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Cheater never wins	By : Solaris Category: +G through L > G.I. Joe Views: 2529 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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The final chapter to the story. Enjoy.

Epilogue.

It was a long two weeks, but two weddings went off great for Bill’s family and then for Alison’s family and the last one was on the base where they got a military wedding.
Pop! The cork from the champagne flew out of the bottle to the cheers of the Joes as Duke poured champagne into the glasses of Wild Bill and Lady Jaye. The Joes were all in their finest clothes to bear witness to their on base wedding. Hawk came by and sat next to Wild Bill and Jaye. “I have some news about Flint.”
Wild Bill looked at Jaye as he held her hand. “What is the news?”
“Somehow, Dash found out about your wedding here at the base and he tried to make an escape from prison to come here to kidnap you to convince you that you are his girlfriend still.” Hawk said.
“Oh good lord,” cried Alison, leaning her head against Wild Bill’s chest.
“He didn’t escape did he?” asked Wild Bill.
“No, the guards caught him and he refused to stop by their command, they gave him a warning shot and he refused to stop for that. They had to use lethal force and they killed him.” Hawk replied.
Jaye gasped. She had never wanted him dead. “I never wanted him dead,”
“I know, sweetie. Neither did I.” Wild Bill whispered, as he stroked her veiled hair.
“If he had listened to them instead of continuing on and dropped to the ground and gave up, they would have just thrown him in solitary confinement for a month. Flint was always a hardhead about obeying a command from someone who he considers a low ranked officer,” Duke said.
"That's true." Jaye said nodding.
“But the only thing we now have to worry about is our home,” Wild Bill replied. “I want to get my old home up and running again. I’m sure that my brother won’t mind tending cattle for me while I’m in active duty till I retire,”
Duke looked at Wild Bill and laughed. “Sorry, I just don’t see you as a cattle baron, Wild Bill.”
“Well, my grandfather raised cattle as did my dad. It’s in the blood, Duke.” Wild Bill said.
"As long as we have horses too I'm just fine with it." Jaye said.
“Of course, we will have horses, little lady. You can’t wrangle a cow with a jeep and be able to turn on a dime like a horse can,” Wild Bill replied, with a smile on his face.
"True." Alison said. Their song came on. "Bill lets dance." She said. Her eyes for the first time in a long time showed a peace and were mostly worry free.
He stood up and held out his hand, which she took as he escorted her to the dance floor and did the Texas two-step with her, much to the surprise of the others on the dance floor as they never saw Wild Bill dance before and they probably figured it would be a hold close to Lady Jaye, but they were doing a fast Texas two-step and people stopped dancing and watched as they danced around the floor.
It was after their dance was done; Hawk stepped up to the mike and tapped it. “Ladies and gents, I think it is time to give these two their honeymoon gift from the entire base. William, Alison, please open it and see where you go.” Hawk handed them a strange manila envelope that said travel plans.
William opened the envelope and pulled out a hotel reservation at The Royal Hawaiian right on Waikiki Beach on the island of Oahu for ten days and nine nights. He looked up at Hawk. “How did you guys pay for this?”
“Well, everyone chipped in twenty dollars each, you know how many people that is on the base, we got enough money to really cover your honeymoon and be able to let you two go for ten days. My daughter Biancia did the reservations for the hotel and the twins helped out with the loan of their own personal plane and pilots for the trip, they’ll be staying there waiting for you two to return to the mainland after ten days are over. They wanted to help you two out since they did helped us nail Flint to the wall after years of him tortmenting them, they were able to get justice as well.” Hawk replied.
“That is really kind of them to do that for us,” spoke Alison.
“Well, Xamot is just very happy that you have a good, honest man in your life one that respects and honors the ground you walk on, Alison.” Spoke Biancia, as she walked up to them.
“So your dad has accepted you working for them?” Alison asked.
“It was after they testified, I told dad that I worked for them and bore witness to many incidents with Flint barging within their office making a scene with them and that they had quit Cobra three years before I even met them at the coffee shop and found them charming and very good tippers so I started to learn how to save money and which stocks to put money in for the best earn of money back. They gave me monetary advice and I kept them in coffee as they sat there to warm up for the day or just to get away from the office to distress or get some peace from a possible Flint barge, as they say. I knew dad had a member named Flint but I didn’t know it was ‘him’ till I saw him emerging from the elevator and I hid under my desk till he left,” Biancia stated.
Alison hugged Biancia. "I'm glad it's over for all of us."
She returned the hug. “I was getting to the point where I started to dread coming to work in fear that I was going to be seen by Flint and have him inform my dad that I am working for the twins before I was able to tell him about it. I wouldn’t have taken the job if my guts told me that they were lying about not being in Cobra anymore,”
“I’m sorry, Binks,” Alison said, looking at her.
Binks just waved her hand. “It’s over and my dad accepts that I am working for them and that they told him months ago that they had quit Cobra three years before I even became a friend or an employee of theirs. But Flint would have blown it out of shape and made dad angry with me if he had known.”
“That is so true, Flint would have made it out to be that you were a traitor and telling Joe secrets to them, when you probably don’t even know anything about the Joes,” Wild Bill stated, as he went to Alison’s side.
“I didn’t even know any so that is a moot point for Flint, hope he rots in prison,” Binks snapped angrily.
“Well, he’s dead and buried.” Alison said. Binks looked at her curiously. “Binks, he tried to escape from prison to come here and kidnap me to make me see that I am still his girlfriend, the guard warned him with a warning shot and a yell, but he refused to listen and they used lethal force with him.”
“Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say. The twins will be thrilled with this news. But has anyone told ‘her’ about his death,” Binks asked.
Alison knew who she meant by her. “Not that I am aware of, but she probably will get a notification in the mail from them about his passing after all, from what I heard, she demanded that he marry her while he was in prison before the kid was born and he did marry her so the kid will have Faireborn as his or her last name,”
"Why would anyone want to marry someone in prison?" Biancia said.
“I don’t know but she was probably fed a lie by him stating that this was only a few years in prison and he’ll be out on bail as he will be appealing his sentence to get it overturned. From what I heard, he was appealing the sentence stating that the evidence against him was faked as he was no where near Jaye’s office and that Cobra has a master of disguise by the name of Zartan who posed as him to beat his girlfriend up even though he married Angela in prison, he kept on believing that Jaye was still his girlfriend and Angela was just a mistress not his wife,” Duke stated.
Binks shuddered. “He is delusional. Good thing, he is dead. Because now, everyone can live their own life without fear of him calling them up in the middle of the night demanding to know where they are and what they are doing.”
Alison leaned against Bill, her wedding dress hiding his feet. "Well you know what they say don't you?"
Wild Bill looked at her and smiled. “I think we will be living in peace without the constant torture from him, pretty lady of mine and I think we can work on us while we’re on our honeymoon.”
Alison smiled as she looked at him. ‘At long last, I have a man who loves me and only me,’
William knew she was happy. “The plane that the twins have loaned to us will be ready to go tomorrow morning and we will get to Hawaii about 2pm if we leave about 8am, so want to ditch the party and head for the apartment and get a bit of a head start on our honeymoon?”
She looked up at him with a brilliant smile. "You just read my mind cowboy."
“We did everything that we did as in have the first dance, cut the cake, throw the garter belt, I think we can sneak out of here without them knowing that we’re leaving,” William said, with a smile on his face.
“Think we can actually slip out of here without them knowing?” Alison asked.
“Well, we can always use this smoke bomb to distract people while we slip out of here,” Wild Bill said, as he produced a smoke bomb.
“Where did you get that?” Alison whispered.
“Shipwreck,” Wild Bill replied. He placed it under the table and got it going as the smoke billowed out and as everyone got distracted by that. Wild Bill and Lady Jaye slipped away and rushed for her truck which they both noted was covered in Just Married! signs and a trail of empty soda cans.
Jaye laughed. "I think they set us up."
“I believe you may be right but this is typical for weddings as the horse drawn carriage for both of our weddings with our folks got tagged with soda cans and statements of our marriage. But I don’t see them looking in our direction, lets go before they make us stay longer and delay our personal time,” Wild Bill said, as he glanced back to the tent to see no one looking in their directions.
Jaye looked and noticed Hawk and Duke looking in their direction and they both nodded and she smiled and waved before they both darted into the truck and drove away minus the sounds of the cans as they were left behind by a quick cut by Wild Bill’s pocket knife.
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They reached the apartment in good time, with people on the road honking their horns and smiling at them as they passed them. William helped his lovely wife out of the passenger seat and they headed for their apartment with her opening the door up and he lifting her up into his arms and crossing the threshold with her before kicking the door shut with his foot.
As soon as the door closed behind him, she started to kiss him immediately. Her hands started to unbutton his uniform as his hands unzipped her out of her wedding dress and once it fell to the floor, he hoisted her up into his arms and carried her to the bedroom where the rest of their clothes came off and the honeymoon began.
Meanwhile back at the base, some of the Joes started to look around and noticed that Jaye and Bill were gone. Only two Joes smiled and informed the team that the smoke diversion was Jaye and Bill’s way of sneaking off base to start their honeymoon early. Everyone knew that they were going to be one of the hotter couples on the base; they had caught Duke and Scarlett kissing passionately wherever they could and when possible. But everyone knew that Bill and Jaye were devoted to each other now and that they could be serious with each other knowing that they didn’t have to worry about anyone trying to break them up anymore.
Duke raised his champagne glass and spoke, “To Lady Jaye and Wild Bill, may their lives be full of love and adventure!”
Everyone raised their glasses and toasted the happy couple who was not there and then, one of them yelled, “YO JOE!” which got the whole tent cheering their battle cry.
The end.
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