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When Billy Screwed Mandy	By : Jayrich Category: +G through L > Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Views: 26882 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 3
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- 1-When Billy Screwed Mandy
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When Billy Screwed Mandy

“Romance is for the weak-minded.” Mandy walks with her friend/former slave Grim a.k.a. the Grim Reaper. They travel through the streets of Endsville, noticing that some things have changed over the years. “But it’s coming up on our Anniversary, girl. I need to get something good for her. So that she doesn’t go crazy again with her Chaos Powers and that Damn Apple.” Mandy turns and looks at Grim. “I can’t believe you actually married Eris, the Goddess of Chaos.” Grim smirks as he looks back at Mandy. “And I can’t believe that you actually enrolled in Dictator School.” Grim suddenly stops, thinking to himself about all the years he’s known Mandy. “No…actually, I can. So, how’s it going there, anyway?” Mandy continues on, not changing the expression on his face, as usual. “Good. They’re considering me as Valedictorian for this year.” Grim’s face develops into shock. “But, you’re only a freshman there.” “I know.”

Their walk leads them to Endsville Park, where Billy & Mandy spent most of their childhood. Mandy stares at the slide, remembering so many times when she pushed Billy off the top. She remembers how he would mostly fall on his head, and never really worried about it, since Billy was stupid before she even started to do that. Her attention is then turned back to Grim. “So, you heard from Billy lately?” Grim frowns at the very thought of him. “No. And I’m glad. That Dimwit would’ve given me gray hairs…if I had hair.” He runs his bony hand across his bald skull, as Mandy continues. “So you don’t miss him?” “No! I’m glad that he went off to that party school in Indiana. Why? Do you miss him?” Mandy turns and shoots Grim a sinister look, which answers his question quickly. “Stupid question.”

They continue on, walking past Billy & Mandy’s old School, which lies in ruins. Mandy looks over and sees the wreckage. “So, did you ever clear all of the Poltergeists out of the school?” “Yeah. Took me hell & high water to do it. If that boy hadn’t went messing around with Pandora’s Lunch Box…” Mandy remembers the incident. “It was a good prom though.” They reach the Billy’s old house and stop, remembering all the adventures that they had started here. Grim begins to reminisce about the times they had together. “It has been a long time, Mandy. The three of us…off on our crazy adventures…I can almost hear Billy’s annoying voice now.” “HI MANDY! HI GRIM!” The two jump, startled by the sound. They turn to see the very person they’ve been talking about, Billy.

“BILLY! What the hell is your problem, Mon? You just can’t…” Grim is interrupted when Billy tackles him to the ground and hugs him hard. “I missed you, Grim. Hey, Mandy!” Billy lets go of Grim and charges Mandy. He grabs her and lifts her off the ground, hugging her tight. “I missed you too!” “Billy…the touching…” Billy lets go, remembering what Mandy told him a long time ago. “Sorry, Mandy. I forgot about the golden rule.” Grim picks himself off the ground and adjusts the bones that Billy knocked out of place. “Billy, what are you doing here?” “I’M ON SPRING BREAK!!!” Billy giggles & laughs as Mandy brushes herself off. “Then shouldn’t you be in Florida killing brain cells while you toss Topless women fake beads.” Billy frowns as he lowers his head. “No. I can’t afford to go there.” Grim walks up beside him. “But I thought you were on the football team. You couldn’t go with them?” “No. They said since I was a Kicker, I couldn’t tag along.” Grim looks at Billy, and puts his hand on his shoulder. “Sorry to hear about that, Billy. Well, I’m going home to Eris. Catch you two later.” And with that, Grim takes his Scythe and rips open a tear in the Space-Time Continuum. He steps through as the tear seals itself back up, leaving Billy & Mandy alone. After an awkward moment of silence, Billy decides to break it. “LET’S GET SOME CHOCOLATE!!!”

2 hours later…

“And that’s how my Fraternity Hazing went.” Billy looks over at Mandy, who twitches a little before returning to her normal look. “That was something that I didn’t need to know.” “What about you, Mandy? Didn’t you join a Sorority?” Mandy thinks back to when she first entered Dictator School, and how they tried to get her to join a Sorority…and how the Sorority Girls broke down & cried when Mandy got her revenge for their hazing. She then looks at Billy. “Yeah…but they couldn’t handle me.” Billy smiles, remembering how ruthless Mandy can be. He then begins to jump up & down in excitement. “So, do you have a boyfriend? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Huh?” Billy then starts to sing, mocking Mandy. “Mandy & her boyfriend, sitting in a tree! K-I-S…” WHACK! Mandy delivers a smack to Billy’s jaw, shutting him up. “No. I refuse to tie myself down with something so frivolous as love.” “Oh…” Billy lowers his head, feeling depressed. Mandy gives him an annoyed look. “What’s wrong, Billy?” Billy raises his head and looks at his friend lovingly. “CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU?”

Mandy’s eyes widen, but her look mostly remains the same. “What did you just say to me?” “I need to have a sleepover with you so I can be a man. So can I stay at your house?” Mandy sighs, knowing Billy is too stupid to know what he really said. “Come on, Billy. I guess I got some explaining to do.”

Almost an hour later…

The two walk into Mandy’s Suite at the Endsville Hilton. Mandy sits on her bed, and motions for Billy to sit down beside her. “So what’s this whole thing about?” Billy sits down beside Mandy and begins to explain. “Well, Mindy said…” Mandy interrupts him. “Mindy? What’s she got to do with this?” “She was my girlfriend in College, but we broke up. She said she couldn’t be with me anymore because I’m from Virginia.” Mandy’s not surprised by the Dimness of Billy. “Figures. She’s always been a slut. But I thought your mom taught you about the birds & the bees.” “She was going to, then the nice men in the white clothes gave he the special jacket and took her away.” Mandy remembers, the day when Billy turned 15, and his mom finally cracked & went insane. She was surprised that she lasted that long with her son. “And your Dad?” Billy grows a worried look on his face. “He’s been missing ever since California split away into the ocean.” “Ah yes, the Governor’s new plan for a Blockbuster Movie Trilogy.” Billy begins to plead with Mandy. “So can I sleepover? Huh? Please? Can I?”

Mandy raises her hand again, which shuts up Billy. She then thinks to herself about all the years she’s known him, and a feeling comes over her. Not one of love or affection, or even respect…it’s a feeling of pity. Mandy is feeling sorry for Billy right now, which helps her to make her decision. “Alright, Billy. To help you out in your situation, and to shut you up…I’ll sleep with you.” Billy smiles widely and stands up. “COOL! I’ll get my Sleeping Bag!” Before he can run off, Mandy grabs his shoulder and pushes Billy back onto her bed. “(Sighs) This is gonna be a long night.”
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