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A Nazi Affair	By : Tariraritarara Category: +S through Z > South Park > Slash - Male/Male Views: 4322 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own South Park, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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- 1-A Nazi Affair
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This is dedicated to my sister who loves loves loves Kyle and Eric slash but hates the fact that they totally write them so out of character.

I'm sorry...anyone who has the impression that Eric Cartman is going to lose weight and be a whole lot less racist...what kind of crack are you on? Cartman is a fat fucking little racist asshole and none of that is going to change! GET IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD! ERIC IS NOT PRINCE CHARMING.

WARNING
I'm also really sorry about the writing in this piece. Not that its 'bad' but its really anti-semitic and it's just wrong. I love Jewish people, I've dated plently and like I have nothing against them. It's just really in character. so ifyou're EASILY OFFENDED please do not read this.

This is a one shot. EricXKyle
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"I hate you, Jew."

"Screw you, asshole."

Eric smirked in satisfaction as he could see he was pushing all of Kyle's buttons. Eric easily shoved Kyle into a brick wall, making sure that his smaller body bounced a little. "You fucking dirty Jew. It's all your fault."

"Fucking asshole Cartman! What's all my fault?" Kyle growled taking off his glasses and glaring daggers right through Cartman's fat head.

"Everything. I said 'all' didn't I, Jewboy? All means everything. Like 9-11 and how all you fucking Jews cry about the holocaust. You deserve it, Jewboy. You and all the Jews. I should take you home and put you in my oven."

Kyle had had more then enough and snapped. "Fuck you, fatass." Kyle growled and punched Eric in the face.

"AH! Fucking Kyke! I'm going to fucking kill you!" Eric shouted his voice shifting into a deep throated growl. In the past few years since fourth grade, Eric had not only grown horizontally, he grew vertically too. Eric was generally one of those really thick people, where under all their fat is serious muscle. Eric's arm was just as thick as Kyle's waist. So to punch Jewboy as he angrily planned, Eric pinned him between the wall and punched him in the stomach. "Fucking fuck, Kyle. Fuck you and fuck your Jew Mom and your Jew Dad and your little flappy head fucking French Canadian Jew brother, you dirty piece of Jew shit."

Kyle gasped for air dropping his glasses and books. "Damn it Jew..." Eric sighed and dropped down beside Kyle. Eric knew he may have hit him a little too hard, especially since he just wanted to push his buttons, he didn't intend to beat him up. Kyle may be a dirty Jewboy, but he was still...a...well yeah Eric considered him a friend.

Kyle had had his wind knocked out of him and was having some trouble breathing. He curled up into a ball holding his stomach. "Ah Shit...C'mon Kyle..." He said grabbing Kyle's shit he carried both Kyle and his books to his silver Acura, such a Jew car. Eric held Kyle up as he had him laid against his chest not wanted to drop him on the Cement seeing as how Kyle seemed to still have trouble breathing and considering how hard Eric had hit him well he probably wanted to throw up too.

Eric set Kyle's books on the hood of his car and sat there waiting for Kyle to catch his breath. Kyle took about twenty more minutes before he felt fine enough to start swearing at Eric. Tempted to deck Cartman in the face again, he decided against it, there was a good chance of Eric punching him back if he tried it. So instead, Kyle slapped Eric.

"Fat fuck." Kyle muttered as he walked past a stunned Eric who didn't expect to get bitch-slapped by Kyle. He was now putting on his glasses and getting his books off the hood of his car. "Such a fat fuck, I hate you Cartman. You're such a fucking dick. Why the fuck do we bother? No fucking idea." Kyle muttered angrily getting into his car. Eric just smiled in sick pleasure as Kyle continued to get annoyed with him. Pissing off Jewboy was one of Eric's favorite games. Provoking him to violence was even more enjoyable. Eric stopped leaning against Kyle's car as Kyle sped off, probably to Stan's house to go be a fag.

Eric laughed walking to his truck and lighting up a cigarette. Kyle was such a fucking ass. It was fun messing with him. He'd have to go 'apologize' later.

"I hate him Stan. He's such a fucking asshole, why do we put up with him?"

"...I dunno, he's Cartman...we just do." Stan said with a shrug as he took another drag from his cigarette. Kyle grabbed his cigarette and took a few fast hard drags himself. He wasn't even fazed by the smoke, just blew it up into the air with deep sigh tilting his head back.

"Fuck him. He's such a fuck..."

"Yeah I know." Stan said taking out another cigarette seeing as how Kyle would probably finish that one off, but he didn’t mind Kyle buming cigarettes off of him.

Eric sighed as he got home and dropped his backpack by the door. As he walked into the living room he left a trail of clothes. His Mom would pick them up later. He kicked off his shoes and dropped his coat. “Fuck…its warm.” He breathed and unbuttoned a few buttons on his shirt revealing a fair portion of his soft chest and headed into the kitchen for a snack. Eric opened up the freezer and grabbed a carton of his favorite ice cream flavor. He pulled open a drawer and grabbed a large table spoon and carried the carton into the living room. Ready to relax, he plopped down onto the couch. With a grunt he fell back into the cushions and picked up the remote and started channel surfing as he started to devour the whole carton, easily.

"You know what? I'm not going to be friends with that stupid fuck. Fuck him and fuck his fat ass. Cartman is a fucking Jerk. I'm going to fucking tell him so."

Stan looked up and shook his head. "Alright Kyle."

Kyle however didn't stick around to hear whatever Stan had to say. He was going to do something about Cartman once and for all.

Kyle pounded on Eric's door. Eric looked over at the door and frowned. "Moooom! MOM! Get the door!" Eric yelled loudly from the couch. "What the fuck? Fine! I'll just do everything myself." He scowled getting up with a breathy huff and trudged towards the door. Eric was surprised to see a very pissed off looking Jew on his doorstep."

"Kyle! You should have called. I would have preheated the oven before you got here." Eric said laughing.

"Listen fucker. I hate you. Fuck you, Fuck yourself, and I don't want to be friends with you." Kyle yelled up at Cartman who frowned the more he listened to Kyle's complaints.

Eric growled a little bit and ran a thick hand through his brown hair. "God damn Jew." Eric said grabbing Kyle's orange coat. "Fucking GingerJew piece of shit. I'm sick of your bitching, you sound like your fucking Jew whore mother."

"Cartman shut your goddamn mouth!" Kyle shouted as Eric threw Kyle onto the living room floor.

"Gee Kyle, you keep saying fuck a lot and your making me think that I should fucking punish you, dirty Jew."

Kyle's green eyes widened slowly his glasses had already gone flying across the room somewhere.

Eric advanced on Kyle who scrambled to get away. Eric grabbed the back of Kyle's hood and slammed him face first into a wall. "I hope your fucking Jew nose didn't do anything to my fucking wall Kyle." Eric growled in his ear. "Because then you'd be in big trouble."

Eric was thoroughly angry, generally because no fucking Jew, especially Kyle would be allowed to fucking talk to him like that. It wasn't right. Eric had his hand tightly wrapped around the back of Kyle's neck as he reached under his waist and unhooked his belt. Eric's pants sagged a bit as he wrapped the belt around Kyle's neck like a sick leash and held him still. "You'll fucking learn Kyle, that I'm not going to put up with your bullshit."

"I hate you."

"You might even more when this is all done, fag."

"Fuck you Cartman."

"No. Fuck you Kyle." Eric said with a smirk as he tugged Kyle's pants down.

Eric didn't even hesitate. Taking two fingers he slid them into his own mouth getting them nice and wet. Lube was the least he could do for Kyle, even being a Jew as he was, not that he deserved it. Eric took his hand and rubbed his wet fingers over Kyle's ass. Kyle was angry, but he couldn't move. Eric had him all tied up. That bastard.

Eric smirked as he pushed his hard cock into Kyle tight flesh. Kyle cried out in pain as Cartman thrust into him. Cartman’s stomach rubbing against Kyle’s back. He was thoroughly disgusted, and Kyle took every opportunity to vocalize his displeasure.

Eric hit him. He hit him each time he made a noise of disgust. "In fact Kyle...you'll learn to like this Jew. You deserve to be a worthless pet. My pet." Cartman grunted as he pushed harder into Kyle's tight ass. Kyle bit his lip trying not to cry out in pain from being abused. From Eric hitting him and fucking him less then gently.

Eric groaned and held Kyle's waist tight into his groin as he cam inside Kyle. His hot seed pouring into his body. Eric pumped into Kyle once or twice more before he slowly pulled out. Breathing heavily Eric stroked Kyle's tear stained cheek.

"I hate you Cartman." Kyle whispered

"I hate you too Jewboy." Eric said with a smirk of satisfaction on his thick lips.
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