Brutal Valentines | By : Jaberwolky Category: +M through R > Metalocalypse > Slash - Male/Male Views: 2083 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Chapter eight- Maybe theres hope
Told by Toki
2:00
I'm stuffed. I've eaten so much candy I just wanna lie down and digest. I get up and head to my room, spreading out on my bed next to my faithful companion, Deddy bear and slip into a sugar coma.
3:50 pm
I wake up from my sugar nap and decide to deliver more valentines. I head to Nathan’s room first; the door is open slightly so I just walk in. I catch Nathan just as he's drying off from the shower “Happy valentindags” I tell him handing him his Valentine.
Nathan's seems to like my valentines but he tries to argue that it's not Valentines Day. Once he looks at his laptop and sees the date, he practically runs out of the room.
“Whats wrong Natans?” I ask following him.
“UHHH…Nothing. I uh just didn't realize it was…uh…Valentines Day...ummm…I kinda blew off…uh…someone off I was meeting up with today.” He mutters
”Oh was yous suppose to haves a dates today?” I ask.
“Uh yeah, so I'll like see you later” He says but I'm curious to find out about what new girl Nathan is dating so I continue to follow. “So you can like go Toki.” he says a few moments later.
I ignore his attempts to get me to go away. It's weird the direction Nathan is heading only leads to Murderface's room, not a logical place to head for a date “Whys aren't you headingks to the garage??”
I ask.
“What?' he asks startled
“Whys aren't yous headings tos the garage? ifs yous are meetings somes goils you should be gettingks out ones of the really cools cars to picks her ups in, deres nothingks this way but Moidafaces room” I giggle “It's not like yous is goingks on dates wits Moidaface.”
Nathan doesn't say anything just keeps walking with odd expression on his face. It's weird
“Uhhhs Naten’s yous acting weird” I tell him. “Are you heading to Moidaface's room?”
He still doesn't answer, but he must be going to Murderface's room. Where else would he be going? Suddenly a logical answer hits me “Oh are you and Moidaface gonna picks up goils or sometingks?”
“Umm…yeah…ummm something like that.” Nathan answers
A night of flirting with chicks sounds like fun! Perfect for taking my mind off a certain guitarist. I'm not sure why Nathan’s acting strange about it, but whatever, I'm inviting myself on this outing.
“Oh I wanna come to flirt with the goils too!” I exclaim running ahead of Nathan towards Murderface's room before Nathan can object.
I burst in to Murderface's expecting to see the familiar filthy dungeon; however, a completely different sight greets me. Candles, and rose petals are laid out everywhere and the ceiling is covered in brutal stars that make up neat pictures like skulls (must be one of those special painted star panels you can order). It's the most romantic brutal room I've ever seen.
“Oh wowie.” I whisper in awe
When Nathan finally comes into the room, he smiles; his face lighting up like a child waiting for Othar the tooth collector. It's then I realize that Nathan and Murderface are not going out to score with girls, Nathan and Murderface have a date together.
Nathan and Murderface.... a couple...who would have guessed it?
Still Nathan is the only person Murderface ever really listens to and he did throw himself in front of the loin gun thing at that one concert to protect Nathan.
And, Nathan is always patient with Murderface, even when he's being nuts. He’s the one who makes sure Murderface always gets a chance to play slap cock base at our concerts and he always gets the most upset when Murderface gets seriously hurt like when he fell off the dethcycle.
Maybe them getting together does make sense. They would be a way brutal couple and Murderface is way cooler then some of the chicks Nathan has dated. (If smellier)
I watch Nathan as he rushes off, presumably after Murderface who's not currently in the room.
If those two can get together, maybe I shouldn't give up on Skwisgaar and I just yet. Working up my courage I head to Skwisgaar's room and knock lightly “Skwisagar are yous dere?” I call out to him. There’s no answer. I almost go in but he might be entertaining a lady and I…I don't want to see that. Taking a deep breath I slide the valentine's I made for him under his door and hope for the best.
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