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The Out of Towners	By : SexyLizard Category: +G through L > Gargoyles Views: 2353 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Casual sex, social commentary,and perverse siblings..

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Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars or Gargoyles. This is a work of parody created for non-commercial purposes.
Warning: This story contains anal sex, femslash, and other content sure to offend prudes. If such things bother you read no further.
Prologue
Vega and Zulu were not your typical Falleen.
The people of the Falleen home world have a well-deserved reputation for being aloof, disciplined, and xenophobic. But despite their parents best efforts Zulu and her twin brother Vega embodied none of things.
In retrospect that was not surprising. Both of their parents were wealthy merchants who often took their children off world on business trips to places like Nar Shaddaa, Coruscant, and Corellia. This experience gave the siblings a cosmopolitan view that most insular Falleen lack. They knew from personal experience that many of the prejudices that their people held against other species like Wookies, humans, and Bothans were unfounded (or at least highly exaggerated).
Moreover the fact that they were twins (a rarity among the Falleen) also set them apart. The fact that Vega and Zulu's parents spoiled them and gave them little in the way of discipline made things even worse.
As a result Zulu and Vega grew up to be decadent, spoiled, and uncomfortable around most other Falleen.
But all that changed when their parents died in a shuttle accident shortly after the twins hit puberty. After a brief period of mourning the siblings blew the fortune they had inherited from their parents on lavish parties, new spaceships and other toys, and gifts for boyfriends, girlfriends, and other people who hung out with the siblings because of what they could get from them.
Once Zulu and Vega realized that they that they were not only out of money but massively in debt, they quickly fled the Falleen home world in their fastest ship.
Fortunately for the siblings they soon discovered they had a talent for `convincing' people to share their money and other assets with them. With their good looks, natural charm, and most of all their ability to arouse lust and desire in members of the opposite sex (from many different humanoid species) they found it easy to convince the rich and powerful (or sometimes simply the gullible and/or attractive) to invest in their nonexistent businesses or to simply help out their `good friends.'
However Vega and Zulu could never stay in one place for very long. Their brazen recklessness and arrogant behavior inevitably exposed their true intentions. Either that or their tendency to pursue and sleep with anyone male or female who aroused their interest eventually pissed too many people off.
The two Falleen ended up fleeing jealous spouses and lovers as often as they did security forces.
The young con artists spent the next several decades cheating, stealing, and screwing their way across the galaxy. Loyal only to each other and themselves.
Vega in particular was dependent on his sister. Because his pheromones only aroused desire in females and unlike his sister (who enjoyed the company of both men and women) Vega was gay.
So Zulu was forced to lure in and arouse many males that Vega desired. But she didn't mind, because he would often do the same for her concerning women she wanted.
This situation continued for a while. With the Falleen siblings going someplace new and making a fortune and meeting many friends and lovers until they inevitably were discovered or simply pissed off too many of the wrong people.
Then one day their luck ran out.
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The tiny Corellian freighter sped away from the Outer Rim Planet of Azure. Doing its best to escape the pursuing Imperial Star Destroyer. Which was targeting its weapons and launching its Tie Fighters against the fleeing freighter.
This event finally pushed one of the small spacecraft's occupants over the edge. "I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THAT WOMAN ALONE" a muscular Falleen male in an cast off Imperial uniform shouted.
"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT SHE WAS THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE" his voluptuous female companion screamed back.
Within the tight confines of the bridge the brother and sister glared at each other.
This was supposed to be a simple job. Get the head of the Governor's staff to invest in their tax free (and coincidentally nonexistent) mining company.
Then Zulu had screwed it all up by sleeping with the planetary leader's much younger (and attractive) wife at a high society function.
It turned out that he was the jealous type.
So Vega and Zulu were forced to leave all their possessions behind and flee on the first ship they could get their hands on. After scowling at each other for a few uncomfortable moments Zulu finally broke the tense silence by looking away and saying softly "sorry bro guess I really blew it this time."
Vega sighed and then replied "ah its not the end of the universe."
The civilian vessel groaned as a blast from a Tie Fighter impacted on its shields.
"Or maybe it is….is the hyperdrive working yet?" the green skinned man asked frantically.
Zulu studied the readouts in front of her. "No but there's still that uncharted wormhole in this sector" the well-endowed woman answered after a moment.
"Are you crazy that thing could take us anywhere" Vega angrily replied.
The ship rocked as another blast from an imperial star fighter's laser cannons hit. "Do you have a better idea" Zulu asked in exasperation.
On the busy bridge of the Star Destroyer Ravager the Governor of the Planet Azure glared at the image of the Falleen's ship disappearing into a purple vortex of swirling energy.
"Well what are you waiting for…GET THEM" the elderly politician said after he noticed that the Tie Fighters were no longer pursuing the freighter.
The captain of the Ravager stared at the Governor in disbelief for a moment and then replied as calmly as he could "sir wormholes are unstable…I'm not sending Tie pilots in there and I'm certainly not sending this ship."
"Your just going to let them get AWAY?" the Governor demanded angrily.
"Sire with all due respect…I am not going to throw away the lives of my men just so you can avenge your self on people who are probably dead anyway" the imperial officer answered with some heat.
The overweight politician glared up at the younger soldier for a moment.
"All right….forget it" the man wearily replied.
"The Falleen slut is probably dead anyway" the Governor thought.
In a galaxy, far, far away, the Corellian freighter emerged back into normal space.
The ship was damaged by its journey and had to make an emergency landing on the nearest inhabitable world.
It was a blue planet in a relatively quiet part of the galaxy. The natives referred to it as Earth.
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