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The Mordhaus Metal Maid
By : TheMetalMistress6982
Category: +M through R > Metalocalypse > AU/AR-Alternate Universe-Alternate Reality
Views: 1319 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Metalocalypse Nor Any Of The Characters Of Dethklok, I Make No Money From The Writing Of This Fan Fiction. Purely For Entertainment Reasons. -
Chapter List
- 1-The Brutal Do Not Do That Voodoo You Do
- 2-Can Nathan Haz Candy Too? Never After Midnight
- 3-Don't Taze Me,Dood!! Charles Shocks And Awes
- 4-The Chaos Child-Just Call Me Dethmother
- 5-The Most Metal Dance Off-Mordhaus Style
- 6-Grim's Lamp Meeting-Part One Millon:
- 7-Tick's Revenge-Sandscapes From Hell [Part I]
One early afternoon, deep within the numerous halls of Mordhaus, I had just woken up in my room adjacent to Lord Nathan's where I served as both caretaker of him and his room. I lightly stretched and bounded out of bed, dressing for the day in my usual Klokateer uniform. As I was brushing my hair, I suddenly heard loud roaring from outside my room, along with the stomping of heavy boots. I quickly got up to go check on my Lord, but before I could do so though, my Dethphone had started ringing, "You're here because you're one of us, we are the strength, we are soldiers..." I quickly snatched it off my dresser, "Hello?" I soon heard my friend, Samhain, giggling manically on the other line and my heart sank. Sam was my bestest friend and I called her my wife jokingly a lot, but she tended to freak out a lot of the residents of Mordhaus, due to her freakishly discolored eyes of red and yellow. She also had shocking orange hair which she enjoyed decorating with bones and other freakish implements. She also had a penance for various voodoo-like curios, such as bones, shrunken heads, and even customized voodoo dolls. She was also employed here as Pickles' drug dealer...or Dethdealer as she preferred to be called. I sighed, "Wifey...please...tell me you are not the reason for a Lord Nathan tantrum this afternoon..."
She just giggled again, "I just..ya know...decided to make him something nice..and leave it outside his door...ya know..." I quickly stifled the urge to chuckle out loud,"...Like..?" She continued her maniacal cackle,"Well...ya know..I just saw the cutest little voodoo doll template online..decided to buy it...soo...ya.." I face-palmed and sighed again, "You wanted to fuckin...spook him again..didn't ya???" She cackled again, "Fuck ya!!!" Again I heard more loud roaring outside my room, the words more clear this time, "WHAT... THE FUCK...IS THIS SHIT???? IT...LOOKS LIKE...ME!!! GODDAMNIT!! SHE'S TRYIN TO FUCKIN...CURSE ME AGAIN...URGH!!!!" I sighed again, "Nice one, wifey...make my job harder, why don't ya???" Again more maniacal laughter, "Well...I can't fuckin help it if he finds me creepy...That's so unmetal..." With that said, she hung up, leaving me to attempt to comfort a spooked out frontman who was now huddled in his closet, growling in half annoyance and half fear.
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[A/N:This is actually inspired by both my friends, Samhain and Robot from the MordhausMania Message Board {mordhausmania.yuku.com}. I decided to try my own one shot installments of my own job and life in Mordhaus, serving Lord Nathan. I based this particular one shot off of Samhain's DK FF, The Dethdealer. Mainly how we Gears will interact with the boys in my thing is kinda like the message boards there, but I'm also adding in the fact that Samhain does freak out Nathan, as in her FF, and mine & Nathan's eh...relationship will develop as I keep doin these. But, like I said, I have my own interpretation of both the boys and how we Gears interact with them and each other on a daily basis.
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