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Weird Wednesday	By : thatguywiththeface Category: +G through L > Gravity Falls Views: 29601 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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It was two years ago, when the Mystery Shack needed a new cashier. It had been long since Stanford could operate the register by himself. The shack was too busy for that. The last cashier had reached his limit and finally quiet. He had no choice but to find a new one. Stan always hired teenagers looking for their first jobs. First timers were less likely to ask for higher wages or longer breaks. Stan listened to interview after interview of the normal dunces, both the slackers who were differently high, or the over achievers who actually showed up in flipping suits to cahier’s jobs.
The next candidate was young, only thirteen. But you could tell by looking at her. She could easily pass as sixteen, even seventeen. He outfit didn’t help matters. She wore a tight tube top and even tighter jeans shorts. She flashed him a coy smile, showing teeth that has recently been freed from braces.
“So, why do you want to work at the mystery shack?” Stan asked the ginger.
“Daddy thinks I’ve fallen into a bad crowd. He thinks a job would help keep me out of trouble,” Wendy Corduroy answered.
Stan raised an eyebrow. Not the most reassuring answer. “Then why should I hire you Miss, Corduroy?”
The young girl slid off her jeans shorts, revealing that she had come to this job interview underwearless. “Because I will let you fuck any hole you want.”
Stan’s mouth was agape. Her pussy already had red fuzz shrouding it. Stan wasn’t proud what he did next, but it had been over a decade since he had sex. And that was with a prostitute. Too long. Stan found him atop of his desk with Wendy, fumbling his penis out of his pants. He sloppily entered the teen, repeatedly slamming into her.
The red head cried out. “Oh fuck, Mr. Pines. Your dick feels so good.” Stan’s thrust became faster. His body tensed up as he cum. He got off the young red head. He looked down at all the papers and pens they knocked on to the floor. “So, did I get the job?”
Stan was in trouble, even if he could hide it from the law, if the girl’s eight-foot-tall dad with an anger problem found out… It would be best to tell the kid to get lost and pretend that it never happened. But Stan hired the girl against his better judgment, telling himself that it was a one-time thing and he would never sleep with her again. Within a week, Stan found himself in a bathroom stall with Wendy; ramming her against the wall. Over the course of the ginger’s employment, the two were having sex all over the place. Behind the counter, closets, and Stan’s own bedroom. He quickly realized that he wasn’t the only man the teen was fucking. Her teachers, those boys she hung out with.
After seven months of employment, Wendy invited her friend Tambry into bed with her and Stan. He had two beautiful girls licking and kissing his dick. Tambry laid down on her back. Wendy was at her side, groping her friend’s breast as she kissed her. Stan raised Tambry’s legs and pushed his manhood into her pussy.
Stan snapped back to the present. He was deep in his bunker, the one place in town that no one new about. He was digging through his brother’s journal so something that would explain the twins’ strange behavior for the past couple of days. He found what he was looking for. “Experiment 78; the Electron Carpet. Using the space ship’s generators, F and I were able to make a carpet capable of swapping minds. However, the carpet requires a full day of charging at the ship’s generators after each use.” Thirty years and his brother stupid experiments were still haunting him. He looked over to the portal. The image of Stanford, the real Stanford, being dragged up into that horrible blue light. Stan shook the memory.
He turned the page to a later date, looking up the side effects. “I switched minds with F’s wife by accident. While waiting for the carpet to recharge, I was overcome with incredible carnal desire, and… bedded F. Meanwhile, F’s wife met a girl in town and the two ended up in a hotel together. The worst part was that she was better at getting girls as me than me! When you switch minds with someone of the opposite gender, it plays around with the hormones in the brain and this amorous behavior seems to be a side effect.” Stan had a soft chuckle at his brothers express.
Ok, so this is why Mabel and Dipper been acting weird for the past few days. He cursed himself for leaving them alone in a newly discovered room. Stanford’s stuff always back fires. Ok, so he knew what to do now at least. Hopefully, Mabel and Dipper, will be able to keep out trouble while he charges the carpet.
Wendy awoke to her butt being repeatedly kissed. “Dude, what are you doing?”
“I’m kissing every freckle on your body,” Dipper said between kisses.
Wendy giggled, both at the kisses and Dipper’s response. “Come on Dipper, we got get dressed, find your sister and find a way to switch you guys back. I’ll make us some breakfast.” After Dipper dressed, he approached his crush in the kitchen as she poured them both some cereal.
“Hey, Wendy could I.. ask you a few questions?”
Wendy heard the hesitation in Dipper’s voice. It was still odd seeing such a Dipper expression on Mabel’s face. “Sure, what’s on your mind?”
“So, you and your friends have sex a lot, but have you done over stuff? Like drinking or drugs?” Dipper panicked seeing Wendy’s eyebrow’s arched. “I’m not judging you or anything, or accusing you of anything!”
Wendy cut off his panicking. “Dude it’s cool. Despite my reputation, I’ve never done any drugs expect for weed, which I only smoke occasionally. And as for drinking, I prefer beer, but I will have some harder stuff for special occasions.”
“Oh, I was wondering if I could try a beer?”
Wendy raised an eyebrow, but said, “Sure.” Wendy pulled a beer bottle out of the fridge, twisted the cap off, and slid it down to her friend. Dipper eagerly grabbed the bottle and took a sip. Dipper gaged on the drink. Wendy had a laugh, “So, how’s that beer?”
Spitting it up Dipper said, “Ew, it tastes like someone poured gasoline onto stale oatmeal.”
“Yeah, it’s not for everyone.”
“Maybe I’ll like it when I’m back in my own body.” Wendy gave Dipper an inquisitive stare. “When me and Mabel switched bodies, we switched taste buds too,” Dipper said pointing to his tongue.
“Huh, there’s a lot more to body swapping than I thought,” Wendy responded. “Is that all?”
“No, in addition to Grunckle Stan, did you and Soos ever...?”
“Never one on one, but he does sometimes join in with me and Stan. Any other questions?”
“No, that’s… that’s everything.”
“All right, so let’s get back to the Shack and try to get you and Mabel to normal!” The two headed out to the shack.
Mabel felt awful. Her sweet, dorky brother had finally won over the women of his dreams… but it was in she was in his body! Mabel cursed her innate charm. She wished she could distract herself, by hanging with someone, but Dipper didn’t have friends to hang with! The only exception was Soos and Wendy, Soos was busy, and Mabel was avoiding Wendy after yesterday. Mabel wondered off to the arcade hoping for something to do.
Pacifica was fuming, fuming! Not only did Mabel Pines blow off her insults, but she had the nerve, the nerve! To push her! No way was Pacifica was going to stand for this. She was gonna get back at the geek, somehow.
Pacifica was walking down town when she stopped, Mabel’s even dorkier brother, Dopper or something stupid like that, was at the arcade. All alone. This was a perfect opportunity for some fun.
She walked up to the boy. “So, hey there… Dopper,” Pacifica said fluttering her eye lids. This will make the poor fool puddy is her hands.
“Oh, hi Pacifica, that’s a super cute top you got there,” he said briefly turning away from the game before turning back. “And it’s Dipper.”
Pacifica wasn’t excepting that response. She didn’t quite know how to handle this. Regaining her composer, she pulled her top at tight as she could, pulling out as much cleavage was the teen could muster. “You like my top huh? What about it do you like?”
Dipper turned around again. “Well, it’s the…” the words died in his thought when he saw what Pacifica was doing. Got him thought the blonde.
Well, Mabel thought, at least I’m not bored anymore. A part of Mabel was jealous of Pacifica’s budding figure, but she soon found herself drawn the rich snob’s body. It was the same way she was drawn to Wendy earlier. Okay Mabel, the girl thought, just find an excuse to leave. Just ignore her sexy bod. Difficult when she already had a boner.
Mabel put on her biggest smile she could manage. She hoped that her face wasn’t as red as it felt. “You’re gonna stretch the shirt you know.” Mabel was pleased to see Pacifica’s face flush red.
“Well, I was just…”
Mabel got closer to Pacifica, their faces close enough to kiss. “You know,” she said. “If you like me, you could of just say so.”
Damn, she is losing control Pacifica thought. Time to regain control. “Well, you’re just so dreamy…” Mabel leaned in and kissed her. She could feel her breasts on her chest. Meanwhile Pacifica could feel Mabel’s boner pressing against her leg. Okay, now I’m really losing control. “Come with me.” The blonde girl looked around. Pacifica led them to the farther corner. She sank to her knees and freed Mabel’s penis from her shorts. “You’re lucky. It’s not every guy I blow. It’s a very exclusive club.”
But there is a club, Mabel thought. He almost said that out loud, but the words were caught in her throat as she felt her member enter Pacifica’s mouth. Mabel bit down on her knuckle to avoid shouting out. The arcade may be empty now, but someone could walk in any moment. The only other sounds besides Mabel’s muffled moans where the slurping sounds Pacifica’s bj made.
Pacifica could feel her come close to orgasm. Soon Mabel cam deep in her mouth. Wordlessly Pacifica shallowed all the seed that was shooting into her mouth. She let the still hard penis fall out of her mouth. “Hmmm, that was pretty good. You lasted longer than I thought you would.”
“Jeez, that was the second-best blow job I’ve ever had,” Mabel moaned.
Pacifica’s grip on her junk tightened. “What do you mean second-best?” She asked with more than a hint of venom in her voice. “Who the hell gave you your best?”
Mabel answered honestly. “Gr-Greg.”
Pacifica’s eye twitched. Not only was she shown up, but she was shown up by a fucking boy? This would not stand. “Fine, but I bet I can do something that Greg would never do for you.” She nearly spat when she said Greg’s name.
“Okay, but first we might need someplace a little more private,” Mabel said. Pacifica wordlessly nodded. Pacifica took Mabel’s hand and lead her to the bathroom.
In the bathroom stall, Pacifica found herself bent off, leaning against the wall for support, her ass facing her target. Her skirt was hiked up, while her tights and panties hang around her ankles. She let out soft mewing sounds as Mabel lube up her butthole. Slowly Mabel put her lubed up finger further up the rich girl’s butthole.
After Pacifica was signify lubed up. Mabel aliened her meat stick and stuck it in. Pacifica let out a loud gasp. “Did Greg let you do this?” Pacifica asked in between thrusts. The answer was yes, but Mabel didn’t think that would be a good idea to mention that while she was balls deep in Pacifica’s butt.
She reached around with one of her free hands, and put some fingers into Pacifica’s wet vagina. The two tweens shifted and moans in the stall. Mabel unleased herself into the rich butthole. The dual feeling of cum pouring into and the magic fingers messaging her privates brought Pacifica to a loud climax.
As the two stood in the stall; panting and covered in sweat, a loud knock came on the door. Mabel heard Wendy’ voice ask, “Dipper, are you in there?” The way Wendy said ‘Dipper’ signaled that she knew she wasn’t Dipper. Wendy gave the door a hard kick and the lock broke. Mabel and Pacifica gingerly dressed. When Wendy took them outside, Mabel saw Dipper.
Pacifica gathered what little dignity she could and stormed up to Dipper. “Guess what braceface? I just seduced and humiliated your brother! That’s what you get for messing with a Northwest!” Dipper pinched the bridge of his nose. Red faced, Pacifica slinked away.
Mabel awkwardly walked over to her brother. “So, what have you been up too? Does ah, Wendy, you know… Know?”
“Yeah she was able to figure things out. Let’s go someplace more private.”
Later the three sat in the shack’s attic. Wendy took a deep breath. “Alright, let’s be completely honest with each other. Now, I know that I’ve slept with both of you. Mabel did you have sex with everyone else while you’ve been Dipper?”
“While, you know about Pacifica and Wendy, and I had sex with that boy Greg.”
“Okay, now Dipper, is there something that you want to tell Mabel?”
“Well, I took up Wendy’s offer of a three-way, Candy and Grenda kind of taught me how to masturbate, I was double teamed by Nate and Lee while Tambry watched, and I just had sex with Wendy again last night.”
Mabel did not look happy. She was about to say something when Wendy interrupted. “Guys, this is on me. I pressured you two into stuff you weren’t ready for at the worst possible time. I’m gonna check out this stupid carpet thing. Please, just be chill with each other until I get back.” And she was out the door.
Mabel turned to her brother. “What the heck Dipper! I’ve been building a very sweet and adorable reputation and then you had to sleep with half are social circle here! How am I supposed to deal with this when we switched back?”
“Oh, and you did such a good job at being me did you now. Pacifica Northwest!”
“Guys.” Wendy bust in through the door. “The carpet’s gone!”
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