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Skool	By : eenodol Category: +G through L > Invader Zim > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 4383 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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One time a short while ago there was a school simply called Skool. In Skool, there were many students. The following is an account of what happens when good-natured school kids smoke marijuana leaves and drink alcoholic beverages and learn about sexual relations.
This is the scene. It is a dark and stormy night. Well, actually, no it isn't. It is bright and shining and it is a somewhat humid morning. The school known as Skool is somewhat stoic, as a bus pulls up and screeches to a hault on the curb. Suddenly the door of the bus swings open and all the children come running out, including Old Kid (who looks cheerful), Torque (lifting a heavy rock-looking object), Dib (who is looking slightly encumbered what with all the books and notebooks he is carrying), Gaz (the beautiful, sexy-in-a-pedophilic-sort-of-way goth chick) Web-Toed Boy (amphibious-toed as per usual), Keef (staring lovingly at Zim in front of him), and Zim (the green-skinned alien with no ears). All the kids break windows and break the doors down to run into the Skool room, ready for class.
They all enter and sit comfortably. Ms. Bitters is in the front of the class, holding a huge, purple-veined dildo.
"Today you all learn about the wonderous world of wonderfully wonderful SEX!" exclaims Ms. Bitters, obviously relishing the look of terror on the faces of her pupils.
The scene fades out and picks up at the end of the school day. All the same children walk out to the front courtyard but, alas, the bus is late! So they all sit and wait and begin to speak to each other in the tongue of humanity.
"Damn did I ever get hot looking at that big, purple-headed dildo!" exclaims Gaz, a heretofore unseen look of raw animal lust in here eyes.
All the boys simultaneously look over at Gaz with a strange gaze except for Dib, who is looking in his books and notes. Dib jumps up quickly after a few seconds and begins to rant in his usual ranty sort of way. He gestures to Zim.
"Finally, I have found out how to prove to you all that Zim is indeed an alien! We learned about sex today, and if you are a human you should have a member of some sort between your legs!" says Dib.
"Silly earth boy," begins Zim, "I of course have a penis!"
"Well then prove it!" yells Dib, "Pull down your pants and let's see that bad boy!"
All the children begin to snicker and laugh at the idea that Dib wants to look at Zim's penis, so Dib shrinks down into a corner and begins to read more.
A few minutes pass, and Zim seems to have some sort of an idea. To himself he begins to think.
"If I can group a large number of these worm-babies into my 'home,' then maybe I can exam THEIR sexual organs! This will thwart that foolish Dib!"
Suddenly Zim jumps up and begins to speak to all the other students.
"Hey, all of you! I have a great idea! It's Friday, so why don't we have a party at my house tonight! My parental units are gone, so it will be fine for all of you to come over!" Zim exclaims excitedly.
"Sure Zim, whatever you want!" says Keef immediately, in awe of his loverboy.
"Whatever you say, Zim," says Gaz, obviously with evil intentions in mind.
All the rest also agree to attend that night, even Dib who is obviously plotting on his own. Old Kid agrees to pick everyone up in his broken-down Cadillac which he still had left over from his days as a pimp. I'll tell you one thing, that Old Kid was one bad motha back in the day, slappin' dem hos and bling blingin' like a big balla! Whut!
Finally the bus comes and all the children go home to prepare for the partay.
The scene fades out once again and it picks up as Old Kid's caddy comes racing down the streets to Zim's house. It pulls up in front and all the kids rifle out once again, backed up by Old Kid who is wearing a leisure suit, top hat, and mounds of gold chains.
Zim opens the door, wearing nothing but a pair of speedos, and lets everyone in his house. The couch is pulled out into a bed in the living room, hinting at the not-so-innocent nature of the party. Also, Rock Warbly porn is playing on the television as Gir (the oh-so-loveable robot dressed up like a dog) stares on and cackles maniacally ("Wheee heeee heeee heeeew! Wheeee heee heeee heeeew!").
Everyone seems to be quite surprised by Zim's forward approach except for Dib and Gaz. Dib, wielding a huge briefcase, opens it up and exposes the contents.
"My dad, Professor Membrain the great scientific genius, created this weed from the best strains in the world. This comes from his personal stash so we'll pack with the good shit!" Once again all the kids are extremely surprised.
Dib just looks at them all and says "Well, this IS supposed to be a party, right?"
"That nerdy kid is right," says Old Kid, "this IS supposed to be a party. And no party is complete without mary jane and lots of booze. So here we go!"
Old Kid has Torque carry in a keg of beer from the trunk of his caddy. About two hours pass and everyone gets good and fucked up. Finally, Gaz throws herself on the nearest bed and opens her legs wide, exposing her young lovebox.
"Fuck me like I'm a two cent whore, bitches!" yells Gaz at all the toked and drunked up pre-teens.
Old Kid is the first to go for the gold, being the party man that he is. "I haven't gotten laid since the blackout of '83! Damn that Chasey Lane was good!" yells Old Kid while he begins to deep-dick the purple-headed Gaz with his huge purple-headed chunk of plumbing.
"Someone get under me and stuff me like I'm a Christman stocking!" commands Gaz, as Torque eagerly complies, balancing her weight with his manly muscled arms and injecting his huge meat rod into her supple ass.
"Uh Uh UH UH UH! Give me more, someone let me suck off their man dick!" orders Gaz, prompting the Web-Toed Boy to whip out his webbed cock. Gaz loves the sight of his finned pecker and starts to suck it like a vacuum.
Zim is loving the scene. He is massaging his ass while he watches Gaz take on all three kids at once.
"God this is great! Gir, are you getting all of this?" asks Zim. Gir is staring closely at Gaz as she gets more poles put into her than a tinkertot toy.
"I'm gonna sing the cock song! Cock cock cock cock cock COCK COCK cocky cocky cocky!" Gir continues like this while watching.
Keef stares lovingly at Zim, still massaging his buttocks. Keef unexpectedly slaps Zim on the ass.
"Zim, I know you want what I want! So will you cum into my mouth now?" says Keef nonchalantly.
"Uh..." Zim trails off as Dib approaches.
"No, he won't cum in your mouth Keef, you sick doomed child! He doesn't have any genitalia, being an alien!" says Dib.
"Yes I do!" yells Zim at Dib.
"Well then, let's see it so Keef can give you a nice blowjob," says Dib.
"Uh..." trails Zim once again, "I'll be right back!" Zim runs into the kitchen and disappears.
"Dammit, why won't he love me?" cries Keef.
Old Kid has a heart attack while screwing Gaz's brains out and collapses on the floor. Gaz yells "Give me another moisture missile NOW!"
Dib's pants begin to rise and he becomes aware of incredibly hard twink meat. "I know she's my sister, but...what the hell!"
Dib leaves Keef crying to go and fuck his sister like nobody's business with his rigid sausage. This goes on for quite a long time, Dib gorging Gaz's already worn-out pussy with his massive joystick, Torque ripping her sweet ass with his big boy's cock, Web-Toed Boy getting his webbed stick blown like a bubble, Keef crying in the corner, and Old Kid dying of a heart attack near the bed even as all the children are hitting moments of ecstasy unknown to man or Irkan invader. Finally, everyone passes out in a big drunken, toked-out, sexed up pile. Old Kid finally dies and Keef cries himself to sleep.
While everyone is asleep, Gir pries Dib off of Gaz's prone body.
"Cocky cocky COCK COCK COCK the end! Now Imma give you robot love, bizatch!" and with that Gir sticks his entire metallic cockhead into Gaz's loosened magical velvet tunnel and fucks her like mad even as she sleeps.
This continues on for about a half an hour until Gir's mechanical cock runs out of fuel and he too recesses into robotic slumber.
Soon after this, Zim reenters the room with no clothing on, revealing his shapeless lower half.
"I'll show you I have a penis! I'll show you ALL!" Zim yells in his mind. He busts out with the organ stealer (previously used to steal internal organs) and begins zapping all the men in the room, even the dead Old Kid. So, as a result, Zim now has a collection of five massive meat sticks, one webbed.
Zim walks over to where Keef is sleeping and beats him over the head with his collection of cocks, waking up the poor boy.
"Thank CHRIST, I've hit the jackpot!" yells Keef, who immediately begins sucking Zim's five joy poles off, one after the other.
In the middle of blowjob number three, Dib awakens from his drugged and sexed sleep to see Keef madly getting face-fucked by Zim and his five mammoth longjammers.
"Holy mother of God, Zim is a genitalactic freak of nature! I knew he was an alien! And he's having sex! GAY sex! I've got to get my camera!" quickly blabbers Dib, running out to Old Kid's caddy to retrieve his camera.
But when Dib returns, he finds Zim cumming into Keef's mouth with only one, count 'em ONE, cock rocket.
"What gives, Zim?" exasperatedly questions Dib, "You just had five dicks, even a webbed one like Web-Toed Boy!"
"Foolish earth-boy, I did not! See, get a good look at it!" Zim grabs his now-soft cock and begins flailing it around. "I got a dicky, I got a dicky, I got a dicky!"
Dib just lowers his head in sadness and contemplation, being that he lost his chance to prove Zim an alien.
"How does he have only one penis now?" thinks Dib. But something else distracts him, namely the lack of ample tent-pitching in his knickers. Dib pulls down his pants to see that where there once was a well-endowed piece of man meat there is now nothing more than chaffed skin. Dib looks back up at Zim, still dancing around holding his soft cock while Keef claps him along happily. A look of realization washes over Dib as he figures out that Zim has stolen his penis!
"Give it back, Zim!" yells Dib, his trousers still around his ankles. "Give it back now! You can't go around stealing genitalia! That's not fair Zim! I need my genitalia! What am I without my genitalia?! NOTHING!!! Give it back!!!"
All the commotion wakes everyone up and they see Zim skipping around with his shaft of soft meat, Keef lying on the ground cheering, and Dib screaming with his pants all the way down.
"Hey everyone, look," says Torque sheepishly, "Dib doesn't have a penis!"
Everyone points at Dib and laughs loudly, prompting Dib to start crying and run away. But Gaz is somewhat skeptical.
"It felt like a bullet train last night, I'll tell you what!" she says to herself.
The moral? Never fuck your sister, smoke marijuana leaves, or consume alcohol. You might get your penis stolen by an alien.
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