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Operation D.O.N.E.G.I.O.N	By : Jayrich Category: +1 through F > Codename: Kids Next Door Views: 7640 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Operation DONEGION

Doomed
Operative
Never
Ever
Gives
Into
Ongoing
Nagging

Story Operative: Mr. Rich

“I have called you both here on a matter of great importance.”

Number 362 sits behind her desk as she addresses both Number One & Number 86. They both stand at ease as she continues.

“We’ve received information about the Delightful Children’s next Birthday Cake Celebration.” She tells them. “The cake is under construction right now at their home. We need you two to go in and gain any and all intelligence about the cake, and the party location. And if necessary, sabotage their whole operation. I’ve assigned this mission to you because you are my best & brightest.”

Number One stands at attention. “You don’t have to worry, Number 362. This mission will be successful and…”

Before he can finish, Number 86 interrupts him. “And will be fully taken care of by me. I don’t need any stinking Boy to muck it up and…”

“Muck it up?” Nigel protests. “I’ll have you know that my success rate is at…”

“BOTH OF YOU, QUIET!!!” Number 362 yells. They both stop talking and turn to their leader, standing at attention. “I suggest that you put your differences aside and proceed with this mission. If not, I can assign this mission to someone else and you both can be assigned to Antarctica with Number 30c. Do I make myself clear?”

They both answer her in unison. “SIR, YES SIR!”

“Good.” She says. “You’re dismissed.”

The two operatives walk out of Number 362’s office and down the hall towards the Hangar. Though they remain quiet, it isn’t for long, as they still don’t like each other.

“What the hell is your problem?” Number One asks her.

“My problem is that yuir a Boy.” Number 86 answers. “I wanted to have a female operative for this mission but no. They had to assign me with the lame Nigel Uno. No boy can ever be a quality agent in the Kids Next Door.”

She walks out ahead in front of Number One. “So just keep back and try not to annoy me. I’ll complete this mission all by myself.”

She continues down the hall to the Hanger, as Number One stops in his tracks. He clenches his fists and is shaking in anger over what she just said. “That stuck-up bitch!” He thinks to himself, before following off after her.

A Couple Hours Later…

Both operatives are flying to the location in their G.A.R.G.O.C.Y.C.L.E’s

Kids Next Door G.A.R.G.O.C.Y.C.L.E: Granite Augmented Rocker Glider Outstandingly Creates Your Cool Looking Escape.

As they jet down the road towards the Delightful Children’s Mansion, Number One decides to activate the Cloaking device on his vehicle. Though he’s still angry with Number 86, he reminds her to activate her own device. “We should turn on the cloaks now, since we’re getting closer…”

“I know how to do my job, ya idjit!” she barks at him. “I don’t need you telling me what to do.” Just then, she’s cut off by the sound of an alarm. They both look at their front console radars to see incoming Ice Cream Missiles aimed right at them.

“Nice going, Number 86.” He says. “Now they know we’re here!”

“Yeah, well they’re gonna know something else, too. Evasive Maneuvers!” She tells him as she speeds in front of him to take the offensive. She & Number One begin to dodge the missiles with ease, as they pick up speed. They get closer to the Mansion, and Number 86 grows more arrogant.

“Can’t ya keep up, Nigel?” She says. “Those stupid missiles haven’t even touched…” As she brags to Number One, a missile clips her vehicle and sends her into a tailspin. She crashes into Number One, and the two start to veer out of control. Thinking quickly, Number One grabs 86 and jumps into the air. He kicks his vehicle towards the Mansion door, which causes and huge explosion. When the smoke clears, the door is seen on the floor in pieces.

“Knock, Knock.” Number One says as he lands in the doorway, carrying Number 86, clenching her breasts. He doesn’t notice this until she says something.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?” She yells as she pulls herself away. She straightens out her outfit before shooting Number One a cold look. “Trying to get a cheap feel, Boyo?”

Number One begins to blush. “Well, I was just…with the crash…and the…”

“Welcome to our home, Kids Next Doomed!”

The two operatives look over to see the Delightful Children from Down the Lane standing in front of them, grouped together as usual. “What brings you to our humble abode?”

“We were in the neighborhood, and decided to drop in…kick your butts!” replies Number One.

“We know all about yuir evil Birthday Celebration, ya losers!” Number 86 adds. “And we’re here to stop it!”

The Delightful Children all gasp, in unison of course. “You mean you didn’t get our invitation?”

Both Number One & 86 look at each other, then back at the Delightful Children confused. “Invitation?” Number One asks.

The Delightful Children then begin to laugh. “Oh, I know why you didn’t get them. We forgot TO STAMP IT!!!”

Just then, a hydraulic crusher comes plummeting down towards the two operatives. Number One notices this and pushes Number 86 out of the way, barely escaping being squashed. Number One sits up and is about to check on Number 86, when he notices his hands clenching her breasts again.

He nervously laughs, as she just grows more enraged. “Uh…pure accident?”

She pushes him away from her and turns her attention to the Delightful Children. “THAT’S IT!!! Yuir about to get a whooping ya won’t soon forget.”

She charges at them, when Number One notices that one of them is holding a control device in his hand. “Number 86, pull back!” He chases after her and grabs her by the arm, bringing them to a stop just mere inches away from the Delightful Children.

“Thank you Number One.” They say to him. “For saving us the TROUBLE!!!” They press the button, and a secret trap door opens below them, sending the two operatives plummeting downward into the darkness below.
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