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Playmates	By : beeftony Category: Kim Possible > Het- Male/Female > Ron/Shego Views: 19591 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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MATURE CONTENT WARNING: This story contains graphic descriptions of sexual acts between two consenting adults. If this bothers you, or if you are not of legal age to be reading such materials, or if reading adult materials is prohibited in your area, STOP READING NOW.

A/N: This story is a continuation of my recent Ron/Shego lemon, “Lips Like Morphine.” I recommend reading that story first. It contains adult material, as mentioned above, but it is not exclusively about sex. There will be considerable plot development, and I intend to pursue this as a full story. There will still be a substantial amount of smut, though, especially in this first chapter, so don’t worry. The good stuff is all here.

This is primarily a humor story, though there will be some drama in later chapters. I have found that trying to be funny all the time usually isn’t. The story will be light-hearted at its core, but it will get serious when it needs to.

In following with the tradition established by the first story in this series, each chapter will be named after a song that I feel fits with the events described within. This one shares its name with a song by Nickelback. Just listen to it and you’ll see what I mean.

Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Playmates
by Jonathan Harrison
aka beeftony

Chapter 1
Feelin’ Way Too Damn Good

The hardest part of the morning is always waking up. However energetic one may have been the night before, there is something about several hours self-induced unconsciousness that seems to drain all of the energy out of one’s body. Actually the waking up is easy; getting out of bed is the problem.

Ron Stoppable never wanted to get out of bed, especially this morning when he woke up to find two soft breasts pressed against his back and a pair of thin, yet powerful feminine arms wrapped around his waist. He had panicked at first given the unfamiliar surroundings, but soon remembered where he was. Now he didn’t want to move at all.

They say every teenage boy’s fantasy is to wake up in bed next to a beautiful woman. While this had indeed been a goal of Ron’s ever since he hit puberty, it was clearly no longer a fantasy. He had achieved what so many of his peers could only dream of: he’d slept with Shego.

On many levels he still couldn’t believe it. Here he was, lying naked in bed next to a woman who had tried to kill him on several occasions. An extremely hot woman who was notorious for her misandristic tendencies, at that. And here she had slept with him willingly. What’s more, it had been her idea.

Of course it had been her idea. Like he would ever try anything like that. He was Ron Stoppable, the boy who had been teased relentlessly throughout high school and labeled as a “loser” by his peers. He had accepted long ago that he would never amount to anything. So what the pale green villainess saw in him he had no idea.

Not that he was about to complain, however. He was determined not to repeat the same mistake he had with Kim by convincing himself that he wasn’t good enough for her. Whatever Shego saw in him, it was obviously enough for her, and he was going to go along with it this time instead of constantly doubting himself.

It was easier with Shego than it was with Kim for the simple reason that he had not spent fourteen years of his life placing the green woman on a pedestal like he had done with his red-haired best friend. She wasn’t perfect like Kim. But that made her even better in his opinion, because she freely admitted to her misgivings and dared the world to have a problem with it. He certainly didn’t, not after last night.

Ron’s GJ psych profile, which Wade had given him access to, said that the blond was “morally ambiguous.” He hadn’t understood what it meant at the time, but now he supposed it was the reason he did not feel a single ounce of guilt for what he had done last night. Sure, he’d slept with a wanted criminal. Sure, he’d cut off all communication with Wade shortly before entering the lair. And sure, he hadn’t even thought to let anyone know where he was.

But it was so worth it.

Nothing else mattered right now except for the warmth that was pressed into his back. Shego must have a higher body temperature than usual, he realized. Even her feet were warm. He could get used to this. He sighed with contentment and opened his eyes.

With great care, thankful for his ability to maneuver in tight spaces, Ron rotated his body 180 degrees so that he was face to face with Shego. He brought his chin forward and planted a soft kiss on her blackberry lips. She smiled and purred in response.

Emerald eyes peeked open and beheld twin orbs of chocolate brown. “Good mornin’, Sunshine,” she whispered.

“Hey,” Ron said, stroking her long black hair. “How’d you sleep?”

“Pretty good,” she replied. “How ‘bout you?”

“Like a dream.”

She giggled and gave him a soft peck on the nose. “So I take it you’re okay with being my fuck buddy?”

“There are worse fates,” he said with a grin.

“Good,” she replied, her tone suddenly losing its sweetness as she separated from him and got out of the bed. “We’ve got a big day ahead of us, so we’d better get ready. I’m gonna go take a shower.”

“Okay,” Ron moaned, pulling the covers over himself.

Shego grabbed the sheets and yanked them off of Stoppable, causing him to curl up into a ball as he was hit with the sudden chill. “It’ll save water if we shower together,” she said suggestively.

That was all the incentive Ron needed to hop out of the bed, bounding across the room in the direction of the bathroom, stopping abruptly when he realized he had no idea where that was. Shego smirked and grabbed him by the hand, leading him to a door on the other side of the room.

The shower was incredibly large, Ron noticed, certainly big enough for two people to fit in comfortably. As he stepped in with Shego, he noticed that the floor was very rough, and he had little chance of slipping.

Shego turned on the water, then turned around to face Ron, holding a bar of soap in her hands. She began to rub it across his chest, building up a lather. He brought his hands up to hers, gathering soap on them before shift moving them to her full breasts and massaging them with great interest. Shego moaned in response.

Ron continued to rub Shego’s breasts, occasionally coming into contact with her erect nipples and causing electricity to shoot through her. She bit her bottom lip and moaned loudly, giving him a sense of pride in his work. As he continued to massage her lumps, Shego’s hand wandered down to where her clit had started come out of its hood, rubbing herself there and expanding her pleasure.

This continued for several moments before Shego grabbed Ron by the back of his head and pulled him in for a heated kiss. She wrapped her tongue around his in an impressive display of skill, then slid it up and down the bottom like she had done with a certain other part of his anatomy the night before. Ron moaned into her mouth.

Ron’s hands traveled south, coming to a rest on Shego’s firm ass, where he gave a tight squeeze. Shego let out a cry of pleasure and dug her sharp nails into his back. In response, he slammed her up against one of the sleek tile walls, pinning her arms above her head and plundering her mouth with his tongue. Shego only allowed him to hold the dominant position for a few pleasurable moments, however, before she slid her slick arms out of his grip and reversed their positions.

Now in control, Shego grabbed Ron by the sides of his head and brought him down to her chest. “I know what you want,” she whispered. “Go ahead.”

Ron wasted no time in following her demand, opening wide and taking her tit into his mouth. He ran his tongue rapidly up and down her dark green nipple like a guitar pick, eliciting a satisfied moan from the pale woman. She began to stroke her clit once again, bringing herself closer to the edge of orgasm.

They continued in this fashion for several minutes until Shego finally drove herself over the edge, letting out a scream that would surely have alerted the neighbors had they had any. She withdrew her tit from Ron’s mouth, then kissed him hotly as her way of thanking him for letting her go first.

She separated after a few moments and bent over. “Dropped the soap,” she explained.

Ron’s first instinct was to look away when he caught sight of her down there, but he found himself staring through some odd fascination. Her clit was still protruding from its hood, which meant that her orgasm had only been the first of many. That was not what drew his attention, however. As he continued to stare, he found himself having thoughts that were… new to him.

‘Well, we are in the shower, so it really doesn’t matter how dirty I get down there…’ he figured. The very thought of what he was considering made him hard with perverse anticipation. And yet he found himself unable to act on his fantasy.

Shego turned around to find him staring at her. Good, that meant her plan was working. She was flattered by the fact that although he was rock hard by now, he was still waiting for her to give the signal before he did anything.

“Like what ya see, stud?” she asked.

“Shego, you know how you said we would use today to live out our fantasies?”

‘Now he’s getting the idea.’ “Yeah….”

“Well I’m having one right now.”

“Ooh, what’s it about?”

He responded by placing the tip of his lower head against her tight asshole. Shego’s eyes widened a bit in surprise, and a grin soon overtook her features. “Someone’s a naughty boy,” she said throatily. She grabbed the bar of soap that had dropped to the floor of the shower. “Here,” she said, handing it to him. “Gotta lube it up good or we’ll both end up raw.”

“Could you do it?” he requested.

Shego grinned devilishly. “That’s the spirit,” she congratulated him before using the soap to lather up. She grabbed him in her hand and began to stroke him gently yet firmly, eliciting moans from the boy as she repeated her performance from last night. After a few moments she concluded that he was slick enough and spread her legs, bracing herself by pressing her hands against the wall, as though she was lining up to get searched. Ironically, it was being in that position that had taught her the most about taking a foreign object up her ass.

Ron took himself in his hand and pressed the head against her tight sphincter, which she opened up for him by relaxing the muscles that kept it closed. “Slowly,” she advised, “or you’ll rip me.”

He took her advice and slid himself into her gradually, amazed that she did not display even the slightest amount of pain. ‘Must’ve gotten searched there a lot,’ he concluded, not knowing that he was actually quite correct in his assumption. Shego had taken so many fingers and hands up her plumbing that Ron Stoppable’s cock was a very pleasant walk in the park.

“Alright, now you can go crazy,” Shego said, bending her elbows and leaning forward, then pushing back and driving the full length of him inside of her.

Ron was astounded that anyone could take that much up… there, but he figured that if anybody could, it would be Shego. Comforted by the fact that she probably relished the pain, he grabbed her by the hips and thrust himself hard into her, and was rewarded as the pale woman grunted in pleasure.

Shego let one hand wander down to her still protruding clit, fingering herself while Ron pounded her ass. It hurt a little, sure, but you had to take the pleasure with the pain in her opinion. She muttered a few words of encouragement to him as he continued, but mostly settled for grunts and moans while she pleasured herself. After a few minutes, she experienced another orgasm. And another. And another.

Somehow Ron’s continued attention on her ass was enough to drive Shego into multi-orgasmic territory, and she almost fell as the heavenly feeling washed through her, causing her to lose all conscious thought. In her efforts to hold in the pleasure, she tightened her ass, which drove Ron over the edge as well and he exploded within her.

Once the waves of pleasure subsided, Shego loosened her asshole and Ron slid out. Shego was about to say something when a familiar, but unwelcome feeling hit her. “Shit!” she cursed as her eyes went wide.

“What? What’d I do?” Ron asked in panic.

“No, no, I mean I have to take a shit!” she explained, opening the shower door and dashing over to the toilet.

“Oh….” Ron decided that the bathroom was not the best place to be right now and shut off the water, not even grabbing a towel as he ran out.

A few minutes later Shego came out, walking a bit like John Wayne. “You wanna finish up now?” she asked. “The shower, I mean.”

“Oh… uh… yeah. Sorry about that.”

She waved it off. “Don’t worry about it. That’s what usually happens. It’s just not the sort of thing you can really get used to.”

“I'll bet. I’m guessing we won’t be doing that again anytime soon.”

“Not until I can walk normally again,” Shego replied as she began to limp back to the bathroom. Ron followed. “Which should only take a couple of hours, actually.”

“Yeah, well, we’ve still got other fantasies to fulfill,” Ron reminded her.

“Indeed we do. After this I'll fix you breakfast.”

“Actually you should let me fix it. I’m a pretty good cook.”

“Seriously?”

“Seriously. I once turned the Middleton High cafeteria into my own personal restaurant.”

“What made you quit?”

“The health inspector didn’t take too kindly to Rufus.”

“Ah. Let’s finish up in the shower and then we’ll talk about it later.”

“Sounds good to me.”

Breakfast was not eaten until very late that morning.
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“Shit, you are a good cook,” Shego marveled after she swallowed a forkful of eggs. “I mean, I always knew you were kinda feminine, but damn! This is amazing!”

“I'll take that as a compliment,” Ron deadpanned as he set down his own plate and began eating as well. He had fixed eggs, bacon, and french toast, with orange juice and milk to drink. There were also pancakes, cereal, and various other foods. It was more of a buffet than a meal, which Shego had actually suggested since it would enable them to just run over and eat whenever they needed energy during their day-long sexual marathon. To that end there were also power bars, energy drinks, and plenty of pizza for when they ran out of breakfast food. And of course, Bueno Nacho.

“That’s good, ‘cause I meant it as one,” said the pale villainess. “Besides, Kimmie was practically butch enough to be three guys; it’s no wonder you turned out as whipped as you are.”

“Was that a compliment too?” he asked suspiciously.

“No.”

“I didn’t think so.”

Shego laughed and took a sip of her orange juice. When she finished she looked at Ron with a serious expression on her face. “Okay, so if we want this relationship to work we need to lay down some ground rules. Both of us need to be on the same page and know what we’re getting ourselves into. Otherwise it’ll just end up with you dead or in jail.”

“What about you?”

Shego just raised an eyebrow.

“Oh, right…. You don’t care about going to jail.”

“Not like they can hold me anyway. Statutory rape’s not really an issue, since you’re over eighteen by now, right?”

“I'll be twenty in two months,” the teen announced.

“Good to hear. Now, first things first. We’re not dating. We’re just fuck buddies.”

“Could we not call it that?” Ron pleaded.

“Why not?”

“It just sounds so… crude.”

“Well what would you suggest?”

“I don’t know, maybe something like… playmates.”

Shego quirked an interested eyebrow. “Hmm…. I like it. Got a nice double entendre to it.”

“A what?”

“Double entendre. Dual meaning.”

“Oh. Okay. But what… oh! Oh! I get it! Cause, like, we mate, but… it’s just for fun… or… something like that….”

Shego chuckled. “I believe the term you’re looking for is ‘free love,’” she said wryly. “Which leads me to my next point. We’re not exclusive. Both of us can see whoever we want and the other can’t get mad at us for it.”

“That won’t be a problem with me,” said Ron. “I was still a virgin before last night. I’m not exactly a ladies’ man.”

“Well I’m not exactly a lady,” Shego remarked with a sly wink. “My point is, this is a purely sexual relationship, no strings attached. If you want something more than that… well, sorry, kiddo, but that’s not how I roll. Besides, you remember how your last dating relationship ended up.”

Ron scoffed. “Hey, I’m a teenage guy. This is like, my dream.”

“Well it’s a reality now,” the green vixen said with a smirk. “And if you’re still not sure, I'll be happy to pinch you later, if that’s what you want.”

“Well, thanks, but I like to avoid pain,” Ron replied. “Can that be another rule? No doing something unless the other person gives their consent?”

“That’s actually what I was about to suggest. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s being in a relationship where one of the people is being controlled, even if I’m the one doing the controlling. I don’t know how you stood that with Princess.”

“I reminded myself that I wasn’t worthy of her and that every moment I spent with her was a privilege.”

“Well that’s a load of crap,” Shego huffed. “From what I saw, you abused that privilege every way you could because you knew she was so stubborn she’d never break up with you. Hell, you had to be the one to call things off.”

“Yeah….” Ron muttered, looking down. “It’s easier with you, though. I don’t think you’re perfect. You’re still way out of my league, though.”

“That whole ‘league’ thing is bullshit,” the green woman insisted. “People like who they like, and I like you. I don’t love you, but I think you’re a fun guy. Who just happens to be great in the sack.” She said that last part with a wink.

“About that…. Are we gonna do it all day long?”

“We’re gonna try,” Shego replied with a grin. “I’m curious to see just how long you’ll last. For a guy who looks so out of shape, you’ve got incredible stamina.”

“Must be all the years of running away from danger,” Ron chuckled sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck as he spoke. “That’s the only reason I made the football team in high school.”

“There’s no need to run away from me,” the villainess assured him. “I’m not your enemy anymore.”

“Yeah, well, you were more of Kim’s enemy anyway. You just kind of ignored me.”

“Well that ends now. From now on I’m going to pay extra special attention to you.” She winked.

“You done eating?” Ron asked.

Shego nodded. “This stuff anyway.” She grinned before disappearing under the table.

A dreamy smile made its way across Ron’s face as he enjoyed what was the start of a very, very good day. Maybe even the best day ever.
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Thus ends chapter one. The chapters in here will generally be short and to the point, but they will get longer if need be. The story will be fairly lengthy when complete, but don’t expect more than 50,000 words. It will probably be substantially less than that.

I don’t think I'll continue in this fantasy world for much longer. It’s time to bring consequences into the picture and introduce conflict. PWP this is not.

Thanks for reading!

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