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Rhyme Nor Reason	By : Laerecify Category: +M through R > Metalocalypse > Slash - Male/Male Views: 1458 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I totally own Metalocalypse, Toki and Nathan and am receiving lots of money from this. Not. Brendon Small owns Metalocalypse and probably does not condone what I'm about to share. WhatIdoownaremygayandpervertedthoughts.

Chapter List
- 1-Rhyme Nor Reason
- 1
"I can't write shit right now.."
It was around two am when Nathan last looked at the clock by his bed, now past three. Dark painted nails reached up to scratch at the back of his head.
For some reason all he seemed to do lately was lay in bed.
'Maybe I'm fucking depressed?...no..fuck I don't know what's wrong with me. I fucking give up with this shit.'
Nathan's thoughts reverberated his own voice in his head before tossing the empty notebook to the floor, picking up the remote to his tv and clicking off the only light source in the room.
He laid back against soft pillows in his dark bedroom, roughly fidgeting with the pen in his hand, lost in his thoughts or lack thereof. It had been this way each night all week so far and didn't look as though it would get better any time soon. At first he drank beer alone after giving up trying to force anything out of his head before falling asleep. Now he just laid in complete silence, beer not really satisfying him at the moment, trying to figure out what was bothering him. It had to be something.
Nathan closed his eyes letting out a deep and heavy sigh, sliding his hand behind his head. His body refusing to sleep since his mind was constantly occupied with a frustrating amount of nothing.
A few hours later Nathan's 'thoughts' were interrupted by his band mates making an ungodly amount of noise.
Sitting up he bellowed toward his door,
"HEY! Will you guys fuckin' knock it off?! I'm tryin' to fuckin' sleep in here!"
before falling back against his bed which caused him to jerk awake, blinking in confusion.
"Oh..fuck..guess I..finally fell asleep..fuckin'...stupid dreams.."
he mumbled dumbly, rubbing at his slightly stubbly face before sitting up.
"fuck..."
"I's dones it right! It's word fits in here! Nots enoughs room for your word! I can shows you! Let go's of it!"
"Noes, Toki's is stupid, never gets the words right, jus let's me finish the crossinq puzzle!"
"CrossWORDS puzzle Skwisgaar! You's cants even says it right!"
"Ams to, you are messinqs it up! Proboblys jus spills his babies milks all overs its anyway!"
"I donts drinks babies milks!"
Nathan grunted coming in the room plopping down on the couch trying to tune out the continuous 'ams nots' and the 'doeses so's' coming from Toki and Skwisgaar.
"Nathan's will definitely agrees with mes and not stupids Toki's"
This was Nathan's only warning before having a war laden magazine shoved in his face.
"Will you two stop fucking around?! Do you know what fucking time it is? Too early for this bullshit.."
Nathan barked, knocking away the offending object invading his personal space.
"it's four thirties!"
The pair shouted in unison which caused Nathan to groan and rub his temple.
"Whats wrongs Nat'ans? Hangs overs?"
Toki inquired before swatting at Skwisgaar who was smacking at the back of his head with the rolled up magazine. Nathan's only answer was another grunt.
"So wheres you beens Nathaans? Hidinqs in your rooms likes a scared lady?"
"Shuts up Skwisgaar, Nat'ans probablys doesn't wants to bes around yous cause yous ams always pehstrings."
Nathan smirked to himself hearing Toki's complete fail at pronouncing the word pestering. Maybe that's the reason for the cross-word puzzle in the first place, or maybe not considering Toki's childish interest in anything fun.
"Nat'an? Nat'ans?"
"hm?"
"Reallies where ams you been?"
"Uh..in my room."
"Oh..how comes? I's not seens you ins likes deh weeks."
"It's not been weeks. Just not social I guess."
"Uninterestinqs ladys talkinqs"
Skisgaar announced while leaving, becoming too bored with the small talk.
"Whys? How comes? Ams you mad with ones of us?"
"No. Just been in my room."
"Ok. Yous hungry? Wants some left over?"
"No. Yea.."
"Okie dokies! We haves pitzas from last night..wait, night..maybes last night."
"Uh..whatever."
"You should reallies takes better care of yours selfs."
Toki took upon himself to say while locating what was left of the pizza. The smell of pepperoni apparent to the senses as Toki brought the box over.
Nathan arched a brow
"Yea and what have you guys been doing? Partying?"
"AND making sures to EAT and comes out to soatialyse."
"hmmm"
"Well Is makes sure yous is out of your rooms for a while. I ams yours dog watches for now."
"You mean watch dog?"
"Das what I's said!"
Nathan sniggered,
"Oh ok."
"I ams! I takes care ofs you, we misses you.."
"..."
Nathan really didn't have anything to say to a remark like that, not that something like that is surprising coming from Toki but honestly Nathan had enough to worry about.
Later that night Toki made sure to check up on Nathan, jogging down the hallway he excitedly barged in Nathan's room without knocking.
"Nat'ans! Come hangs out wifs us!"
Toki said swinging open the door to the dark room. Waiting a second or two he called out to him while his eyes adjusted to the dark, too afraid to turn on the light and wake a very possible cranky man. However Toki could see now that there was no one in the room. He left perplexed since Nathan should either be in his room or hanging out with everyone at this time. Not really knowing where to begin a one-man search party, Toki returned without a certain tall, dark haired man.
Several hours into the night when Pickles was finally talking nonstop about nothing to no one and about to pass out, Murderface was talking shit to an arcade game and Skwisgaar was more than likely off nailing some skank, Nathan finally showed up. Kicking empty bottles out of his way he unintentionally snuck up on Toki, who was in the kitchen looking for a possible snack, Nathan rumbled,
"Looks like I missed the party again."
Startled Toki jumped up, banging his head on the bottom of the freezer.
"Owws fucks!"
"I thought you were supposed to come get me."
Rubbing the sore spot on his head Toki frowned exclaiming that he did come to get him!
"Ya, you was gone, wheres you been?"
"Around."
"Rights okays."
Toki continued rubbing his head.
"You scares me you know I bumps my head!"
Nathan pretended not to hear him.
"Do you feels better now?"
"Huh?"
"Ams you happy now? Not sad anysmores?"
Toki eased out, worried about this may be a sensitive subject.
"Oh..I wasn't sad."
"Does you know what's wrong then?"
"Nothing's wrong."
"Something."
Toki protested, leaning against the counter while Nathan shot him a strange look.
"Nothing's wrong, quit being a weirdo."
"Nots weirdo, jus worried for you..sheez"
"Hm. Weren't you looking for something?"
"I guess I ams not reallies dats hungries, jus kins of bored.."
"So. Um, what do you uh, do when everyone else is doing their own thing?"
Nathan crossed his arms and leaned his thigh against the counter Toki was leaning on, deciding to give Toki some company.
"I dons know, sometimes I listen to Pickle and then I go watch movies or works on my models ifs I ams nots drunk."
"Oh..uh...any good flicks?"
"All of dems goods! I watches dem more dan once!"
"You don't watch anything new? You don't get sick of the same old stuff?"
"Sometimes. Not ins late."
That's when it stuck Nathan. He was bored. How could he be bored? He had everything he wanted.
"I think I'm gonna go to bed."
Toki frowned,
"Okays..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After laying in bed for a while, trademark frown on his face, Nathan told hisself that this would pass and is just a faze. He'd be back to himself at some point and he'd forget about all this. And just like that he was out of bed and walking down the hall.
"Toki"
He asked sort of quietly in front of his door before knocking after a few seconds, ashamed that he was even doing this shit. No response. Some few seconds of turmoil later Nathan opened his door and called his name a little louder. Toki stirred before rolling over and squinting his eyes at the frontman silhouetted by the faint outside light.
"Nat'ans? Whats is going on?"
"I know I just woke you up and all but I uh...really can't fucking sleep."
Toki sat up and turned on his lamp kind of alarmed. It must be serious for Nathan to act this way.
"Nat'an yous cans talks to me if something's happened."
"Nothing happened. I can't sleep. And I can't write...anything."
"Maybes yous cants writes cause you cants sleeps."
"No..I think I'm sick..of shit being the same."
Toki stared at him for a moment not knowing what to say.
"Ums...Nat'ans? Are you tired of our musics?"
"Fuck no..I um..just don't know what to sing about."
"Dis happens sometimes right? You jus needs impearations..yous knows what's I am saying."
"I know what you're saying. I just don't think I've...ever been THIS..un-inspired. It's awful."
"Does you needs a good woman?"
"I don't think sex or romance will fix this. I feel like its a different problem but I have no idea what..uh..all these these different things have come to mind, like that maybe I'm getting too old but I don't feel like I'm too old. I don't know what's wrong with me. This is ridiculous..It's making me feel like I'm fucking crazy.."
"Wowwie Nat'an..I ams really sorries."
"Fuck it you know what..I'm sorry I woke you up. Go back to sleep."
"I can't sleeps now!"
"Right..fuck."
"Yous needs a hobby!"
"A hobby...I already have hobbies."
"Like what?"
"Fuck I don't know! Thinking, I think a lot."
"...dat would make me crazy..."
"..."
"Wants to spends times with me?"
"What?"
"I can be fun!"
"Um.."
"You ams bored..if you does something new yous will bes not bored."
"Ok......I'm kind of ready to try anything at this point."
Toki pouted, his ego bruised that Nathan might not see him as a super fun pal.
"We both has fun! You sees!"
"Can't wait.."
"...wanna watch a movie?"
"Now?"
"Yes"
"..um.."
"Yes yes, we will watch a movie now! What do you wants to watches?"
Toki walked over to his movie shelf as Nathan just stared.
"Ok fines, dis one is good, yous proboblys likes it!"
Toki sat on the floor and propped his back against his bed so Nathan awkwardly followed suit. Toki talked through the whole beginning trying to explain what was going on, who everyone was and what was about to happen. The worst kind of person to watch a movie with as far as Nathan was concerned but it wasn't that bad. Could be some bitch talking about her friends or her next haircut during the film. It didn't take Toki long to fall asleep. Nathan noticed after a while and decided he would go back to bed after the fight scene ended.
The next day Nathan woke up to find himself and Toki completely collapsed on Toki's floor. The tv screen an annoyingly intense bright blue color. Nathan found the remote and turned off the tv. He sat up to leave but thought better of it, Toki probably shouldn't stay like that, he did sit with him and listen to him whine last night.
"Toki get up"
he said shaking the younger man.
"mMeuh?"
"What? Get up, we fell asleep."
"okays..."
He said without opening his eyes. Nathan shook him some more.
"Okay Nat'ans.."
Nathan stood up stretching and left.
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