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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You run across the rooftops as Lycaon so the police and military don't recognize you. You have approximately 27 minutes to find a men's engagement ring for Adrien, and steal a side of beef from the butcher shop to feed Aru after 200 years without eating. You've seen the amount of food that Plagg can eat, so a sizeable amount of meat seems reasonable after two centuries of starvation. Like the other superheroes you have super strength as Lycaon. Half of a cow isn't really that heavy to someone as powerful as you, just a little cumbersome and awkward to carry. It makes the most sense to rob the jewelry store first so you're not lugging a side of beef through the store. You're here for two items, you're not here to rob the entire neighborhood blind. You're a reactive person, not the type to provoke or do wrong to Innocents. You're a superhero after all. You continue to hop over buildings and avoid law enforcement on the streets below. There were still multiple military checkpoints on high-alert, and more patrol cars cruising the streets than usual as well. Those biker guys were still rolling around the city too. The city of Paris seemed to be in a pretty pissed off mood lately. You should probably lay low for a while with Adrien after this until some of the heat blows over. It seemed like every time the police wounds would begin to heal, you'd commit another more serious crime to piss them off even worse than they were to begin with. Tonight's robbery needs to be quiet and uneventful before the entire country of France formally declares war on you. You see a nean sign in the shape of a diamond a few blocks over with the word "Bijouterie" on it. The sign isn't lit up, and the store apears to be closed. You make your way across the rooftops and jump down in front of the building as you peer into the windows. It's a jewelry store as you expected. You knew it was either a jewelry store or a pawn shop. Either one of them would have engagement rings. Being a wolf superhero definitely has its advantages, you have keener senses of sight, hearing, and smell. The smell is definitely advantageous today. Unlike your typical robber, your wolf sense of smell allows you to detect the scent of electricity coursing through the rubber-coated copper wires of the jewelry store. You can see the red lights of security cameras and alarm systems inside of the building. You sniff around and follow the smell of electricity and copper to an electrical box behind the store. Ripping the wires out of the box proves to be quite easy with your enchanted strength. You walk back around to the front of the store and see that there are no more red lights inside of it. You cut a circle out of the window on the door with one of your sharp wolf claw gloves and quietly push it into the store as you unlock the front door and push it open. You put an advertisement for a diamond necklace over the newly-cut hole in the glass as you quietly pull the door shut behind you. You rub your gloved hands together in anticipation of doing a little bit of shopping for your fiance. Normally you weren't the thieving type, but your wallet becomes part of your costume as Lycaon, and your wanted level was too high to shop normally during business hours anymore. Besides, you've already stolen multiple different vehicles. What difference would one measly ring and a little bit of dogmeat make anyhow?
You look around the jewelry store at all the various types of pricey merchandise. Most of the jewelry is for women and is pretty feminine-looking. You needed a men's ring, and preferably a cool one. You walk past some pearl necklaces and gold bracelets as you walk over to the ring section. Some of the designs were quite clever. There was one ring that was two gold hearts welded together to form the shape of the ring. One has an extra layer above the ring that could spin freely around someone's finger like those annoying fidget spinner toys that idiots carry around. There were a lot of more traditional wedding rings too, simple gold bands and ones with large diamonds on them. You start to get frustrated looking around at all the girly and boring rings not seeing anything that really screamed "Adrien" to you. You let out a frustrated grunt through your nostrils about to just grab a gold ring when a sparkle from another display catches your eye. You walk over to see various rings in the shapes of different animal themes. There was an elephant ring holding a diamond in its upturned trunk wishing some new bride luck on her special day, there was one with some sort of eagle or hawk with a gem in its talons with the wings outstretched, another one had an octopus that's jewel-encrusted tendrils would wrap around the wearer's finger several times forming multiple rings on the same finger. You continue looking at the animal-themed rings until you see the one that had originally caught your eye. It was a black and silver men's ring with a panther head on it with two shining emeralds in its eyes. It was perfect and there were several of them in the display case. There was easily thousands of Euros of merchandise in the store, they wouldn't miss one. I'm sure that one of them would fit on your index finger that was the precise size as Adrien's ring finger. You rip the door off of the back of the case and stick your hand into the case grabbing all of the panther rings in your fist as you pour them onto the counter in front of you. You try them on one by one until you find one that fits your finger perfectly. You take a look at the emeralds in its eyes twinkling in the soft moonlight and know that Adrien would absolutely love it. It shone almost as beautifully as his eyes did. You leave the ring on your finger along with leaving the remaining panther rings on the counter and leaving the store through the rear exit. That was much simpler than you had expected. Now it was time to go get some meat and return to the arms of your loving fiance. You have 15 minutes left, plenty of time.
Your next stop is the butcher shop. You quickly scamper up the side of a building and continue hopping over rooftops and sliding across wires above the city. You don't see any active police officers in the area after your previous robbery, that was definitely a good sign. Nobody will find out that they're a panther ring short until morning. You see the corner butcher shop, but decide to skip the small family-owned business and head towards a large supermarket instead. You weren't a complete bastard after all. Your logic is that a large grocery store will be able to absorb the loss of the meat easier then a little mom and pop shop can. As for the jewelry store, that shit is usually insured. For a moment you consider digging around in the graveyard for meat, but you're pretty sure that would infuriate Aru. Better get him some fresh stuff. You jump off of the roof into the brightly lit parking lot of a large supermarket called "La Grande Epicerie de Paris". You consider cutting the power like at the jewelry store, but realize that doing so will cause all of their frozen and refrigerated stock to spoil by morning in the July heat. You're not a total asshole, and the owners of this store haven't wronged you in any way. They don't deserve such destruction. You jump onto the roof and stomp a hole in the grate of an air vent to enter the store. You were getting too good at shit like this. The alarms were on the doors and fancy electronic items, and you weren't here for electronics. You walk past a cash register when you see different candies near it in the aisle. You take a quick moment to locate two packs of candy cigarettes for your curious fiance. Might as well grab a few packs of coffin nails while you're here as well. You put the small items in a plastic bag from behind the counter and wrap the bag around your arm. You'll need both hands for the heavy meat. You head over to the meat department and hop over the counter. You weren't here for items in the display cases, you were here for the large stock freezer. You locate the freezer on the other side of the chopping blocks and meat saws and see various skinned animals hanging from the ceiling by S-hooks. There were pigs, cows, and a couple of goats. You walk up to a side of beef hanging on a hook and quietly lift it from the meat hook and throw it over the counter onto the floor of the main area of the store. The meat was heavy, but to you it was only a little bit heavier than your duffel bag normally is when you're out of your costume. Roughly about 20 kilograms. Without your super strength, it would weigh about 140 kilograms. Not exactly an easy lift. You pick the meat back up and head for the back door as you hoist it over your shoulder.
"Going somewhere?" you hear Ladybug ask you as you almost make it to the back door. "Damnit, Ladybug. Do we HAVE to do this? I gotta be home in like ten minutes." you sigh as you turn around to face her. "You want me to let you go? Then stop playing with your meat, and return the other items that you've stolen." the young heroine demands with her hands on her hips. "I kinda need this stuff, hon. I'm afraid that returning it isn't an option. Look, I only took a few hundred Euros of merchandise and I left the cash registers alone. Can't you give me a Mulligan this time? Just pretend that you never saw me. Here, take this wine as a peace offering." you say as you toss her a bottle of Merlot and pocket a bottle of whiskey. You know how fun Adrien is when he's drunk. "I'm literally watching you steal things in front of my face! Am I a joke to you?" Ladybug asks as she catches the wine and carefully sets it down so the bottle doesn't break. "I'm sorry, Ladybug. My fiance is just really cute and horny when he's drunk. It's the last thing I'm lifting, I swear!" you grin at her innocently. "You remind me of a friend of mine. They're a hot mess too." she says shaking her head and stifling a chuckle. "Ha! I made you laugh! You have to let me go now! It's the law!" you quickly point out to her. You know your rights. "That's not the law! Who told you that?" Ladybug asks confused. "It IS the law. Everyone knows that! If you commit a crime, and you can make the cop (or in your case superhero) laugh, then they HAVE to let you go. I saw it on Cops." you reply smugly. "Are you on drugs? You look a bit gaunt like a junkie or something. Junkies usually rob our convenience stores and ATM machines, they don't normally steal meat and candy cigarettes. "I'm not a junkie (anymore)! And the candy cigarettes aren't even for me! They're for um... my sick grandmother! She's trying to cut down." you reply as you creep towards the back door. "You're lying to me! And stop trying to sneak away, you rat!" Ladybug shouts. "Hey! I am NOT a rat! I'm some kind of a wolf or something, I'm still pretty new at this! Probably a timberwolf, I'm kinda tall." you explain to her. "Listen to me, you seem like a pretty decent person. Just put the items back, and I'll let you leave." Ladybug bargains with you. "I can't! You don't understand! I really need this stuff! If you let me go, you won't see me again!" you explain. "Look, it's my job to stop thieves. I can't just let you go!" she explains. "Fuck. There's no way that I can just bribe you somehow? I really don't have time to fight, and I like you!" you say attempting to escape this mess. "No, I don't take bribes. I'm Ladybug, not Lt. Raincomprix. If you like me so much, put the merchandise back." she explains to you sternly as she narrows her eyes at you. "God damnit." you say as you heave the heavy meat at her chest knocking her into a potato chip display. You quickly run up to her and snatch the meat back as you run past her. "Oh! I'm gonna kick your ass for that!" Ladybug says as she gets out of the crushed potato chips and chases you.
You run around the aisles and double back to the door when you glance behind you and see Ladybug jumping across the aisles above you. "Go away! Leave me alone!" you shout before she kicks you into a toilet paper display. "Hold still so I can hit you harder!" she says as she punches a hole into some Charmin. "No! Fuck off, Ladybug!" you say as you pelt the superheroine with several rolls of the shit tickets. "Really? You're throwing toilet paper at me?" Ladybug asks as she watches them harmlessly bounce off of her costume. "It was the first thing I saw! Be glad you didn't knock me into those steak knives over there." you say as you gesture to a display of cutlery. She grips your costume and headbutts you before you kick her in the head and run with the meat. "If you drop the meat, you could probably run faster! Think about it!" she says as she chases behind you. "No! I came for the meat, and I'm leaving with the meat!" you shout as she tackles you in the pet food aisle. "Stop! Stealing! Stuff!" Ladybug says as she repeatedly beats you with a rawhide bone. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Give me that damn thing!" you say as you snatch it from her hand and smack her with it before you put it in your bag of stolen items. "I keep telling you to put the items back!" she says as she strangles you with a poodle leash. "And I keep telling you to fuck off!" you say as you slam her in the head with a bag of kitty litter and grab the meat as you continue running. "I'm gonna put my spotted foot, right up your butt!" Ladybug says as she runs after you. You remember that your wolf howl stunned her and Chat Noir last time. You know how you can escape now. You abruptly turn around and kick her in her crotch and howl in her face making her stunned. You quickly grab a row of shopping carts and drive them into her chest like a battering ram as you shove her into an ATM machine. Sparks and smoke shoot out of the ruined machine as Euros fly out of the ATM and rain down like confetti. You look at the unconscious Ladybug sandwiched between the broken ATM machine and the shopping carts as you kick open the back door and flee from the store with your meat in your hand. You toss the side of beef onto the roof of a nearby building and scamper up ater it. You continue running across the rooftops tossing the meat across buildings as you run away from the store. You have two minutes left to make it home.
"I hope I make it! I really shouldn't have kicked Ladybug in her pussy, she's going to be mad at me later!" you think as you continue tossing the meat onto rooftops with s loud meaty thud before scooping it back up to continue running with it. You make it back to Adrien's block and heave the meat onto Adrien's balcony and nearly hit a very pissed off Chat Noir with it as you arrive back home five minutes late. "What happened? You're late! What did you do?" Chat asks as he taps his foot with his arms folded. "Please don't be mad at me, Adrien! I ran as fast as I could! I got into a fistfight with Ladybug in the pet aisle. By the way, do you know that your picture is on a bag of Kitten Mix?" you say as you pant heavily. "I'm not happy with you. I told you 28 minutes. You're late, and smell like the butcher shop. I also know about my picture on the cat food bag, part of the money from the cat food goes to the animal shelter. What happened with Ladybug?" he says sternly. "I know, but I brought you some presents! I know you'll like them! I also crushed Ladybug between some shopping carts and an ATM machine." you explain as you breathe heavily from your run through Paris. "You crushed Ladybug? Is she ok?" he asks in an angry tone. "I don't know, I didn't check. I wanted to get out of the grocery store before I got arrested or beaten up. Look, can we talk about this inside? Ladybug is probably still looking for Lycaon for kicking her in her lady bits." you explain to the young hero. "You kicked her in her vagina? Why?" Chat Noir asks as he leads you inside. "I don't know why I kicked her there, it was just the first thing I thought of to get her to stop chasing me. The girl is tough! She obviously drinks her milk. I offered her some wine, she probably should have taken it." you shrug.
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