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Weird Wednesday	By : thatguywiththeface Category: +G through L > Gravity Falls Views: 29601 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Stan gingerly climbed down the ladder. It had been years since he’d been in the space ship. This was where his brother and McGruket got all the parts for their crazy doodads. The climb was made more difficult by the heavy carpet slug across his back.
When he reached the floor, he ducked as a robot flies by. Stan took a deep breath. Stay claim. Fortunately, Stan had plenty of practice of this back in Columbian prison. Why they only saw you while you were afraid was beyond Stan, but he didn’t know how the Spacemen weird ass bodies work. He found his way to the generator. He placed the carpet in the charging port. A blue light flickered. Good, it was working. It will be ready in 24 hours. Stan, sat done and pulled out a magazine. Now, the waiting game.
Wendy, and the Pines twins stood in the now shag carpet less room. “Okay, now’s not the time to panic,” Dipper said.
“Now’s the perfect time to panic Dipper!” Mabel said grasping the air around her head.
“What are you doing?” Dipper asked.
“I’m trying to pull my hair, but your hair is too short to do it!” She shouted.
“Alright, stop yelling!” Wendy commanded the twins’ attention. “Let’s just figure out what happened.” The trio found the shack’s handyman in the gift shop. “Hey, Soos! Did you see where that shag carpet in the shack went?”
“Yeah, dude, Stan took it out to get cleaned or something?”
Wendy and the others looked at each other. Dipper said, “If Stan cleans it, it might break forever!” The three ran out leaving a very confused Soos. “Wendy, how many dry cleaners are there in town?”
“Two. One by the graveyard and the other across town.”
Dipper nodded. “Okay, you take Mabel across town, while I’ll check by the graveyard.” They split up. Wendy and Mabel made their way over to the Quick and Dry. Mabel walked a little behind Wendy. She couldn’t help but look at Wendy’s butt. Wendy’s jeans hugged her behind is a seductive way. Mabel felt her member harden. Not again. Come on Mabel, didn’t you get this stuff out of your system with Pacifica?
Mabel grabbed Wendy’s leg. “Hey Wendy, remember what you said about helping us out?”
“Already?” Mabel looked down. Wendy bit her lip. “Alright, but we have too hurry.” The two hurried behind a tree. Wendy unbuttoned her jeans and pulled them down to her ankles. Mabel let her shorts fall to hers. “Uhm, I don’t want to take my boots off so let’s do this.” Wendy laid down and spread her legs out. “Step right here,” she said pointing to the spot between the legs. Mabel waddled over, and gingerly stepped over her leg. “Alright, now lay down on top of me. Get under my legs.” After a bit of struggling, the two where aligned. Mabel pushed deep inside her older friend. Wendy bucked under Mabel as she thrusted faster and faster. Wendy pulled up her shirt and pulled down her bra, revealing her tits. Mabel buried her face into Wendy’s boobies and screamed into them as she cumed.
“Feeling better?” Wendy asked. Mabel nodded wordless, but she didn’t look it. “Hey, what’s up?”
“Wendy, do you think I’m a bad person?”
“Phff, Mabel, you’re like the sweetest person I know. What brought this on?”
“It’s just that I got mad at Dipper for like having sex with everybody in my body but I’m not much better. Greg, Pacifica, you. I can’t stop having sex. And what if I can’t get back to normal? What if I’m Dipper forever? What if even if I get my body back, but I still can’t stop having sex. Everyone’s gonna think I’m a weirdo freak.”
“Hey, Mabel relax. Don’t worry bout what other people think you. Maybe you’ll still want sex or maybe you’ll never want to have sex again after this. Whether you like sex or don’t, just do what you enjoy and to hell with others. Look at me.” Wendy pointed to her own half naked body. “Do I look like I care?” Mabel let out a giggle. “See, there ya go, and we’ll definitely get you and Dipper back in your bodies. Let’s get untangled.” Mabel crawled under Wendy’s legs. The two pulled their pants up and went on their way.
Meanwhile, Dipper cut across the graveyard to get to the dry cleaners faster. Fortunately, Mabel’s body was faster than his own. He ran a little too fast and slide across the floor and into the counter. “Oof.” Dipper said as he fell down.
“Uhm, you like okay kid?” asked the girl behind the counter.
Dipper shot up. “Yeah, did an old guy bring in an old shag carpet?”
“No.”
“Did anyone bring in a shag carpet?”
“No. No carpets shag or otherwise.”
“Are you sure?”
“We don’t even do carpets, kid.”
Defeated, Dipper left. Damn, he’d let everyone down. Wendy, Mabel. Thinking about the fight with his sister filled him with a burning shame. He aimlessly wondered until the Earth beneath his feet disappeared. Dipper wondered into the graveyard and walked right into an open grave. His ass hit the cold, wet dirt hard. Tears came into his eyes. His backside was stinging. An unpleasant voice broke the air.
“Mabel?” Dipper looked up and saw his nemesis Robbie V. Great, just what was missing on this craptapular day. He took Robbie’s hand as he was pulled out of the hole. Once out, Dipper brushed the dirt off his butt. “What brings you to Casa Valentino?”
“I was looking for my great uncle at the laundry mat over there. I wasn’t looking where I was going.” Dipper gave Robbie a death stare.
Robbie didn’t seem to notice. “So, is where’s your lame brother? Out with my girlfriend?”
“Yes,” Dipper replied bluntly.
Robbie grimaced. “I’m not idiot you know. I knew what kind of girl Wendy was when we started dating. I know that she likes to fuck, a lot. I knew that she was going to fuck other guys. And I know she’s fucking that pipsqueak of a brother you got.”
“Hmm, you claim that you’re okay with Wendy sleeping with other people, yet you treat Dipper like shit. Two plus two doesn’t equal five Robbie.”
“Because it’s different with him! Every since you two came to town, he’s all she every talk about. It’s all Dipper did this and Dipper did that. Dipper, the kid who took out a pair of ghosts. The kid who can pull up video game characters to beat people up. Wendy keeps ditching dates to run off on some adventure or another. You know, one time a took Wendy out on a picnic, and Dipper comes storming in, riding a bear with a shit ton of heads. He said something about fighting the queen of the fairies or something and Wendy hopped on up.” Dipper remembered that day. The fairy queen wanted revenge against Soos for smoothing one of her subjects. She kidnaped him and Mabel. Dipper had gotten Multibear and Wendy to help. “Dipper’s… different. And I’ve liked her forever. Every since I was like five or seven, I pulled one of Wendy’s pigtails. And she knocked out one of my teeth.” Robbie laughed at his own memory. “But then Dipper showed up. And Wendy would not shut up about him. The look in her eyes she got… I’ve seen anything like that. Not from her. Than he started fighting monsters like real monsters. He saved all our lives from fucking ghosts! How the fuck am I supposed to compete with that!”
Robbie was crying. Dipper was shocked from this display from his rival. He would never have expected this level of humanity from the teen. Dipper always just thought Robbie was an asshole. He never paid any thought and how Robbie thought about all of this. Hell, if being honest Dipper didn’t even think Robbie had feelings.
Dipper put his hand on his rival’s shoulder. Robbie gentle took Dipper’s hand. The two stood there for a bit. Suddenly, Robbie pulled Dipper around with a twirl. Robbie grabbed him and dipped him; leaning in close to his face. Dipper could see the little stubble of his face. The heat of Robbie’s breath made Dipper’s face blush. Dipper knew what was going to happen. The responsible thing was too turn Robbie down, but Dipper didn’t want that. He needed this just as much as Robbie did.
Robbie pressed his lips onto Dipper’s. The kiss was hard and primal. Robbie’s tongue pushed past Dipper’s lips and slushed along his braces. He felt a tingling sensation in his nipples. His vagina began to heat up. Dipper directed Robbie’s hands under his sweater. Robbie played with the tweens chest. They moaned into each other’s mouths. Dipper heard Robbie’s jeans unzipped as he freed his cock. Dipper hiked up his skirt as Robbie pulled down his underwear. Dipper guided the gorged member into himself.
“Please,” Dipper breathed. “Take it slow.” Robbie gave a curt nod. Dipper felt the emo teen’s erection inched inside of him. Robbie than pulled out equal slow. Than pushed in, a bit faster. “Uhmmmm, fuck!” Groaned Dipper.
“You’re really cute when you swear.” Robbie told him. With each thrust Robbie picked up speed. Dipper felt himself being pushed into the cold wet ground with each hump. The graveyard was filled with the moaning of the two. “Mabs, I’m gonna…” Dipper felt Robbie’s dick twitch inside him as his out seed was shot deep inside of him.
“What the fuck is this?’ A familiar voice got the two attention. Wendy stormed toward the two passing tombstones with an upset Mabel right behind her. “The fuck Robbie! The actual fuck!”
“Yeah, what the heck Dipper! I mean me! I mean Mabel!”
“I told you… I fucking told you, that Mabel wasn’t feeling like herself and you shouldn’t try fucking again.”
“Wendy, wait it’s not Robbie’s fault…”
“Quiet ‘Mabel’. We’ll talk at the shack.”
“You know what Wendy, I’m starting to think I’m getting the short end of the relationship,” Robbie told his girlfriend. There was a hard edge to his voice.
“What’s that’s supposed to mean.” Wendy’s voice was a giant warning that Robbie was walking into a minefield.
“Firstly, you never clean up your room, your bras are just lying everywhere.”
“I’m a busy lady. I’m just gonna put them on again.”
“You run off on our dates to go mystery solving with Shaggy jr over there!”
“Oh, if you’re gonna play the “you ditch me during dates” card, maybe don’t leave me high and dry on like half our dates!”
“Oh. So, it’s okay when you do it but when I do it…”
“No idiot, I mean don’t be a hypocrite!”
“Well it takes one to know one!”
“Oh, real mature Robbie.”
“And you’re always talking down to me.”
The two teenagers went back and forth, trading insults. Dipper and Mabel followed the action. A day ago, watching the deterioration of Wendy and Robbie’s relationship would have made Dipper happy. He would have invited Wendy bowling. But all Dipper felt right now was a huge knot of guilt in the pit of his stomach.
“You know what Robbie? We’re done,” Wendy said with venom. Wendy marched away, leaving Robbie speechless. The two twins followed the red headed teen. Dipper turned back to give one mournful look at his former rival.
“Wendy I…”
“Not now Dipper,” Wendy cut her friend off. The three made a miserable march to the mystery shack at a lost what to do.
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