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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5014 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You snap awake and sit up breathing heavily. These wolf dreams were getting weirder. You've never been snorted up into a giant coke straw before. You look down at Adrien sleeping peacefully and think about what Aru said: Beware of the blonde man with the green eyes. That's a pretty accurate description of Adrien, but you knew he would never betray you or hurt you. Even though you've been in several fistfights with him, you've attempted to kill each other before, and he kicked you in the he spine with steel-toe boots the other day. Aru was probably describing a different blonde-haired, green-eyed guy. There were probably tons of other guys that fit that description around Paris, he couldn't have meant your Adrien. That's ridiculous. Then again... you kind of thought it might be true. Adrien loved you, but you remember your fight at the airport. Harming you seemed unlikely, but not entirely out of his wheelhouse. You watch his eyes twitch and listen to him quietly snore as he enters REM sleep. For a moment, you ponder killing him. If what Aru said was true, this would be your best chance to end his life. He was naked, unarmed, and sleeping deeply. Helpless and vulnerable to any attack. Adrien was quite strong and an experienced martial artist. If he transformed into Chat Noir, he could easily kill you first with his cataclysm. Your duffel bag was right under the bed close enough that you could reach it without waking him and prevent him from ever waking up again. However... if Aru was wrong, you'd kill your fiance and your one true love. If he was wrong, you might as well end your own life next. Your life would no longer be worth living anymore. If you pull the trigger, you'll end two lives simultaneously. If you destroy him, the grief will consume you as well. You'd never see him smile again, you'd never hear him laugh again, he'd never again tell you that he loves you. Besides if you were to kill him, you can add murder to your lengthy rap sheet as well. Not only that, but your guns didn't have silencers on them. A gunshot in the middle of the night will alert the entire house. Adrien's father, Gorilla, or Nathalie would probably run in to find the source of the gunshot. Possibly all three of them would. You'd have to shoot your way out of this house and you don't know any of the security codes for the keypads downstairs, and were still pretty injured. Diving out of Adrien's window would probably break your bones, and you'd either die from your injuries, or get arrested. The police would frenzy, not to mention that Ladybug and Viperion would come looking for you. Nino and Adrien's other friends probably would too. Killing Adrien seemed more like a bad idea than a good one. You had way too much to lose by killing him, and barely had anything to gain other than preventing a possible betrayal that a wolf in your dream warned you about. It dawns on you how insane you would probably sound if you attempted to explain this to someone. Aru was probably wrong. You just had a weird dream after splitting a bottle of wine and smoking a joint with Adrien. This is madness. You're tired and probably a little drunk and not quite thinking clearly. You loved Adrien and could never actually bring yourself to do him any harm. You gently rub his cheek making him smile and mumble while he snores. Even if what Aru said was true, you couldn't hurt your angel.
"Penny for your thoughts?" Plagg says with his paws folded as he silently hovers behind you. You completely forgot about him for a second, didn't you? Cats are nocturnal and he probably keeps his eye on Adrien during the night. You weren't quite sure exactly what kwamis were fully capable of, but you remember Plagg claiming responsibility for the destruction of Pompeii, the sinking of Atlantis, and the extinction of the dinosaurs. Either he was a very creative bullshitter, or there was a lot about human history that you were unaware of. Plagg also flew into your lungs once making breathing difficult for you. He could just as easily fly into your heart and tear it to shreds, squeeze it until it bursts, or rip it free from your arteries leaving it to float around your chest cavity disconnected from your internal organs. Fucking with Plagg was a bad idea. He might be squick sometimes, but he was dangerous squick. "Nothing, Plagg. I just had a bad dream is all." you finally explain to the kwami. "I noticed that you've been staring at my master for several minutes with a very strange look on your face that I've never seen you look at him with before. We're not going to have some sort of problem, are we? Do I have to scream and wake him up?" Plagg says pointing his paw to a snoring Adrien behind you. "No, Plagg. Everything's fine. I was just thinking about something." you say as you pet the kwami. "Unhand me, human! Do not pet me, mortal!" he says as he floats out of your reach. "I thought you were a cat? Cat's like to be petted, right?" you ask him. "I'm a cat kwami! Petting me is an insult to both of our species." Plagg huffs as he folds his paws. "Fine, screw me for trying to be nice to you." you say to him. "My master screws you enough as it is. I know you have a thing for cat ears, the last thing I need is you making eyes at me next!" Plagg chuckles as he lays on the coffee table to go back to sleep. He opens one eye to imply that he'll be keeping an eye on you before closing his eyes and wrapping his arm around the Ladybug doll on the table before kicking the Chat Noir doll onto the floor. You take one last curious look at Adrien before returning to bed and laying your head on his chest to listen to his heartbeat before falling back to sleep yourself.
You awaken again several hours later to see Adrien walk out of the bathroom and start getting dressed and ready to leave. He finishes getting ready and turns around noticing you looking at him from under the blankets. "Go back to sleep, my amour. I have classes I have to go to today. I'll be back soon, ok? Remember what I told you: Stay out of sight unless Nino comes by or something. I doubt he will because he goes to the same college I do, and he sits next to me. I'll be back in a few hours. Stay out of trouble. I love you very much." Adrien says as he gives you a loving kiss on your lips and begins to walk to the door. "Adrien? Can I ask you something?" you ask as he stops and turns around raising his eyebrows. "Hmm? What is it, my amour? Was there something you needed?" he asks with a happy smile. "You'd um... you'd never do anything to hurt me, would you?" you ask the young model curiously. "This isn't another corny abuse joke again, is it? I've already told you that those kind of jokes hurt me and make me really upset. I lost my temper the other day, and I'm sorry. Can we please move past this? I woke up in a really good mood today, please don't ruin it by making hurtful jokes first thing in the morning." Adrien responds as his smile turns into a frown. "Please... it's not a joke. I just really need to know. You'd never do anything to hurt me or betray me, would you?" you ask him seriously. "Baby, are you feeling alright? Where is this coming from? You know I love you with all my heart. We've had our ups and downs, but I thought we were past all that? I promise you, I swear on my mother... that I'd never hurt you. Ever." he says as he sits on the edge of the bed and feels your face and looks into your eyes to see if you might be sick. "Thank you, my love. I just really needed to hear that today." you explain as he gives you one last kiss and a very confused look before shaking his head and walking out the door.
You decide to get up in case one of Adrien's servants or his father decided to come into the room. You didn't want to get caught or get Adrien in trouble either. You push your duffel bag farther under the bad, and hide the weed before straightening up his room a little bit. You fold up the chairs you sat in when you had dinner together, you pick up the 9mm slugs that he pulled out of your back and pocket them before wiping up the crusted bloodstain beneath them, you pick up the Chat Noir doll that Plagg kicked onto the floor, and neatly make Adrien's bed for him before getting a shower. You make it a quick and quiet shower for two reasons: 1: You don't want to get caught by anyone, and 2: You didn't want to get your bandages on your back wet. You face forward in the shower and wash yourself the best that you can. You're able to wash most areas just fine, but have to avoid the water coming from the shower head when you wash your ass. You carefully splash some water on you to rinse off before brushing your teeth and putting on the clothes that Adrien let you borrow. The clothes were still pretty clean and you were kinda digging the Jagged Stone shirt anyway. You take a look at Adrien's grand piano in his room when you hear the unmistakable sound of high heels clacking on a tile floor. You recognize the familiar tok tok sound from detentions during your school days. None of the women you hung out with wore heels. Nathalie was coming. You better hide and fast! You decide to hide under the bed. It seemed safer than going out to the balcony and possibly bumping into her on the way back in. Adrien's bad was pushed flush against the wall, so there was only one way in or out. You shimmy under the bed just in time to see her enter the room and snoop around.
"It smells like wine and cum in here. Tsk tsk. Adrien, really needs to get himself a girlfriend or something." Nathalie says as she sniffs around his room. "Heh. Boys and their toys." she chuckles aloud as she picks up Adrien's dolls from the coffee table. "The cat boy has kind of a cute butt though." she smiles as she replaces the dolls to where she found them. "Adrien, if your father catches you eating stuff like this, he's going to be furious. You know you have to stay trim for your photoshoots." Nathalie says as she puts the lid back onto the box of macaroons on the coffee table. "What's this stuff? Paint thinner?" Nathalie asks as she picks up the bottle of 151 proof rum that you and Adrien had been sharing. She takes off the cap and sniffs it gagging slightly from its potent fumes before stealing a quick sip and replacing the cap on the bottle and setting it down. "When did Adrien start making his bed?" she asks herself as she comes dangerously close to finding your hiding spot. You could very easily grab her ankle from beneath the bed. You remain silent and still as you watch Adrien's assistant continue her rounds as her cell phone rings. "Yes, Mr. Agreste? What is it?" she says as she answers it and paces around the room in front of you. "Nathalie, where in blazes are you?" you hear Adrien's father gruffly ask her. "I'm in Adrien's room. I just finished fixing him breakfast and Gorilla took him to school. I'm getting his laundry together and straightening his room up a bit now." Nathalie explains to her impatient employer. "Well hurry up! I need you to schedule a photoshoot for the August issue of Mode magazine!" Gabriel explains. "Yes, Mr. Agreste! Right away! I'll be there in 5 minutes." Nathalie explains as she swears under her breath in French and hangs up the phone. You watch her shut and lock the door to the balcony (Good thing you chose a better hiding spot, huh?), and she closes and locks Adrien's bedroom window. Nathalie enters his bathroom before returning with a laundry bag before taking the plate and the wine glasses from your dinner together last night. "TWO glasses? That's odd. Adrien is single, and I don't remember anyone coming over last night." she shrugs as she takes one last suspicious look around Adrien's bedroom before leaving and shutting the door behind her. You hear her clacking high heels fade into the distance as she walks away.
"Fucking hell, that was close!" you say as you crawl out from under the young model's bed and your phone goes off in your pocket. "Really close, apparently." you say as you stand up and check your phone. It was a text message from Luka. It was a grinning shirtless photograph of him giving you a thumbs up with a short text message that simply read: "Thank you!" beneath the photo. "Heh. I guess he had fun with Ladybug last night. Good for them." you chuckle as you save the topless picture of the slim rocker. He wasn't your boyfriend, but a cute picture was a cute picture. The text message gives you an idea. Luka was Adrien's friend. They weren't as close as him and Nino were, but Luka was still a good enough friend to answer your questions. You dial Luka's phone. It rings several times before In This Freezing Night by Hellchild blasts loudly in your ear. You hear Luka turn the music down before answering the phone. "Hey, cutie! What can I do for you? OW!" you hear Luka ask you before a female in the background punches him. "Don't be an asshole, Luka!" you hear Ladybug scold him in the background. "Ok, ok! Relax! It's just the foreigner. What? No, I don't know what they want. Hello?" he says as you hear him speaking to Ladybug. "Hey, Luka! I had a question that I thought you could answer for me." you say to the rocker. "If this is about the guitar pick, I told you that you could keep it. It was my lucky pick and hopefully it brings you luck as well." Luka says as you hear him kissing Ladybug and shuffling around on the other end of the phone making her moan his name. "No, dude. It's not about the pick. I like the pick and I appreciate you giving it to me, but I called about Adrien." you explain as Ladybug makes a very loud and very lewd noise on the other end of the phone and tells Luka to stop and be quiet. "You liked it when I gave it to you, huh? I have that effect on people, you know? If we were both single, I'd give it to you again." Luka chuckles before you hear Ladybug smack him again making him shout. "Luka, listen to me. Stop thinking with your swollen fuckstick for a second and pay attention to me, stoner! I need to ask you about Adrien!" you explain to him. "Oh, Adrien? Is this about his weird skin care products, or him shaving his pits? He's a little bit metro because of the modelling gig. I bust his balls about it all the time in gym class. Huh? Yeah. He totally shaves them, Ladybug. They're smooth like yours." Luka explains to you and a curiously giggling Ladybug in the background. "No, I already know about all that stuff. I appreciate the effort, honestly. Adrien always smells really nice. That's not what I'm calling about. Will you focus please?" you sigh as you spray a shot of Adrien's cologne into the air and sniff it. "Ok, ok. I'm just having a bit of fun. Was there something you needed? My dad just got a pound of Afghan kush last night, and I can hook you up." you hear him say as Ladybug moans sharply in the background. "Oh, fuck yeah! I'll definitely keep that in mind. That's not what I was calling about though. It's kind of important. You um... you don't think that Adrien would hurt me or betray me, would you?" you ask him seriously. "Betray you? Like how? Like cheating on you or something? I know he has a crush on me and my sister, but Juleka's gay and I'm with Ladybug. Nothing's going to happen with us, even though he is pretty hot. OW! (Stop it, Ladybug! You keep hitting the same arm!) The only other person that pops into my head is Nathaniel. Adrien did mention that he had fantasies about having sex with Nathaniel, but I don't think he'd pursue it. Him and Nathaniel are way too shy around each other to actually do anything together. Plus, he absolutely LOVES you. Adrien's a sweetheart, I highly doubt that he'd cheat on you." Luka says before you hear kissing noises in the background and hear Ladybug gasp and moan on the other end. "He didn't mention anything about hurting me, did he? Or possibly something about a trap?" you ask him seriously. "Hurting you? A trap? I think you've been smoking too much weed and watching British spy movies. Adrien is a black belt in Kung Fu and either Aikido or Taekwondo (I forget which one.), if he wanted to hurt you he could do it quite easily. As for the trap thing, I don't think Adrien is a crossdresser. However, now that I think about it... he would look pretty cute as a girl. OW! Stop!" he says before you hear Ladybug pop him again. "No, Luka. Not that kind of a trap, the literal kind! Not a transvestite. Do you think he's only pretending to love me so he can trick me somehow? Or maybe do something horrible to me, or possibly kill me?" you ask him seriously. "Kill you? Adrien? The sweetly harmless model guy? How fuckin' high are you right now? Let me explain something to you: Just because Adrien can chop a cinder block in half doesn't mean that he's going to hurt you, and he'd damn sure never kill you. He's not throwing away a multi-million Euro career to ice one foulmouthed foreigner! (He'd probably send Gorilla anyway.) Listen, Adrien is a martial artist. One of the things they teach you in martial arts is to not provoke violence. Martial arts are meant to defend yourself and disarm opponents, they don't teach you to go around and karate chop people because you're in a bad mood. Adrien is a pretty strong dude, but hitting you for no reason goes against what he learned in his dojo. Also, Adrien absolutely adores you. He keeps calling you his dark savior and compares himself to Rapunzel trapped in her tower. He writes your name in his notebook with Agreste instead of your last name. He jots down little haikus and poems about you too, and almost never stops talking you up around his friends. He's crazy about you, my friend. He'd never hurt you, and he certainly would never try to kill you. Adrien does have a temper, but I doubt that he'd do anything other than shove you out of his way if he were mad at you. Why are you even asking me this? Did something happen?" Luka says as you hear a sucking sound and Ladybug moan again. "No, no. Nothing happened... yet. I just had a weird feeling is all. I just wanted to ask you if you'd noticed him acting weird or something. I'm probably just overreacting. You're right, Adrien loves me and I trust him with my life." you sigh feeling relieved after Luka puts it into perspective. "Ok, I hope I was able to help you. I'll probably stop by soon as Viperion to drop off some smoke to you. I could climb the trellis like Nino does as Luka, but fuck that. I'm not getting all stabbed to hell by those damn rose bushes! Viperion can just run up the wall onto the balcony. Was there anything else that you needed? Ooh, Ladybug! If you keep doing that, you're going to wake up the cobra!" Luka says as you hear Ladybug giggle and a slapping sound in the background. "As a matter of fact, there is. I'm looking for a set of standard American socket wrenches and a couple of packs of candy cigarettes." you explain to him as you pace around Adrien's bedroom. "American-sized wrenches? Candy cigarettes? What do you need that shit for? Most vehicles and machinery around France take metric. American wrenches don't fit anything here, not correctly anyhow. Most of our cars driving around were either manufactured here, England, Germany, Belgium, Switzerland, or Italy. All metric sized. There aren't too many Ricain cars cruising around Paris because of this." Luka explains as you hear a gagging sound and Luka moaning before hearing a wet sucking sound. "Look, I just need them. The candy cigarettes are for Adrien, he wanted to try them. I'll pay you for them when you bring them here. Don't forget: American standard!" you tell him as you hear him grunt and moan while Ladybug does something fun to his nether regions. "All right, chill! I'll find your Ricain wrenches for you and Adrien's candy! Oh, fuck! Right there! Right there!" he says as you hear Ladybug gagging and slurping over the phone. "Cool. Thanks, Luka. I appreciate it, and I'll catch up with you later. You have a nice day, buddy." you say with a smile feeling better and a lot less worried about Adrien. "All right, I'll talk to you later. And don't worry, I'm having an AMAZING day today!" Luka says with a loud moan before ending the call.
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