
            “Stop it, shug!” Nancy laughed, “You’re making me horny!”
            Minh thought for a moment. “Maybe Nancy and me can help. We suck a few cocks in our time, maybe if you convince Hank this for his own good –and yours – he’ll let us, er… treat him?”
            “You’d do that for me?” Peggy asked.
            “Of course, Peggy!” Nancy said, “We’d never pass up a chance to help a friend!”
            “Or suck a cock!” Minh added with a chuckle.
CHAPTER 2
            “Absolutely not!” Hank roared.
            The three women stood in the master bedroom of the Hill house trying to convince Hank Hill to let them treat his narrow urethra with their unconventional method of oral stimulation
            “But, Hank!” Peggy implored, “The book said…”
            “I don’t care!” Hank exclaimed, “I don’t want my neighbors lookin’ at my genitals, let alone… ugh… suckin’ on them!”
            “It’s a tested medical procedure, Hank!” Nancy said, attempting to cajole Hank’s acceptance.
            “We more than neighbors, Hank!” Minh added, “We’re friends!”
            “Hank…” Peggy said tearily, “You don’t want to deprive me of any pleasure in our marital relations, do you?”
            Hank paused for a moment. “No, Peggy! Of course not!”
            “Well,” she continued, “Minh and Nancy get to swallow big choking loads of semen all the time... and they love it! Don’t you want me to experience that too?”
            “Well…” Hank said haltingly, “If it’s important to you…”
            The women were sure they had Hank ready to crack.
            “Well if she not get it from you, Hank Hill…” Minh insinuated.
            Hank sighed, resigning himself to the three women’s experiment. “Well, all right. We’ll give it a try. But I undress myself alright?”
            “Whatever you say, shug!” Nancy agreed.
            Hank disrobed and lay down stiffly on the bed, his legs draped over the side.
            Minh knelt down before him. “Now you watch closely, Peggy Hill. Nancy and I show you how to give rip-roaring blowjob! With a little practice, Hank gonna be spewing fountains of jizz into you!”
            Hank cringed, “Could we not talk about my… ejaculations, and get on with the procedure?”
“‘Procedure?’” Nancy said, “Hank, it’s a blowjob, not an autopsy… lighten up a little!”
            “Yeah,” Minh said, struggling to stroke Hank’s cock to erection, “Relax! You stiff as a board… but not in the right places!”
            Nancy smiled, “I think I got a cure for that!” she said, fumbling in her purse, “This gets a rise out of John Redcorn and Dale every time. Plus it’ll relax you right up!”
            “If you’re gonna dope me with some kinda ‘roofie’, I tell you what…” Hank said uncomfortably.
            Nancy extracted a six-inch vibrator from her purse. Producing a tube of lubricant, she squirted a dollop on the tip of the blue plastic sex toy.
            “Gah! What are you gonna do with that!” Hank yelled as he tensed and tried to sit up. Minh pushed him back down as Nancy approached. She spread his thighs and lifted his knees, presenting his tightly puckered butthole to Nancy.
            “You can’t put that up a man’s ass!” Hank said horrified, “You’ll… you’ll… well, I don’t know what’ll happen, but it can’t be good!”
            “Nonsense, shug!” Nancy cooed, “I do this to John Redcorn and Dale all the time and they love it! You’ll see… it’ll take the starch outta your muscles and move it right into your pecker!”
            Hank braced himself as Nancy placed the tip of the vibrator against his anus. Nancy pushed, struggling to insert the toy into Hank’s tautly clenched sphincter.
            “Geez, shug!” Nancy smirked “Loosen up, Hank! It’s like trying to thread a needle with a rope! I swear… if your asshole were any tighter it’d be inside out!” Nancy flipped the switch to the vibrating dildo and the plastic toy began to buzz.
            At first, the buzzing sensation only made things worse, causing Hank’s sphincter to pucker even tighter, but after a while the vibration of the purring plastic toy began to loosen up his tightly clenched asshole.
            With a twist and a lunge, Nancy finally plunged the lubed vibrator into Hank’s rectum.
            “Gaaah!” Hank cried out as the buzzing sex toy slid inside his asshole.
            “Now relax!” Minh said “Let the vibrator take all your tension away!”
            “Relax!” Hank exclaimed “How can I relax with this plastic rod up my…. heh, heh…” Hank began to chuckle, “Y’know, once you get used to it, it does feel kinda nice! I tell you what!”
            Minh stroked Hank’s cock as Nancy slid the vibrator in and out of Hank’s ass. Soon Minh had Hank’s manhood aroused to its full six-inch rigidity.
            “Now that’s what I’m talking about!” Minh said with a grin. She opened her mouth and lowered her head onto Hank’s cock. Slipping her lips over Hank’s bloated purple cock head; she began to suck, sliding the shaft further into her mouth.
            “Gaah!” Hank groaned, “Ohhh! Yeah, Minh! Heh… that feels pretty good!”
            Minh bobbed her head up and down on Hank’s stiff, throbbing cock, salivating over his veiny shaft as she sucked fiercely on his dick. Sucking her cheeks in, she thrust her head further, taking the entire half-foot length of Hank’s pulsating penis into her throat.
            She continued to suck, her hand gently massaging Hank’s ball-sac as her slobbering mouth moved rapidly up and down his iron-hard shaft. She could feel his balls begin to contract, a signal of his impending orgasm, and she quickly removed her mouth from his twitching penis.
            “Minh!” Hank exclaimed, “Why did you stop? I was almost there!”
            “I know!” Minh replied, “That’s why I stopped! You not wanna cum too quick!”
            “It’s all part of the method, shug.” Nanny explained, “You’ve gotta let that load build up till it spouts out in one big whopping wad. That’s what’ll stretch your pipes out!”
            “She right, Hank Hill.” Minh said, “Here, Nancy, your turn to suck Hank!”
            “When do I get a turn? “ Peggy asked jealously.
            “Just wait, Peggy!” Nancy said, “You’ll get the last turn so you can catch that huge gob of semen we’re gonna build up for you!”
            Satisfied that she would be rewarded for her patience, Peggy resumed watching her friends suck her husband’s cock.
            With the buzzing vibrator still imbedded in Hank’s bunghole, Nancy slid her mouth onto Hank’s cock. She stroked the plastic dildo in and out of Hank’s rectum at the same pace that her head bobbed up and down on his rigid cock shaft.
            Slobbering and sucking on Hank’s gnarled phallus, Nancy sped up her motions, teasing Hank’s aroused penis to the point of no return again, and then stopping abruptly.
            “Gaah!” Hank cried out, “You gals are gonna give me a case of the blue-balls if you don’t quit doing that!”
            “Nonsense!” Minh scoffed, “I’ve seen lotsa balls in my time. Never seen any turn blue yet!”
            “Besides, shug…” Nancy interjected; cupping Hank’s bloated balls in her hand, “It’s almost time to let that jizz out… right in Peggy’s mouth!”
            “Are you ready, Peggy?” Hank asked.
            “Ready as I’ll ever be!” Peggy said determinedly.
            Nancy and Minh stepped aside allowing Peggy to take her rightful place between her husband’s legs. Nancy withdrew the vibrator from Hank’s ass and flipped off the switch. “I don’t think we need this anymore!” she smiled.
            Peggy gulped as she lowered her head to Hank’s swollen throbbing cock. She’d never seen his cock quite this aroused before. The engorged head was purplish red and exuding a bead of clear fluid, while the pulsing bluish veins stood out on his shaft.
            All she had to do was follow Minh and Nancy’s lead. Once she tried it, she was sure she’d get the hang of it!
            Placing the head of Hank’s cock in her mouth, she lowered her head, swallowing down the rock-hard penis an inch at a time. Hank’s cock head touched the back of Peggy’s throat and she suppressed a gag. Pulling the shaft back until his cock head was centered on her tongue, she began to pump her mouth up and down on her husband’s pulsating cock.
            Peggy began to suck hard, salivating over Hank’s cock shaft. She enjoyed the feel of Hank’s hot cock flesh inside her mouth and the scent of his overexcited balls was intoxicating.
            Hank was in heaven. Peggy’s hot wet mouth was sliding up and down his cock shaft with increasing speed and he could feel the boiling semen churning in his balls, ready to erupt and feed his wife a humongous load of thick briny sperm.
            Suddenly Hank came. He could feel the immense glob of gelatinous goo that had accumulated in his testicles begin to rise, gushing through his urethra, overstretching the thin duct to the point of painfulness as the blistering slime blasted into Peggy’s mouth.
            Peggy felt the hot gush of Hank’s viscid semen flood into her mouth. He had never cum like this before! She swallowed the thick glutinous gobs of scalding goo as they filled her mouth, reveling in the tangy salty taste of her husband’s fresh hot semen.
            Her mouth overflowed and pearly rivulets of syrupy hot cum drooled from her lips and down Hank’s erect cock shaft.
            “Gaaaah!” Hank roared as he came, spewing thick jets of blistering jizz into his wife’s mouth.
            Peggy removed her mouth from Hank’s cock, stripping the coating of cum from his shaft with her lips. She gulped, swallowing the last mouthful of briny jizz and smiled. “My God, Hank!” she gurgled through her cum-coated mouth, “That was fantastic!”
            “Heh…” Hank chuckled “Yep!”
            “So, Peggy Hill!” Minh smiled, “How you like first mouthful of hot jizz? Taste good, huh?”
            “Oh, Minh!” Peggy grinned with delight, “I love it! It’s hot and tangy… and thick… I’ve never seen Hank shoot such a thick load before! Thank you, Minh! Thank you both!”
            “Glad to help, shug!” Nancy replied.
            “Sure thing, Peggy!” said Minh.
            “Yep!” said Hank, “We really appreciate it!”
CHAPTER 3
            Peggy spent the rest of the evening in the master bedroom with Hank practicing the cocksucking techniques taught to her by Nancy and Minh. After eliciting three searing mouthfuls of viscous semen form Hank’s testicles, Peggy lay exhausted beside her husband.
            “This really seems to be doing the trick, Hank!” she said, “Each load you shoot seems bigger and gooier than the last!” Semen trickled from the corner of her mouth as she smiled.
            “Yep!” Hank agreed. His steaming spent prick draped lazily over his thigh as he lay back, arms folded behind his head.
            “Y’know, I been thinkin’…” Hank said, “I got to have two other pretty women suck on my penis and you haven’t had another cock yet. It just seems fair to let you suck a few cocks other than mine.”
            “Hank!” Peggy asked, stunned, “Are you suggesting we become… swingers?”
            “No! No, of course not!” Hank quickly repudiated the suggestion, “Maybe, just some of the neighbors and all… Not like we’d be swapping all over town!”
            “You mean me and guys like… Dale and Boomhauer?”
            “Sure! And maybe even Khan and Bill! I mean Minh sucked me off, so it seems like you at least owe Khan a blowjob! Maybe some fucking too!”
            Peggy thought for a moment, “And I suppose you’d be suckin’ and fuckin’ Nancy and Minh?”
            “Sure, why not?” Hank shrugged, “Only seems fair, right?”
            “How will we keep this from Bobby?” Peggy asked.
            “Don’t see why we have to!” Hank replied, “You know he’s been tappin’ Connie for quite a while! I mean it’s pretty obvious they’re doin’ it! We’ll just let ‘em join us!”
            From that moment on, things became a lot more interesting on Rainey Street!

*****
            It was a Saturday night and the whole neighborhood had gathered at the Hill residence.
            Everyone was naked and the party was in full swing.
            Hank sat in the armchair, legs spread as twelve-year-old Connie Souphanousinphone knelt between his knees, sucking at his throbbing cock. Daughter of Khan and Minh, Connie was a younger version of her mother, with long black hair and yellow-brown skin. She apparently had also inherited her mother’s knack for cocksucking, since she was treating Hank’s swollen member with the same ardent attention that her mother had before.
            “Minh! Your daughter’s a pretty dang good cocksucker, I tell you what!” Hank praised.
            Peggy knelt on the floor on her hands and knees, lips wrapped around Bill Dauterive’s cock. The obese army barber had cleaned himself up considerably for the party, and Peggy was actually enjoying having his seven-inch cock buried in her mouth. Slobbering over Bill’s dick, she bobbed her head back and forth, eager to provoke a tasty load of jizz from his swinging balls.
                        Peggy’s thirteen-year-old son Bobby knelt behind her, stroking his cock in and out of his mother’s tight sweltering cunt. The chubby lad had been overjoyed to be included in the orgy and even more thrilled at the chance to share an incestuous fuck with his mother!
            “Suck it, Mom!” he cheered his mother on, “Drain those balls while I cum inside my mama’s pussy!”
            Over on the sofa, Nancy Gribble bounced her ass up and down on Khan Souphanousinphone’s cock, riding the Laotian’s huge meaty erection in and out of her asshole. Khan bucked upward and came, firing a scalding sloppy load of jizz into Nancy’s bowels.
            “Oh fuck, shug!” Nancy screamed, “Fill my ass up, Khan!”
            The big-haired blonde slid off his lap and knelt before him, taking his slimy cock inside her mouth, fresh from her ass, and cleaning the clots of hot zesty semen from his steaming prick shaft.
            She licked his deflating cock shaft up and down until it glistened with her spit. Suddenly she felt a nudge at her cheek and turned to see the tan cock of her thirteen-year-old son, Joseph, prodding at her lips.
            “C’mon, Mom!” Joseph smiled, “Gimme a blowjob!”
            Nancy grinned lewdly. “You bet, shug!” She opened her mouth and engulfed Joseph’s eight-inch bronzed erection into her mouth. She smiled around her son’s stiff prick. The taste reminded her of John Redcorn’s cock and she felt a trickle of cunt-juice well up between her legs and roll down her thigh.
            On the floor in the middle of the room, Minh straddled Dale Gribble riding his seven-inch hard-on up into her seething cunt as Jeff Boomhauer, the suave Texas Ranger with a sometimes-incomprehensible speech impediment, plowed into her asshole from behind.
            “Dang, Khan!” Boomhauer mumbled, “Dang ol’… wife gotta… like, tight… dang ol’ butthole, yo!”
            “You preachin’ to the choir, Boomhauer!” Khan laughed. “Nancy Gribble got pretty tight little ass herself! Hot too!”
            “Hotter’n your wife’s pussy, Khan?” Dale laughed around the cigarette dangling from his lips. He hammered into Minh’s cunt until his cock erupted, sending a geyser of hot goo into Minh’s simmering snatch.
            The party continued into the night. Everyone fucking and sucking in various combinations until about midnight, when the exhausted neighbors began gathering up their clothes, getting dressed and shuffling back home.
            “Bye, everybody!” Hank called as the last few guests walked away, “Lookin’ forward to next Saturday already!
THE END
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