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Really Psycho Cheerleaders	By : Jayrich Category: +1 through F > Fairly OddParents Views: 17940 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 3
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairly OddParents, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-Really Psycho Cheerleaders
- 2-RPC Part 2
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(Author's Note: This is some of my earlier work, so forgive the way it's written. Hope you enjoy...)

Really Psycho Cheerleaders

“What? A Play? That’s stupid!” Timmy frowns as he stands with the other School Kids in the auditorium. Mr. Bickles is on the stage wearing a Director’s Outfit, hat & all. He marches around the stage proudly, carrying a Bullhorn in his hand, which he’s about to use. “Yes, a play! It’s time you kids became a bit more cultured. Principal Waxeplax originally suggested that Mr. Crocker head this play, but due to his ‘Incarceration’ I’ll be taking over.” Timmy looks down and checks the time on his watch, which is really Cosmo & Wanda, his Fairy Godparents. “Yeah, his ‘Incarceration’ for him ‘Infiltrating’ that Soviet Nuclear Missile Base.” The three of them share a laugh unnoticed as Mr. Bickles continues. “This year, we’ll be doing a classic…Romeo & Juliet! Only this will be a Cool and Jiggy Hip-Hop version. Because, my new dream…is to be a Gangster Rapper!” He looks out to see if he has any support, but only hears crickets chirping. Feeling dejected, he continues. “Anyway, right now we’re going to be having auditions to see who’ll play Romeo!” Timmy gets annoyed and begins to walk out. “This stinks! I’m going to the Arcade.” Mr. Bickles finishes his announcement. “And, the student that wins the part of Romeo will play opposite of Juliet, who will most likely be Trixie Tang.” And in a Flash, Timmy appears at the front of the line with a Huge Smile on his face. Where do I Sign???”

Several Minutes Later…

Timmy’s in the middle of a line for Romeo Auditions. Wanda, on the face of his watch wonders about his decision. “Timmy, are you sure you wanna go through with this? No offense, Sport, but you’re not exactly Brad Pitt when it comes to acting.” Cosmo’s face appears beside Wanda as he chimes in. “Aw, acting’s nothing, Timmy. Hell, I act like I’m listening to Wanda sometimes when I’m actually thinking about her sister Blonda.” Wanda gets enraged. “YOU WHAT???” Cosmo realizes what he just said and gets nervous. “Umm……Tick Tock?” He turns into the hands of the watch, but it doesn’t help as Wanda makes a fist. “I got your Tick Tock, Buster.” Timmy puts his watch behind his back as Wanda wails on Cosmo. “OH! NO! WAIT! NOT THE FACE!!!” A.J, standing behind Timmy, notices the watch. “Cool, Timmy. Where’d you get that Attack Watch?” Timmy panics, and falls back on his usual excuse. “Uhh…Internet?” Before A.J. can reply, Trixie walks past the line, and past the two. Timmy gets love struck instantly. “Hi, Trixie!” Trixie turns back and smiles at him. “Hi, Timmy Turner.” At that moment, Timmy’s jaw drops down to the ground.

“Holy Crap! She talked to me, and remembered my whole name! AWESOME!!!” A.J. gets suspicious about Trixie. “Wait a minute. Trixie never remembers your name. How do we know that she’s the real Trixie?” The two look up at her. Trixie starts to sweat a little, thinking of something to say. “Uh…Tell me I’m pretty?” A.J. looks at her for a moment, then concludes everything’s normal. “Well, she’s Trixie all right.” Trixie smiles walks off just as Mr. Bickles calls the next name to the stage. “Timmy Turner, you’re up!” Timmy proudly trots up on the stage and prepares to deliver his lines. He clears his voice and looks at Trixie across the room, confident he’ll win the part. “What light, through yon win…” “NEXT!!!” Timmy’s eyes widen in shock. “WHAT???” Mr. Bickles stands up and addresses Timmy through his Bullhorn. “Timmy, how can I say this…you’re not very Romeo-esque. Plus those teeth are more distracting than Janet performing at the Super Bowl. NEXT!!!”

Timmy walks off the stage, dejected. A.J. is about to take his place when Chester butts in front of him. “Make way for a real star!” He runs up on stage and takes his place. “We McBadbats may suck at Baseball, but we’re natural born actors.” He looks out to the empty seats, and performs. “What light, through yon window breaks! It is the east, and Juliet is the Sun!” Mr. Bickles stands up and applauds the performance. “BRAVO! BRAVO! Chester, you get the Part!” Timmy gets outraged. “CHESTER??? How can you give the part to Chester? He wears Braces! His teeth are more messed up than mine!” “Yes, but Chester has that Leonardo DiCaprio look. It’ll go over good with the Girls.” Chester’s eyes now widen in shock. “Girls? Nothing was said about Girls! I’ll get the Hives! That’s it, I quit!” Chester jumps off the stage and storms out of the Auditorium, to the dismay of Mr. Bickles. “(Sighs) Well, I guess we’ll pick this up tomorrow. Class dismissed.”

Later that day…

Timmy walks into his room and plops down on his bed. Cosmo & Wanda change from being Timmy’s watch back to their Fairy-selves. Only Cosmo has a Black Eye and a Broken Tooth. Timmy looks up at his Fairy Godparents. “This sucks! At this rate, I’ll never get the part of Romeo. And I’ll never get the chance to impress Trixie!” Wanda floats down and consoles Timmy. “There, there, Champ. HEY! Since the play is gonna be Hip-Hop based, maybe you can impress him by having some Jewelry.” Timmy jumps off of his bed, feeling better. “You’re right, Wanda. That just could do it. And to start off, I wish I had a Shiny Grill.” Cosmo raises his wand. “YOU GOT IT!” POOF! Timmy ends up with a brand new BBQ Grill hovering over his head, which then falls & crushes him. Wanda looks at Cosmo angrily, and raises her wand. “Not that kind of Grill, Moron!” POOF! Timmy gets up from the floor to see that his teeth are now Shiny Gold. “Not a bad start. Now I wish I had some Cool clothes, and a Big Gold Chain.” Both Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands, and POOF! Timmy is now wearing brand new clothes, and a Chain with his name on the end…which he can barely hold up. Wanda gets worried about all the stuff Timmy just wished for. “Now Timmy, this isn’t gonna end up like last time, is it?” “Don’t worry, Wanda. I learned my lesson from last time. Tomorrow, I’m only gonna use this stuff to impress Trixie!” Timmy runs out of his room to see himself in the bathroom mirror, as Wanda just sighs. “Well, here we go again.”

The Next Day…

Timmy arrives back at the Auditorium, wearing his newly wished for Hip Hop gear. He approaches the stage just as A.J. is about to start his audition. “Finally, I get to show my Acting…” Before A.J. can finish, Timmy unknowingly knocks him off the stage and into the Orchestra Pit. “Mr. Bickles, you gotta give me another chance.” Mr. Bickles stands up from his Director’s Chair with Bullhorn in hand. “I don’t know…Oh, alright. Since Chester backed out of the play, I’ll give you another chance.” Timmy jumps for joy upon hearing the news. “WHOOHOO!!!!” He grabs the script off of A.J, who’s still knocked out. “Now Timmy, I want you & Trixie to perform the Infamous Balcony Scene. Where Romeo gives Juliet a Good Night Kiss, just before he takes his leave.” Trixie steps up on stage and stands by Timmy’s side. The two turn to each other as Timmy clears his throat to performs his lines.

“Verily, I…” Timmy’s cut off as Trixie lunges at him, giving him a Deep Scintillating French Kiss right there on stage. Trixie is extremely aggressive, placing Timmy’s hands on her ass, and shoving her tongue down his throat. After almost a minute, Trixie pulls away, causing Timmy to fall down onstage. He has a huge grin on his face, buckteeth showing and all. Trixie has a sexy grin on her face. She winks at Timmy, before turning and walking off the stage. Mr. Bickles stands up and applauds the performance. “BRAVO! BRAVO! I think we found our new Romeo.” Timmy sits up, still stunned over what happened but able to speak. “This, is the happiest day of my life. Nothing, and I mean Nothing can ruin this.” Timmy is then interrupted by A.J.’s sounds of struggle as he climbs out of the Orchestra Pit. “Isn’t somebody gonna help me?”

Meanwhile…

Trixie walks down the halls of Dimmsdale Junior High when she stops in front of a Broom Closet. She looks around, making sure that nobody is looking, then leaps into the Broom Closet, shutting the door behind her. Inside, Trixie smirks and takes off her wig to reveal that she’s really…Veronica, Trixie’s Psychotic, Neurotic & Timmy-Obsessed Best Friend. She lets out an evil laugh, enjoying the fact that her plan is working. “Soon, Timmy Turner will love only me. He won’t even think about that Bitch, Trixie. He’ll belong only to me!” She laughs again, this time, a Crazy, Maniacal Laugh.
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