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Blade, Schizo, and Luster	By : MalkavianWanabe Category: +G through L > Lilo and Stitch Views: 11162 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Blade, Schizo, and Luster
- 2-The Plan
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Chapter 1: Experiments Blade, Schizo, and Luster

Hamsterviel was pacing around the lab of his hideout awaiting a the outcome of his experimentations. Apparently the little rodent had escaped prison again and was hiding out in a lab somewhere near Earth but not exactly on it. He had several secret labs hidden around the galaxy from other evil scientists he had funded but all happened to be in prison by now. He had apparently learned how to make experiments when he watched Jumba construct Leroy.

Suddenly a flash of light filled the lab and Hamsterviel saw 3 experiment pods inside a capsule with no numbers, only names etched onto them.

Of course, Hamsterviel had decided to name Leroy, it was only suitable that he would want to name these 3. The names on the pods were Blade, Schizo, and Luster.

Taking the pods out of the capsule and dabbing each of them with a few drops of water, the pods erupted into flashes of light which quickly dimmed to reveal 3 successfully created experiments standing before him.

“It worked!” shouted Hamsterviel in joy but then he put on a look of surprise and confusion at his creations. Sure he had designed their attributes, but looking at them now was a lot more disturbing than on the computer.

Blade, the first experiment, had an appearance similar to Stitch except his fur was jade in color and he had a rather impressive amount of natural weapons. His claws were made of titanium and were sharpened to razor points while his arms each a retractable Katar (dagger strapped to the arm) like blade to give his arms an extended reach in attack if he needed it. His back spikes were also razor sharp metal blades and instead of the short and stubby tail that Stitch had, he had a 4 foot long tail with a titanium scythe like blade on the tip. The emotion on his face was apparently blank as if he was just waiting for orders.

Schizo, the second experiment was much different. It was female and had an appearance similar to Angel but had crimson fur. Her fur, instead of the sleek and shiny coat that Angel had, was matted and maimed as if she had spent too much time in the rain or the gutters of a gang filled street. Her arms were held up to her chest as she looked around in stark filled terror with her left eye twitching and her mouth constantly chattering in fear. Although she had no sort of natural weapons, Hamsterviel had designed her antennae so that she could fire plasma hot enough to damage even Stitch’s body as well as giving her super enhanced physical attributes. She kept muttering quietly to herself as if something was listening and only she could see it.

The last experiment, Luster, was perhaps the strangest of all. His body was similar to that of Ruben (625) but was perhaps a few pounds less than the chubby sandwich lover. His fur was a neon purple color for his weapons, he seemed to have two retractable stingers on the underside of his wrists as well as having a 4 foot long tail with a larger stinger at the tip. He currently had then extended and they dropped some strange pink liquid out from the tips that when splattered on the floor, gave of a distinctive aroma. He quickly retracted the stingers into his wrists and the stinger on his tail stopped dripping as he lowered it around his body. He seemed to be more interested in Schizo than in trying to find out the condition he was currently in.

“Hmm… perhaps I miscalculated?” asked Hamsterviel to himself while looking at the abominations he had made. Suddenly Blade stepped forward and began to shout which made Schizo give a yelp of horror before rushing to hide behind Luster who didn’t seem surprised in the least as he curled his tail around her with the stinger facing forward as if for a warning not to touch her.

“What are your orders, master Hamsterviel!?” shouted Blade while standing at attention but doing so in a way that made the light from the lab glint off his many dangerous blades. At this, Hamsterviel tossed away his doubts and smiled evilly.

“Alright my minions whom I have created with my own superior genius. I am wanting you to be going to Earth and taking care of some very annoying pests!” ordered the gerbil-like alien.

“What kind of pests, master Hamsterviel!?” demanded Blade which now had Schizo shaking like a leaf and muttering away at rapid speeds which even began to make Luster feel uncomfortable.

Meanwhile….

Stitch hid in the bushes sneaking up on his latest victim, completely unaware of the danger that was about to befall it. Silently he crept, using his advanced genetics to provide as much stealth as possible. He drew his firearm and then leapt from the bushes with a roar and opened fire. The water launched from the squirt gun and blasted his victim but only too late did he realize that the super soaker pistol had just blasted a crudely made wooden decoy. He heard a clicking sound and turned around just in time to be blasted in the face and chest with water, sending him crashing to the ground as Angel and Lilo unloaded with their own squirt guns. Lilo having a super soaker 2,000 rifle and Angel having a 5,000 which greatly outclassed Stitch’s measly pistol until he whipped out his 3 extras with his other arms and returned fire making the girls scatter while giggling loudly.

“Stitch need backup!” shouted the blue experiment as he tried to dodge more attacks from the girls while speaking into his intercom. Shortly afterwards, there was Ruben’s voice saying “Roger” shortly before a thin but powerful stream of water fired out of the trees and blasted Lilo in the back, making her yelp and fall to the ground. Ruben had a specially made sniper rifle squirt gun which Jumba had created, capable of squirting up to 100 feet away with a thin but powerful stream.

Ruben took aim again and was about to fire when Angel saw him and attacked, squirting him out of the tree as he fell down with a thud, but kept safe and unharmed with his advanced body.

“We got them now!” shouted Lilo who aimed her gun at Ruben while Angel turned on Stitch who was now out of water as Ruben’s gun was left hanging on a tree branch by it’s strap leaving him unarmed.

Stitch dropped his guns while Ruben held a hand up in surrender and the two girls giggled while lowering their guns.

“Good game boys, but we still won!” said Lilo as Ruben began to climb the tree again to fetch his rifle while they were preparing to go home after having spent 2 hours playing with their squirt guns.

The four of them got their things together and began to head home with Ruben and Stitch arguing over why they had lost.

“Yuga didn’t hide enough!” said Stitch still in his mangled English while Ruben retorted.

“You picked 4 stupid pistols and ran out of ammo!” shouted the pudgy yellow experiment as they both growled at each other.

The girls were smiling to themselves as this was the third time this week they had beaten them in squirt guns but all four of them failed to see the tiny flash of light that came shortly after they left the area to reveal Blade, Schizo, and Luster looking around for their targets.

“Where are they, Schizo?” asked Blade looking to the twitching female who seemed to zone out at his question before replying.

“They did a friendly battle with the element of life before retreating to their lairs.” said the crimson experiment as she came out of her trance and pointed down the path that they had just left.

“Hey blade, don’t go overboard, you know the lady can’t handle any more trauma as it is…” said Luster in a rather smooth voice as he hugged Schizo and began to rub her sides and hips which she simply continued to mutter to herself as if she didn’t notice his rather sexual actions towards her. At seeing this, Blade whipped his tail around to point straight at Luster’s throat while Luster instantly reacted by whipping his tail to aim at Blade’s throat.

“Get a hold of yourself, master Hamsterviel has sent us on a mission…” said Blade angrily as the two stared each other directly in the eyes, daring each other to make the first move.

“I realize that, I am merely saying to think of the poor girl’s mind…” said Luster hugging her closer which she absentmindedly hugged him without paying attention. Blade growled and pulled his tail away from Luster who removed his tail from Blade as they began to head down the path with Schizo in between them.

Meanwhile, Hamsterviel was reviewing his experiment’s blueprints on his computer after having sent them to earth via teleportation.

“Experiment: Blade” said the computerized voice, “Primary Function: close ranged combat. Has several blades attached to the body which are sharp enough to slice diamonds. Experiment releases a natural substance in it’s body which keeps the blades from dulling and sharpened at all times. Design Flaw: Blade is prone to violence and acts of anger, this combined with his many blades is a bad sign.”

Hamsterviel sighed at this. At least Blade seemed to be functioning properly. He was obedient and didn’t show any signs of turning good. He pressed a button to go to his next experiment.

“Experiment: Schizo” said the computer, “Primary Function: Espionage. Has super enhanced body and the ability to fire advanced forms of Plasma from it’s antennae. Design Flaw: experiment has been created with medium to extreme levels of schizophrenia and care should be taken to keep it from going into a manic frenzy.”

Hamsterviel groaned, apparently creating an experiment intentionally made to be insane was a bad idea. Schizo was terrified of everything around her and it took a few minutes to get her to obey him instead of cowering in a ball. He flipped to the third page now.

“Experiment: Luster” said the computer, “Primary Function, Breeding. Experiment is has been created with a seductive personality. Experiment has been given the ability to change it’s gender at will to accomplish this but prefers to keep it‘s male form. Secondary Function: Close Ranged Combat. Experiment possesses four retractable stingers, one on each wrist and a fifth non-retractable stinger on it’s tail. These stingers release a potent aphrodisiac which sexually arouses it’s victims as well as drugs them to have difficulty moving. Numbness wears off within a few hours after administered, but the arousing effects can last for up to a week. Although Luster can shift genders, it is unable to shift to the male gender during time of pregnancy, however it‘s pregnancy only lasts for one week before the young is mature enough to be born.”

Hamsterviel had to suppress a laughter when he read the gender shifting part and then remembered to earlier when the experiment was perhaps the least obedient of all. It seemed to be more interested in Schizo than listening to anything he said.

Their mission was simple, if Stitch couldn’t be destroyed, they would get rid of another pest, Lilo. The girl who made Stitch good in the first place! He just hoped that Schizo could control herself and that Luster could keep his/her thoughts to his/her self.

Back on Earth…

Lilo, Stitch, Ruben, and Angel had just arrived home and placed their squirt guns away to eat lunch which was made by Nani whom they were thankful of that Pleakly had been spending the time studying new recipes instead of attempting to make a waffle iron function on an egg or some such thing. The lunch was bologna sandwiches which of course Stitch gulped his down, Angel and Lilo ate normally, and Ruben savored the sandwich as if it was his last meal.

Unaware of the danger lurking just outside their house.

“Alright Blade, you want to take care of this?” asked Luster as they hid in the bushes planning their attack. The bladed experiment stood up from the bushes and began to slowly make his way to the house, not caring if anybody saw him in open sight.

“Alright Schizo, Blade will distract them while we get the girl. Our mission is to kill her, but we obviously can’t do that with three experiments guarding her.” said Luster as Schizo crouched beside him. She nodded in agreement which made Luster thankful that she had a firm enough grasp on reality to know what he just said as they watched Blade knock on the door.

Suddenly, the house dwellers heard a knock which Stitch, who was already done with his food, eagerly agreed to answer it as he rushed to the door. When he opened it, he was confused to see an Experiment that he didn’t remember and without saying a word, the new experiment extended razer sharp blades form it’s arms and leapt to attack.
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