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An Ed of Ill Repute	By : HeadHunter Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 10110 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the TV Show "Ed, Edd, & Eddy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

Chapter List
- 1-An Ed of Ill Repute
- 1
Story codes: Minor1,3plus,M/F,Oral,Anal,Beast(implied),AFFO

SYNOPSIS: The Edds discover that the Kanker sisters have opened a house of prostitution in the trailer park.

DISCLAIMER: The following is a fictional erotic parody of the TV show "Ed, Edd & Eddy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership. The behavior in this story is not meant to represent or condone any similar real-life behavior.
   ED, EDD AND EDDY: AN ED OF ILL REPUTE
“We really raked in the cash with that last scam!” grinned Eddy, as he walked down the sidewalk of the cul-de-sac with his two pals. “The kids really forked over the quarters to get a real pony ride!”

“We only had two horses, Eddy,” reminded Double-D, “One of them belonged to Rolf and the other one was Ed!”

Lanky Ed grinned moronically, “I liked being a horsie, Eddy!”

       “See!” Ed retorted, “He LIKED being a horse!”

       “Uh oh!” Edd interrupted, “Here comes Kevin!”

       Eddy glanced across the street. Sure enough, Eddy’s constant nemesis, Kevin approached riding his ten-speed bike.

       Kevin looked across the street and adjusted his backward ball cap. “Hey Ed’s!” he smiled.

       “Umm… Hey, Kevin!” Eddy replied suspiciously.

       “What’s wrong with Kevin?” Double-D asked, puzzled. “He’s being nice! He didn’t even call us ‘Dorks’, Eddy!”

       “Hmmm…” Eddy replied, “Now that you mention it… Hey, Kevin!” Eddy called out.

       “Yeah?” Kevin smiled, stopping his bicycle.

       “What’re you up to?”

       “Nothin’ man! Just in a good mood! I just got back from the Kanker’s! You oughta go!”

       “K… Kankers!” Ed stammered, “Where?”

       Eddy ignored his oafish buddy and resumed his conversation with Kevin.

       “The Kanker sisters? Why? What’s goin’ on over there?”

       Kevin merely grinned. “Go see for yourself, dude! You won’t be disappointed!”

       Kevin resumed cycling; leaving the trio to wonder what it could be that had put their perpetual rival in such good spirits.

       “Cryptic bastard!” muttered Eddy, “Something good must be happening at the Kankers!”

       “Let’s go see, Eddy!” Ed said excitedly, “Can we?”

       “Yes, Eddy.” Double-D agreed, “This has certainly piqued my curiosity as well. Perhaps we should investigate!”

       “Yeah…” Eddy concurred, “Perhaps we should! C’mon guys… to the Park ‘n Flush!”

       Moments later, they spied the bobbing bald head of their pal Jonny Two-By-Four heading in their direction. He whistled cheerfully as he approached, his constant wooden companion, Plank tucked underneath his arm.

       Jonny waved as he spotted the Eds.

       “Hey, Jonny…” called Eddy, “You coming from the Kanker’s?”

       “You bet, Eddy!” Jonny replied cheerfully.

       “What’s going on down there?”

       “The Kankers have started a whorehouse, Eddy! They’ll do anything you want! Just a quarter apiece!”

       The three Eds glanced at each other incredulously.

       “The Kanker sisters have opened a house of prostitution in their trailer?” asked Edd.

       “Apparently!” Eddy replied.

       “Whorehouse, Eddy!” Ed chimed in enthusiastically, “Let’s go!”

       “You guys got money?” asked Jonny.

       “Double-D, you still got that jar of quarters from our last scheme?” Eddy asked.

       “I’ll go get it!” Edd answered, running off toward his house.

       “Anything for a quarter you said, Jonny?” Eddy asked.

       “Yep! Me and Plank both got serviced good! A quarter apiece!” Jonny beamed.

       Eddy looked puzzled. “You and… what? Plank…? How did…?” he stammered.

       “Lee likes to rub Plank between her legs! She says she gets off on him rubbing against her pussy. Plank likes it too! I just hope he doesn’t come down with that funny green mold again!”

       Just then, Edd returned, running toward the group carrying a mayonnaise jar half full of jingling quarters. “I got it, guys!” he panted, out of breath.

       “All right!” chuckled Eddy.

       “Weren’t we gonna use the quarters to buy jawbreakers, Eddy?” asked Ed.

       “I got a ‘jawbreaker’ for the Kankers right here!” Eddy grinned, grabbing his crotch suggestively, “Trust me Ed… this is gonna be a whole lot more fun than jawbreakers!”

       “Well, I'll see you guys!” said Jonny, heading off toward home, “Have fun!”

       Finally, the trio approached the Park ‘n Flush trailer park. They neared the Kankers rundown trailer and Double-D pointed to the string of red Christmas lights festooned above one of the windows.

       “Looks like they’re doing some advertising!” he remarked.

       “Classy!” quipped Eddy.

       Eddy approached the trailer door and knocked, casually combing back his three wisps of hair as he waited.

       Lee Kanker answered the door. The bushy-haired redhead scowled through her curly hair as she surveyed the three friends. “Hey, May! Marie!" she called inside the trailer,"Look who’s here! It’s the Eds!”

       Lee opened the door and ushered the three boys inside. The three Kanker sisters stood in the front room of the cluttered trailer, all of them stark naked!

       Double-D blushed slightly as he perused the girls’ nude forms. Their figures were skinny and girlish, yet somehow he found them quite attractive. Lee’s breasts were no more than two puffy molehills, while the other two girls appeared to be flat as pancakes.

        His eyes lowered toward their crotches. Lee sported a small curly clump of red hair over her pubic mound; blue-haired Marie’s groin was completely devoid of fur and the blonde-haired, buck-toothed May possessed a faint patch of yellow peachfuzz. He could clearly see the clefts of the three sisters’ young pussies.

       Eddy gulped. “I hear you guys are up for anything, huh?”

       “If you got the quarters.” Marie cooed flirtatiously.

       Double-D withdrew the mayonnaise jar and rattled the quarters inside. “We’ve got the money!”

       “Okay,” said Lee, “Cough up a dollar and we can get down to business!”

       Eddy scowled. “A dollar!” he protested. “You said a quarter apiece! Last time I figured, three times a quarter was seventy-five cents!”

       Lee returned Eddy’s scowl and leaned in, clenching her fist. “Call it a tip!”

       Eddy’s face reddened.

       “Eddy!” Double-D tapped him on the shoulder, “Pussy! Remember?”

       Eddy calmed down. “Yeah, yeah! Pussy! Give ‘em the cash, sockhead!”

       Edd counted out four quarters and handed them to Lee.

       “Here!” Lee said to Marie, “Put this in the Whore Can.”

       Double-D looked over to see Marie deposit the coins into a coffee can clearly labeled “HORE KAN” He winced at the horrendous spelling. “Well,” he muttered to himself, “At least they labeled it neatly!”

       “You boys get undressed!” Lee instructed.

       The Eds stripped quickly, tossing their clothes into a pile. All but Double-D that is… who took the time to fold his clothing neatly before placing it on top of the heap.

       The boys and girls paired up. Blonde-haired May kneeling before tall, lanky Ed; Lee before short-statured Eddy; and blue-haired Marie on the floor in front of the fastidious Double-D.

       The girls grinned as the examined the boys’ dangling johnsons.

       “We got some nice hunks o’ meat here, girls!” Lee chuckled.

       “Look at the size of Ed’s dick!” May exclaimed, “He’s hung like Rolf’s horse!”

       “You should know,” Marie smirked, “You and Rolf’s horse got pretty well acquainted last time we visited him!”

       May grinned lecherously, “What can I say? I appreciate a good hunk of cockmeat!”

       Eddy and Edd both glanced at Ed’s prodigious member. Their own cocks were big enough, but the gangly Ed was certainly packing some extra meat downstairs!

       “Y’know, Eddy…” Edd postulated, “Maybe the blood that’s supposed to be in Ed’s brain is all collecting in that big cock of his!”

       “That would explain a lot!” Eddy quipped.

       The sisters began stroking the three boys’ turgid members until they were completely stiff.

       Marie opened her mouth and licked the tip of Double-D’s bulging purple cockhead with her tongue.

       “Y… you’re gonna put that… in your mouth?” asked Edd, astonished.

       “Of course, big boy!” Marie smiled, “That’s the only way to suck a cock!”

       “That seems… unsanitary!” Edd grimaced with disgust.

       “Don’t worry about it Double-D!” Eddy rejoined, “Just go along for the ride!”

       Lee had already inserted Eddy’s bulbous cockhead into her mouth and was lolling her tongue over the swollen glans. Eddy moaned with pleasure as Lee slowly moved her head back and forth, inching more and more of his monstrous fuckpole into her throat.

       Meanwhile, buck-toothed May had managed to engulf about half of Ed’s gargantuan cock inside her mouth and was slobbering over the shaft as she sucked back and forth on the boy’s throbbing meat.

       Edd had overcome his initial trepidation and was now thoroughly enjoying Marie’s blowjob. His head tilted back in ecstasy as the blue-haired trollop sucked and licked on his massive member.

       The girls increased their pace, eager to milk out the mouthfuls of creamy cock-nectar that roiled inside the Ed’s overheated balls.

       The boys moaned with delight as the three sluts frantically sucked at their fleshy rods, rapidly increasing their speed until the three Ed’s could withstand it no longer.

       Nearly simultaneously, the three cocks erupted, filling the girls’ mouths with their payload of scalding cum.

       May was the first to receive her share of blistering semen from Ed’s gigantic cock. The force of the first blast nearly propelled her backward and she lunged forward to retain the madly spurting cock in her mouth. May gulped, swallowing as much of the hot viscous sperm as she could. Soon the blasts were coming too fast to keep up with and she popped the purple head of Ed’s cock from her mouth, taking the final two globs of jizz squarely in the face.

       Marie was next to bring off Edd’s climax. Drawing her mouth back until the head of Double-D’s cock was in the center of her mouth, she rolled her tongue around his swollen cockhead. The result was explosive. Double-D’s cock went off like a rocket, flooding Marie’s mouth with searing gobbets of syrupy white jizz.

       She swallowed rapidly, sucking down the briny goo as fast as Edd’s cock pumped it into her. Her mouth was getting tired, but rather than pulling the cock from her lips and risking the loss of even an ounce of Double-D’s precious cum, Marie shoved her face forward and took the last three spurts of cock-cream down her throat.

       Eddy was the last to cum. Lee’s voracious cocksucking had finally done its job. He trembled and thrust forward, his mighty cock erupting its love-lava into the redhead’s greedily sucking mouth. He gripped her head, eager to feed her as much of the hot tangy slime as she could handle.

       Lee sucked down each blast of jism. Her cheeks ballooned as her mouth overfilled with the flood of scalding jism. Rivulets of thick pearly cum trickled from the corners of her mouth.

       The three Kankers finally relinquished their oral grip on the Ed’s cocks, allowing the boys to extract their steaming tools from the sisters’ hot drooling mouths.

       “Wow!” Eddy exclaimed, “That was awesome!”

       “Gravy!” Ed blurted, pointing at the glutinous mass of milky ooze that coated May’s face.

       “That was quite a magnificent demonstration of fellatio, Marie!” Edd said joyfully.

       “I think he means, ‘good blowjob’!” explained Eddy.

       “You guys ain’t seen nothin’ yet!” Lee said with a grin.

       “Yeah!” said May, “You gotta fuck us now!”

       Eddy looked skeptical. “You’re not gonna charge us another quarter are ya?”

       “I said ‘ANYTHING’ for a quarter, right?” Lee replied, “And that means we get to do ‘ANYTHING’ we want to ya until we’re done!”

       “Umm… Okay.” Eddy agreed nervously, “As long as I ain’t gotta shell out another quarter, I’m good with it!”

       Marie got on her hands and knees. “C’mon, Double-D! Mount that pussy!” she said, playfully slapping her rump with her hand.

       Double-D reached into the pocket of his folded trousers and produced a condom.

       “Safety first!” he said.

       “What’s that?” Marie asked, puzzled.

       “It’s a condom!” replied Edd.

       “He’s got a thing about germs.” Eddy explained, “Nothin’ personal, he’s just a neat-freak!”

       Marie shrugged, “As long as he fills my pussy with that raging hunk o’ meat, I’m okay with it!”

       Edd slid the rubber sheath over his erect cock and placed the head at the mouth of Marie’s cunthole. With a sudden thrust, he imbedded the long thick shaft of his cock into her seething cunt.

       Eddy glanced over at Double-D, then turned toward Lee. She had also crouched down on hands and knees and was presenting her upraised ass to him.

       “Well, wrap your wiener if you want, sockhead! Ed and I are goin’ bareback… right, Ed?”

       “Yep!” Ed chuckled, nodding stupidly.

       “You have no idea what I’m talkin’ about, do ya, Ed?” Eddy asked.

       “Not a clue, Eddy!” Ed responded.

       The gangly Ed was lying on the floor, watching with interest as May squatted over his erect cock. The blonde lowered her hips onto Ed’s upright organ, ready to wrap her seething wet cunt around his massive tool.

       Ed laughed inanely. His cock twitching as he chuckled.

       May thrust downward forcefully.

       Ed’s diverted cock missed the entrance to May’s seething cunthole and instead plunged, quite unexpectedly, into her tight anus!

       “Yow!” May howled. Her eyes rolled back in her head as her asshole was suddenly impaled on the hot hard shaft of Ed’s monstrous cock.

       May’s cry of distress attracted Eddy’s attention. He turned toward the sound to find that Ed had inadvertently buried his immense veiny pole inside May’s overstretched asshole.

       “Hey, Ed!” Eddy called out, “You’re in the wrong hole!”

       “Leave him alone!” May sighed blissfully, wriggling her hips as she settled further down on Ed’s ass-skewering rod, “He’s doing just fine!”

       “She’s even tighter than Gertrude!” Ed grimaced.

       “Who’s Gertrude?” May asked jealously.

       “One of Rolf’s chickens.” explained Eddy, “Ed’s got a real thing for chickens!”

       Eddy had inserted his rigid rod into Lee’s hot clenching poontang and had begun stroking his swollen cock in and out of her slippery snatch.

       Sounds of squelching orifices sliding over juice-slickened cockshafts filled the room.

       The three boys increased their pace, Eddy and Double-D pounding the drooling, squishing cunts of their partners with zeal while Ed brutally buggered May’s tautly stretched asshole.

       The girls began to writhe in orgasm. The ferocious pounding of the three Ed’s huge hot fuckpoles bringing them rapidly to a series of bone-rattling climaxes.

       “Oh, my!” Double-D cried out suddenly, “I believe I’m about to have another orgasm!”

       “Me too, Double-D!” Eddy grunted through his teeth, “I’m gonna cum too!”

       “Buttered toast!” screamed Ed, his overburdened balls finally unloading into May’s tautly stretched ass-channel.

       Blistering cum shot into May’s colon. She screeched in ecstasy as her bowels flooded with Ed’s hot glutinous cock-cream. The ivory-colored slime oozed from the tightly stretched edges of her sphincter and drooled down the long shaft of Ed’s cock.

       Eddy bucked forward forcefully, discharging his own massive load of hot cum into Lee’s greasy cunthole. His viscous goo backed up inside her vagina and squirted from the rim of her pussylips, gushing out and running lazily down her thighs.

       Edd came last. His cock erupted deep within the confines of Marie’s clenching cunt.

       Marie could feel the condom inflate inside her pussy as it filled with the hot blasts of Double-D’s searing jism. It felt as if someone were pumping up an inner tube inside the depths of her clutching pussy!

       Double-D tugged his cock forcefully from Marie’s twat. The cum-bloated condom pried open her juicy cuntlips on its egress from her cunt and the swollen condom popped free, hanging from Double-D’s cock like a water balloon.

       Edd peeled the used condom from his stiff cock, pinching the open end shut with his fingers. He looked around the room for a suitable receptacle in which to deposit the expended rubber.

       “Whatcha lookin’ for?” asked Marie.

       “Uh… I’m searching for a trashcan to dispose of the used condom!” Edd explained.

       Marie took the cum-filled sac from his hand. “I’ll show you how we dispose of used condoms around here.” she grinned.

       Tilting her head back, Marie opened her lips and upended the condom, dumping Double-D’s half-pint load of scalding jism into her open mouth.

       May and Lee chuckled with glee.

       “That’s the way to do it, sister!” Lee laughed.

       “Mom says it’s a sin to waste a load of good hot cum!” added May.

       Marie licked her lips and flicked the spent condom across the room. It smacked wetly against the wall of the trailer and stuck.

       Double-D winced as the condom struck the wall. “That’s so untidy!” he complained.

       “Ahh! Don’t worry about it, Double-D!” Lee said, slapping him playfully on the back, “We’ll clean it up sooner or later!”

       “You guys better get dressed.” May said, glancing up at the clock on the wall, “We got an appointment comin’ up!”

       “Yeah.” Lee agreed, “We got three more clients. They’ll be here any minute.”

       The Ed’s hurriedly redressed, exhausted from the evening of raunchy sex with the Kankers.

       “C’mon, boys!” Eddy said, “We got a lotta schemes to cook up if we wanna get more quarters to spend here!”

       “So, you guys’ll be back?” Marie asked, batting her eyes coquettishly at Double-D.

       “Indubitably!” Edd replied, “Good day, ladies!”

       Eddy opened the door to leave. Standing in the doorway, preparing to knock, was Rolf. Beside him, on leashes, were his favorite goat, Victor, and Wilfred, the pig.”

       Eddy’s eyes widened. “You guys are the next appointment?”

       “Ah, yes, Ed-boys!” Rolf grinned, “Rolf is just taking advantage of the newly opened bawdy house with Victor and Wilfred! The Kanker girls are better at the cocksucking than my Nana and are quite good with the farm animals!”

       “Guys…” Eddy said with a lecherous grin, “It might be worth another quarter apiece just to stick around and watch!”



            THE END
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