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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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"The cheese is behind us, baby. We got to ditch this tank. Pity we can't keep it, this would be my personal car." you chuckle as you lovingly pat Chat Noir's ass as you continue your tank rampage through Paris. "As fun as that sounds, I wouldn't want you accidentally flattening one of my friends. I'm a popular guy, and I know a lot of people." Chat Noir explains to your genitals as he's still upside-down in your lap. "We could outrun them possibly. Or... we can drive this baby to Moscow! I am having ability to speak like Russian, da?" you say in a cartoonishy bad Russian accent as La PP and the French military chase you. "You are having ability to speak Russian NYET! Your accent is atrocious! You sound like you should be chasing moose and squirrel!" Chat argues with you. "But I am wanting to visit the Putin. Maybe have some vodka. I hear is strong like bear! Besides, I am wanting to meet Borat!" you say in an accent that sounds like the bastard child of Boris and Natasha. "Baby, that is by far the worst Russian accent I have EVER heard in my life! Borat isn't even from Russia, he's an American playing a Ukrainian! You don't know shit about Europe, do you? Do you have any idea how far away Moscow is from Paris? Almost 3,000 kilometers! It takes two days by train if your lucky, I've been in Moscow for photoshoots! We'll never to make it to Russia in a tank! We'd run out of gas in Germany!" Chat Noir shouts making your genitals vibrate and feel warm as you hear sirens behind you. "Oh, man. That's a bummer. I wanted to chill with the Russians, comrade. Ok, so Russia's out then. What country is the closest to France?" you ask him curiously. "I guess the closet one to Paris is Belgium, why?" he asks you as you hear La PP closing in. "WE'RE GOING TO BELGIUM!!!" you shout happily. "No! No! No! We are NOT invading the country of Belgium! That's absolute madness! Luxembourg would be much easier. Wait a minute... what am I saying? We're not invading ANY European countries! I'm getting a headache from cum in my nostrils and your insanity." Chat sighs as police sirens wail in the background.
"Poor, kitty. I thought you were just congested." you say as you look down and notice that Chat's own semen has dripped into his mouth and nose from being upside-down. "I'm congested now! Please ditch this tank soon, so I can stand up on my feet again! Tasting my cum was kind of fun at first, until it went up my nose too. I swear it feels like my eyeballs are filling up! Besides, we can't outrun the military in this thing and we don't have enough gas to escape them anyway!" Chat shouts as he tries to blow cum out of his nose. "I feel so bad for you right now, Chaton. Don't worry, I've got a plan on how to lose these guys!" you say as a tank shell explodes against the side of your tank. "Let me guess... it's not a good plan, is it?" he asks as you run over a streetlight. "It is not." you chuckle and pat his butt to reassure him. "Ok, babe. Lay it on me." Chat Noir sighs as another Leclerc collides with you making you crush more parked cars. "I'm going to drop you out pretty soon." you say to your congested lover. "Yes, that's good! Drop me off! I really need to blow my nose!" he replies as you ram the other Leclerc. "Um... I didn't say drop off, I said drop OUT." you correct him as you grind against the other tank. "You're right, this is a bad plan! I don't like this already!" Chat whimpers nervously. "I'm sorry, it's the only plan I've got. I never went to college. Now listen carefully: When I drop you, try to keep your body straight so the treads don't crush your arms and legs." you explain to him seriously. "Did I mention that I hate this plan?!" he replies as he shakes in fear. "Adrien, listen to me! If you do EXACTLY as I tell you, you'll be fine. I promise you that I won't hurt you. I love you." you smile at your upside-down fiance. "Ok, baby. I can do this. I'm brave! I love you too!" he says as you lovingly rub his face and screech around a corner before kicking out the bottom hatch and dropping him headfirst through the open hole as he screams. "KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS STRAIGHT! I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU LATER!!!" you yell as you watch him disappear beneath the tank.
"He's dead, isn't he?" Aru asks you. "Shh! Don't say things like that! As long as he listened to me, he should have been fine. I didn't feel anything get crushed under the tank either. He probably ran down an alley and is blowing snot rockets out of his nose as we speak, poor guy." you explain with a chuckle finding it kind of funny now. "What's a snot rockets?" Aru asks you. "A snot rocket. You know, like a gym teacher's handkerchief?" you reply as another tank shell explodes against the armor. "What's a gym teacher?" Aru asks. "Man, I really got to put you in front of a TV and teach you things." you sigh as you shake your head. "What's a tee vee?" Aru asks curiously. "Oh, for fuck's sake!" you say as you slap your forehead in frustration. "By the way, I think your elephant is on fire." Aru says noticing smoke inside of the tank. "Fuck, and I'm fresh out of necromancy spells!" you say as you wiggle your fingers at the kwami and make spooky noises. "Keep cracking jokes. Burning alive inside of a metal elephant is not the way I want to spend my evening." Aru huffs and folds his paws. "Fine. Here goes everything!" You say as you dive through the bottom hatch and nearly get run over by your own tank, and the one pursuing you. "Fuck! I hope Chat made it!" you say as you roll out of the way of the tanks and run down the block as a hail of bullets nips at your heels shattering the bricks of nearby buildings as you run. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" you shout as a bullet shoots you in your ass check as you run around a corner and into an alley. "Now you have two assholes!" Aru giggles. "Ow! You're not funny. Aru! Howl!" you say as you quickly transform into Lycaon and scamper up a building and hide on the roof from passing helicopters. "Time to go home. I've had about enough of this shit." you say as you run across buildings looking at all the military vehicles and patrol cars on the street while avoiding helicopters. You follow the smoke from the remains of Felix's car to get home faster. You watch from a distance as you see Chat Noir doing the same thing. "Oh, good. He's ok." you say with a grateful sigh of relief as you follow him home.
You chuckle with delight as you hop over Adrien's security wall and you see Felix getting into a taxi carrying bags. "Good, go the fuck home!" you grumble as you quickly climb up the balcony and walk into Adrien's room scaring the young model. "You again?! That's all I need!" Adrien says as you grab him by his shoulders and he stamps on your foot. "Ow! Stop that! I just want to love you again!" you smile happily. "I don't want you loving me! Leave me alone!" Adrien yells. "Shh! Baby, relax. You're going to get us caught!" you say as you clasp your hand over his mouth. "Aru?" Plagg says curiously as he flies out of Adrien's pocket. "Actually, the name is Lycaon. Aru is my kwami though, Plagg." you smile happily at the kwami while a muted Adrien looks on in confusion. "Where were you all these years?" Plagg asks you. "The catacombs. Squirt's cousin tricked me and left me to die. Aru was at the very bottom level with some snake skeletons and some pretty fucked up traps. By the way, Adrien... are you keeping your nose clean?" you grin at him as his eyes widen. "That's right, baby. It's against the rules for me to tell you, but I'm sure you can connect the dots. You're a smart cookie." you smile at your fiance as you release your grip on him. "Baby? Is it really you?" Adrien says curiously as you let him touch your face. "Yes, my love. It's really me." you say as you pull him close and give him a soft and gentle kiss to let him know it's you. "Why didn't you just tell me?" he asks as he hugs you tightly. "Because I'm not supposed to am I, Chat Noir? Also, I was having fun playing our game earlier. Spanking you was sexy." you growl at him deeply like a wolf. "I love that growl! Your obsession with my purring makes complete sense to me now!" he says as he squeezes your ass. "Are you still mad at me?" you ask him curiously. "Honestly... a little. I watched you blow my cousin and he told me some UGLY things about what you two did sexually. It made our sex seem normal." Adrien explains sadly. "Damn it, I'm so bad at this superhero thing. Aru! Heel!" you say as you change back into yourself in front of Adrien while Aru floats next to you. "Foolish mortal! I'm informing the guardian!" Aru growls at you angrily for revealing your identity. "Relax, Aru. My fiance is a Miraculous holder too. He was the cat that broke our nose and jaw, remember?" you explain to the wolf kwami. "I'm sorry about that, my amour. Your kwami is a wolf named Aroo? That's kind of cool!" Adrien giggles as he steals a kiss from you. "I don't think it's spelled the same. I think it's A-R-U not aroo like a wolf howling, but it sounds the same." you explain to your curious lover. "Oh, I see. Everybody likes the stinky wolf kwami now. See if I ever roll you assholes another joint again." Plagg huffs in annoyance. "Plagg, be not a rude kwami. And where are my silver pieces?" Aru growls at Plagg. "Silver pieces?" Adrien asks. "Don't worry about it, it happened centuries ago." you explain confidently. "Um... ok?" he responds looking confused. "Listen, my love. It's been a very long day- er.. week apparently. Why don't we let these two get reacquainted, and me and you spend some time alone to talk. We have a lot to talk about I think." you smile at him as you touch his soft face. "Can we do it in the tub? My skin is still sticky from my own cum, and no offense... you smell like death and mildew." Adrien grins at you uncomfortably. "Deal. I need a meal too. It's Thursday, and I haven't eaten since Sunday." you explain to him. "That sounds good. I need to wind down a little bit after all that craziness anyway. Fucking Belgium... seriously?" he chuckles as he puts his arm around you and leads you to the bathroom.
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