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Valentine's Night	By : Homeydaclowndasecond Category: +1 through F > Camp Lazlo Views: 2983 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Valentine's Night
- 2-Make Up Sex
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Valentine's Night
Disclaimer: I don't own Camp Lazlo or the Camp Lazlo characters. Joe Murray does.
This story takes place after the Camp Lazlo episode; 'Valentine's Day'. Just for the sake of the fic, all of the characters are older.
Anyway, Raj was talking to Lazlo, who got his ass handed to him by Patsy.
"Goddamn Lazlo. Patsy sure beat the livin' shit outta you." Raj said. "She didn't beat me as hard like that."
"W-Well, at least Hoo-ha didn't beat me u-up." Lazlo laughed nervously.
"If I was you, I would avoid that mongoose for now on." Raj said.
"Ha!" Lazlo laughed. "Like I'm gonna listen, to some Indian elephant with a gay accent. Now that's hystrical!"
"Ha!Ha! Gay elephant!" Clam laughed. "Ha!Ha!"
"Now, if you please excuse me; I gotta go to the nursing station & get some ice."
Then Lazlo turns & walks away to the nursing station.
Raj was pissed.
"You'll learn to listen to me one of these days!" Raj called after him. "You'll learn!!"
"Hey! Would you shut the fuck up!?!" shouted Edward, who was laying in a hospital bed. "Your hollerin' is hurtin' my wounds!!!"
Raj turns to him & takes out a pair of scissors and goes over towards him.
"What was that?" Raj said, trying to keep his cool.
"What are ya deaf!?!" Edward shouted, still pissed over getting beat up for no reason. "I said,...."
SNIP! SNIP!
Raj had cut Edward's pint of blood in half. More & more of the donated blood spilled onto the ground.
"I hope, that'll teach you, to be hollerin' at me, when I'm in a bad mood! Fuckin' asshole!!!"
Then he takes out a stick of tnt & shoves it into the platypus' mouth. Then he takes out a lighter & lit up the fuse.
"See you in hell, asshole!!!" Raj sniffed, as he put away the lighter.
Then he & everyone disappeared quickly, leaving the fucked platypus alone.
"Helpff. Mefff!" Edward struggled to say, as the TNT fuse gets lower.
The TNT explodes, thus killing him.
Meanwhile, back at Acorn Flats. Patsy was just getting out of Hoo-ha's jeep. She had a glum look on her face, while Hoo-ha was laughing his ass off.
"Ha!Ha! That was some good fightin', that you did, Cupcake!" Hoo-ha laughed, as he lit up a cigar.
"Yeah, whatever." Patsy said, putting on a fake smile.
"I really, like the card, that you gave me!" Hoo-ha said, as he took out the red heart-shaped card. "'I like you'. Ha! Ain't that sweet?"
Then he puts away the card.
"Well, I gotta be goin', sweetie. It's time for my weekly DU Anynoumus meeting & lunch."
"Okay, daddy." Patsy said, with her trademark smile.
Then Hoo-ha speeds off. After making sure Hoo-ha was out of sight, Patsy let out a big sigh & frowned.
"Thank god, he's gone. Now, I can go back to my cabin & gather my thoughts." she muttered, as she walked towards her cabin.
Just as she got into her cabin, she found Nina reading a book on her bed. Nina looks up at her.
"Why hello there, Patsy." she greeted. "I see, that you're back already."
Yep." Patsy muttered sadly, as she layed on her bed.
"What's the matter?" asked Nina.
Patsy turns to her.
"I've done somethin' awful." she said.
"What did you do?" Nina asked, setting down her book. "You didn't kill anybody, did you?"
"No, but I almost did." Patsy answered. "I've beaten up the Bean Scouts."
"All of them?" Nina asked.
"Yep." Patsy replied.
"Why you do that?" asked Nina.
"Because, my dad made me." Patsy answered. "He accidently found a Valentine's card, that I made for Lazlo & he made them do a bunch of shit to toture them. Then I finally admitted, that they didn't make the Valentine for me, I made the Valentine for one of them. Then my dad, bein' the total bastard he is; builted a boxing ring & made me beat them all up. And that's not the worst part!"
"What is the worst part, Patsy?" Nina asked.
"I have to beat up Lazlo." Patsy said, sadly. "A-And I kinda overdid it with my brutal punches."
"Oh." Nina muttered.
"Now I'm afraid, that Lazlo's gonna hate me for now on." Patsy said.
Nina laughs.
"Lazlo's not gonna hate you, Patsy." she started. "If I know him, he's gonna forgive you & he's gonna be friends with you again."
"You really think so?" Patsy asked.
Nina nods.
"I hope so." Patsy muttered.
Nina then stands up.
"I've gotta go. I promise Gretchen, that I would blow up that stupid Doe's house & roast that fat hog's ass."
She leaves.
"Good luck with that!" Patsy called after her.
After Nina leaves, Patsy thinks to herself.
"Maybe, I should make it up to Lazlo. Yeah. That's it. I'll make it up to him."
Then she takes out her cell phone and wallet & starts making calls.
Meanwhile, back at Camp Kidney. Lazlo was just leaving the nursing station. He had a ice pack on one of his wounds.
"Damn! Patsy, sure got me good!" he muttered. "I'm gonna feel that bruise on my head for a least a week."
He goes to his cabin, to rest up.
Lazlo lays in his bed.
"Well, this has been a rough morning." Lazlo yawned. "Might as well, go to sleep."
Then he went to sleep.
It was later, in the afternoon now & Lazlo had woken up.
"That was some nap!" he said, as he stretched.
Then he sees a letter, slid under the cabin door.
"Looks like, someone sent us a letter." Lazlo said, as he went to go get it.
He picks it up & opens it.
"Please meet me at Prickley Pines' fancist hotel; 'The Rocko Murray Arms', at 10:00. Signed A secret Admirer." Lazlo read. "Gee, I wonder who this admirer is?"
Just then, Raj & Clam walks in.
"What's up, dude?"
Lazlo turns to Raj.
"Please, don't say that no more, m'kay?"
"M'kay." Raj responded. "So, what's that you got?"
"Some letter." Lazlo said.
"What does it say?" Raj asked.
"It says, that this person wants to meet me at the Rocko Murray Arms Hotel, tonight, at 10:00." Lazlo told them.
"Is it from a secret admirer?" Raj asked in a teasing voice.
"Yes." Lazlo answered.
"Looks like, our Lazlo's becomin' a man." Raj said to Clam.
"They grow up so fast!" Clam cried stupidly.
"So are you gonna go, Lazlo?" Raj asked.
"I guess, I have to." Lazlo said, putting the letter into his pocket. "So, what do you guys wanna do now?"
Raj & Clam thinks.
"Hey. How 'bout we go fuck around with Lumpus?" Raj suggested.
"Yeah. Fuck around with Lumpus!" Clam added.
Lazlo thought about it.
"Ah, what the hell? It's not like, we're doin' anything important anyway. Let's go!"
So the Jelly trio leaves the cabin, to fuck around with the stupid old moose.
So what's Patsy's surprise? Is Lazlo gonna go to the fancy hotel later on? Will Lumpus die? Will Gretchen stop being a bitch? Some of these questions will be answered in the next chapter.
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