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Brutal Valentines
By : Jaberwolky
Category: +M through R > Metalocalypse > Slash - Male/Male
Views: 2083 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: No I do not own Metalocalypse or any of it's characters. Obviously I'm not makng any money for my smut -
Chapter List
- 1-Brutal Valentines
- 2-Brutal Valentine's Chapter two
- 3-Brutal Valentin's Chapter three
- 4-Brutal Valentine's Chapter four
- 5-Brutal Valentine's Chapter five
- 6-Brutal Valentine's Chapter six
- 7-Brutal Valentine's Chapter seven
- 8-Brutal Valentine's Chapter eight
- 9-Brutal Valentine's Chapter nine
- 10-Brutal Valentine's Chapter ten
- 11-Brutal Valentine's Chapter eleven
- 12-Brutal Valentine's Chapter tweleve
- 13-Brutal Valentine's Chapter thirteen
- 14-Brutal Valentine's Chapter fourteen
- 15-Brutal Valentine's Chapter fifthteen
- 16-Brutal Valentine's Chapter sixteen
- 17-Brutal Valentine's Chapter seventeen
- 18-Brutal Valentine's Chapter eighteen
- 19-Brutal Valentine's Chapter nineten
Chapter nine- When it rains it pours
Told by Charles
1:00pm
Sometimes I wonder why I bother to try and keep the boys abreast of what’s going on with their company. It's like pulling teeth to get them there. Then as I go over the company news, no one is paying any attention to me, accept Pickles and he's clearly not interested in me for what I'm saying. Oh well at least I tried.
430pm
Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork, it seems to spawn asexually when I'm not looking; I have it spread out over the bed with me as I sit next to Pickles. Nothing required me to actually work in my office today so I decided to do it in bed so I can stay near him, even if he's just sleeping I'm happiest near him.
The phone rings “Hello?” I ask.
“Sir, Lord Murderface has been incarcerated.”
“What for?”
“Drunk and disorderly conduct, assault, public indecency and public urination.”
I sigh. Those are the usual charges with Murderface. “Where is he being held?” I ask
“At the downtown precinct sir.”
“The Dethkoptor I sent after Nathan's Explosion sauce should be approaching down town soon. Contact them and have them stop for Murderface.”
“Yes sir.”
I hang up the phone and continue to tackle paperwork. Eventually Pickles starts to stir.
I watch as he slowly wakes beside me.
Suddenly he hops out of bed rummages thru his pants and pulls a jewelry box out of the pocket. What the hell?
Pickles positions himself on one knee on the side of the bed. Christ don't let him do what I think he's going to.
“Charles bein wit ya has made me tha happiest guy alive and I wanna know will ya spend da rest of yer life wit me?”
Shit he did.
“What?” I ask
“Will ya marry me babe?”
I want to say yes. I want to throw myself into Pickles’ arms and never let him go but I can't.
I can just see the headlines Dethklok drummer marries manager in gay wedding ceremony. Dethklok being ripped apart by a Yoko Onno named Charles Ofdensen.
Also, part of me knows Pickles and I can never last. Right now Pickles loves me, right now were happy, but eventually he's going to get bored of me; or worst yet find me disgusting when he's found out about all the blood I've spilt.
“I'm sorry Pickles, I can't.” I tell him.
The look on Pickles face breaks my heart. He tosses on some pants and runs out of the room before I can stop him.
My phone rings “What?!” I yell into it
“My lord there’s been an accident, the Dethkopter you sent out this morning crashed.”
I feel my stomach drop “Had the kopter picked up Murderface yet?” I ask.
“Yes sir we have men heading to the crash site now, there’s no word yet if there were any survivors.”
I get up and hurriedly put on my suit. “Send the coordinates to my phone immediately.” I order, rushing to the garage.
William Murderface, often the most problematic of the band, he's one of MY boys.
He’ll be alright I won't allow for him not to be.
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