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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You sit with Adrien and Plagg watching television. "So what did you want to eat?" Adrien asks you. "You're asking me that while you're wearing a towel?" you growl at him as you push him onto his back and crawl on top of him. "Baby, listen. As much as I like having sex with you, you're really pale and sickly-looking. You lost a lot of blood today. Let me get you some dinner and some clothes, and we'll play later. I promise. I'm worried about you passing out or something. All I've seen you eat since yesterday was the rum we were drinking." he says as he arches his eyebrows with worry and gives you a loving kiss. "You worry too much, you know that?" you tell him. "Sometimes I think I don't worry enough. Maybe I could have prevented you from getting yourself into all this trouble with La PP and Mayor Bourgeois. Come on, I'll go get you some clothes and some food." he smiles as he carefully rolls you onto your back and gets up. "Ok, fine. What are you going to cook?" you ask him as Plagg laughs at Adrien. "Um... cook? I don't really know how to cook. Nathalie has prepared my meals since I was a child." Adrien tells you as Plagg continues laughing. "Him? Cook? You're funny! My master would probably burn a glass of water!" the kwami says as he continues channel surfing on the remote and cackling at Adrien. You can't cook? Cooking is pretty easy, my love." you explain as he heads toward the stairs to the second floor of his room. "There's things I'm good at, and there's things I suck at. I can speak Chinese (其实我很流利), and I'm a decent piano player. But I can't cook, and I can't do any sort of mechanical or handyman stuff." your bilingual lover explains. "He owns a car, but he can't fix it. It's just sitting in his garage collecting dust under a tarp." Plagg explains as he watches bizarre game shows. "I didn't know you owned a car. I thought Gorilla and that Nathalie chick drove you everywhere." you say to him. "I wanted to have a badass car like Batman does, but I don't know how to fix American cars. They use this weird measurement system that I can't figure out. Our metric tools don't fit right." Adrien shrugs as he goes upstairs looking a little bit sad. "Poor guy. I had no idea. He never mentioned it before." you say to Plagg as Adrien walks upstairs to his closet. "He watched a bunch of old American car chase movies and paid through the nose to have a 1969 Chevelle shipped overseas. Like all things American, it didn't work properly. He had big plans for that car too. He wanted Nathaniel to airbrush a cat head on the hood and make some type of Chat Noir mobile or something, but it's currently sitting in his garage leaking oil." Plagg explains as he watches a contestant get an answer wrong on the gameshow and get electrocuted. "I wonder if he'd let me tinker around with it sometime. I can cook and fix things." you shrug as you watch Plagg laugh at the screaming contestant. "Ha! I love this show! The answer was Tokyo, dumbass! Huh? The car? Yeah, he'd probably let you monkey around with it. What could you possibly do? Break it? It's already broken!" Plagg says during the commercial. "You know what, Plagg? That gives me an even better idea. How about WE go down there and work on it? I'm sure your magic might come in handy. If you can do to a machine what you can do to a joint, we could make his day." you propose to the kwami who's watching a Squatty Potty commercial. "That's a good idea in theory, but we'd have to avoid his father and his employees. Besides, why should I help you anyway? I don't owe you any favors, mortal." Plagg says folding his paws. "The only thing I can bribe you with is cheese and you have a whole cabinet of it." you explain. "You already owe me a favor for shooting Lt. Raincomprix for you too. You have no chips to bargain with, human." Plagg smirks as Adrien returns dressed in pajamas with little moths printed on them and tosses you some clothes.
"Thanks, baby. Black is my favorite color anyway." you say as you put on a black Jagged Stone shirt and some gym shorts. "I know. I also didn't want your blood staining anything light-colored. Plagg are you watching that stupid gameshow with the electric chairs again?" Adrien says watching TV. "Don't knock this show, master. A fat guy's head caught on fire before the commercial and it was absolutely hilarious!" Plagg chuckles as contestants scream in the background. "Ugh. Whatever, Plagg. Let me go get us some dinner. I'm tired and I'm sore." Adrien says as he cracks his back and yawns. "Alright, baby. I'm going to catch a cigarette on the balcony." you say as you kiss him and squeeze his firm ass. "Stay here, and stay out of trouble." he smiles as he goes downstairs somewhere. "I'll be right back, Plagg." you say as you grab your cigarettes and lighter from your jacket pocket and go out on the balcony to smoke. "Cutting down? I thought we'd run into each other sooner." you hear a woman say as a cord wraps around your neck and pulls you onto the roof. "Shit, Ladybug! You could have just spoken to me on the balcony!" you gasp as Ladybug holds you off of your feet by her yo-yo cord. "We need to talk. What's going on with you and Adrien? Viperion told me some things that didn't make sense to me. You're going to tell me the truth, or you're going to get a really good look at that stonework down there." Ladybug says as she grips your throat and holds you over the edge of Adrien's roof before retracting her yo-yo. "L-Lovely architecture, isn't it?" you gag as you look down at the courtyard. "Nevermind the architecture, I want answers! What are you doing here? What's your angle? Are you planning to do something to him?" she says sounding more upset than angry. "No, I already told you! We're engaged! The only thing I was planning was smoking a joint and blowing him! He's got these cute little moth pajamas..." you say as she squeezes your throat harder. "Don't make this any harder than it is! I know he's cute, ok? I already know." Ladybug says looking almost heartbroken. "Ladybug... please... put me down. Let's just talk me and you, bug girl." you say as you try to grip the roof with your foot but are too far away. "No. Not yet. I can't leave this unfinished! If this is a trick, the pompiers are going to hose what's left of you off the street! Now tell me! Do... do you love him?" she asks you tearfully. "I-I'm afraid to answer that. I feel like you'll drop me either way. Put me down, and I'll tell you!" you say as you look at the heartbroken heroine.
Ladybug squeezes your throat and looks down before swearing in French and tossing you onto the balcony where you land on a patio chair. She squats down on the rooftop visibly shaken and upset. You wince in pain as you sit back up. "Ladybug... come talk to me. I'm your friend." you say as you pull yourself back to your feet using the railing. "Tell me something... and I want a honest answer. Why? Why Adrien? Of all the people in Paris, why do you all of a sudden want Adrien? You hated him a few days ago, and now you're engaged to him. Neither me or Viperion can figure this out!" Ladybug says tugging her pigtails in frustration. "Can I ask you a question? If you're dating Viperion (or Luka as we both know him as), then why are you so concerned about what Adrien does? Don't you care about your boyfriend? Where is Luka anyway? Does he even know that you're here?" you ask her in response. "You think you're clever, don't you? Well, what about Chat Noir? What did he say when he found out that you were engaged to Adrien?" Ladybug argues. "What about Chat Noir? You of all people can't pretend like you care about him! How many times have you insulted him? Or ditched him? Or hit him in the top of his head with that damn yo-yo of yours? You had multiple chances with Chat Noir and you squandered them all. He adored you, Ladybug! You might as well have ripped out his heart, spit on it, and shoved it back into his chest! Go home to Luka, Ladybug. Don't make the same mistake with him as you made with Chat Noir." you say to her defiantly.
"You still didn't answer my question. What about Adrien? Why did it have to be Adrien of all people? It was hard enough competing with Chloe before you arrived in Paris with guns literally blazing! You have no idea how much I loved him! I've had a crush on Adrien Agreste since we were 14 year old kids. Four years, foreigner. I've been in love with him for four years! You come waltzing into Paris a week ago, and you're fucking engaged to him?! How did that happen?!" Ladybug shouts tearfully clenching her fists in anger and frustration. "Because I'm kind of a sucker for cat ears and leather." you scoff quietly under your breath. "What was that?" she asks you. "Because I was there for him when he needed me. Believe me, Adrien was the absolute LAST person in Paris I would have expected to be with. I thought he was kind of a preppy dork when I first met him. However with Adrien (similarly to Chloe), I got to see the real person. I got to see who they really are at home behind closed doors." you explain to the upset heroine. "Lucky you." she scoffs angrily. "Do you know what I honestly think, Ladybug? I think you're in love with Adrien's mythos, and not the man himself. You're in love with commercials, and billboards, and magazine ads! I think you forget that in spite of his money and his fame, he's a simple man that bleeds, cries, has fears and insecurities, and feelings like the rest of us do! I hated Adrien when I first met him, but the little squirt grew on me like a weed in a hothouse! I know I can't beat you in a fight, especially not today... but I'd gladly die at your feet for my fiance if I had to." you explain as you narrow your eyes at the powerful young superheroine. "So you really do love him, don't you? I'm strong enough to snap your neck like a twig if I wanted to, but hearing you speak about him with such passion... I feel like doing so would only hurt Adrien. Fuck... I really love him and I want to see him happy." Ladybug says as she leans on the railing looking out over the city.
"I felt the same way about Chat Noir, that's why I gave him away to you a few days ago." you chuckle sadly understanding EXACTLY how she feels because you've been in her shoes before. "That was kind of sweet in a fucked up way. The little bow on his dick was a nice touch. Let it not be said that you don't have style." Ladybug chuckles letting a small smile escape the side of her mouth. "I'm no artist, but I thought I did a decent job drawing hearts on his nipples with lipstick too." you chuckle as you finally light your cigarette. "You're a difficult person to stay mad at. Has anyone ever told you that before?" she asks looking over her shoulder at you while you smoke. "Yeah, I've heard it once or twice. Listen to me, Ladybug: You've got a good man in Luka Couffaine. He's gorgeous, has a big dick, he's caring, and talented. He loves you, Ladybug. Don't throw it away for a picture in a magazine. If you pursue Adrien, you'll destroy three lives in the process. You might be happy for a little while, but you'd make me your enemy and you'd absolutely destroy Luka. Adrien loves me whether you see it or not. I see it, and think that if he broke my heart he'd be crushed too. Caged birds don't sing, Ladybug. He wouldn't be happy if you stole him from the arms of his lover. He came to me of his own free will, have didn't chase Adrien." you explain as you take a drag of your cigarette. "I admit, Luka is pretty sexy and we have fun together." she says as she takes your cigarette from you and takes a drag of it while stifling a cough. "I thought you didn't smoke, Ladybug." you say as you watch her smoke your cigarette. "I don't. I just wanted a couple of drags to calm my nerves. These things will kill ya, you know? You're right about Luka. I was so concerned with Adrien, that I never stopped to think about what it would do to my snake boy." she coughs as she hands you back your cigarette. "As much as it may hurt you (which was not my intention), Adrien loves me. I can see it in his eyes when they sparkle at me under the moonlight. I see Luka look at you exactly the same way. When you talk about Adrien, you don't speak with love... you speak with obsession. I can relate to this, I went through the exact same thing with Chat Noir. I was in love with his persona, I liked the way he looked in a tight black suit. I didn't take the time to ponder the question of who he really was. Who was the man behind the mask. Chat Noir and I both came to this realization, and we mutually decided to go our separate ways. I love Chat Noir, I always will but I had to set him free." you explain to her with a masterful poker face.
"I still don't understand what Adrien sees in you. He's sweet and polite and slightly timid. You're loud, rude, violent, and crazy. You're the polar opposites of each other!" she says sounding slightly frustrated. "Look at where he lives, Ladybug. Do you see that concrete wall down there? Sure it keeps Intruders out, but it also keeps curious teenagers IN. I provide Adrien with an outlet for his more wild side. I don't boss him around like his father does, I want him to experience life and try new things while he's still young enough to appreciate and enjoy them. I'm the dealer in the bathroom, I'm the whore on the corner, I'm the getaway driver outside of the bank, I'm the can of spray paint begging to tag a wall. I allow Adrien to be Adrien despite what other people have to say about it. I take him to the edge. We teeter on the edge of destruction, but I refuse to let him fall into oblivion. As much trouble as I get him in, I always make sure he comes home safely. He's inside right now safe and warm in this fortress of a house that he lives in. I protect him Ladybug, and I will continue to do so. I'm not afraid of you, or the cops, or the army, or whatever else is out there! I have Adrien's heart, and I have Adrien's ring, and I refuse to give up either one of them without a fight! you say sternly as you show her your skull ring and tap it with your thumb. "You're brave, I'll give you that. Sometimes I wonder whether you're reckless, or just plain foolhardy. I could easily hurt you if I really wanted to... badly. You've given me a lot to think about. I could throw your ass into the street from here, but I think you're right. I think I'd hurt Adrien if I did that. It absolutely KILLS me to admit this, but... I think he loves you. Fucker." she huffs as she leans on the balcony. "Ladybug, listen to me. Luka thinks the world of you. His blue eyes sparkle with passion when he speaks about you. He'd walk through fire with two broken legs for you. Don't destroy our friendship and break Luca's heart chasing a boy on a billboard. There's this one song by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young..." you begin to say before Ladybug interrupts you. "I swear to god, if you lay that hippie shit on me right now!" she says gritting her teeth and shaking her fist at you. "Ok, ok! Relax! I was only trying to help, and it's a good song! Listen, if I were in your shoes... I'd go get myself a bag of grass and a bottle of liquor, go see Luka and rip his clothes off (your super strength will come in handy for this), and ride that massive meat stick of his until sunrise. What are you even doing here if you have a blue-haired fox like him at home? He loves you, can't you see that? Show him that you love him too by swallowing his cock like a goldfish at a frat party! I don't want to be your enemy, Ladybug. I thought we were past this. I'm your friend, I helped Luka save your life once. I don't want to fight you. I'm tired, and I'm sore, and I got shot by the cops, but if I have to protect Adrien then I'll make my last stand right here on this balcony. If this is my Alamo... so be it." you say with determination as you flick your cigarette over the balcony.
"I'm not going to fight you. You're in no condition to take me on, and you're unarmed. It would be a cheap victory devoid of a challenge. Besides, it appears I've already lost before I even threw a single punch. Adrien is in love with you, he's given you his ring. I know he's serious about you. They don't sell skull rings in the jewelry store, that's a custom job. He had that made special for you with love. I can't compete with that. Maybe you're right, maybe it was the allure of Adrien's beauty and fame I fell in love with. I never really spent enough time with him to get to know the man himself. Fuck, I really need a stiff drink and a stiff cock right about now. Maybe I should go see Luka like you said. He hits all my spots with that huge one he has." Ladybug sighs as she leans on the railing feeling defeated. "Ladybug, happiness isn't a competition. Luka loves you. You've won. Go home and ride your trophy. Mine is inside waiting for me and my dinner is probably cold by now. Can we get past this and be friends? No more of this threaten each other with violence and death stuff. Neither one of us fears each other, and we both have gorgeous men at home that love us. There's nothing left for us to fight about anymore." you say as you put your hand on her shoulder to comfort the powerful girl. "You're not as stupid as I thought you were, foreigner. I think I'll go pay my Luka a surprise visit. His clothing is pretty torn and flimsy now that I think about it. I'll leave you with this final warning: If you hurt Adrien... if you so much as make him cry by stepping on his foot, I'll find you. I'll mail you back home in pieces if you break his heart. I'm incredibly strong and no one knows who I am behind this mask. Superheroes don't usually kill people, but if you hurt Adrien... I will make an exception. If you're going to be with Adrien, then STAY with Adrien. You're not worth his tears in my opinion, but I have to get used to you being with him. You want to be my friend? Then treat Adrien like gold. Treasure him. Love him. Suck his cock. Hold him when he has nightmares, and never let him go. Because if you do, I'll drag you into a hell that makes the Gendarmerie Nationale-Garde Républicaine seem like tin soldiers by comparison! Do understand me, foreigner? Are my words penetrating that thick skull of yours?" Ladybug fumes as she roughly pokes your forehead with her fingertip. "OW! Yes, I understand! You're giving me a headache poking me like that! Listen to me. I have no intention of hurting Adrien. I love him and I protect him. I've already had a similar conversation with Nino previously. There's no lies or trickery involved. I saw... I saw the truth in Adrien, let's put it that way. He... showed me who he truly was. His truth made me love him even more. Trust me, Ladybug... you have nothing to fear. I love him beyond the words I can describe him to you with. I won't let him down. Ever." you explain to her to the best of your ability.
"You better not, or I'll punch ya." Ladybug smirks as she gives you a little love tap on your jaw. "I know you will. You threw my ass off of a building to protect Adrien, remember?" you chuckle realizing that she wants the same thing you want: Adrien's happiness regardless of cost. "Heh. Yeah, I did. That vendor was furious. Be glad you don't speak French, he called you some pretty foul insults." she laughs. "So can we move past this now? We both want Adrien to be happy, and he is. You have a very cute young rocker waiting to get high with you and fuck you senseless back home and you're standing here trading insults with my goofy ass." you chuckle as you lean on the railing. "Alright, you've made your point. Your love for Adrien seems to be true. Treat him right, foreigner. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go pick up a bottle of wine and go strip Luka with my teeth. See you around, my friend." she smiles at you as she zips away on her yo-yo. You smile as you watch her disappear from view. You were able to explain your relationship with Adrien to her without revealing that he was also Chat Noir. You take one last look back as you walk back into his room and bump into something on your way in. "Baby? I'm sorry, I didn't see you standing ther-" you begin to say as Adrien kisses you passionately on the stairs and holds you tightly. "Heh. I'm glad to see you too. Have you been at the rum again or something?" you smile as he beams at you happily.
"No, I haven't been at the rum. I overheard your conversation with Ladybug. I heard every word of it, and it made me love you even more." Adrien says as he pulls you into another gentle kiss.
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