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Dude Looks Like a Lady	By : Kigen Category: Avatar - The Last Airbender > Slash - Male/Male > Sokka/Zuko Views: 10287 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Dude Looks Like a Lady

Chapter 8

By: Kigen and Usagi Youkai

Me and Usagi Youkai started a Zukka roleplay; a long one that revolved around Zukka, Sokka and him looking girly in a dress. And well, this was the result. Each chapter will have who played who at the top.

I was Sokka and Haru.

Usagi Youkai was Zuko and Jet.

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Zuko shrugged. “I'm use to Jet talking about banging the whole school.” Zuko smirked. “Or it banging him.”

Jet frowned.

Sokka just snickered. “Someone's uke.” he sang.

“Shut up.” Jet drank his drink. He liked being on top.

“Did I insult your masculinity?” Sokka teased.

“Like you know what masculinity is.” Jet shot back.

“I've never bottomed.” Sokka said.

“You've never done it at all.” Jet pointed out.

“I've still never bottomed.” The Water Tribe boy stuck out tongue.

“You still got no room to talk.”

“Who did you bottom to?” Haru raised eyebrow, slightly annoyed.

“Um...” Jet squirmed uncomfortably. “No one.”

“It was Zuko, wasn't it?” Haru asked.

“Shut up, it was a one time thing.”

Zuko was smirking. “It was one hell of a ride.”

Sokka snorted; trying desperately to stifle his giggles.

“I'll have to make sure myself.” Haru half smirked, still a bit annoyed.

“Eh.” Jet finished his drink, disgruntled.

“So, where are we going after this?” Sokka asked.

Jet shrugged. “Don't know about you guys,” Jet put his hand on Haru's thigh. “But I wouldn't mind going somewhere more private.” He grinned suggestively to Haru.

Haru rolled his eyes. “Sokka and Zuko didn't come to watch us make out.”

“I was talking to just you, Haru.”

“Movies then?” Sokka suggested.

Jet grinned. “Perfect.”

Zuko shrugged. “Fine with me.”

Haru finished his drink. “What's playing?”

“Tons of things, mostly horror movies lately.” Zuko answered.

Sokka shuddered at the thought of horror movies. “Zuko has every movie known to mankind.”

“Yeah, but Azula is hanging around the house, remember?” Zuko reminded him.

“Still?”

“If it's all right with you guys, I'd rather avoid them. Let's go to the theater.” Haru suggested.

Jet agreed. “Yeah, it’s not worth dealing with the bitch group.”

“Okay.” Sokka stood up and followed the group out of the café. Zuko walked next to him.

Haru looked over the movie list. “Silent Hill, The Hills Have Eyes, or The Notebook.”

Zuko rolled his eyes. “Horror flicks or a chick flick.”

“I vote for horror.” Jet said.

“Same.” Haru agreed.

“Yeah.”

“Horror it is then.” Zuko said.

“Hills Have Eyes or Silent Hill?” Haru asked.

“Hills have eyes.” Jet answered.

“What's that one supposed to be like? Another, people go on vacation and get kidnapped and tortured movies?” Sokka asked.

Jet shrugged. “A horror movie is a horror movie.” Jet suddenly smirked, poking Haru in the side. “I'm not planning on watching much of it anyway.”

Haru rolled his eyes. “Only if it's not crowded.”

“It'll be dark, and we'll sit in the back.” Jet tried.

“And if they're more people in the back, they'll see us anyways. And we're not doing anything in the bathroom.”

“You worry too much. One glance at your long hair and they won't look any further.”

“Maybe I should cut it off then.” Haru teased, knowing Jet loved his long hair.

Jet looked like a beat puppy. “Haaaru...”

“Then only if there's not to many people? And in the theater, not the bathroom.”

Jet nodded enthusiastically.

Sokka spoke aside to Zuko, though Jet could still hear him. “Told you he was whipped.”

“I'm starting to believe it.” Zuko said back.

“Shut up.” Jet went into the theater.

Haru smiled. “It's not so bad, is it?”

“Nope.” Jet smiled a little.

“Ew. Please tell me clothes are staying on.” Sokka made a face.

“Duh” Jet answered. “It’s the theater. If we're going to have sex, we'll go to Haru's house.”

“My parents are home tonight.”

“Then we'll go to my house.” Jet corrected.

“Wanna get a large one and share?” Sokka asked Zuko.

“Depends on what you're talking about.” Zuko smirked.

Sokka rolled his eyes. “Popcorn, pervert.”

Zuko smiled. “Yeah, popcorn.”

“Want to share a drink too?” Sokka asked.

“No, I'll get my own. A small coke.”

“I still don't think why you think Mountain Dew is so bad.” Sokka ordered a large one along with the popcorn.

“Because it’s disgustingly sweet.”

“Haven't lost any teeth yet.” Sokka took a large sip. “And if it's so sweet, then why do you have more of it in your house than I do?”

“Because Ty Lee has Moutian Dew running through her veins and Azula's the one that gets it.”

Sokka paused. “That explains a lot actually.” He looked at the drink. “Maybe it rots brain cells or something.”

“Most likely.” Zuko got his small soda.

Sokka looked at his drink for a long moment, before shrugging and taking another drink. “I have a few to spare.”

“If you start finding cutesy words for things, I'm cutting you off.” They headed into the theater.

Sokka spoke mockingly bubbly like Ty Lee. “But Zuzu, you love me, just like I love you fluffy hair! No, not fluffy... Furry? No that won't work. Fuzzy! You have fuzzy hair.” Sokka stopped. “I feel like my IQ just dropped.”

“I want to tear my ears out of my head.” Zuko took Sokka's soda away from him. “No more.”

“But I was faking ” He tried to get his pop back.

“No, go get an ice tea. You're not drinking this junk anymore.”

“But I don't like tea...” Sokka whined.

“Get something other than Mountain Dew.” Zuko threw the drink away.

“No ” Sokka fell to his knees over dramatically.

“I'll even pay for it, now get another drink and don't ever talk like Ty Lee again.”

Sokka pouted, then smirked. “Jolt?”

“Nothing green or energy filled.”

Sokka pouted some more. “Pepsi then.”

Zuko nodded in approval. Sokka held his drink sulkily once in his seat, eating the popcorn for comfort. Zuko was just feeling better since Sokka wasn't drinking Mountain Dew.

“Jet and I will be over there.” Haru pointed to a dark corner at the top of the theater. “Get us when the movie's over.”

“Won't you notice when all the screaming stops?” Sokka asked.

“Nope.” Jet answered with a huge grin as he pulled Haru with him to the dark corner.

“I don't know how anyone can feel romantic during one of these.” Sokka slouched down in his seat.

“It’s not for romance, its for making out and the screaming blocks out any noises they make.” Zuko explained.

“Isn't screaming in pain while being eaten or whatever usually a turn off?”

“They're not paying attention to the movie at all. They're paying attention to sucking face, or other parts of the body.”

“Eww.” Sokka shuddered from the mental image. “Haru wouldn't do that unless behind locked doors.”

“You never know.” Zuko grabbed some popcorn.

“I really don't want to know.” Sokka slouched down even more in his seat.

“Just stop thinking about it and watch the movie.” Zuko slid his arm around Sokka's shoulders.

“Sure.” Sokka sipped his Pepsi, eyes watching the scene. He was a bit nervous.

Zuko sat back, waiting to see how fake it looked. Sokka was growing more and more nervous; shifting in his seat and gulping nervously. As the first scream eruptted, he screamed too, jumping up.

Zuko gave him a look, raising an eyebrow. “You scream like a girl.”

Sokka sat back down, hiding his face behind the popcorn bucket. “Just tell me when the movie's over.”

Zuko smiled, pulling the popcorn away. “Want me to help distract you?”

“No.” Sokka curled in his seat, glad that they were watching the 1:45 showing, so the theater was empty. “Screams of pain and death are a turn off here.” He covered his ears and squeezed his eyes shut.

Zuko pulled his hands away. “It doesn't have to turn you on, it just has to keep your mind off the movie.”

Sokka opened his mouth to say something, but threw himself in Zuko's arms and whimpered as one of the mutated people appeared on screen. “I hate scary movies. I hate scary movies. I hate scary movies.” he chanted.

Zuko sighed and kissed Sokka, glad it was dark in the theater. Sokka slowly began to kiss back, but jumped and clung tightly to Zuko when another piercing scream filled the room. Deepening the kiss, Zuko inserted his tongue, distracting Sokka thoroughly. Sokka whimpered into the kiss, though this time less from the movie and more from the tongue in his mouth. Zuko ran his tongue along Sokka's; exploring his mouth, studying it, tasting popcorn and Pepsi. Thank the spirits it wasn't Mountain Dew. Starting to tangle his fingers into Zuko's 'fuzzy' hair, Sokka gasped as Zuko's hand started to trail up his shirt. Zuko ran his fingers along Sokka's spine, completely forgetting the movie. Sokka moaned into the kiss, pulling away and panting.

Zuko took a few breaths, smiling. “Distracted?”

“From what?” A scream from the movie played again, and Sokka whimpered; burying his face in Zuko's neck. “No.”

Zuko chuckled and kissed him again, distracting him from the movie. Sokka threw himself into the kiss. Shoving his tongue in Zuko's mouth, he tried to escape the movie. Zuko smirked around the kiss, his fingers rubbing over Sokka's nipples. The Water Tibe boy gasped, squirming and crying softly out in pleasure. Smiling, Zuko pulled away from Sokka's lips, trailing down to his neck. Sokka gasped and let out a lusty moan as Zuko's tongue traced around his necklace. Zuko assaulted Sokka's neck with his mouth, sucking on a patch to leave a mark, rubbing Sokka's nipples between his fingers. Sokka gasped, back arching. His slight arousal brushed against Zuko's. He smirked, acknowledging Sokka's hard on, but ignoring it. His mouth went lower to Sokka's throat, licking the tender skin. Sokka groaned loudly, writhing in appreciation.

“They look like they're having fun.” Haru noted from the other side of the theater.

His hands were itching to go lower, but he didn't want to scare Sokka off again, so he kept them where they were, continuing his assault on Sokka's skin.

Jet smirked. “No kidding... We should be doing that.”

“We were doing that. We were changing positions because the chair arm was digging into my back.”

“Then let’s get back to it.” Jet pulled Haru into his lap.

Haru rolled his eyes and looped his arms around Jet's neck, kissing back. Jet grinned into it, the tips of his fingers sliding into the back of Haku's pants. Purring, Haru rubbed his lower half against Jet. He knew he was being cruel, because he wouldn't let Jet do anything to him in public.

“Tease.” Jet kissed Haru heatedly to make up for it.

Haru pulled away from the kiss. “But that just makes it all the more fun once we finally start getting serious.” He nipped Jet's upper lip.

Jet grinned. “Don't I know it.”

Haru kissed him again before pulling away, and pressing his forehead against Jet's. “The movie's over. Should we get them?”

“Maybe for the sake of Sokka's virginity, yeah.” Jet agreed.

“Yeah. Being raped in a movie theater isn't a pleasant idea of a first time.”

“I don't know about rape.” Jet mused. “Looks more like Sokka'd beg for release.”

Haru shrugged. “Sokka'd call it rape anyways.” he walked over to the two, and tapped Zuko on the shoulder. “Movie's over.”

Zuko paused and looked up, seeing the credits roll. “So it is.” He has Sokka's shirt up and was down to Sokka's stomach. There were little red marks all over Sokka's skin.

“What?” Sokka blinked, and noticed the position he was in with Zuko. And Haru and Jet were looking; well, Jet was smirking. “Um, ah...” he turned bright red and stuttered.

Jet laughed. “So much for staying with your girlfriend, Zuko.”

Zuko shrugged. “You know I don't like boobs that much.”

“Can I get up please?” His face is still bright red, trying to will himself down.

“How are you going to tell Shoko you cheated on her with your best friend?” Haru asked.

“Somehow, I think she'll understand.” Zuko helped Sokka up, pulling him up by the hand.

“She let's you cheat on her?” Haru asked. “You've only been with her about three weeks. I wouldn't even let Jet get away with something like that.”

“Don't worry about it, Haru. It’s my business.”

“Are you going to tell her?” Haru looked determined.

“It's okay Haru, I'll tell her.” Sokka promised.

Jet wrapped his arm around Haru's shoulders. “Don't worry about it.”

Haru looked uncomfortable, because he couldn't stand the idea of cheating, but then nodded, since Sokka said he'd confess. “Okay.”

“Good, then can we finish what we started at my house?” Jet was pleading a little.

“All right, but I need to stop by the store first.”

“Why?” Jet asked.

Haru spoke ever so innocently. “Because you're out of whipped cream.”

Jet shivered, and headed to the door more quickly. “To the store ”

“That was... slightly disturbing.” Sokka watched the two leave.

“They have they're kinks. Speaking of which.” he pointed to an erect little Sokka. “Someone really enjoyed the movie.”

Sokka turned deep red. “Oh my god...”

Zuko smirked. “I could take care of that for you.”

“No ” Sokka held his hand up. “Just give me a second.” he scrunched his eyes shut tightly.

Zuko waited.

Sokka shivered in fear, but his arousal was killed quickly. He opened his eyes, looking a little sick. “Okay, let's go.”

Zuko frowned. “What the hell turns you off so fast?”

“Imaging Aunt Wu and Bumi going at it.”

Zuko shuttered, his own arousal dropping. “Oh geeze...”

“Told you.”

Zuko frowned. “It also kills any happy thoughts. No wonder you're always up tight.”

Sokka shrugged. “It works when you need turned off, fast.”

“I like it better the old, manual way.” They headed out of the theater.

“I'm not gonna jack off in a public movie theater.”

“I wasn't suggesting you did.”

“I still can't believe I never noticed Jet and Haru were, you know, before. I thought it was all flirting.”

“Well you obviously don't go into horror flicks that often.” Zuko noted.

“They go to horror movies just to do that?”

“Yup.”

Sokka wrinkled his nose. “Ew. Horror movies suck.”

“I think Jet bragged about some sucking that went on once in the theater...”

“Too much information.”

Zuko shrugged. “So, where do you want to go?”

“Hmmm...” Sokka thought. “The mall? I haven't picked up the new dotHack yet.”

Zuko shrugged. “All right.”

As they were walking to the mall, Sokka asked. “What time is it anyways?”

Zuko checked his watch. “3:30.”

“Gimme your cell.”

Zuko handed it to him.

Sokka quickly dialed his home phone, and got Katara. “Hi Katara, just checking to see if you were home or not- No, Zuko and I went out with Haru and Jet. To the movies. The Hills Have Eyes- what do you mean, ‘Am I still a virgin?!’”

Zuko snickered, leaning closer so Katara could head him. “Just barely.”

“Zuko ” Sokka tried to smack his head and missed. “Katara, stop laughing. I'll be back later, we're going to the mall. Yes, to get dotHack. No, you're not going to see me for a week. I'm getting the game. Pick you up something? Sure, what?” Sokka froze, eyes widening. “I'm not getting you that ”

Zuko watched curiously.

“NO! No, no, no, no, no! What? You wouldn't. You're not that cruel. Okay, okay. I believe you. I'll get it, but you so owe me for this. Love you, bye.” He closed the phone and groaned as he handed it back to Zuko.

“What does she want?”

“She wants me to buy her tampons.”

Zuko laughed.

“It’s not funny Do you know what she threatened me with?”

“What?”

“She was going to give Shoko's panties to Jet ”

Zuko just laughed harder.

“It's not funny ” Sokka hit him.

Zuko snickered, not quite able to stop laughing. “Yes! Yes it is!”

“No it's not! She was even threatening with the bra!”

Zuko began to laugh so hard, tears came into his eyes.

Sokka stopped where he was, crossing his arms and pouting. “Done yet?” he asked after a few minutes, Zuko finally starting to calm down.

Zuko rubbed his eyes, a sharp laugh leaving him every so often. “Yeah, for now.”

Sokka pouted as he kept walking. “This is so unfair.” he muttered.

“No, no, it’s quite amusing.”

“You wouldn't be saying that if it was you in the dress.”

“But I wasn't.”

“You should. It'd only be fair.”

“I can't pull it off like you.”

“Whoever said you needed to pull it off?” Sokka asked. “I just wanna see it.”

“Not happening.”

“I'll get you in one eventually.”

“No you're not, keep dreaming.”

“Dreams can become a reality.”

“Unlike you winning the bet.”

“There will always be other bets Zuzu.”

“Yeah, but you're still not getting me in a dress.”

“If I win a bet, the first thing I'm going to do is get you in lingerie and a blue dress. Maybe purple.”

Zuko rolled his eyes.

Sokka saw the look. “You made me wear red.”

“You're not going to drop this anytime soon, are you?”

“Not until I see you in a dress, no.”

“Just get your tampons.”

“I'm getting my game first.” Sokka went into the gaming store and picked up the case.
“Oh my beloved, how I've longed for you.” he hugged it.

“If only you'd say that to me.”

“I can't turn you on and off with a flick of a switch though, now can I Zuzu?”

Zuko smirked. “You did in the movie theater.”

“Fine.” Sokka rolled his eyes as he thought of something else to say. “Haseo has a sexier voice than you.” he cuddled the game to his chest.

Zuko frowned at that comment. Obviously, Sokka wasn't going to cut him any slack.

“Aw, did I hurt your feelings by saying Haseo has a sexier voice than you?” he chuckled as he paid for it. “If it makes you feel better, I don't even know what Haseo sounds like. I just know he's the main character.”

Zuko rolled his eyes. “Well unlike Haseo, he can't kiss you breathless.”

“No, but I can make him run for hours and watch his leather clad butt.” Sokka teased.

“Like you watched me run around the gym?”

“It'd have been sexier if you were wearing leather.”

“Well sorry if leather doesn't breath well.”

“You're complaining about leather not breathing well? Try wearing panties for two days and then we'll talk.”

“I'll leave the panties to you.”

“Put the leather on and run for me, and maybe I'll put the panties back on.”

Zuko smirked. “I'll think about it.”

Sokka smiled, walking into the store. “Are you gonna come with me, or are you gonna stand outside and wait for me to finish?”

“I'll let you get your tampons.” Zuko stopped at the door.

“Chicken.” he went into the store, returning a few minutes later with a plastic bag. “Done.”

“Good. Anything else you need here?”

“Nope, I have my dotHack, I have Katara’s girl things. I'm all done.”

“Good.”

Sokka swung the bag back and forth, restless. “So, what now?”

“I don't know.” He looked at his watch. “4 o'clock, too early for dinner.”

“And I'm not going into another movie.”

Zuko smirked. “It was one of the best movies I've ever been to.”

“Like Friday was one of the best metal shop classes you ever had?”

Zuko grinned. “Oh yeah.”

Sokka rolled his eyes. “Pervert.”

“You like it though.”

“Yes and no.”

“Yes and no how?” Zuko asked.

“Yes, I physically like it always. No, not every other second or in public. That's the kind of thing that should be done behind locked doors.”

“If I get you behind closed doors you're going to call it rape.”

“Only if you don't stop when I say stop.”

“What? And be frustrated again?”

“Wu and Bumi get rid of it.” Sokka smirked evilly.

Zuko frowned. “That just ruins the fun.”

“But it gets rid of the problem.”

“And leaves one disturbing image.”

Sokka shrugged. “You get used to it.”

“No wonder you're so up tight.”

“It's not like I go around getting dominated by guys.”

“So loosen up a little, we've known each other for years.”

“And I've known about your fixation on my ass about, what, three, four days now?”

“So? How long do you plan to make me wait?”

“I dunno.

“Then why make me wait?” Zuko asked.

“I don't know how long it'll take. I told you, romance before sex. Once we're in a serious relationship I guess.”

Zuko sighed.

“If me not sleeping with you bugs you that much, why don't you find some other guy to bone?”

“Because I don't want anyone else.”

Sokka was a bit surprised that Zuko was that serious. “How long have you liked me?”

Zuko paused a minute. “More than four days, I'll tell you that much.”

Sokka pouted. “Spoilsport.”

“How long isn't important.”

“Fine. How serious are you then?”

“More serious than I've been with anyone else.”

“And how serious is that?” Sokka asked.

Zuko rolled his eyes. “Look, I'm not use to trying to be serious with anyone. The girls are to keep my father tolerable and Jet was convenient. If I wasn't serious I wouldn't still be trying to get into your pants. I would have given up by now.”

“Oh...” Sokka was quiet, thinking about everything Zuko just said. “What would you do though, about your dad, if we were... you know.”

Zuko shrugged, sounding like he didn't really care. “Probably tossed out of the house and disowned. I know he's threatened me enough to.”

“And you don't mind being disowned?”

“... Sometimes, but I'm not sure anymore. I'm sure my uncle would let me stay with him.”

Sokka nodded, starting to make up his mind. “Okay.”

“But like I said, I don't like boobs, or women, so I wouldn't be able to marry one and stay sane.”

“But don't you want kids?”

“Zuko: Not right now, and I'm not sure if I ever will.”

Sokka nodded, hming.

“So what about you?”

“Yeah, I want kids eventually.” Sokka answered.

“Oh.”

“But I don't have anything against adoption.” he added.

Zuko nodded. “Right.”

“So, umm...”

“Yeah?”

“Umm...” Sokka was stuttering and stalling. “Why?”

“Why what?”

“First, tell me why me?”

Zuko shrugged. “Hell if I know why I'm infatuated with you of all people. I just do. I like you.”

“All right then.”

“Is it that big of a shock?”

“No.” Sokka shook his head. “I mean... okay, yes, however you want me to say it.”

“Pick one or the other.”

“Yes.”

Zuko nodded. “I see.”

“So, what now?”

“I don't know. What do you want to do?”

“You know more about this then I do.”

“How do you figure that?” Zuko asked.

“I have not the slightest idea what we're going, so you have to know more.”

Zuko snorted, laughing a little.

“Okay, okay.” Sokka took a deep breath. “What comes now? Normal relationship stuff, or sex?”

“I suppose a normal relationship, but I wouldn't mind sex either.”

“If you want sex, not unless we skip school tomorrow; and we do it at your house without Azula and Mai and Ty Lee there.”

Zuko paused, blinking, and a bit stunned. “Seriously?”

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