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What Happened Last Night?	By : TheHorneyScorpio Category: +S through Z > South Park > AU/AR - Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality Views: 3346 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Yesterday Evening 9:15 PM
After a couple covert pickups from Kenny’s supplier, Stan was able to sneak through town and pick up enough alcohol for a graduating frat house party and cleaned his home of any precious and fragile household objects in plain sight. After all the alcohol was stocked in the kitchen, the food was ordered and on its way (chipped in by all of his friends and teammates who would definetly be attending) and the stereo was hooked up to the best speakers he could move from the garage, the party was officially ready to begin. With over half of the team RSVPing to the party of the season, it didn’t take long for the boys and eventually all the girls to arrive and begin the celebration.

While many friends and teammates arrived like Kenny, Butters, Craig, Tweek, Red, Bebe, Token, Cartman, and many more, he couldn’t help but notice the only person who was absent was Kyle. Kyle was usually on time for everything he was invited too, but half an hour had passed since everyone started partying and drinking, and there was still no sign of him. Stan was watching the door closely while also mingling with anyone who wanted to help congratulate the team on their win.
Another 20 minutes had passed before Stan heard a knock on the door and let his best friend in.
“Kyle! I didn’t think you were going to show up!” Stan embraces Kyle in a bear hug as he drags the Jewish boy into the house playfully so he couldn’t escape.
“Heh, yeah sorry, it took a while for me to build up the courage to come here” Kyle blushed after he pulled himself off Stan, though he did enjoy the closeness he felt for a brief moment.
“Eh, theres nothing to worry about, you’re gonna have a good time AND were getting you a boyfriend TONIGHT, I promise you!”
“Stan it’s okay really, you don’t have to do that” Stan blushed from embarrassment now as he tried to pull his coat over his face to keep Stan from noticing. Stan only wrapped his arm around Kyles shoulder and replied:
“No Kyle, I want you to know that I want to support your lifestyle, and I want you to be as happy as I am with Wendy, you deserve someone that treats you well bro”
Kyle felt the happiness from his face drain a bit when he heard her name. While it was great that Stan was willing to accept him as being gay and go through the effort to help him get a date, knowing his secret crush was dating someone else that he was happy to be with tore at him every time he thought about it. Kyle had no real problem with Wendy dating Stan, and he could even admit that Stan had a real issue with staying in a committed relationship with her, but maybe that’s because she was the wrong fit for Stan, maybe Stan needed to date someone new. Maybe Stan needed to be with someone who knows him better than she ever could.
“Hey Wendy!”
Kyle broke from his train of thought as he watched Stan open the door from behind them and Wendy made her way into the house with a big hug from Stan. The couple exchanged a kiss on the lips before Stan closed the door behind her.
“Sorry I was late, they were short staffed today at the store today so I had to stay a little longer, Hey Kyle! How ya been?
“Hey Wendy, I’m doing good. Trying to get myself ready to party!”
Kyle did his best to keep the jealousy out of his voice as he talked to her. Honestly, Wendy wasn’t even a bad person or even a bad girlfriend, but he still resented her for being with Stan and getting to him first, though even If Stan was single for years Kyle would never work up the nerve to confess.
“Hey Babe, listen, I uh, need to help Kyle with something tonight, but after I help him I promise ill spend the rest of the night with you”
Wendy showed a slight bit of annoyance in her face as she folded her arms on her chest
“Really Stan? I just got here and already you’re going to run off with Kyle?”
“Please Babe, I really need to help him, but it wont take long I swear!”
Wendy moved her eyesight to Wendy to get some sort of confirmation from him, Kyle jolted back a bit by her glare but could only nod slightly in response, her glare was easily making him nervous, for both him and Stan.
“Hmm….Alright, but I demand to be pampered after the party, I got a friend to cover for me to my parents so im going to spend the night with you”
She gave a wink to Stan who stiffed up at the possibilities of what they could do together, Kyle had to give her props, she knew what would motivate Stan and what he likes to hear.
“Got it Babe, you’re the best!”
Stan exclaimed as he dragged Kyle away from Wendy, all while he blew her a kiss as he walked off, a slight giggle from her was all he needed to make him want to return to her ASAP.

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The party has been going on for over two hours and while Stan and Kyle split up to cover more ground, they both had made practically no progress to speak of. Stan got the chance to meet up with everyone from the team and even some classmates, but not many people had any good candidates for a future boyfriend for Kyle. Of course Stan kept Kyles name out of the conversations when he asked, but only a few rumors about some guys who weren’t out of the closet yet were made prevalent but not enough to really go on. Stan was beginning to lose hope that any guy was available for Kyle.
Stan had just missed Kenny as he left for a short while to get some very specific drink that a girl was asking for, so he couldn’t get the inside scoop on the gay community in South Park, while Kenny wasn’t gay, he was bi so he would know the most on who would be a good fit for Kyle. Butters wasn’t even worth asking since he probably didn’t even know what being gay meant and it would be awkward asking any of the girls at the party if they knew any gay dudes. Overall Stan couldn’t find much as hard as he tried for Kyles sake.
Meanwhile, Kyle truly tried his best to search for someone he could like, even if it was a straight guy, just anyone who could distract him from his best friend crush, but no one really did anything for him. Token looked kinda cute whenever he passed him in the halls but he didn’t think their personalities would match. Rumor had it that Clyde was a freak in bed but everyone knew him as a skirt chaser and nothing less. And everyone knew Kenny was bi but it would be too weird to crush on ANOTHER friend and possibly date him as well, besides, he was too much of a horndog for Kyle and he wasn’t about the sex life, even if Kenny was highly regarded as “the best lay” around town. Thinking hard about his options, Kyle didn’t like any guy even if they were possibly gay, to him, no one else was even holding a candle to Stan, and as the night grew on, it got more and more obvious, and Kyle got more and more distraught from it.
The only thing Kyle could use to help numb the pain of the truth was the alcohol. First it was just a few sips to keep him alert. Then it became a few cups since he was starting to really like the taste, but eventually it turned into several cups to help stop him from crying.
Why is this so hard?
Kyle thought as he downed another sip from the bottle of vodka. Klye was losing his ability to hold the drink with a steady hand and resorted to just taking gulps straight from the bottle. Kyle didn’t notice, but he was too drunk to even drink properly, and some of the alcohol he tried to consume was spilling from his mouth and was getting his dress shirt ruined.
Why cant I stop thinking about him? I know it wouldn’t work out for either of us, so why am I so obsessed with him?
Kyle took another sip and clung onto the bottle while he sat in the corner of the kitchen. Everyone else at the party had already had their fill of drinks and was still partying in the living room to notice a drunk kid in the kitchen.
I bet if he gave me a chance he would like me
He stumbled to get up on his feet, he wanted to see Stan now, he didn’t feel anything right now, no fear, no intimidation, he didn’t even know what he was going to say to him. But he couldn’t even work up the mental thought to second guess himself anymore. After a minute of trying to steady himself on his own two feet, he made his way to the entrance to the living room to find Stan.
It was at this time that Stan had made his rounds around the party to talk to anyone he could who would know anything about finding Kyle a date. But with nothing to help Kyle he made his way to the kitchen in disappointment as he was ready share what little information he got for Kyle and hope he had better luck than he did. As he approached the entry to the kitchen, as he couldn’t see him anywhere else in the house, he noticed Kyle, disheveled and barely standing with liquor soaking the boys shirt as he held onto the wall for dear life.
“Kyle what happened!?”
Stan tried to prop Kyle on his shoulder as he brought the drunk boy to the kitchen sink. Kyle made no attempts to fight back, he was happy to feel close to Stan like this, even if most of him couldn’t even be aware enough to appreciate the moment.
Stan propped Kyle onto the sink counter as he tried to inspect Kyle.
“Can you hear me? Christ dude how much did you drink? You smell like Vodka”
Stan tried to hold Klye down as the Jew made an attempt to undermine his drunken state. Stan grabbed Kyles bottle from his hand and placed it on the counter, he then reached for a plastic cup and filled it with a little water from the sink and gave it to Kyle.
“Im-fane Stahn, I gust bumped ma head I can steel move”
Kyle instantly dropped the cup Stan handed him and it fell onto the floor, spilling onto Stans pants soaking his left pant leg. Stan didn’t care though as he held onto Kyle.
“Kyle why were you drinking? Did Kenny dare you to do this or something?”
“Noh Stan, …..Im juhst….felling sad…”
Kyle couldn’t lie while drunk, something neither of the two boys knew about Kyle until today, but Stan wanted to know more.
“Why Kyle? Is it because you couldn’t find anyone to date you? I know it looks bad but we can try another school, or a dating site or something, it’s not the end of the world okay?”
Kyle shook his head as he heard Stan, he didn’t want anyone else, he only wanted Stan.
“Nooooooh, I don’t wanta to daye anyone elshe”
Kyles words slurred but he was speaking the truth, he gripped onto Stans shoulders as he tried to lean in closer, Stan thought he was falling forward so he tried his best to stabilize the both of them, Unknowing Kyle wanted their faces to get closer.
“Anyone else? What are you saying?”
“ I onlee came becuz I wanted yo to daye me”
Stan flinched, he thought he heard that Kyle wanted to…..wait what?
“Wh-what did you say? You’re too drunk Kyle, I can’t understand you”
Stan really wanted to give Kyle the benefit of the doubt, he couldn’t have heard him say that did he? He must be too drunk to think straight, that has to be it.
Klye tried to clear his head a little as he tried to express himself truthfully as he tried to stabilize himself, no stopping now, tonight is when he finally knows how I feel.
“Stan…..I love youh…..I wahnt ta be with you….”
Kyles head was still foggy, but he still meant what he said, and now it was time for him to prove it.
With one last suprising burst of strength, Kyle overpowered Stan by leaning his face closer and smashed his lips into Stans.
Stan couldn’t believe what just. For a second, Stans mind went blank, his whole world was flipped upside down. He had nothing to say, positive or negative. Stan truly was speechless. When the weight of what Kyle did finally hit him, Stan moved himself off of Kyle as Kyle fell back onto the sink to catch himself as he stood up lazily.
“…….Im sorry Kyle”
He instinctively wiped his face from the kiss, he took a sharp breath in over what Kyle had just did
“…..Im not gay Kyle”

Stan didn’t know what else to do, running on pure instinct Stan turned around as fast as he could and walked out of the kitchen, leaving Kyle alone with his thoughts and half empty bottles of alcohol.
Watching his best friend, or maybe ex-best friend walk away from him after a drunken kiss and confession, Kyle slumped onto the kitchen sink counter and slouched onto the floor as he curled himself into a ball. The small cry he made was overpowered by the music in the hallway, leaving everyone to not notice the drunk boy having an emotional breakdown all alone.
What have I done?

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Another chapter out! Thanks for the supoport and encouragment, hope it was worth the wait, i took the time to proofread it a few times to iron it out so i hope the effort shows! Hope you all enjoy this fanfic, and be sure to check out my One Piece fanfic i made before this one! it has more chapters anyway! Until next time!
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