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Sex, Lies & Magic Wands	By : Jayrich Category: +1 through F > Fairly OddParents Views: 19672 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairly OddParents, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Sex, Lies and Magic Wands

“This is Agent Tooth contacting Agent Nag. Come in Agent Nag.” Timmy is hiding behind Dimmsdale School, dressed in Army Fatigues as he contacts someone on his Walkie-Talkie. Wanda is on the other side of the school, hiding & using a pink Walkie-Talkie to answer Timmy. “This is Agent Nag. Target is acquired and heading your way.” Timmy presses a button on the Walkie-Talkie to switch frequencies. “This is Agent Tooth contacting Agent Dense. Come in Agent Dense.” Some yards away, camped behind a school bus floats Timmy’s other Fairy Godparent, Cosmo. “OH! Timmy’s contacting me.” He comes out from behind the bus and waves at his Godson. “HI, TIMMY!”

Timmy smacks his head and groans in frustration before getting back on the Walkie-Talkie. “Dammit Agent Dense, you’re supposed to stay hidden!” Cosmo floats back behind the bus to hide, before answering Timmy on his green Walkie-Talkie. “HEY! I’m not dense. Wanda says I just have a thick head and…” Without warning, the school bus backs up and bumps Cosmo across the street and into an alley. He hits the wall, slides down and falls into a Dumpster. After a moment, Cosmo emerges, battered, bruised, covered with trash, and wearing a goofy smile...with missing teeth. “LET’S GO AGAIN! LET’S GO AGAIN!”

Timmy ignores what has happened to Cosmo and jumps out into the open. He quickly sheds his Army Fatigues to show he’s wearing a Royal Outfit reminiscent of a prince. He smiles as the target slowly approaches him, the target of course, being Trixie. “So, Trixie. How would you like to go out with the Prince of Switzerland, huh?” She passes him up without saying so much as a word to him. Timmy starts to turn red with anger as he clenches his fists. “OH, COME ON! I’m a prince. I have my own country. Why won’t you go out with me?” Trixie stops and turns on her heels to face Timmy. “Because, you’re the Prince of a Neutral Country. And everyone knows that Neutral Countries aren’t cool.” She turns again and walks away, leaving Timmy feeling so angry, that he has to scream. “YEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!” KABOOM! As the smoke clears, Timmy is standing there fully naked, still peeved that Trixie just blew him off.

Before anyone can actually see him, Wanda poofs Timmy’s clothes back onto him. They walk off from the school and make their way back home as the dust clears. Wanda poofs herself into a pink squirrel and runs alongside Timmy to comfort him. “Aw, cheer up, Sport. It was a good plan.” Just then, Cosmo poofs in as a green squirrel right beside Wanda. “So, did the plan work?” Wanda & Timmy both stop and look at Cosmo. “So…is that a maybe?” Timmy sighs and continues on, as Wanda looks over across the street at a Hot Dog Cart with a Purple Balloon hanging from it. “Uh, I gotta go and…take care of something.” Wanda then runs across the street and under the Hot Dog Cart. Timmy & Cosmo pay it no attention as they continue on home.

Later, at Timmy’s House…

Timmy is lying on his bed, throwing a baseball at the ceiling and catching it as it bounces back down. “This stinks! Nothing I do can ever impress Trixie enough. At this rate, I’ll never get the chance to fuck her.” He tosses the ball off the ceiling one more time, and causes a chunk of the ceiling to fall smack onto his head. Cosmo then floats over to him. “Well, you could use a special aphrodisiac that could help you out.” Timmy immediately sits up and looks at Cosmo. “What are you talking about?” “Uh, now that I think about it, Wanda really doesn’t want you to know about it.” Timmy hops out of his bed and smirks at Cosmo. “Well, Wanda isn’t here. And what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.” “Hey, Good point!”

Cosmo poofs out of Timmy’s room, then a moment later, poofs back with a can of Spray. He shows the label to Timmy. “Here you go. One can of Fairy Wing Love Potion Spray.” He hands the can over to Timmy, who looks puzzled. “Fairy Wing Love Potion Spray?” “It’s like Spanish Fly, only 10 times more powerful! It’ll turn whoever you spray it at, into a rampaging. Sex-starved maniac.” Timmy inspects the label of the can. “Hmm, maybe I should read the instructions.” Cosmo begins to laugh as Timmy. “Ha! Instructions are for losers. Just like manuals.” Timmy puts the can in his pocket, deciding that maybe Cosmo is right. “You got a point there. I’m gonna go try this out right now!”

Timmy, feeling rejuvenated, runs out of his room, down the stairs and outside the front door. He stops and stands in front of his house, before pulling out the spray can that Cosmo gave to him. “Hmm, now that I think about it, why am I listening to Cosmo? Maybe I should read the instructions.” As he begins to read, something catches his attention. He notices that the Hot Dog Cart now has 2 balloons attached to it. The previous purple one, and a new pink one. Before he can say anything about it, a shrill, loud & annoying voice races through his ears. “TIMMY!” Shocked half to death, Timmy fumbles the spray can up in the air. As he tries to catch it, he turns around to see who called his name, and notices that it’s Tootie. “Tootie, what are you doing…” At that moment, the spray can falls to the ground, spraying the contents inside all over Tootie.

Timmy’s jaw drops, as he fears imminent doom lies ahead for him. “Uh…Tootie?” Her smile gradually changes from playful, to seductive. Timmy can sense what she’s thinking, which makes him more afraid. “Oh…God…No…” The first thought that goes through his mind is to run. He tries, but is quickly grabbed by Tootie. She drags him by his arm into her house, leaving only a cloud of dust behind. Cosmo is looking on from Timmy’s bedroom dinner. “Gosh, Trixie sure did shrink a lot, and get some nerdy glasses, and changed her hairstyle.” It takes a few minutes, but Cosmo finally realizes what’s going on. “Wait a minute, that wasn’t Trixie. Oh no, Timmy’s in trouble. I MUST SAVE HIM…right after lunch.”

Inside Tootie’s Room…

Timmy is sitting in the middle of Tootie’s room, tied to a chair so he can’t escape. Around him, on her walls, are multiple pictures of Timmy. Off in the corner of her room, Timmy can see a shrine that she erected in tribute to him, and it only makes him fear for his life more. Just then, Tootie jumps out of a dark corner of the room, startling Timmy. He decides to make a break for it and, while still tied to the chair, hops his way towards the door. He’s almost reaches his goal when Tootie cuts him off. “I’m SO happy you came over to play with me, Timmy. I have so many games we can play. OH, let’s play ‘Basic Instinct’.” She slowly leans in and whispers in Timmy’s ear. “I’m not wearing any panties.” Timmy’s eyes bulge out in horror, and he frantically hops over to the window and tries to jump out, only to crash into it and fall to the floor, finding out that the window is closed…and unbreakable. As Tootie’s shadow slowly swarms over him, Timmy has one question on his mind. “WHERE THE FUCK IS COSMO!!!”

At That Moment…

Cosmo is in his human form, standing by the Hot Dog Cart. He has a Hot Dog in one hand, and is furiously shaking a Ketchup Bottle upside down over the Hot Dog with his other hand. “Stupid Ketchup!”

Back in Tootie’s Room…

Tootie begins to slowly pull down Timmy’s pants. She then pulls down his underwear enough to reveal his Penis, which looks limp. “I know just what to do with this. I’ve been practicing on Popsicles.” Timmy begins to sweat and his heartbeat speeds up. He doesn’t see a way out of this as Tootie opens her mouth and slowly inches towards his Cock. “Oh, crap. There’s no escape. There’s no way out!” He closes his eyes, expecting the worse as Tootie brings her tongue out and gently licks the head of his Cock. He opens his eyes, and realizes this might not be so bad at all. “OK, maybe she’s not so bad at this.” Tootie slowly works her mouth onto his Dick, engulfing the head then going deeper.

Tootie pulls back and goes forward again, working up a good rhythm, at least one that Timmy can enjoy. He finally decides to stop fighting and gives in to the feeling. “Oh, man. She is good at this. No wonder every time I’ve seen her she was licking a Popsicle.” Tootie is fully into it. She takes her hand and rubs Timmy’s balls gently, as she uses her other hand to rub her breasts. They aren’t fully developed yet, but they’re noticeable, at least enough to get Timmy more into it. “Damn, I never noticed how Tootie’s blossoming more into a woman. She’s kinda hot.” As he’s thinking that, Tootie eases off and releases his Cock so she can speak. “Timmy, you wanna see a trick I can do?” Nervousness rushes over him again, as he doesn’t know what to expect. But in the situation he’s in, he knows he doesn’t have much choice. “Uh…OK?”

Tootie grins anxiously, and puts her mouth back around his manhood. This time, she delves deep and lets his Cock move all the way to the back of her mouth and down her throat. Timmy clenches the chair with his hands, and grits his teeth. He can feel his member touching the back of her throat, and her tongue working around his shaft. “Holy shit! She like a pro! I feel like blowing right now!” Timmy’s legs start to tingle a little, and he feels he can’t hold back much longer. “Uh, Tootie…you might want to…stop and…” He can’t get the words out in time, as he blows his load inside of Tootie’s mouth. She releases his Cock from the hold of her mouth, then swallows his load in one gulp. Timmy’s eyes widen in shock, as Tootie looks up and smiles at him. “Oh Timmy, I’ve waited so long to have you cum in my mouth!”

Timmy looks frightened for his life. “OK…she’s officially more Psycho than Crocker! I gotta get outta here!” Before he can try to hop off, Tootie hops on his lap, grabs him by the back of his head, and pushes him into her breasts. “TIMMY! This is such a magical moment. Are you ready, my love?” All you can hear are muffled words coming from Timmy. Tootie pulls his head back and straddles him, sliding herself slowly down upon his Cock. Timmy winces as she slides down lower. “So…warm…and tight…” She takes in all of his manhood, before wrapping her arms around him. “Oh Timmy, I knew you were a perfect fit!”

She slowly moves her hips around, grinding herself onto Timmy. He tries to get his arms free, but he’s feeling weak from the Blowjob and the sex session that’s going on. “Dammit, she feels just like Vicky. At this rate, I’ll never escape. Gotta think of something…anything…That’s it!” Timmy looks up at Tootie, who’s riding him like a Mechanical Bull. “Hey, Tootie. You know how we can make this better?” She answers, without stopping her motion. “No, how?” “If you untied me so I can give it to you real good.” She stops bouncing, and looks down at Timmy. “But if I untie you, you’ll just run away like all the other times.” “No I won’t, I’ll stay. Scouts honor.” She hesitates for a second, wondering if she can trust him. After thinking about it, she listens to her heart and unties the ropes holding Timmy to the chair, letting them fall to the floor.

Timmy is about to make a break for it, but he pauses. He looks back and sees Tootie, with her shirt lifted up exposing her breasts, and he skirt with no underwear underneath. He wants to run, but can’t. Instead, he does the unexpected. He leans forward and plants a deep, passionate kiss dead on her lips. His tongue works itself into her mouth, as Tootie slides herself back onto his erect penis. Timmy wraps his arms around her and begins to pound her back. Tootie holds on to him tighter, enjoying this moment as much as she can. Suddenly, Timmy stands up out of the chair, and picks her up with him. Tootie breaks the kiss, and has a puzzled look on her face. “Timmy?” He then moves them over near Tootie’s bed and puts her against the wall. He pumps in & out of her furiously, holding her up by her legs as Tootie hangs on his neck and screams in pleasure. “OH GOD, TIMMY! YOU’RE SUCH A MAN!!!” He continues to pound her pussy, as the wall begins to shake. A framed picture of Tootie tackling Timmy falls to the ground, amongst other things. The two are pouring sweat, and the ponytails Tootie wears can barely be seen, as he hair is a mess. Tootie can feel herself on the verge of her climax, as can Timmy. “TIMMY! KEEP GOING! I’M ABOUT TO…AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!”

Tootie tosses her head back, and they both climax at the same time. They stop, and Timmy leans forward on the wall, still holding Tootie on him. After a moment, they fall to the side and land on her bed. Tootie has the widest grin possibly in history, as she looks totally out of it. “Ooh, look at all of the pretty stars.” It’s pretty obvious that she came so hard she’s seeing things. Timmy sits up and pushes herself off of her bed. He pulls up his pants and gets dressed, then makes his way towards the door. But before he leaves, Timmy looks over at Tootie and smiles. “Hmm, maybe she’s not so bad at all. But she’s still a Froot Loop! That’s my good deed for her for a lifetime!” And with that he leaves out the room, closing the door behind him.
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