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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You exit the hotel looking behind you to make sure Chloe didn't follow you. You head towards the bakery since you were unable to yesterday. Maybe someone there will be able to tell you more about those superheroes as well. You can probably get two birds stoned at once or however the saying goes. As you walk towards the bakery, you can't help but notice all the billboards and posters of the blonde model boy. You hold up two fingers at arms length covering one of the billboards in your line of sight with a mask. "Blonde hair, green eyes... nah. Couldn't be." you think to yourself. Figuring out who Chat Noir is wouldn't be THAT simple, get real. You continue walking to the bakery annoyed with yourself for thinking you could find an answer so easily. "Try harder, you lazy fuck." you think to yourself. You can smell the bakery from about a block away. The sweet scent of fresh baked bread and various fancy pasteries permeates your nostrils distracting you from your thoughts of superheroes. You follow the intoxicating scent of baked goods to the front door of Tom & Sabine Boulangerie Patisserie.
You enter the the bakery to see a pleasant-looking Chinese woman behind the counter which strikes you as a bit odd for a traditional French bakery. You almost walk back out thinking you're in the wrong store. The Chinese woman gives you a polite smile and a small bow. "Welcome to Tom & Sabine Boulangerie Patisserie. I'm Sabine and that's my husband, Tom." she says with a radiant smile. You nod respectfully and return the bow. You look past her to see an enormous man in a blue t-shirt spinning bread dough and humming the French national anthem. "Ok, that seems a bit more traditional." you quietly think to yourself. He looks over his shoulder and turns around as he continues spinning the dough and gives you a pleasant smile. "Haggar." you think to yourself. "The motherfucker looks just like Haggar from Final Fight." you think to yourself trying not to cackle at the huge man and enrage him. "Be nice." you think to yourself. "You don't want this dude to give you a spinning piledriver." you think as you try to stifle a giggle. "You look like you're in a good mood today!" the gargantuan man says smiling as he pummels a large ball of dough. "Actually, I am. I heard good things about this place from a few people around Paris. I also had a bit of a literal run-in with one of your employees yesterday. Cute little blue haired girl with pigtails." you explain to the large moustached man. "That's our daughter, Marinette." Sabine says proudly. "Yeah, we bumped into each other and she mentioned something about an order having to be redone? That was my fault. I can pay for whatever you lost if you like." you explain to the bakers. "No, no. That won't be necessary." Tom says. "Accidents happen. Our daughter is a bit clumsy at times. She probably gets it from me." Tom continues tossing the dough up in the air accidentally sticking it to the ceiling. "Yeah, I can see that." you joke with him. He smiles an rubs the back of his neck as the dough peels off the ceiling landing on his head. "So what do you recommend?" you politely ask the bakers. Behind you the bell jingles as another person enters the store. "There she is now!" Sabine says. "This is our daughter, Marinette." she continues. You turn around to see the same blue haired girl from yesterday giving you a happy smile. "Nice to run into you again." you say to her jokingly. "Yeah, sorry about that." she apologises again. "Not a problem. Hey, seeing as how I have a few of you locals here, I figured maybe you can tell me something about those superheroes everyone keeps talking about." you ask the three of them. "Uh... superheroes? Uh..." Marinette says nervously. "They're the saviors of Paris!" Tom interrupts. "Mysterious heroes that fight crime and keep Paris safe from villainy!" he continues sounding like someone who reads too many comic books. "Yeah, I met them yesterday." you inform them. "So what did you think?" Sabine asks beaming with anticipation. "Well... to be honest... I kinda didn't like the way the girl treated the cat." you reply honestly. "That cat was akumatized!" Marinette says defensively. "Not that cat, the other one. Her partner Chat Noir." you tell her. "Chat Noir? What about him?" Marinette asks you slightly puzzled. "She doesn't seem to appreciate him. Aren't they supposed to be a team? She treats him like a pest and a subordinate!" you say in a surprisingly defensive tone. "Well, let's be real. Chat Noir wouldn't be anything without Ladybug." Marinette says breathing on her fingernails and rubbing them on the front of her shirt boastfully. "Do you hear yourself?" you ask the young girl as your annoyance increases. "Well, Chat Noir is Ladybug's sidekick." Sabine explains. "Like Batman and Robin!" Tom interrupts clumsily. "Yeah, I get that, but Batman doesn't treat Robin like useless, annoying, garbage!" you bark angrily, surprising yourself with your harsh defense of a cat boy you only met yesterday. "Why is it so personal to you, anyway?" Marinette asks justifiably annoyed. "He loves her, Marinette, and she couldn't care less. My heart hurts for him." you explain to her sadly. "Chat Noir? Ladybug? Come on, it's just puppy love. I doubt he's really serious. He's just a wisecracker!" Marinette explains self-assuredly. "I know what I saw, Marinette. Puppy love doesn't run that deep. Ladybug's blindness to his love is infuriating." you tell her as a loud crash echoes from down the block. "Look, I can't stay and talk. I gotta go." Marinette explains impatiently. "Marinette, wait. Let me talk to you." you say in an attempt to get her to finish the conversation. "No, you don't understand. I REALLY gotta go!" she says as she runs up a flight of stairs behind the counter. Tom watches the blue haired girl bolt up the stairs before turning back to you and shrugging his massive shoulders. "When you gotta go, you gotta go." he says before returning to his dough. You let out a frustrated sigh and purchase a random box of pasteries from the display and quietly leave the store.
"Well that was a waste of time." you say in annoyance that you got no new information on the superheroes, but it's not a total loss. At least you got a box of fresh pasteries for your trouble. You open the box and grab a random sweetroll munching it as you walk. You hear a loud zipping noise above you. You look up to see Ladybug headed to something burning a few blocks over. You can hear crashes and screaming coming from the source of the smoke. "Hmm... where there's a Ladybug, there's sure to be a cat." you think to yourself as you finish your sweetroll. "Maybe I can talk some sense into them." you don't normally attempt to play matchmaker with random strangers, but you feel as though you might be able to get Ladybug to see how much Chat Noir loves her. "Who am I? Danielle Fucking Steel?" you think to yourself as you walk toward the source of the chaos a few blocks over.
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