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A Little Bit of Vortian Love...	By : Fuzzbeast Category: +G through L > Invader Zim > Slash - Male/Male Views: 1399 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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- 1-A Little Bit of Vortian Love...
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Author Note: Okay guys, so this is yet another side story from "The Epic of Dib". You need to read that story first or this will make very little sense to you. This is Lard Nar/Prisoner 777 (don't know if anyone is interested in this little-seen pairing, but here it is anyways!). Anyway, this small scene takes place in ch. 6 of The Epic of Dib and shows what Lard Nar and Prisoner 777 (Rad Na is the name I gave him in the main story since he doesn't have an official name) did after they were reunited. You should know that in my fiction Vortians are hermaphroditic creatures, so this'll be an interesting sex scene... This is written from Lard Nar's POV. Enjoy!
"I do not own Invader Zim or the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story."
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I paced anxiously, waiting for Dib and Zim to return. They'd surprised me greatly by offering to rescue my beloved Rad Na for me from the prison on Vort. I hadn't told them that Rad Na was my lover and not just my friend; I was just too ashamed of the fact that I had been too cowardly to rescue him myself sooner. I sighed loudly, causing various members of the crew to glance at me momentarily before returning their attention to their consoles. I dearly hope they make it back safely...
Suddenly, the main monitor beeped. "It's Dib and Zim! They're hailing us!" Shloontapooxis informed me happily. He wasn't the only one who was happy to hear from them! "Put them on-screen!" I commanded. The little cone-shaped alien hovered down to the communications button and pressed it with the tip of his cone. The screen flickered to life, and I could see Zim and the human named Dib smiling happily at me. My heart skipped a beat when I noticed Rad Na waving from the background as well. "Hey guys," Dib said, "I just wanted to let you know that we made it out successfully and we should be there within a day." "Yes, that's wonderful! I look forward to your return!" I replied. "Okay, then, we'll let you go now. See you soon!" Dib answered before cutting communications. YES! They had done it!
I passed the next day in eager anticipation, until finally Dib and Zim arrived, docking their smaller ship with our larger one. Suddenly, Dib, Zim and Rad Na rounded the corner of the hallway. I ran forward instinctively, wrapping my arms around Rad Na. Oh how grateful I was to see him! I even felt little tears of joy pricking at my eyes, but I didn't care who saw it! After a few moments of intense hugging, I finally pulled away. I addressed Dib and Zim: "I want to thank you both, from the bottom of my heart, for bringing him back to me. We'd be more than happy to help you build that pak you wanted." "You're welcome!" Dib replied. "Now, if you don't mind," I said to Dib, "you'll have to excuse us for awhile. We have a lot of catching up to do." I grabbed Rad Na's hand and lead him back towards the rear hallway. I hated to be so hasty with the person who had just rescued my lover but I just couldn't wait to talk to him in private.
I lead him back to my personal room so we could have some privacy. Once I had safely shut and locked the door, we embraced each other all over again. After some time we finally pulled apart and moved to sit on the bed, one of the few available seating surfaces in this small room. "Oh, Rad Na, I'm so terribly sorry for not coming to get you sooner! I feel awful about it..." He shook his head, "It's alright, I understand that you weren't really able to. Besides I'm fine now!" That lover of mine, he was so forgiving! Still, I wish I hadn't been such a coward... "Lard Nar?" he said, his voice shaking me from my thoughts, "Can you believe Zim actually came to rescue me? And that he's taken a lover of a different species?!" "I know, right? It is rather difficult to believe..." I answered. "Do you think it's genuine love and not some trick? Dib is a kind person, and I worry for his safety..." I thought for a moment before answering; "You know what? I believe that Zim HAS changed. He even took his pak off and let Dib hold it..." Rad Na gasped and said, "Are you serious?!" "Yes, he did do that. Besides, I sense a genuine affection between them. They may not be the same, but they are one, united by a strong bond. I think Zim truly loves this human..." Rad Na was silent for a minute. He sighed; "Yes, I believe you're right. Just listening to them speak and watching them interact, it does seem true..." I voiced what I imagined he was thinking, "This means that maybe Irkens aren't entirely irredeemable. I mean, if Zim of all people can change..." He sighed again; "Yes, imagine if there were more Irkens like him..." I frowned, "That would be nice, but it's not likely to happen. We must fight them. There is no other way if we want to free our people. Zim is probably a rare specimen indeed. Still, I'm thinking that we'll eventually have to slaughter them all in a bloody battle..." Rad Na winced a bit. "I kind of hope that Zim and Dib choose to join us in our resistance," I continued, "because we could use their help. If they did join us, I'd welcome them happily." Rad Na's expression turned serious. "Now, Lard Nar, don't pressure them. Whether they join or not, I'm going to help them make a pak just like we all agreed on. They both love each other and are happy, so if they choose to simply live their lives peacefully together away from this resistance movement then we should respect that." I nodded in agreement. Even though we could definitely use people with their skills, I couldn't help but want them to be happy together as a peaceful couple, far away from this conflict. If only because their love was so rare and special...
We sat quietly for a minute or two, both of us lost in our respective thoughts. Finally, Rad Na spoke up, "You know...it's been such a long time since the both of us were last together. Maybe we should celebrate a bit?" "Hmm?" I said, my interest peaked. He scooted over closer to me, and leaned forward, nibbling gently on one of my soft horns to signal his intent. Oh, so he wanted a bit of bonding time. I couldn't really argue with a fine idea like that! I turned to him and nibbled back on his horn to show him that I was receptive. He seemed quite pleased and began removing his clothing; I followed suit. Once we were fully bared to each other, I raked my gaze over his body. He was a bit thinner than he was before he was imprisoned. No doubt the meager prison food hadn't helped him at all... I noticed a somewhat fresh-looking wound on one of his shoulders. It looked like it had been clumsily cut and then crudely cauterized. I reached out and touched it gently. "Rad Na," I asked hesitantly, "Were you tortured?" He glanced to the wound then shook his head. "No, actually Dib did that to remove the chip in my shoulder. It would've released a neurotoxin when I passed the prison scanner unauthorized if he hadn't removed it from me. So, even though it hurt, he saved my life." "Oh," I said, feeling relieved.
He leaned forward and began nibbling my horn again. I nibbled gently on one of his too, reaching down to rub softly at the slit of his penile sheath. He returned the gesture, reaching towards the front of my crotch, his finger running gently over the puffy flesh down there. I felt myself responding to his touch, my penis expanding out of my sheath. My small vaginal opening right behind my penis was growing wet as well. I watched his pretty pink penis expand out of it's opening as well, and I reached to stroke it. He wiggled it rudely in my hand so I wiggled mine right back at him. I chuckled, having a prehensile penis was quite fun! "Alright, you," I teased, "that's enough of that. Come on, now..." I laid down on the bed on my side, facing him. He laid down next to me, also facing me. I reached down to rub at his vaginal opening; it was quite wet. I slid a finger in and he whimpered. I continued to tease him, rubbing gently, all the while savoring his little whimpers and moans. I could feel his flexible penis wiggling around, trying to breach my moist entrance, but I kept teasingly blocking him with my own penis. Eventually he whined loudly. I chuckled; "Oh all right. Enough teasing, I'll let you in." He slid his firmly muscled flexible penis into my small, tight dripping hole, causing me to gasp. It felt so good to be filled... "Hurry and enter me," he urged. I fumbled around, poking the tip of my penis around until I lined up properly with his entrance. I slid in easily and he moaned out load. We stared into each other's eyes as we both used our powerful penile muscles to thrust gently in and out of each other. My beautiful lover, how I'd missed him... I felt him quivering as he grew more and more excited. I tensed, feeling the excitement building and building. Rad Na was rubbing all the right spots within me, and I tried my best to return the favor. I felt his powerful member begin thrusting more vigorously. Suddenly, he moaned out softly, clenching his eyes shut as I felt him spurt his seed deep inside me. I thrust a few more times before I released into him as well. We lay there for a few minutes, panting in a dazed feeling of happiness. I felt so fulfilled, so complete next to my lover; it was wonderful... We drifted off into a contented sleep.
I awoke some time later, perhaps a few hours. Our penises had already shrank back into their sheaths and now we were merely laying in a lovely puddle of our own goo. I watched Rad Na's face as he slept; he looked so peaceful... He blinked his eyes open after a few minutes. "Oh, you're awake already," he said. "That was quite nice," I replied. "Yeah, it sure was..." he answered, "Oh but, we forgot to use any sort of contraceptive..." Hrmmm...he was right, in our haste we hadn't bothered to take our pre-sex contraceptive pills. "Oh well," I said, "let's not worry about it. Whatever happens, I say let it happen. If one of us conceives, it'll be the first free Vortian born in many years." "Yeah," he said, "that'd be wonderful..."
We got up and cleaned ourselves off with some sanitary wipes, then got dressed again. "Hey Lard Nar," my lover said to me, "shouldn't we tell Dib and Zim that we're a couple like they are? It only seems right to tell them, that way they'll be able to fully appreciate what they've done for us." I looked downward, feeling a bit embarrassed. "Well..." I answered hesitantly, "I'm a bit too embarrassed. I mean, I don't really know how to bring it up as a topic. It's kind of awkward, and I've always been a private person, as you know..." "Oh, but Dib and Zim wear their affections very outwardly!" he protested. "Oh, I know," I replied, "but they will probably be leaving back to their planet soon, and I probably won't be ever really seeing them again, so telling them really isn't worth doing..." Rad Na looked quizzically at me. "And what if they decide to stay?" he questioned. "Well, then I guess we'll have to tell them then, just so it doesn't seem as though we're keeping secrets or anything, but let me do it on my own time, okay?" He nodded his assent. "Very well, then but don't wait forever..." he said pointedly. "Oh, alright then. Now that that's settled, let's get you back to work." "Great!" he said, "I've been missing being able to work in a proper lab!" "Good!" I answered, "because before you get to work on Dib's pak, we have some other matters that could use your attention..." We continued our conversation in the hallway as we headed out of the room on our way to the lab to get some good work done...
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Author Note: Alright, the end on this one! It's a bit short, but it's a nice little look at these characters. I don't know if anyone out there cares for this obscure pairing or if the unusual anatomy was too weird to be arousing for anyone (Hah! Like there isn't someone on this site who was looking for exactly that!), but I wanted to do something a bit different to the usual thing where writers make alien genitalia exactly the same as human anatomy. Not that there's anything wrong with that since it does help the reader more easily relate to the characters, but I felt like being a bit more interesting this time... Anyway, that's why I made the Vortians hermaphroditic with prehensile penises (because if you both had to line up properly to get into each other's holes a flexible penis would be very helpful!). Vortians are self-sterile, though, hence why lovers are required... So, I hope you enjoyed this short, weird little scene! Make sure you go and read The Epic of Dib to get more backstory! Bye!
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