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The new Edd	By : yaoiboydaisuke Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 4809 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy or any of the characters from the show.I am not making any money off this and it was written for fun.

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AN: This story contains some sexual content, mentions past self harm, and bullying. I do not own the characters or the show, I guess I own random new characters lol. This was also mostly written for my own amusement.
It was a sad day in Peach Creek's little cul-de-sac, Eddward or as his friends called him Double D was moving, and none of the other children were able to talk their parents into letting him stay with them. Edd was spending the last few hours he had with his friends in the junk yard while his parents finished loading the moving truck. “They said they wanted me to not be burdened with the knowledge I would have to leave all of you, so they waited till yesterday to tell me...” he pulled his hat down over his green eyes to hide the welling tears. “They wanted me to enjoy the last few days I had with you guys.”
“This is total crap Double D! They were never home and always working, they can't just expect you to move like this!” Eddy crossed his arms and slouched.
“Maybe they're alien body snatchers! Are you sure they're your parents Double D?” Ed pouted. “They're gonna try and steal your brain by moving you away so we won't be able to help you! Maybe we should stab them with a pin and see what color they bleed!” he threw his arms up into the air and wiggled his fingers.
Laughing lightly, Edd pulled his hat up some. “They are my parents Ed, but I don't think stabbing them would be a very good idea to find out if they were.” he let out a deep sigh. “Father says this job promotion will give him and mother more time to spend with me, catch up without the need of sticky notes...I wish we didn't have to move so far away though..”
“It will be fine Double D, you can write letters and give us your new address.” Nazz placed a hand on Edd's shoulder, Johnny,Sarah,Jimmy, and Rolf nodded in agreement. “I can't believe Kevin didn't join us, but all of us will be waiting to hear about your new neighborhood and school.” she smiled, squeezing Edd's shoulder lightly.
“Alright! Enough of this sappy crap!” Eddy stood up off the cars hood he'd been sitting on. “Lets make Edd's final day with us memorable and hope his old man loses his job, that way he can move back!” he and Ed grabbed a hold of Edd.
The rest of the day while Edd's parents continued to pack with the movers, the Ed's and the rest of the cul-de-sac children, besides Kevin, played loud music and danced with each other. Edd enjoyed those last few hours, laughing whenever Ed would do something stupid with random junk that was around them, the others trying their best to keep their own spirits up. As the sun began to set, the reality of Edd's leaving began to set in more. Crying as they started to head back to the cul-de-sac, each of them gave Edd something to remember them by. The Kanker sisters had been watching them the whole day, Marie Kanker having been crying the whole time to her sisters.
“Thank you all for being my friends, I will not forget any of you and I will write whenever I can.” Wiping away his tears, he heard his parents call him to the car. “Well, I guess it is time for me to be leaving...I will try to visit when possible.” he saw Kevin standing beside his garage, the other boy wasn't looking at them. Taking a deep breath Double D yelled over to the ginger haired neighbor. “Goodbye Kevin!”
Kevin was startled by the loud yell and glanced over at them. All of the cul-de-sac kids were giving him the evil eye, this made the bully's eye twitch. “Urg fine....Goodbye Double Dweeb!” he shoved his hands into his pockets and went inside his house, slamming the door behind him.
Before getting into the car with his mother, Edd took a moment to give a piece of advice to Ed and Eddy. “Now, don't you two go doing dangerous scams or activities while I am gone, I don't want to hear that you guys blew up the neighborhood or ended up in the hospital!” his father beeped the horn in the truck. “Looks like I really have to go now...Bye guys! I will miss you!” waving with both arms, the thirteen year old boy entered the car and watched out the side mirror as his mother drove away from their house.
All of the other children knew that with Edd gone, their troubles with the Ed's would get worse, and it was just when they were starting to like them. Kevin didn't understand why he was acting the way he was, why he didn't go to the party, Edd was his friend and he didn't even see the dork off correctly. He could hear the others crying, leaning against the door, the tears he was trying to keep to himself started to fall. Edd was friend to everyone, he was the voice of reason, and the smartest one of them all; everything was going to be different without him around.
Hours later into the next morning, Edd looked at his new home, it was slightly bigger and had a larger driveway than his old house. “Eddward, come get this box your friend gave us. It is in the way and we need to get the truck unpacked.” Edd's father handed his son a large box with 'Will miss you dorko!' written in red paint, on the inside Edd found the box was filled with jawbreakers of different sizes.
“Oh Kevin...boysenberry....my favorite flavor...” Pulling the box close, Edd walked into his new home, he had the full intention to send Kevin a thank you note; along with his new address to everyone else.
Letters went back and forth, with Edd having to chew Ed and Eddy out every time he'd get a complaint from one of the others, for a year. It was really sudden, when the letters stopped being responded to, and the cul-de-sac children continued to send out their letters for months; before they ended up giving up. Out of their sense of loyalty to Double D, they did everything they could to keep people from moving into his old house. Their actions did cause anyone who tried to move in leave after a week at the most, it also caused many of them to be grounded, Ed and Eddy also ended up in the hospital a couple of times without Edd to talk them out of doing things.
Four years, it had been four years since Edd moved. Life in the cul-de-sac had changed as the children were now in their teens and most were in high school. Rolf was eighteen and to everyone’s surprise, was dating Lee Kanker. They both worked at the local chicken joint with May, Marie, and Marie's gothic boyfriend from high school. Lee was twenty-one, May was nineteen, and Marie was eighteen, so they each needed to get a job in order to continue paying their bills, their mother having run off to be with some guy.
Sarah and Jimmy were now thirteen, they had also started to date, which had also surprised everyone who thought Jimmy was gay. Johnny now fifteen had made Plank a wife and two children, he would take Plank's children to school with him while Plank and his wife went to “work”. Ed and Eddy were both seventeen now, Ed had finally agreed to date May and was actually in a happy relationship with her. Eddy had been dating nineteen year old Nazz going on two years, the start of that relationship had caused Kevin and Eddy to have a fight, but the fight ended after only a month before Kevin got over it. Kevin also was now seventeen, he was single and it bothered the hell out of him that only him and Johnny were single out of the cul-de-sac.
There were many girls that had tried to ask Kevin out, he'd tried dating them, but most of the girls were either too clingy or boring; or were just dating him because he was captain of the football team. Everyone in the cul-de-sac had been awoken earlier than they usually would get up, the moving truck that had rolled in had music blasting loudly out its open windows, it stopped as it parked in Double D's old drive way and a car pulled up beside it. Watching from their windows, they began to write down their predictions of how long their new neighbors would be staying, as they had done since the third family to try and move in had been chased away.
Edd walked from the drivers side of the truck, wearing his ski hat, a long sleeved red shirt with a black vest, purple capris, knee high red and black striped socks, and black sneakers. Rubbing the back of his neck, he stepped out into the middle of the road to look at his old childhood neighborhood. “Hasn't changed a bit, I was sure someone would have moved in by now and changed something, or even Ed and Eddy burning their own homes to the ground.” he laughed into his hand, his mother and father called for him to help unpack.
Loud crashing noises and yelling filled the cul-de-sac, doors swung open, and Edd found himself tackled to the ground with choruses of yells saying. “Double D!” five bodies were on top of him in moments, before Ed was squeezing all of them in a large hug and lifting them into the air, letting out a cry. “Double D! I missed you so much! Waah! Did the aliens kidnap you Double D? Did they force you to stop writing back? How did you escape?!”
Edd wiggled out of the group hug and brushed his clothing off, he saw that most of them were still in their PJ's, Ed was only in a pair of, not so white, tighty whities. “I must apologize for that to all of you...” straightening out his shirt and taking a deep breath. “Going into a new school, let alone high school...without any friends proved to be a bit more difficult than I had anticipated...” fixing his hat, he smiled. “Some things happened that I rather not talk about, or rather they aren't topics I wish to discuss. I am dreadfully sorry that such events prevented me from contacting you over the last three years. On the bright side, my father and mother were able to get their old jobs back and we were able to move back!”
Nazz,Sarah,Rolf, and Jimmy were a little concerned about the way Edd had said events had happened. Ed was just as oblivious and hugged Edd again tightly, while Johnny,Eddy, and Kevin slowly made their own ways out of their homes; they had been woken up by the yelling of Edd's nickname. “Holy shit sock head, are you really back?” making his way over to his friend, Eddy was only wearing his robe and a speedo. It was then that Edd took a good look at his old friends.
Ed had gotten taller, his hair was now to his ears and spiked up, his back and chest were covered in patches of ginger hair that led down to a happy trail. Nazz's hair had grown longer and she'd dyed a couple strands black, but because it was morning she had curlers in it. Jimmy had only grown taller as his only change, while Sarah was now looking more feminine and had grown her hair out more. Rolf's only changes were he'd also grown taller and he'd become more hairy as well. Johnny was the same as ever just a bit taller. Eddy had not grown at all, well maybe just an inch or two, his hair was to his neck and he had a few black hairs on his chest.
While Eddy was giving Edd a huge hug, crying about how much he missed him and how they could finally get the scams back to normal, Edd glanced over at Kevin. Kevin was wearing a black tank, his green hoodie was wrapped around his waist, black baggy pants, and a pair of black and white sneakers. The jock held his baseball cap in his hands, his hair had grown to his ears with his bangs still being longer than the rest of his hair. “So the smart dork returns. It's about time, do you have any idea what its been like without you to stop your other dork losers from doing really stupid things?”
“Terribly sorry Kevin, it seems my words of caution when I left and the years worth of letters didn't sink into my companions heads as much as I wish they had.” Double D pushed Eddy away from him slightly. “I am sorry all, but I really must help mother and father with the furniture and boxes.” smiling, he put his hands together tightly, pulling them to his chest. “But once I am finished, I would love to hear about everything you all have been up to while I was away.” he ran over to the moving truck and grabbed a hold of one end of the couch, while his father took the other. They could all see that Edd had put on some muscle and a very small amount of weight, that helped him not look so terribly fragile and weak.
“It looks like Edboy has grown from having the strength of a baby chicken to a man with the strength of a medium sized boar.” Rolf noted with a nod. “This son of a shepard must go, work must be done at the chicken hut. Tell the Edboy that I will tell him the tales of what he has missed of Rolf's life while he was away.” Rolf ran back to his house to get ready for work, having gone through high school and dating Lee, Rolf had learned to be a bit more normal with how he spoke over the four years. Lee would chew him out or hit him on his head every time he didn't talk correctly more than a few words, she felt it was her job to help him fit in as an American, which Rolf saw as an act of love with a bit of annoyance at times.
Jimmy looked at his watch, then over to Sarah. “Edd does look like he is going to be busy for awhile, our movie starts in an hour.”
“Its alright Jimmy, let us go to the movies. He's just moving back, we have all the time in the world to catch up with him.” Sarah and Jimmy went back to Sarah's house for Sarah to finish getting ready. “Ed! If you don't get yourself into the house and get dressed right this minute I'm telling mom!”
“No! Don't do that baby sister!” Ed put his hands to his face with wide eyes, their parents had already left for work. “I will see you later Double D!” the tallest and stupidest of the group yelled as he went home.
One by one all the teens went their own ways, Nazz needed to finish getting ready for her date with Eddy and the same went for Eddy, it was Sunday and Sunday was date night as decided by the couples in the cul-de-sac; even Ed had a date with May, who had taken the day off work. Johnny ended up going home to do something with Plank and his family, he had made a comment about Plank and his wife needing a baby sitter. Kevin was the only one who didn't really have anything better to do, he had done all he needed to do with his bike the night before.
“Aw man...” Kevin ran over to Edd's house and helped the other boys mother with a large box she was struggling with. “I'll help you guys with the heavy stuff...”
“Oh, thank you Kevin, you always were such a good responsible young man. With your help I am sure we'll be done in half the time.” Edd's mother smiled as she grabbed a lighter box. “I can not believe his other little friends didn't even think to ask if they could help, but I suppose most teenagers have their own things to do.” as they were walking to the house she stopped. “Please do mind your feet, wipe them on the mat, a clean home is a happy home after all!”
'Well, that is where he gets it huh.' Kevin thought to himself as he wiped his shoes on the mat and followed Edd's mother into the house. Together with Edd and his parents, Kevin helped move the furniture and boxes to where they were supposed to go. Each of the other teens had stopped to watch them for a moment, before going off to do things they had planned for all week. When there was only a few boxes left in the truck and car, Edd's parents told him he could run along and play with his friend, that they would take care of the rest.
Both boys went into Kevin's garage, Edd looking at Kevin's motorcycle. “I see you have upgraded, do you wear a helmet to make sure you will be safe now? You know a lot of accidents happen to even those who are regular riders, its better safe than sorry Kevin.”
“Geez, I forgot how much you were into rules...but yea, I have a helmet. You think I want a ticket or something?” Kevin kicked the ground, his garage still had boxes of jawbreakers piled up along the wall from his fathers job. “So...uh... want to go in the house and get something to drink, you look kind of hot.” his face turned bright red and he started waving his hands in front of himself. “What I mean is, you are wearing a long sleeved shirt and its hot outside, not that your...” he hit himself in the head. 'Urg! Shut up! He probably knew what you meant, now you just made it awkward!' he thought to himself.
Slightly startled by Kevin's sudden stammering, he quickly recovered. “Yes, it is very humid out here and the heat does seem to be raising, it probably wasn't my smartest move to wear this outfit in this season...” Double D bit his bottom lip. “I would love a drink Kevin if it isn't too much of a bother.” Kevin opened the door that led into the house, Edd following behind him. Inside the house had a nice temperature from the ac being on, Edd's house had been hot as they hadn't turned theirs on right away. “Your house hasn't changed much, you got a new TV and couch I see.”
“Um, yea, have to keep up with the times and all you know.” Kevin walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge. “So, Double D, what do you want to drink? I have cola,juice, and my dads beer.” he said the last one as a joke.
“A beer sounds pretty good.”
Kevin's eyes widened and he looked at Edd, the slightly taller teen was leaning back against the counter. “Wait, are you just yanking my chain? You can't possibly be serious about wanting a beer right? Mr. Anal rules dorko.”
Double D sighed. “I've been having some issues as of late, stress, upon other things. I have had beer before, it is actually pretty enjoyable.” he glanced at the wall clock. “I think I can drink one and be able to hide the fact that I did before everyone comes back from where ever they went.” Edd still had no idea about who was dating who, he'd been to busy unloading the truck to see them leaving with their significant others. “It would also be much appreciated if no one else found out, it would be just what I need if Eddy finds out or my parents. If you can not actually give me a beer, juice would be good.” he smiled.
Grabbing two beers from the fridge, Kevin handed one to Edd. “My dad knows I sometimes drink it, he won't miss it. I can't believe a goodie two shoes like you is so stressed you need to do something rebellious like underage drinking.” they both made their way to the couch and sat down, Kevin turning on the TV. “I think I can get use to you this way.” he opened his bottle and took a drink, while Edd did the same. “So, what were you up to the last four, well three years, you were sending letters for the first year.”
Edd drank down the whole bottle of beer, Kevin watching with his jaw dropped. “...Well....going to school with other children who grew up together, who knew each other, and had already established their own close nit groups...” Edd placed the empty bottle down on a coaster that laid on the coffee table. “You also know how awkward I was even with all of you and that is with me living here since I was a toddler...” he closed his eyes. “Needless to go into much detail, I was bullied for being weak and smart, bullied for being the new kid...I was able to lie to you all for a year about my experiences, but things began to pile up and I could not continue to write lies or tell the truth...”
“So you chose to ignore us all together and keep your issues to yourself? With all the times I pounded you? I would have thought you would, I don't know....not take bullying to heart enough to stress you to the point of ignoring your friends and drink alcohol dude.” Kevin took another drink from his own bottle.
“It wasn't the type of bullying I was use to Kevin, you at least had reasons for beating me,Ed, and Eddy up, we did cause you a lot of trouble with our scams...” Double D leaned back against the couch, feeling a little light headed as he wasn't able to handle alcohol still. “ With high school age came new experiences that I am still struggling with. I made a few friends and it was enough to get me through most of the smaller minded students actions. They were there to help me train myself in the gym and see things in a new prospective that I had been to stubborn in the past to try.” he closed his eyes tight, tears starting to come out. “I was really weak...I can't ever talk to any of you about the things I did, so shameful and stupid of me..I gave into emotions and actions that I deeply regret. Because of what I did at that time, my parents felt it best to get a transfer back here where I was happiest. I was able to get the email addresses for my other friends to keep in touch.”
Kevin put his own now empty bottle on the table. “What you did? What did you do Double D?”
“I really rather not talk about it Kevin....especially not to you...no offense...I won't even been telling Ed and Eddy any of what I've already said.”
“You may have been away for four years, but you are still a friend. Anything that happened, I'm sure we can help you with it man.”
“....I'm too ashamed...I don't want to burden you guys..it will be all better now, I'm back home...Eek!” Edd squeaked as Kevin stood and pulled him up into a large hug. “Kevin! What on earth are you doing!”
“You don't have to bottle things up, just spill the beans already dork. I can understand not wanting to tell the other two dorks, one is an idiot and the other would probably try to make a joke out of anything embarrassing you tell him. I'm here for you man, you were always the only dork I could get along with.” Kevin pulled away from the hug, his cheeks slightly red. “Sorry about suddenly grabbing you like....” his eyes widened as Edd leaned forward and kissed him on the lips, he froze unsure of how to react.
Edd, realizing what he'd just done, pulled away and put both of his hands to his mouth. “I am so sorry, I...I will leave, I didn't mean to...” he turned to run out the door, but Kevin grabbed him and pushed him into the couch moving over him. “K..Kevin! I...” Edd squirmed under Kevin as the other boy kissed him, both of their eyes closing, and Edd gripped onto Kevin's shoulders.
Kevin moved his hands down to Double D's hips, moving his own down against him. Edd shivered letting out a small moan, which Kevin took as permission to move his tongue into Edd's mouth; Kevin felt Edd jerk from the surprise of having a foreign object in his mouth. Kevin was glad he had some practice with making out with the girls, but he had to admit to himself that kissing Edd turned him on more. He felt Edd start to kiss back, rubbing his tongue against Kevin's. “Ho..holy shit Double D...” Kevin gasped pulling back to breath, rocking his hips down against Edd's, both of them having grown hard and their underwear feeling tighter.
“Ah...Kevin...mm...I...I've never done this type of thing before....” Edd bucked his hips up with Kevin's.
Moving off of Edd, Kevin lifted him up into his arms and stalked to his bedroom with him. “I've only ever gone as far as light rubbing and making out before....” he threw Edd onto his bed and climbed over him again pinning his arms down. “But with those girls, they never got me this worked up...” he smirked down at Edd as the taller boy blushed bright red.
“I...I'm not sure if we should be doing this Kevin...first times are supposed to be...special...if you...” Edd swallowed. “If you are just giving into hormones and don't actually have any....romantic feelings for me...”
“Dude, do you have to say such embarrassing things right now?” Kevin leaned down and kissed Edd's neck. “...I wouldn't be doing this with another guy if I wasn't serious....I didn't understand my own feelings till you stopped writing back....” he began to try and pull Edd's shirt off.
“Kevin no!” Edd shoved Kevin on to the floor and looked away. “I can't let you see...” he began to cry again, his heart pounding in his chest.
“What the fuck man! I tell you I have feeling for you too and you shove me off the bed!...” Kevin stopped yelling when he saw Edd was crying and holding onto his shirt tightly. “What are you hiding that made you freak out...” he climbed on the bed beside Edd, putting his hand on his shoulder. “Come on...what is really going on...”
Edd took in a shaky breath and looked at Kevin. “I did something really stupid....so stupid my parents left the jobs they loved to move back here Kevin....please...don't think to less of me...” he took his vest off, then began to remove his shirt. “Don't tell anyone else either....” once the shirt was off, Kevin grabbed Edd's arms.
“Double D....”
Above the wrist on each arm were light scars that looked similar to cat scratches. “...They picked on me every day, pushed me in the halls, made fun of me for wearing my hat all the time. One day they decided to find out what was under my hat, in the middle of the lunch room, one of them came up and pulled it off in front of everyone...”
“Over them seeing what was under your hat? That is what caused you to hurt yourself?! What kind of stupid....”
“I know it was stupid Kevin! But you...you haven't even seen why I wear this hat all the time....I also had a picture that I kept under it..of you during one of Eddy's scams. They not only made fun of my head, but they found out I was gay, they wouldn't stop bothering me....” Edd reached up and pulled his hat off, his hair was rather long and he had bobby pins keeping it all at the top of his head, he pulled the pins out and let his hair fall to his shoulders; Kevin jerked some from shock. There was a scar that went from the start of Edd's forehead into his hairline on the top of his head and spread like a wrinkly tan colored star with some strands of hair popping out randomly, there were also other smaller burn scars that had hair growing. “When I was two, I was in the way when mother was carrying a pan filled with oil from the meal she had made for father...she tripped and before she could stop it the oil landed on my head...as I started to grow up it got smaller..but it still left a permanent scar.”
“Geez man...I had no clue..you should have talked to use about what was going on...Friends are always here to help you remember? So a school for of jackass losers made fun of you, you are better than all of them, I bet you got better grades too and that made them jealous.” Kevin flicked Edd in the nose. “The scars actually kind of hot though...bet they wished they had an awesome scar that looked like that and feeling insecure they wanted to down you instead to make themselves feel better.”
Embarrassed, Edd hugged Kevin pushing his face into his chest. “That is a better response than Ed and Eddy gave when they saw it...thank you...”
“Well they are morons, you can also do this you know...” Kevin moved away from Edd and grabbed a brush. “Sit up..” once Edd did as he asked, he began to brush all of Edd's shoulder length hair to the right side of his head. “It's all the same length...what, did you never get a hair cut ever?” he pulled some of his bangs to the front to cover the scar on his forehead. “There, a whole new look, and you can put your hat back on if you want also...” he saw the picture Edd had mentioned resting on his covers. “So, this is what everyone sa...saw....” his face turned bright red. “What the fuck dude, why would you carry this around with you under your hat!”
The picture had been taken when the Ed's had been running away from Kevin's house, they had been doing candid pictures for black mailing reasons, they didn't dare do it to Nazz, Jimmy, or Sarah; so it had only left the other boys. Kevin was naked beside some bubbles covering his crotch, he had a large round loofah in his hand to hit them with and was yelling. “I couldn't get rid of it...I also couldn't let Ed and Eddy find it, I told them the picture never came out...” Edd grabbed it and his hat, putting the picture into his hat, he placed his bobby pins back in and pulled the hat back on to have his usual look. “I think I hear them knocking on your door....” he quickly pulled on his shirt in case they burst in.
“We will continue this eventually Double D....” Kevin moved his hand up Edd's leg. “But I know those idiots are going to want to hear the good things you've been up to and tell you all the crap they've been doing....it is your first day back...”
“Thank you for understanding Kevin...” Edd kissed him lightly before running out of the room.
“Urg, he totally knows what hes doing to me....” Kevin thought of seeing Eddy naked and lost his erection, slid off his bed, and followed Edd to his front door.

TBC
AN: Geez, almost five full pages o.o I hope this chapter was good, sorry they didn't get to get to far lol but it is only Edd's first day back and he wasn't nearly tipsy enough with only one beer to ignore that his friends would break in to get to him.
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